Alllllrighty theeen! Ace Ventura helped launch the career of rubber faced Jim Carrey. It also sparked a controversial controversial conversation many years later. So grab your isotoners, put the laces out, and let’s save some animals! Ace Ventura is about to make a splash in the confused breakfast podcast, so do NOT go in there!! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:09:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:23:30 - Scene by scene breakdown...
Sep 21, 2022•1 hr 35 min
Parenthood may seem like fun and games till some one kidnaps an infant and houses a couple of fugitive friends. Raising Arizona brings us a not so grounded tale of love, and how far we’re willing to go back for it. Don’t miss your turn, grab the Huggies and whatever’s in the cash register. Crime of passion is not the same as a passion of crime. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:30 - Critical and fan reviews •0:17:00 - Scene by ...
Sep 14, 2022•1 hr 33 min
YEAH, baby, YEAH! Shall we pod now or pod later? Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery offers up a groovy take on the classic spy flick and turns it on its head(with frickin’ laser beams). As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, We’ll be sound as a pound! It’s our podcast, baby and it freaks us out! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:30 - Memories of first v...
Sep 07, 2022•1 hr 44 min
We all remember high school right? Whether we want to or not. This week we are bring it all back with American Pie. The school work, the pressure, the parties. At least we’ve got our buds to make unreasonable sex pacts with and share the most embarrassing things that have ever happened to us. So find your sensitive side, grab your secret sex bible, and by all means avoid the apple pie and pale ale. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:09:00 - Pertinent movie details •...
Aug 31, 2022•1 hr 49 min
Saved By The Bell was arguably one of the most popular kid's television shows of the 90s. We do a deep dive on the history of this show to decide if it still moves us the way it did as kids or if we should leave it in the past! •0:00:00- Introductions•0:02:30- Topic Setup•0:07:30- Origin Story•0:13:00- Characters/Actors•0:31:30- Popular Years and Ending•0:37:30- Favorite Episodes—————————————————————— **Check out our friends at Podcorn if you are looking to learn more about podcast sponsorships!...
Aug 29, 2022•58 min
We’ve got a golden ticket. And we’re capping off our Summer of Seventies with a world of pure imagination. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory takes us on a colorful ride that shows us just how chocolate it takes to rouse the living dead and apparently kill the newly living. Are kids the worst? Are old people the worst? Is wonka actually a serial killer?are there only male Oompa Loompas? Summer of Seventies just got a whole lot Wilder! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first vi...
Aug 24, 2022•1 hr 46 min
Warriooorsss come out to playyayyy!! Time to bop our way back to Coney Island. 100,000 gang members. 20,000 cops. All looking for us. No where to run. No where to hide. Baseball clowns, Mimes, and Orphans, OH MY! Get packed, make sure your cardio is tip top, and don't forget to pay your subway tokens. The Summer Of 70's rolls on with The Warriors. CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAS? CAN YOU DIG IT? CAAAANNN YYOOOOUUUU DIIIG IIIITTTT! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:45 - Pe...
Aug 17, 2022•1 hr 41 min
Let’s go to Camelot! Actually.. let’s not. Summer of 70’s continues with Monty Python and the Holy grail. Do witches weigh as much as a duck? How brave can you be in face of certain death and dismemberment? Do coconuts migrate? Or does it take a certain kind of swallow? Bring out your dead and prepare your coconut horse! Not even a flesh would can stop the summer of seventies! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:12:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:16:30 - Critical and...
Aug 10, 2022•1 hr 27 min
Baa Dum. Baa Dum. The movie that made you question even the smallest bodies of water. Jaws launched some major careers in cinema but can it hold up against the test of time nearly a half-century later?? Are sharks as dangerous as they make it seem? Can you put a price on the lives of tourists? Let’s catch up with Bruce and dive in! It's the summer of 70s! The entire month of August will be movies from the 70s. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:00 - Pertinent mov...
Aug 03, 2022•1 hr 32 min
We’re not bad, we’re just drawn this way. Join us as we dissect one of the most innovative movies of the 80’s. Does this still hold up with a modern day viewing? Tune in to find out. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:15:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:22:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **10% off your first order of Pepper Joe’s. https://pepperjoe.com/discount/CONFUSED ———————————...
Jul 27, 2022•1 hr 33 min
Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite? The Dog days of summer are upon us. So we’re smashing through Quentin Tarentino’s major debut Resevoir Dogs. A movie based on reading between the lines launched a theatrical universe and the careers of some of hollywoods finest. Do belly shots really hurt? Will putting the lime in the coconut relieve your belly ache? Will you ever hear stuck in the middle with you the same way again? Are we the only professionals here?? Pick a color...
Jul 20, 2022•1 hr 53 min
If you love this podcast, you know how important music is to us when we discuss movies. So we decided to talk about our Top 5 Movie Soundtracks! Join us for this fun episode. •0:00:00- Introductions •0:03:45- Topic Setup/Honorable Mentions •0:11:00- Top 5 Movie Soundtracks —————————————————————— **10% off your first order of Pepper Joe’s. https://pepperjoe.com/discount/CONFUSED —————————————————————— **Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. http://felixgrayglasses.com/...
Jul 13, 2022•1 hr 1 min
JUUUAASST A BIT OUTSIDE! Major League is about make these misfits a household name. A bunch of has beens, are nots, and should haves are gonna try and win the whole f**king thing. So say a prayer to jobu, put on your glasses, and lube up a curve ball. There’s no Red Tags here! Only bad knees and booze fueled fun! •0:05:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:11:30- Pertinent movie details •0:16:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:25:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:32:30- Modern day ratings —————————————...
Jul 06, 2022•1 hr 42 min
Asphinctersayswhat? Time for our dreams of doing a show in a basement becoming a full time gig to become a reality! Wayne’s World taught us that following your dreams doesn’t have to mean selling out! NOT!! Keep your friends close and the party even closer. So let’s crank up some bohemian rhapsody, blindly sign a contract and Find out if we’re worthy. Let’s do the super mega fun version! WAYNES WORLD PARTY TIME EXCELLENT WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOO! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:03:00 - Memo...
Jun 29, 2022•1 hr 45 min
Is that goal regulation size or what?? Happy Gilmore is disrupting the game of golf on this weeks episode! We find out what happens when an angry person plays one of the most angering sports in the world. Broken bottles, broken rakes, broken, Volkswagens, batting cages? Only 364 more days till next seasons hockey tryouts so grab you grandfathers clubs find your happy place and let’s head to the water berry open to make some money. Gold jacket green jacket who gives a shit! •0:00:00- Introduction...
Jun 22, 2022•1 hr 42 min
It’s the stuff dreams are made of. Well kinda.. this weeks I’ve Never Seen episode, 1 of the guys is happy to show the other two, Explorers! A movie that transcended the Galaxy to give us… we’ll you’ll just have to see. Do aliens exist? What is our purpose? Do movie deadlines mean nothing to production studios? Let dive in and find out more! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:06:00- Who hasn’t seen this movie•0:12:30- Pertinent details and reviews•0:18:30- Scene by scene breakdown •1:18:00...
Jun 15, 2022•1 hr 33 min
We hear it’s always a killer time up at Bernie’s! Let’s go for the weekend! Sometimes you just can’t let ANYTHING get in the way of your stroke of good luck. So let’s keep lying to everyone as well as ourselves about how we think this could possibly end. We’ve heard of faking a death but this is ridiculous.. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:05:15 - Memories of first viewing •0:09:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:20:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:23:00 - Modern day...
Jun 08, 2022•1 hr 33 min
If you grew up in the 80s or 90s, you know that seeing a photo of a toy from your childhood, can bring floods of nostalgia! On this mini-byte episode, we talk about the best and most popular toys of those 2 decades. Give it a listen for guaranteed nostalgia and laughs. •0:00:00- Introductions•0:06:30- Topic Setup •0:10:45- 80’s Toys•0:33:00- 90’s Toys—————————————————————— **Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. Browse and more info here at http://felixgrayglasses.com...
Jun 01, 2022•1 hr 7 min
SPOILERS! After recording our movie review on the original Top Gun, we were graciously provided a private screening of the new Top Gun Maverick movie with some of our awesome friends. We have some thoughts on the movie and will be reviewing on this episode. Is it better than the original? Do we have any issues with the movie? How does this movie rank for us? Join us for all the thoughts…. if you haven’t seen it, stop and go watch!—————————————————————— **10% off your first order of Pepper Joe’s....
May 31, 2022•49 min
Get to the choppa!!!!!!! Time to casually blast a boom box in a helicopter for a covert mission that we don’t actually know anything about. What are we doing? Who’s out there? Who is this lady and why are we letting her tag along? Why are we just randomly dying? Probably to keep us from asking any more questions. This isn’t going to end well. Unless your Arny obvi. Stick around you son of a b*tch. ET’s got nothing on Predator. And it definitely doesn’t come in peace. •0:00:00- Introductions/Revi...
May 25, 2022•1 hr 47 min
I feel the need, the need for speed. It’s time to buzz the tower, before we call the ball. I think our egos just cashed another check.. Top Gun has inspired us to take on new call signs and take off our shirts for volleyball. Don’t let the hair fool you, we’re dangerous, sweaty, and inverted. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:05:30 - Call Sign Ceremony•0:08:30- Memories of first viewing •0:12:15- Pertinent movie details •0:17:00- Critical and fan reviews•0:25:00- Scene by scene breakdown ...
May 18, 2022•1 hr 48 min
Someday I’m gonna be a big sports star. Dude, We all thought we were going to be the next Reggie Jackson. Until we realized we’re actually just average joes, dude. What happens when a driveway game sweeps the nation and let regular people compete at the pro level? Some major names in comedy joined forces to give us just that in, Baseketball! Our very first executive producer pick, dude! So get your khakis, come up with your best Journey Psych out and quit being a little bitch, dude. •0:00:00- In...
May 11, 2022•1 hr 33 min
This podcast has officially gone from suck to blow. Mel Brooks’ 1987 space adventure parody takes a not so subtle jab at some of the biggest titles in the genre. Too bad about the merchandising… So close down the 3 ring circus, secure all the animals in the zoo, and prepare for ludicrous speed! We’re about to go plaid through the 4th wall right NOW now! May the Schwartz be with you! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:05:45 - Memories of first viewing •0:09:15- Pertinent movie details •0:13...
May 04, 2022•1 hr 32 min
WOLVERINES!!!!!! Gear up jump in the truck and let’s head to the mountains! Red Dawn has broken and thank god some ragtag teens are here to stop it! Does the very first pg-13 movie hold up? Will what was once considered one of the most violent movies at the time, still shock us all the same way? Should you really drink blood straight from the deer? All we know is, “the chair is against the wall” and “John has a long mustache” so what ever you do AVENGE MEEEEE!!•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Cha...
Apr 27, 2022•1 hr 43 min
Some years just seem to have an endless supply of classic movies. 1985 was one of those years. Wait till you hear about all of the movies that were released in this magical year. We chat about them and give you our personal Top 5 lists. •0:00:00- Introductions•0:04:30- Topic Setup/Honorable Mentions•0:12:00- Top 5 Summer Movies —————————————————————— **Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. Browse and more info here at http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused —————————————...
Apr 20, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Sometimes theres man. Not a hero, but a man. Ah F**k it dude. Let’s go bowling. The chronicled tale of the Dude is both pointless and imperative. A movie wrapped in its own feelings more than it’s own story. So let’s pack a ringer with our whites, mix up another Caucasian, and bash up a corvette after we botched a random handoff. Turn off the Eagles and crank the Creedence tapes and relax while we break down The Big Lebo… hey do you have any Kahlua? •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:04:30...
Apr 13, 2022•1 hr 57 min
Holy Schnikes, they finally gave Chris Farley a lead role in a movie and he delivered a performance of a lifetime. Tommy Boy might be one of the most quoted movies in history and showed us signs of Farley’s deeper brilliance. Unfortunately he passed away 2 years later. What do you say we grab our clip-on ties, stock our office refrigerators with be— errrr soda, and check the specs on the endline for the rotary gerder, because it’s time to make a podcast for the american working man because that’...
Apr 06, 2022•1 hr 39 min
Can you fly you sucker?? Some how comedy, sci-fi, and horror came together to give us what might be one the most iconic performances of Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, and the rest of the surrounding cast. These crawly things make for one wild ride in the bustling metropolis of Perfection. One things for sure.. this one’s not dumb. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:05:15 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:30- Pertinent movie details •0:12:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:30 - Scene by scene brea...
Mar 30, 2022•1 hr 20 min
In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an episode. We will be reviewing a classic movie from 2 different perspectives. First, from the perspective of someone who has seen the movie countless times. And secondly, from the perspective of 2 people that have JUST watched the movie for the f...
Mar 23, 2022•1 hr 11 min
SPOILERS! Confused breakfast is the very FIRST podcast to review this amazing new movie!!!! Just kidding, we might actually be the last podcast to talk it but who cares. Since we are fresh off of our review of 1989's Batman, we figured that we should make a trip to the theatre together to experience the newest edition to the Batman film story. Is it as good as people are saying? Was it too long? Is Pattinson the best Batman of all-time? Join us to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
Mar 21, 2022•42 min
