Say a prayer and cock your silenced pistols. The Boondock Saints are marchin’ in! The 1999 Troy Duffy cult classic will take us through all the shoot outs and ritual killing of bad guys. We got our pea coats and shades. So pull up a stool and grab a beer while we break down the symbology here. Everyone’s Irish on St. Patrick’s Day! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:05:45 - Memories of first viewing •0:10:15- Pertinent movie details •0:18:45 - Critical and fan reviews •0:28:45 - Scene by s...
Mar 16, 2022•1 hr 46 min
Terrifying story of death and resurrection? Or maybe the most romantic love story of all time? The Mummy will make you wonder who’s side your on. So grab your bag of guns, and saddle up the fastest camels in existence cause we’re going to find ourselves a nice gooey mummy, and unleash hell on earth. If we don’t end up making it out of here, please don’t sign us up for mummification. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:07:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:13:00- Pertinent movie details •0:18...
Mar 09, 2022•1 hr 50 min
Hi, My name is Batman and I’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moon light. What started as a comical idea turned to a burtonized dark and strange tale on one of the most recognized super heroes in the world. With a mix and match casting, iconic score, and script that was written while shooting, does Batman, the highest grossing film of 1989, still hold up? Is Keaton the greatest Batman? Is Nicholson the best joker? Time to take up the cape, drop a mobster or two in to an open vat of chem...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 51 min
On this week's pop-culture nostalgia-bomb episode, we talk about Nintendo 64. Being the quintessential gaming system of the late 90s, we guarantee that you share the love that we have for this system. Join us as we discuss the history of the N64 and reminisce about some of the awesome games. •0:00:00- Introductions •0:07:45- Topic Setup•0:12:30- History of the N64 •0:19:30- Specs, console and accessories•0:31:00- Favorite Games ——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges fro...
Feb 23, 2022•59 min
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Time to pack up the family and forcefully make them sit through a Colorado winter nightmare in a haunted hotel so you can try to not fail at writing. The Shining will show us the darker side of getting snowed in. It’s not all cuddles and cocoa. Heeeeeere’s JOHNNY! Come play with us…. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:06:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:45- Pertinent movie details •0:13:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:15 - Scene by scene br...
Feb 16, 2022•1 hr 53 min
Don’t forget your flippy floppies! It’s a warm one out there! Oh wait, wrong movie, kinda. 50 first dates takes a fun twist on a familiar plot with a character reliving the same day over and over and over again. But everyone else is there to help her along, kind of. This feels a little weird to be honest.. just lying to a loved one day after day after coercing lots of other women and friends.. aloha! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:07:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:12:30- Pertinent mov...
Feb 09, 2022•1 hr 28 min
Don’t forget your booties, it’s cold out there! It’s GROUNDHOG DAY and you only got one day to live, over and over and over again. What would do? What would you do different? Who would you do? Who would you do different? Why would you do.. well you get it. It’s time to flirt with the locals, eat everything we can and finish with a cold shower… or driving the truck off a cliff. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:05:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:15- Pertinent movie details •0:11:45 - C...
Feb 02, 2022•1 hr 30 min
Our topic today is Top 5 Romantic Comedies. Before you go, ewwwwww, yuck and turn it off, you gotta think about the bad rap that Romantic Comedies get. People think of them as 'girl movies' and 'dumb love stories.' But if you think this way, you are likely missing out on some truly great movies that are perfect for all occasions. Join us as we discuss our Top 5 Romantic Comedies. •0:00:00- Introductions•0:05:00- Topic Setup•0:09:15- Honorable Mentions•0:13:30 Top 5 Rom-Coms —————————————————————...
Jan 26, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Sanka, ya ded? Our lord and savior, John Candy is back as we review the second best Disney movie made about the Olympics. A movie that took some major liberties with the actual story, in order to deliver us a feel-good, lesson-learned type of a film. Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's podcast time... Cool Runningsssss! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:06:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:45- Pertinent movie details •0:15:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:30 - Scene by sc...
Jan 19, 2022•1 hr 34 min
After watching the original Matrix, we sat down and discussed our thoughts on the new Matrix installment. If you like this type of content, consider joining our Patreon for bonus content every week! Check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast And speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes. Dane, Joel, Robin Fawcett, Tony B, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Jordon, Elisha, Nick Fulkerson, Camden Griffith, Francisco River...
Jan 17, 2022•29 min
take the blue pill and you'll wake up feeling kind of groggy. take the red pill and you'll be ripped from everything you could possibly think of as real and spit out via a bio mechanical bowel movement, picked up like a prize in a claw machine and everyone is definitely gonna see your privates...1999's The Matrix left us all questioning our own reality among other things. do they sterilize those brain needles? is Morpheus actually a bad guy? was Cypher right? STOP. Its bullet time. eat your goup...
Jan 12, 2022•1 hr 42 min
GNARLEY! It’s time to finish up your paper route and bicycle boogie on down to hell track! Rad offers up some of best 80’s cheese that taught us that corporate bread is no match for scrappy hometown DIY attitude dude! Let’s stick it to the man and mom and ass slide our way in to awesomeness! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:06:15- Pertinent movie details •0:10:15- Memories of first viewing •0:16:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:20:30- Modern day ratings...
Jan 05, 2022•1 hr 29 min
In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an episode. We will be reviewing a classic movie from 2 different perspectives. First, from the perspective of someone who has seen the movie countless times. And secondly, from the perspective of 2 people that have JUST watched the movie for the f...
Dec 29, 2021•1 hr 23 min
You’ll shoot your eye out! The movie that makes 24 hours seem like a single watch. A Christmas Story has been revered as the quintessential holiday film while others call it over rated and pandering. This movie still taught us about licking cold poles, major awards, changing tires, haggling, a football is a terrible Christmas gift, where to eat on Christmas in case of emergency, and the importance of being honest about what you really want in life while lying about everything else. Luckily we go...
Dec 22, 2021•1 hr 30 min
It’s time to put up the exterior illumination, grease up the sleds, and empty the sh***er. Christmas Vacation is maybe more of a staycation, but who needs travel when you can have the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house come right to your front door. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:05:30- Pertinent movie details •0:09:00- Memories of first viewing •0:12:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:17:15 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:20:45- Modern day ratings —————————————————————— ...
Dec 15, 2021•1 hr 29 min
Anybody want a peanut? The Princess Bride tell the tale of a grandpa telling his grandson the tale of of one of the greatest love stories of all time. Although plenty may retort, INCONCEIVABLE, at such an idea. We learned so much from this movie. Piracy is a great line of work, true love can not be stopped, and miracles can be bought.. you asked for it, and we simply responded, “as you wish”. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:08:00- Pertinent movie details •0:14:30- Memories of first view...
Dec 08, 2021•1 hr 39 min
The Goosebumps book series by R.L. Stine is the most iconic book series of the 90s. From the extremely crushable 120-pages and the relatable teenage characters to the beautifully, scary cover art and quirky book titles, this series quickly became the 2nd-best selling book series of all-time. The boys discuss their memories of the series, favorite episodes, adaptations and more. Join them for a fun trip down memory lane! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Voicemails•0:09:45- Topic Setup•0:16:30- His...
Dec 01, 2021•1 hr 3 min
The definitive Thanksgiving movie, right?? The travel, the trouble, the good the bad, and laughably maddening scenarios that can only come from the mind of John Hughes. With two comedic giants at the forefront, does this buddy-travel movie hold up and speak through generational lapses? What’s Neal’s wife’s problem? What’s in Del’s trunk?? How many f**ks does it take to f**k yourself?All this and more while we break down Planes, Trains, and automobiles. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:05...
Nov 24, 2021•1 hr 27 min
The names, Bond. James Bond. This week we chat about what might as well be the source material for one of the most important video games of all time, Goldeneye. Pierce Brosnan’s first installment as the MI6 super spy. The cars, the gambling, the women, the bad jokes.. are we sure this guy is a role model? Let’s dive a little deeper! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:06:00- Pertinent movie details •0:11:45- Memories of first viewing •0:15:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:22:30 - Scene by sc...
Nov 17, 2021•1 hr 42 min
What happens when your neighbors have nothing better to do than snoop and spy on other neighbors? The Burbs tackles any and all answers to this question. Big and small. What’s worse? Digging up A dead body? Or hitting a gas line? Vacation or staycation? Are you being neighborly or nosey? Tom hanks and company show us the ropes on suburban living in this weeks episode! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:07:45- Pertinent movie details •0:10:30- Memories of first viewing •0:13:30 - Critical a...
Nov 10, 2021•1 hr 36 min
In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an episode. We will be reviewing a classic movie from 2 different perspectives. First, from the perspective of someone who has seen the movie countless times. And secondly, from the perspective of 2 people that have JUST watched the movie for the f...
Nov 03, 2021•1 hr 25 min
How bout a podcast sandwhich booger lips!? Ernest Scared Stupid is somewhere between the best and worst of the Ernest movies, or so they say. How amazing is Jim Varney? How awful are the kid actors? How disgusting are the trolls? Is Bulgarian Miak strictly seasonal? Equal parts scary gross and genuinely stupid, There’s one thing for sure, Rimshot is our favorite, know-what-I-mean? •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:09:30- Pertinent movie details •0:13:45- Memories of first viewing •0:17:30...
Oct 27, 2021•1 hr 30 min
There’s something strange in the neighborhood. So let’s slide down the fire pole, fire up our unlicensed nuclear accelerator proton packs, and make our clients feel uncomfortable! The Ghostbusters became an instant classic, but with an all star cast, questionable special effects, and enough evil psychokinetic energy to make any regular Twinkie seem tiny, does this film still hold up? Time to get this key master and gate keeper together and show this prehistoric b*tch how we do thing downtown. •0...
Oct 20, 2021•1 hr 41 min
It’s October and spooky season is upon us. What better movie to dissect than 1987’s The Monster Squad. A movie where a group of kids save the world from an invasion of the Universal Classic Monsters. This movie is quite literally the definition of a Cult Classic Movie and if you haven’t seen it, it’s not too late. Go do it now! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:09:15- Pertinent movie details •0:12:15- Memories of first viewing •0:15:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:30- Scene by scene br...
Oct 13, 2021•1 hr 27 min
It's that time of year. The leaves are changing, the air is getting cool and crisp and we are all breaking out the flannels and hoodies on our way to grab a pumpkin spice latte. Fall is a special time of year and many people's favorite season. Join us as we talk about our top 5 fall movies to get you in the mood. •0:00:00- Introductions/Patreon •0:05:30- Topic Setup•0:11:15- Honorable Mentions •0:13:45- Top 5 Fall Movies ——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery- All the info you could need...
Oct 06, 2021•56 min
Is this the greatest sequel of all-time? Do the special effects and action sequences hold up 30 years later? Is the nuclear apocalypse scene still one of the most horrifying scenes in any movie? Does John Connor's best friend, Bobby Budnick get sent to summer camp after his run in with the T-1000? We tackle all of these burning questions and more! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:08:15- Pertinent movie details •0:12:00- Memories of first viewing •0:15:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:22:00...
Sep 29, 2021•1 hr 43 min
Summer vacations with the family. Trees, the lake, cabins, fishing, hiking, and unfortunately the in-laws. Two comedy giants go head to head in The Great Outdoors vying for the affections of their families, bears, and the locals. We hope you brought your appetite, cause we got 96oz of lips and a**holes to get through! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:08:45- Pertinent movie details •0:11:30- Memories of first viewing •0:15:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:00- Scene by scene breakdown •1...
Sep 22, 2021•1 hr 35 min
District 5! Look alive! The Mighty Ducks taught us the importance of a quarter of an inch, team work, fair play, and compassion, right Mr. Ducksworth? When Gordon Bombay is called upon to be of service to his community, he goes above and beyond and teaches a group of young hockey players to fly. Because ducks fly together! So let's all take the fall, act hurt and get indignant, because that big shot you took as a kid wasn't even that important. QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK! •0:00:00- Introductions/Re...
Sep 15, 2021•1 hr 44 min
In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an episode. We will be reviewing a classic movie from 2 different perspectives. First, from the perspective of someone who has seen the movie countless times. And secondly, from the perspective of 2 people that have JUST watched the movie for the f...
Sep 08, 2021•1 hr 7 min
Time to prep the nos, bump those subs, and pop the top on any beer you want, as long as it's a Corona. We're tackling 2001's The Fast and the Furious. An undercover cop tries to infiltrate an underground society to find out the identity of a group of robbers before things take a turn for the worse... wait.. why does this sound familiar?? Buckle up! Line up! and whatever you do, don't hit your little red nos button first! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:07:45- Pertinent movie details •0:...
Sep 01, 2021•1 hr 43 min
