Surfs up brah! Time for one wild ride in the tube. This is Point Break! Surfing, bank robbers, corona, girls, guns, Reeves, and Swayze. Time to get your feet wet and your board waxed. Utah! Get me two! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:08:30- Pertinent movie details •0:11:30- Memories of first viewing •0:14:30- Critical and fan reviews•0:21:00- Scene by scene breakdown •1:33:00- Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **Cedar Ridge Distillery- All the info you could need and more. http:...
Aug 25, 2021•1 hr 45 min
In an effort to shake things up, we decided to give you a sneak peak into what our Patreon-Only audio sounds like. This week, we have a free-flowing discussion about our top 5 summer movies. The movies that make you feel the heat of summer from the comfort of your air-conditioned couch. The movies that remind you of those magical summers from your childhood. If you like what you hear, consider joining our patreon at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast •0:00:00- Introductions/Patreon •0:05:00- I...
Aug 18, 2021•57 min
You guys wanna see a dead body? It's time to tell a white lie to our folks, dodge some trains, count up our change, and take turns standing guard. With a young all star cast and a director with a personal mission wrapped in a Stephen King novella things are bound to get seriously silly and strange. Stand by Me will take you back to childhood adventures with your best friends whether we like it or not. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:09:00- Pertinent movie details •0:12:45- Memories of f...
Aug 11, 2021•1 hr 42 min
Remember when you were a kid? Your world was as small and linear as it was ever going to be. But somehow everything inside of it felt bigger and more important than you could possibly fathom. Nickelodeon’s The Adventures of Pete and Pete somehow perfectly encapsulated the feelings of grandiosity and wonder in the most simple of things when growing up. Let’s look back on possibly one of the most timeless shows of the 90’s. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:04:30- Special voicemail message ...
Aug 04, 2021•55 min
They say you should never meet your heroes. whether your hero is the person funding your projects, or it's a 40 ft tall thunder lizard that's been spliced with frog DNA. Jurassic Park; is it a kids movie? A horror flick? Somewhere in between? With an all star cast, some of the best screams in cinema, a John Williams score, and special effects that, unlike dinosaurs themselves, have stood the test of time, we dive in deep to see if we're still infatuated with the original Jurassic Park. •0:00:00-...
Jul 28, 2021•1 hr 50 min
Socially stunted, morally ignorant and he thinks he can have whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Especially with women. Oh, there’s also a sweet inquisitive caveman that gets unfrozen and Pauly shores gives one of his best performances of depth in the 90’s. Yep! Encino Man is here to tell the story of an unfrozen caveman and the two dudes that dig him up on accident. Turns out the ice-age has got nothing on high school. So quit harshing his gig so hardcore, cruster! •0:00:00- Introductions/Rev...
Jul 21, 2021•1 hr 49 min
Are you ready for the best damn Summer of your life?? Buckle up captain! We’re headed to fat camp! Beneath the paunchy layer of weight jokes lies a classic Disney moral lesson and a Ben Stiller performance that still haunts us in a good way. Is Camp Hope actually a con for parents? Is Tony just misunderstood for trying to help kids get healthy? Did we really need another montage to “I Want Candy”? Grab your body partner, help us get these salamis off our backs and step on the scale! DO IT TO IT,...
Jul 14, 2021•1 hr 44 min
Old feuds die hard. And there were none harder than the international 16 bit console war. The generation gaming that sparked millions of units sold world wide with exclusive games, targeted releases and attack marketing campaigns that made the 2020 presidential election look 8 bit. Super nintendo or Sega Genesis. Which did you have? What were your favorite games? Super Mario or Sonic? Red or blue? Grey or black? 3 buttons or 4? Choose a side and draw the line. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Cha...
Jul 07, 2021•54 min
At one point in your childhood, you and all your friends got together for last time and didn’t realize it. An endless dream game of baseball stopping only to scam pool honeys, chew like the big leaguers, and indulge a collective imagination that’s larger than life for the sake of a friend. The Sandlot taught us the importance of friendship, to take your shot when you see it and that heroes get remembered, but legends never die. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:10:00- Pertinent movie deta...
Jun 30, 2021•1 hr 49 min
Oh look! Another Japanese Grandpa training some white kid karate… except this time it’s somehow personal. JCVD stars in this full contact splits kick to the face and balls of a movie, Bloodsport. Is Frank Dux the ultimate con man? Did mentos sponsor the movie? Is Chong Li just a misunderstood goon? Let’s dive in, and find out all that and more! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:11:00- Pertinent movie details from Sean•0:17:15- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie•...
Jun 23, 2021•1 hr 41 min
A movie where nothing really happens on the last day of school. Except everything happens. Because when you were in high school everything meant something. 1993’s ultimate hang out movie, Dazed and Confused, might make you wish you were back in high school or glad you’re past it. Either way, you just gotta keep on L-I-V-I-N. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:07:45- Pertinent movie details from Sean•0:14:15- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie•0:18:25- Critical and...
Jun 16, 2021•1 hr 52 min
We need something to wash this all down! how bout you? We go back and break out the sugar and syrups laced libations that our childhood palettes can still taste to this day. For better or for worse. crack open a surge or jolt cola. twist off a secret code with you pepsi blue, but be careful you dont punch a hole through the back of your capri-sun! —————————————————————— Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction/Reviews/Chats0:07:00- 90s Snack drink discussion —————————————————————— **Cedar Ridge Di...
Jun 09, 2021•55 min
What came first? A most triumphant music video, or Eddie Van Halen joining the band? Philosophy has never sounded so simple or bodacious for that matter. Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure gives us a genuine blast from the past, ancient greece, feudal mongoalia, the french renaissance, and some most excellent parts of american history. Travel back with us as we break down our final presentation and try to stay out of military school, which would be most heinous, dude. •0:00:00- Introductions/Rev...
Jun 02, 2021•1 hr 49 min
Money can’t buy happiness. Or love. Or friendship. But it’ll buy a lot of stuff that might fill the void. On this episode, we Breakdown the uncomfortable tale of Blank Check. When the laws of realty, finance, physics and parental consent are tossed to the wind, you better believe it’s a pubescent boys wacky wildest wet dream. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:09:00- Pertinent movie details from Sean •0:13:15- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie•0:17:00- Critical a...
May 26, 2021•1 hr 50 min
Is there a big sexy guy in here?? The demigod, John Candy, partners with one of the 80's most iconic directors, John Hughes, to bring us a larger than life comedy. Can the stand out performances of Candy, Culkin, and company, be enough to salvage a classic fish out of water scenario? Can John Hughes create enough space for Candy's first major lead AND make it out from under his own Brat-pack shadow? either way, one things for sure... he's cooking our garbage. •0:00:00- A Special Tribute •0:02:15...
May 19, 2021•1 hr 54 min
You loved them as a kid, but they hate you as adults. After school snacks, lunchtime delights, late night sleep over supplies, or the reward after a summer bike ride. It’s all about the candy, chips, snacks, and sweets we had growing up to supply a sugar high tide or something to sneak when we didn’t finish our dinner. **Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt from the Intro. Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameohttps://linktr.ee/ruffian20 **Give us a call and leave a voicemail abou...
May 12, 2021•49 min
Do you believe in Bigfoot? Do you think it's friendly? Do big feet really mean.... you know..? We get all these answers and more thanks to our friend's, the Hendersons! A warm-hearted late 1980's family comedy that holds a special place in history with award winning costume and make up, sizable acting performances, and a bromance to end all bromances. **Link to our friend Kyle Wyatt from the Intro. Get more info on him and order a Mortal Kombat related cameohttps://linktr.ee/ruffian20 **Give us ...
May 05, 2021•1 hr 36 min
Hello everybody and welcome to American Gladiators! When did you get to watch AG? Home from school? Over at a friends house? Up late and can't sleep while eating Cheetos? Either way we definitely all thought we could do better than the contenders. We discuss the origins, the games, and of course, the gladiators in this eliminator of an episode where we separate the best from the rest! •0:00:00- Introduction •0:03:15- What we remember about this show as kids •0:06:45- History of the show •0:12:15...
Apr 28, 2021•45 min
HEY YOU GUUYYS! Where were you when the Goondocks almost went under? We should have been cruising the coast, sniffin’ some lace, downing the brews! BUT NOOOO. We had to watch while 4 boys led us on the ultimate adventure on the last goonies weekend. Mikey’s sense of adventure, Chunk’s stomach, Mouth’s mouth, and data’s booty traps, We cover everything in this childhood classic; The good enough, the bad(like real bad), and the Fratelli’s. **Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts...
Apr 21, 2021•1 hr 51 min
We had to take a breather. It's been a whirlwind season for this podcast. 14 movies and 7 mini-bytes since October. We pause to reflect on the movies and topics we discussed. This includes picking our favorites episodes and moments, as well as analyzing the stats. Who was the nicest critic and who was the meanest? We tell you all that and more! **Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596 **Also, we have a Patreon. If you are enjoying the podcast, want to ...
Apr 14, 2021•43 min
Can movies be made into video games? Or maybe more importantly, can video games really be made into movies? This may be one of the few that makes the cut. Through all the mismanaged budget, an obnoxious animatronic nightmare, some medium white washing, and well; a script that needed more combat; we got a bloodless Mortal Kombat that makes the cut for adaptive video game flicks!..right? **Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596 **Also, we have a Patreon....
Apr 07, 2021•1 hr 50 min
Submitted for the approval of the Confused Breakfast Society, this miny-byte is sure to be a spewky one! Are You Afraid Of The Dark was a staple of childhood nights and weekend. We go back and break down everything from its humble origins, the cast, the scariest and the lamest stories and of course, who got the most scared! Clowns, Vampires, Zombies, OH MY! Just remember, it's only a story. Or is it? **Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596 **Also, we ...
Mar 31, 2021•53 min
In this SUPER CEREAL episode we get know each other and ourselves a little bit better. What happens when you force 5 strangers from different worlds in a common space for 9 hours with an bad guy seemingly lurking around every corner? No, this isn't a super hero story, It's The Breakfast Club. When the walls come down and and questions are answered we find our true selves and that maybe we all have more in common than we assumed. Come sit in a circle, tell us why you're here, show us your talent,...
Mar 24, 2021•1 hr 50 min
GO GO POWER RANGERS! Mighty Morphing Power Rangers isn't exactly what it seems. We find out the origins of this 90's childhood favorite and how behind the scenes wasn't all hand gestures and hiyah's. How many spinoffs are there? Why didn't Triny also wear a skirt, Did Angel Grove have Zord insurance? And most importantly, Which ranger were you??? IT'S MORPHIN' TIME! **Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596 **Also, we have a Patreon. If you are enjoying...
Mar 17, 2021•50 min
Buckle up for Sylvester Stallone in the pinnacle of his career! Like you've never seen him before! Against all odds!A true underdog in 1987's Over The Top! Trucker, Lincoln Hawk and his son Mike rekindle a lost relationship on the road to the biggest arm wrestling competition in the world per the request of Mike's ill mother. Will they find a way to meet each other half way? Will Mike take his dad's last name(tehe)? Does Sylvester Stallone even care about this movie? Tighten up your hat a half a...
Mar 10, 2021•1 hr 38 min
You know the games, you know the hosts, you know the teams, you know the drill. But do you have what it takes to claim your own piece of that radical rock? We answer so many questions surrounding Nickelodeon’s most competitive game show. No if’s, ands, or buts, these kids got guts. Do do do do you have it? GUTS! **Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596 **Also, we have a Patreon. If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra p...
Mar 03, 2021•44 min
COWABUNGA! 4 regular teenage brothers love to talk about girls, eat pizza, skateboard; the usual. But when their home is burglarized and their adoptive father is kidnapped, they'll stop at nothing to get him back. Did we mention that they're giant turtles and their dad is a giant rat? Oh and their best friends are a pushy shock journalist and an abusive middle aged washed out hockey player..no, it's great we promise! Give us a call and leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9...
Feb 24, 2021•1 hr 46 min
8-bit bliss. Back to a simpler time of side scrollers and 2D adventures. We're talking about the system that caused the boom of the video game industry. Revolutionary by all comparisons of the era, N.E.S. paved the way for what we know and curse at today. Come and find out all about the little known facts and largely ignored accessories of the N.E.S. Ecosystem. PRESS START. Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction 0:02:50- How old were you when you got an NES0:06:30- History of the NES0:22:00- Fav...
Feb 17, 2021•54 min
AYAA!!! Ninjas, nukes, prepubescent crushes, kidnappers, and bike thieves? Just another day in lives of these 3 boys. Don’t choke on your jelly beans, we couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried. P.s. R❤️E Episode Timeline:0:00:00- Introduction0:05:15- What were the childhood nicknames that the hosts had0:10:45- Pertinent movie details from Sean0:13:15- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie0:16:15- Critical and fan reviews from AJ0:25:10- Scene by scene breakdown 1:37:30- ...
Feb 10, 2021•1 hr 49 min
COME ON DOWN! You're the next contestant on the PRICE IS RIIIGGGHHHT! This weeks mini-byte is everyones favorite sick day TV show. From the humble beginnings to the elaborate suits of Rod Roddy, the pretty ladies and the fixed pets. There's one thing that will always remain true. It's impossible to hate that Bob Barker. Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction 0:05:30- History of the show 0:09:50- Hosts of the show0:18:00- Interesting tidbits 0:26:45- Famous contestants 0:35:15- Pop culture refere...
Feb 03, 2021•51 min
