The Confused Breakfast

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A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.

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Episodes

Speed (1994)

POP QUIZ HOT SHOT! You've got an all-star cast in a ridiculous scenario with enough pyrotechnics to level a city block. What do you do? Well you dissect it in all of its obnoxious glory. Keep your hands and feet inside at all times, and what ever you do don't lose your head. Sir Isaac Newton, this ones for you! 0:00:00- Introduction0:02:50- Are the hosts bad drivers?0:07:30- Pertinent movie details from Sean0:11:45- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie0:17:30- Critical a...

Jan 27, 2021•1 hr 42 min

MINI-BYTE: The Life and Death of Video Rental Stores

Babylon, Rome, Constantinople, The Yankees, The Bulls, Big Tobacco, cartridge video games, CD's, and now... Video Stores. History's giants often fall the hardest. With the final chains closing their doors, we take a moment to show our respect.. kind of. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 20, 2021•50 min

The Wedding Singer (1998)

Everyone out on the floor! No Exceptions! We're taking this party into the night! Let's keep it fun and keep in the mid-eighties, with Adam Sandler's 1998 instant classic The Wedding Singer. So roll up your sport jacket sleeves, and take off that lone glitter glove. We've got a wedding to play! Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction0:03:30- Wedding horror stories0:09:45- Pertinent movie details from Sean0:14:15- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie0:20:00- Critical and f...

Jan 13, 2021•1 hr 41 min

MINI-BYTE: Legends of the Hidden Temple

The first of many Mini-Bytes! We take our own temple run through Legends of the Hidden Temple. Where most fail we will prevail and secure the coveted trip to Busch Gardens and some Nickelodeon ankle breakers AKA Moon Shoes! Take up your colorful signet and join our expedition! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 06, 2021•40 min

The Karate Kid (1984)

A new year means new beginnings. And new beginnings can be cruel. Cruel like a high school rival that you kind of brought on yourself since you couldn't leave well enough alone. Its The Karate Kid and honestly Daniel San is kind of a San of a B**ch... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 30, 2020•1 hr 36 min

Home Alone (1990)

Home Alone took on a whole new meaning in 2020. But in 1990 this instant holiday classic justified Castle Laws across the country. Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction0:03:30- Toys that you always wanted but never got for Christmas0:09:30- Pertinent movie details from Sean0:15:45- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie0:20:20- Critical and fan reviews from AJ0:27:45- Scene by scene breakdown 1:29:30- The host's modern day ratings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...

Dec 16, 2020•1 hr 39 min

The Santa Clause (1994)

What would you do if Santa died right in front of you? Would you walk away or would you take responsibility and take up the mantle of Kris Kringle himself? Episode timeline:0:00:00- Introduction0:04:30- What are the best Christmas movies?0:09:00- Pertinent movie details from Sean0:13:45- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie0:18:10- Critical and fan reviews from AJ0:24:20- Scene by scene breakdown 1:19:45- The host's modern day ratings Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

Dec 02, 2020•1 hr 30 min

Ep4- Big (1988)

We've all wished we were bigger. But maybe we should all be a little more specific. Josh soon discovers being a grown up isn't all it's cracked up to be, even in the toy industry. Episode timeline: 0:00:00- Introduction 0:03:30- Thanksgiving traditions 0:08:30- Pertinent movie details from Sean 0:12:00- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie 0:16:30- Critical and fan reviews from AJ 0:21:05- Scene by scene breakdown 1:27:30- The host's modern day ratings Learn more about y...

Nov 18, 2020•1 hr 39 min

Ep3- Lethal Weapon (1987)

One is getting old. The other is just getting started. Endless bullets and one-liners make for what most would say is the ultimate buddy cop movie. Does it still hold up? Or is it too cheesy for the formidable crust of casting and crew? Episode timeline: 0:00:00- Introduction 0:02:30- We got a negative review 0:06:15- Pertinent movie details from Sean 0:11:15- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie 0:16:10- Critical and fan reviews from AJ 0:21:30- Scene by scene breakdown...

Nov 04, 2020•1 hr 29 min

2- BeetleJuice (1988)

Hey! Nobody says the B word! Audiences and critics agree, life after death ain't all it's cracked up to be. Episode timeline: 0:00:00- Introduction 0:02:00- Halloween movie traditions 0:07:00- Pertinent movie details from Sean 0:10:45- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie 0:17:45- Critical and fan reviews from AJ 0:23:00- Scene by scene breakdown 1:13:00- The host's modern day ratings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 21, 2020•1 hr 25 min

1- Hocus Pocus (1993)

IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF HOCUS POCUS! It's gonna take a lot more than some candy and zippo tricks to put a spell on us. Episode timeline: 0:00:00- Introduction 0:02:00- Halloween talk 0:04:45- Pertinent movie details from Sean 0:09:15- Reactions and thoughts about the first time we saw this movie 0:14:15- Critical and fan reviews from AJ 0:20:00- Scene by scene breakdown 1:11:00- The host's modern day ratings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 07, 2020•1 hr 22 min

Introduction. Hello.

Welcome to The Confused Breakfast Podcast. Do you remember when you could walk into a video store and pick up a physical copy of a movie? You could see the artwork, read the description on the back, take it home and enjoy! Were movies from the 80s 90s and 00s better than movies today? In this podcast your hosts Mike Schulte, Sean Prior, and AJ Vens are going to find out movie by movie. Confused Breakfast is the show that will watch and dissect all of your favorite movies from childhood and beyon...

Sep 30, 2020•4 min

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