Episode #627: Bryan has returned, minus a parathyroid, but he is here to bring some tried and true content: Love Is Blind. Bryan & Krissy are back Fentanyl Halloween Kids and candy Being the creepy old people Another active shooter in Atlanta P Diddy Shogun Sound settings Love Is Blind Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & ...
Oct 30, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 627
Bryan is still recovering from his surgery, so Producer Christina is back with another Best Of, and there is no doubt in her mind that you are going to get a good giggle out of it today. Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podca...
Oct 29, 2024•54 min•Season 5Ep. 626
Episode #625:It’s a video breakdown Friday, and Bryan & Krissy are breaking out a brand new (from 2013) psychic! The old parathyroid Cream and cereal judged by the cardiologist Bryan vs the sticky pads Bryan still loves his first girlfriend ;) Bryan learns about pubic hair regrowth rates Niagara Falls Public Access TV Psychic Convention! Oooooooh! Ahhhhhh! Alcoholics: just give them a crystal! You’re blocked! Something round never ends Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us...
Oct 25, 2024•56 min•Season 5Ep. 625
Episode #624: Bryan is feeling patriotic after voting, and he brings us some more tales from Spain, complete with poopy babies and scratched rental cars. Presidential candidates on podcasts Astrid voted for the first time! Bryan voted for Kamala & is finally right about something! When this episode is released, Bryan is having his throat slit! A mid Delta crew More airplane peepee drama Astrid got got Renting a car in Europe Good at driving, bad at parking The Spanish McDonald's play place ¡No m...
Oct 24, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 5Ep. 624
Episode #623: Bryan & Krissy return (thank God, I was running out of ideas!) with stories, mischief, and mayhem from their time away. Bryan & Krissy are back The Greens get to the airport Airport valet To Spain for a fart! Krissy’s Mempho recap Airplane pee pee Fuck them kids Airplanes and physics & the quantum witch Getting wet on a plane Being disgusting on an airplane! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/the...
Oct 23, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 5Ep. 623
Episode #621: Bryan & Krissy talk to Natasha Leggero about men's hobbies, kids' boundaries, and Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity? Natasha Leggero Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity? Travis Kelce & Patrick Mahomes Cheeto dust Men's hobbies Surf helmets Safety first Filming with the Jolly Green Giant Having a teammate cry Being an older parent Screen time Kids boundaries Special Guest: Natasha Leggero Watch Natasha’s Special Natasha’s Book: The World Deserves My Children Listen to Endless Honeymoon ...
Oct 22, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 5Ep. 622
Producer Christina says her Best Of episode farewell to you all, ever so coolly, through the immortal wisdom of...Mountain Monsters. Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about liste...
Oct 18, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 5Ep. 621
We've got another Best Of episode for you today, since Bryan & Krissy still won't return my calls...just kidding they have time off. So, Producer Christina breaks down the history of our obsession with Next Door, and dives into Bryan's stash of scam text messages. Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Produce...
Oct 17, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 620
Episode #619: Thought things were maybe back to normal? Think again! Producer Christina takes us down Massage Memory Lane, since we know Bryan is probably booking his next massage as we speak. Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s...
Oct 16, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 5Ep. 619
Episode #618:In another moment of marital bliss, Astrid joins Bryan in the studio while Krissy is recovering from Mempho. Astrid joins Bryan! Mempho Tina got married Nobody Wants This (fact check) The OC was on for 4 seasons Bryan is a Boomer ;) Love Is Blind White converse shoes Surprising Facts with Astrid! Peach or Peaches? Filler and botox Multicultural relationships Dad Jokes Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtub...
Oct 15, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 618
Episode #617: The iconic Reggie Watts did the unthinkable: he returned to The Commercial Break! This conversation is absolutely bonkers amazing and so quintessentially Reggie. Reggie is BACK! We love people who are smarter than us New Brew Reggie on the road A festival for people who hate festivals Reggie’s love life Being poly Relationship communication Connections! Reggie’s cool life Partying Shaman-ing Some deep shit, with Reggie Watts Again, we are not in Florida. Special Guest: Reggie Watts...
Oct 12, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 5Ep. 617
While Bryan & Krissy take some time off, Producer Christina defends the possums and pet psychics of yore! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy pr...
Oct 11, 2024•58 min•Season 5Ep. 616
Episode #615: Oh, Zan. He can’t make a point, but he certainly can make up some crazy stories. Bands whose names we can't spell Frankie Valli Politics at The Villages Touring John Zan! Killing time on stage Is this landing with you guys? There was no self help EVER until now! A knife on my side and a rifle on my back at 13 Davy Crockshit A wilderness movie theater No books for ten years The Alabaster Girl Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTo...
Oct 10, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 615
Episode #614: Our Benevolent Patriarch King Zan makes his triumphant return to maybe, finally, make a point in his rambling speech that he is making up on the spot. The Second Coming of Reggie Watts Shogun Our TCB Server Nothing is Idiot Proof for us! Looking at nudes Getting photos developed The godfather of the seduction community Can he make a point? Can WE??? A failing business The Greats He wants his girl to PROVIDE and DO LAUNDRY Bend the world over The thrusting nature of man Just go arou...
Oct 09, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 614
Episode #613: That’s right, the autotune comedy guy is here with us! Can you believe it?! For real though, Morgan Jay joins Bryan & Krissy to discuss hitting that note, performance art, and staying horny. Mrs. Robinson & The Lemonheads Morgan Jay Selling CDs Autotune comedy When they hit that note Being old A college open mic Performance art Podcast guests This is gonna ruin the tour! Ticket resellers Stay horny, people Suspicious as fuck Combining new stuff and old stuff Creating a comedy show ...
Oct 08, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 613
Episode #612: Another day under our overlord, Benevolent King Zan, of the Alpha Male Kingdom. He sits in his rocking chair and waxes poetic! VP Debate TCB Minus Mempho Hurricane Helene P. Diddy Bryan’s green pool PUA Zan! 10 Ways To Be An Alpha Male The Manosphere A bolo tie Daddy, help us get some pussay! What exists because of you? Some misogynistic views by Zan Rocking chairs Reverend John Zan Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpo...
Oct 04, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 612
Episode #611: Bryan & Krissy cover some of My Strange Addiction...but what is yours? (Besides TCB of course...) Tate McRae Lana Del Ray & her alligator man Chappell Roan & canceling shows Megalopolis My Strange Addiction Tiger balm Pine Sol TLC doing that math for us Self-awareness is key Vapor rub in tea? Tell us your strange addiction Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com E...
Oct 03, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 611
Episode #610: Bryan and Krissy take a stroll down sequels lane, and somehow end up in goose territory. Prosthetic penises The Menendez Brothers Ryan Murphy Gina Gershon Dr. Odyssey Sex Sent Me To The ER The joker Sequels better than the original? Migration Peaches!!!! Canadian geese Fly Away Home (1996) or Spread Your Wings (2019) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executi...
Oct 02, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 610
Episode #609: Kelsey Cook joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about her come up in the industry, getting horny for airports, and foosball hustling. Kelsey Cook Vasectomies Hot jizzin’ dude Kelsey’s comedy journey College cafeteria comedy The Seattle scene Suckling off the teat of power Being a foosball hustler Horny for an airport Getting sober Our good friend Kelsey Cook! We are NOT going to be at Dania Beach Special Guest: Kelsey Cook Watch Kelsey’s Special “The Hustler” Kelsey’s Podcast “Pretend Pro...
Oct 01, 2024•1 hr•Season 5Ep. 609
Two journalists stumble into a dying town with a Smog Museum and a mayor named Piglet… and not a whole lot else. They have one burning question: What’s it like to live here, in a town left for dead? They buy a house and stay – for three years. They get caught up in an election cycle and a web of scandals. It’s democracy in action on the smallest scale. It’s Our Town for our time. And it’s all real. Cement City is an Audacy original in partnership with Cement City Productions. To learn more about...
Sep 30, 2024•5 min
Episode #608: If you ever think Bryan is being too mean to Blue, just re-listen to this episode and feel your heart fill with squirrelly warmth. Hurricane Helene Bryan’s neck, back, pussy, and crack Cream and grapenuts! We actually did get the nicky jam exclusive Deers! Bryan’s squirrel saga Practice safe squirrel rescue He’s the SAVIOR! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com ...
Sep 27, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 608
Episode #607: a quest, a test(e), and an Ask TCPenis. A woman with a quest It’s good to have goals Bryan as part of nympho-therapy The Accidental Swingers Tasty Testes Ask TCB The alleged G spot Bryan read a book to the kids Bitcoin Burgers Taylor & Travis The astronauts stuck in space Wasps! Do the broom thing The frog-moth invasion Bryan got scammed at Starbucks Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommerci...
Sep 26, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 607
Episode #606: Bryan explains why we aren't in Florida, and then gets deep into the RFK Jr (and potato) lore. We are not in Florida 🙁 Bryan’s mysterious disease A crazy health journey RF Kenne-ty Demure nudes Cheryl Hines RFK nonsense A WILD feel good story My Big Fat Fabulous Life Bryan the potato heir Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hos...
Sep 25, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 606
Episode #605: We’re talking to SNL alum Jay Pharoah, and finding out who Jared really is! Justin Timberlake’s DUI Jay’s Special: Jared Mempho Gettin’ chomped by a kangaroo Death by turkey Jay’s Australian accent Getting flown out by Drake Not cock blocking your parents AI instagirls Disconnecting Recording at shows A tender story! Jared The Quiz With Balls Game Show hosting Steve Harvey SING Special Guest: Jay Pharoah Watch Jay’s Special “Jared” on September 22nd Watch “The Quiz With Balls” on H...
Sep 24, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 601
We have an IMPORTANT announcement about the Florida shows! Dania Improv and Funny Bone Orlando are being moved to a future date. Bryan explains more on this episode. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 21, 2024•3 min
Episode #604: Somehow we found ourselves peddling the message that love prevails, while also reviewing a video about a sex robot. P. Diddy Stockpiling drugs The pagers… Jen & Ben Krissy’s parents’ three marriages On your journey… A stolen tennis ball Sex Robots It’ll help a “little” Phillip & Holly’s AI Sex Robot Philosophy by Sex Doll Just because we can, doesn’t mean we should Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube....
Sep 20, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 604
Episode #603: Blue’s got bowel problems, men are lonely, and Bryan’s going tanning. So, not much has changed here at The Commercial Break. Bryan still goes to the tanning bed The Donald Trump Tan Package Anything is content: Blue’s Bowels Daniel knows Bryan has his weaknesses The Testosterone Shed Blue’s ‘betes Blue got personal The 666 rule Professor G? The male loneliness epidemic Meet people through friends! Instagram’s parental controls Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Foll...
Sep 19, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 5Ep. 603
Episode #602: Bryan takes us down the rabbit hole that is his pool, and I mean that in the most literal sense. Big day for news! Pagers exploding P. Diddy craziness You could have had it all (shoutout to Adele) Check the perimeter! Bryan’s pool drama Squirrels whittling their teeth Bryan shocks his pool A dead mole! And a frog! A gay squirrel bath house The pool company & Home Depot’s Halloween section Juicy info The rudest city in America Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follo...
Sep 18, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 602
Episode #601: We switched it up last minute and are bringing you a regular TCB episode this fine Infomercial Tuesday! This episode is a true reflection of the TCB Lifestyle…drugs, EPMs, and a pretty pretty penis. TCB the lifestyle pod The Bear was snubbed Zac Efron getting jacked We’re going to bed early Nat Geo/Drugs Inc Buying shitty weed in Techwood Cocktober Krissy got contacts The man that has 100 unwanted orgasms a day A pretty pretty penis Ben, Jen, & Dunkin Blue might have diabetes? Brya...
Sep 17, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 5Ep. 601
Episode #600: We simply can’t help ourselves, so we are back with more Zack! That’s PUAmore! Thousand Pound Sisters A camel bite that led to an arrest Oregon’s drug laws Pussy Wrangler PUAmore! Insomnio The feral FERA method Statement roulette Emotional support water Panama City: The Magical Land of PUAs Bryan’s get rich quick real estate course Arousal! The sexual experience Karl returns! Too hot not to approach CLOSE EM! Aw, Bryan thinks we are smart 🙂 Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212...
Sep 13, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 5Ep. 600
