Episode #599: We’re bringing you a very special extra TCB Infomercial! Tune in to our conversation with Scott Seiss (Angry Retail Guy and General Angel). Bryan don’t talk good Scott Seiss Cocaine Bear Hot dog races Service jobs Tipping The Customer Is Always Wrong Shitting at disney world Contractual laughing Scott wastes our time! x/twitter Recording your own audio book We’re all out here plugging Special Guest: Scott Seiss Watch Scott’s Retail TikTok Compilation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Sep 12, 2024•55 min•Season 5Ep. 599
Episode #598: Zack Bauer (not to be confused with Jack Bauer) is back, and he’s ready to teach you how to date! more! hotties! through the magic of being FERAL. A 33P rivalry! Date more hotties Bryan’s too soft Gotta get those ladies to bounce Zack Bauer He does NOT want to open her… Rodney ;) Robot PUAs Skibidi We MUST see the in field footage Wanna bounce? Call Zack You like jorts? Bait them How To Be FERAL QUANTUM PHYSICS Start a fight with a girl! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 43...
Sep 11, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 5Ep. 598
Episode #597: We don’t know how this happened, but this week we are talking to Nicky Jam! Nicky Jam The story of Bryan & Nicky Jam INSOMNIO Life’s too short to be an asshole The crack era in Massachusetts (late 80s early 90s) Getting discovered bagging groceries Freestyling with the groceries Nicky Jam don’t play Mixtapes to reggaeton greatness He’s the godfather Nicky’s godfather impression Daddy Yankee Drugs, jail, and drama Colombia His journey to comeback The fame The new album Nicky Jam is ...
Sep 10, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 5Ep. 597
Episode #596: We’re taking a long and convoluted journey through politics, past alt coin, all the way to PUAs…Stick with us, it’s worth it. When were your parents banging? Trump trading cards Gold sneakers They sold out, but we have plenty! Trump’s NFTs and Alt Coin Bryan got scammed A trading board member PUA? The 21 Convention Breakout sessions at the PUA convention Boner Broth 3000 Send Krissy & Christina to a 21 Convention! Nothing special, nothing wrong Four Elements of Game Bouncing on tha...
Sep 06, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Season 5Ep. 596
Episode #595: It’s a rubbin’ tuggin’ Huckin’ Buckin’ good time today at TCB because we have a Mountain Monsters episode to review!! The Rusty Nail Another shocking story from Bryan’s past Mountain Monsters!!!!!! The Raven Mocker! A rub n’ tug for Huck Southern sayings Keep your eyes open, dammit Huck n’ Buck got punked The Forest Quantum Witch :O Ignore the fresh kill! Ah, yes, the fire breathing raven mocker Who goes there?! The Breath Of A Thousand Asses Jeff? Jeth? Billy’s black eyes Text us ...
Sep 05, 2024•59 min•Season 5Ep. 595
Episode #594: Bzzz! Bzzz! Bzzz! The 90s are calling and they want their terrible dating show back! We are sweaty here in Georgia Coffee! Bryan wants to be a downer Why is Bryan like this? It’s show month, baby! A dating show: Buzz (1996) I hate nags! The Smash Mouth The Tush Push… A guy unaccustomed to choosing between women Everyone’s a former Disney worker Tommy tang’s and a stereo system Dinner and Dolby Red flags! Gettin' twanged at Tang’s 2 years of buzz TCB, Meet me at Tang’s! Text us or l...
Sep 04, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 594
Episode #593: Bryan & Krissy are joined by Mayim Bialik (The Big Bang Theory) and they get into acting, child fame, podcasting, science, and Jeopardy. Blossom, Beaches, and Big Bang Theory What happened at Jeopardy? A lil’ bitchin and complainin’ Mayim’s late start in acting A show about a girl! Bryan’s armchair expert moment Being a famous child A late science bloomer Feldman & Haim Human nature AI hype Sounding 90 Going back to acting Keyboard warriors Getting fired from Jeopardy Bodily autono...
Sep 03, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 5Ep. 593
Episode #592: When you start getting older, you’ll find yourself at the doctor constantly, and listening to The Commercial Break while you’re at it! Bryan’s getting poked and prodded A trip to the doctor and the lab The million dollar lab Krissy was WRONG The chimp lady Krissy demolishes Bryan’s logic Spooky moment! Tom Cruise is on the roof The universal cat distribution system had chosen the Greens! TCB Fact Check: the captain of the superyacht that sank was NOT from Below Deck, but Below Deck...
Aug 30, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 5Ep. 592
Episode #591: We know this advice is probably 2 years too late, buuut we are going to answer these Ask TCBs anyway! The DNC was poppin' Starbucks Revving down Jolt Cola Big deal birthdays Bryan famously hates attention Ask TCB Picking up women It’s all about a conversation and being yourself Opportunity! Small minded people Having the hard conversations Bryan is the Simon Cowell of art B Movies NextDoor nonsense Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbrea...
Aug 29, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 591
Episode #590: Today Bryan said "I'm a man, and I'll talk sports if I want to!" Were-president Elvira’s Movie Macabre Cheaters Old man bitching Tom Brady Sports stars Bryan having some big feelings (jealousy) Bryan’s sports history He wasn’t a starter Could he be a bowler? FYI listeners I don’t hate Bryan, but I do like to keep him on his toes! Leaving a child with a stranger at the pool The gyms are in trouble! Pharmacy drama Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @the...
Aug 28, 2024•58 min•Season 5Ep. 590
Episode #589: Bryan & Krissy are joined by comedian Maz Jobrani…and he is certainly NOT a jabroni! Two old bald heads passing in the night Bryan was addicted to Clubhouse The quantum witch does a little magic Maz Jobrani! The Olympics (we can’t escape Bryan’s zeal for this) The Friday late crowd Drunk Trump heckler at a Maz Jobrani show Iranian comics Feeling old Maz’s early roles West Wing Tiktok Long form→short form→long form He’s dancey on stage! Hours of content Kid slang Aggro political mes...
Aug 27, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 5Ep. 589
Episode #588: The Looooooove Connection is back, and they brought yogurt? Bennifer is no more Green Day Wedge salads Matthew Perry Love Connection! A little misogyny to start the day Get him girl Harry Denton's A little ask TCB action Who is eating yogurt on a date No lunch date kisses Skydiving on the first date Pre skydiving drinks Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Exec...
Aug 23, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 5Ep. 588
Episode #587: We’re on a wild ride today, very similar to Bryan’s mom’s neighbor at the assisted living home…and boy, does she have a cautionary tale for you! Available for private events! Make us an offer! Blue’s haircut The temperature The grand canyon Oozing problems Heavenly Wheels n Deals! Bryan’s Mama drama Firefighters going to steal Astrid A cooter snafu Jane from Ohio Important PSAs A cautionary vibrator tale The Olympic village AND the regular villages Some guy on Bryan’s instagram Bry...
Aug 22, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 587
Episode #586: Bryan tackles the news today at TCB (and also his trip to the doctor for a physical), and yes…questions remain! We are excited about our live shows! Bryan and Juan are no more The News! The astronauts that are stuck in space Bryan’s Cosby newscaster voice Questions do remain! No leaking allowed Bryan does space Stonehenge?! Bryan got a physical Needles in the neck If you’re queasy about getting blood drawn…don’t listen to this Bryan is a phlebotomist YBRYAN 3000 He got that good go...
Aug 21, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 586
Episode #585: Comedy legend Lewis Black joins Bryan & Krissy to get ANGRY about all kinds of malarkey! Bryan fanboys over Lewis Black The Orioles/Braves/Cubs Performing in the suburbs The politicians did not leave us alone this summer Jacob’s Ladder New York in the 80s Writing plays Getting rejected Political drama making Lewis angry! Bryan should not be allowed to vote? Teleprompters Getting on The Daily Show More fanboying...
Aug 20, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 585
Episode #584: Bryan gets all fired up about misogyny, but also says that he “doesn’t know how to cook,” even though we are fairly certain he can read (need proof). Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan’s come to Jesus moment on the road. Hypocrisy! We love our Bryan, warts and all!!! Why is this impression kind of giving Cosby? Hate muse Misogyny! Women famously love being treated like humans...
Aug 16, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 5Ep. 584
Episode #583: Bryan talks penises He needs a deep dick fake Rafa’s biohacks Shakti mat Krissy’s a napper IDINA MENZEL, BROADWAY STAR OF WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rush Szn Gap Decades Lockers! Daddy Caputo Blue will keep the frat boys away Bryan saying “on fleek” Bryan’s algorithm Earthquake noises in Bryan’s house A graduation card mix up Mr. Green the creep! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak ww...
Aug 15, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 583
Episode #582: Bryan's bringing out the mama/baby/Blue drama, but he fears his future in the crypt. No more Olympics 🙁 RayGun the breakdancer The Closing Ceremonies Tom Cruise Anchovy mouth 2023/2024 has been tough for us! Bryan’s mom & her long term rehab center QVC addiction Bryan’s elevator troubles Tales from the crypt! Dog karma Barking Blue Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpod...
Aug 14, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 582
For two guys who are so online, Bryan & Sam Morril have some of the internet’s worst takes (yeah, I’m talking about Twisters & Glen Powell, the star of Spy Kids 3). Bryan tells other people’s bits (again) First of all Bryan, Glen doesn’t even take his shirt off in Twisters. Sam’s morning show bit Bombing at corporate gigs Bryan the self proclaimed ass licker Working the room Casinos Vegas (the airport of cities) Dating a yapper Interior decorators Mom slander Being your own boss Starting podcast...
Aug 13, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 581
Episode #580: You gnome what they say, the little man in your bedroom at night is just an alien here to protect you and also maybe to have sex with you. Aliens! The old ITV crew Thank you to Gina Gershon Now that Bryan has Peacock, I petition to force him to watch Below Deck A pole vault punch 90’s ITV alien show Out of this world orgasm Smells like team spirit… Is she going to outer space or just dreaming? Work it out on the gang bang Who is Ian The Octopus Man? It’s lovely to imagine Cat Gran?...
Aug 09, 2024•57 min•Season 5Ep. 580
Episode #579: It's a TCB PCB 30A kind of day! Storytime with Bryan proves entertaining once again. Snoop & Flava Olympics TCB in PCB 30A Bryan’s beach access foibles Steeplechase Trying to wrangle kids on vacation An ill fated beach vacation The slingshot Bryan sleuths on his vacay neighbors Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Gr...
Aug 08, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 579
Episode #578: Will we ever get answers to our questions? Maybe the magic hydrocodones will help! Bryan & Krissy get into The Sphere, drugs in Vegas, Roast rules, and TLC. Songs of the summer POV Grateful Dead at the Sphere U2, Phish, Grateful Dead, The Eagles, and EDM? Egg shaped seats Getting weed in Vegas Bryan & Krissy’s trip to Bonnaroo Forgetting Ozzy Osbourne Brainstorming flops Brian Moses & RBL Weekly Send us your roasts 212.433.3822 FUCK CANCER Roast rules A great diet: salsa and cupcak...
Aug 07, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 5Ep. 578
Episode #577: We finally snagged ourselves the legend herself...Gina Gershon! Bryan, Krissy, and Gina discuss her life in movies, and what lies behind her eyes... Gina Gershon! We are blessed today Borderlands Covid to Pandora Gina’s first legit roles John Hughes Tricked into snaking Lying about your age to get into an acting program The demon within Playing Donatella David Mamet Learn how to direct yourself Showgirls Filming Bound Losing representation over Bound Gina is booked and busy Text us...
Aug 07, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 577
Episode #576: Former President Trump & President Biden join Bryan & Krissy at TCB to “discuss” all things “politics” in a very cool, chill, and coherent way. YeeAHHhh! We’re getting poly-charged here at TCB today The Olympics continue Breakdancing! Simone Biles, greatest athlete of our time!!!!! Making America the home of bitcoin, dogecoin, and fake news Old guys running for pres Trump’s eating habits He is very much in love! Trump’s audio hole Sleepovers with Kim Biden’s various ailments Biden ...
Aug 02, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 5Ep. 576
Episode #575: We are simply flipping out for The Olympics this year (sorry), but we will not stand for creepy underwater filming! The Olympics are in full swing! Fencing is for hotties The boner The Opening Ceremonies Celine Dion :’) Parisian food Snoop Treading water Say no to underwater filming TCB Live Shows: Orlando and Miami Some very informative music No detail too small Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.co...
Aug 01, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 575
Episode #574: Bryan & Krissy dig into Bryan's Information Monster brain to discuss current events and car giveaways (because of course!). Brat Summer Bryan the information monster Katy Perry’s Woman’s World Bryan’s facts are not straight about partners & marriage The Olympics Simone Biles (Gina Gershon isn’t out yet hehe) Rugby/Murder Ball Bryan’s Astrid impersonation returns Jelly Wuz Herre Car giveaways Krissy’s embarrassing moments Get here quick, at John Dick! Bryan’s reality show promo scen...
Jul 31, 2024•56 min•Season 5Ep. 574
Bryan & Krissy are joined by Roast Battle king Brian Moses to discuss 11 years of roasting, glory holes, brawling, and TCB’s chance to roast each other. The springer to his wilcos? We are nobody! We love our guests! ROAST BATTLE 11 years of roast battle! Joke writing The Jonas Brothers Roast Glory holes Working on TV Bryan’s TV & streaming predictions Russell Brand Brawlin’ at the roast All bets off TCB coming to roast battle The Krissy, Astrid, Christina trifecta will prevail BRIAN MOSES: RBL W...
Jul 30, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 573
Bryan & Krissy discuss all things cougars....what else can we say? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail @TheCommercialBreak on Instagram Watch TCB on YouTube www.tcbpodcast.com Forr Live Show info, video, audio, stickers and all the other goods Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices vi...
Jul 26, 2024•55 min•Season 5Ep. 572
Dear Glen Powell, Bryan is sorry he doesn't want to see your movie. But to save his marriage, he is inviting you to TCB (You too daisy!) The sickness is not down Christina is on a ROLL! Bryan is a hippie? (We reserve judgement) Side-work (IFYKYK:-) Petey the Pigeon is saved by a militant hippie...Bryan Bryan is holding space for you and your broken marriage Bryan hangs up on Mom!? Hell awaits him The Twisters rant did not go over well Glen Powell deserves AND gets an apology Time's Shirtless per...
Jul 25, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 571
Bryan and Krissy struggle through ANOTHER episode of sickness as Krissy has the "Summer ICK"!? Sweatin To Oldies saved lives! Lou Dobbs was a dude who died Richard Simmons just wanted to die in peace Where were you when Pres. Joe changed history?? Bryan was rubbing his ass Bryan's getting hip pain....will HE drop out of the race? The weed masseuse did it! Ass pain, Ass pain. It's a pain in the ass! Bryan is limber and loose?? Hardly Instagram ads always have the answer Have you done your throat ...
Jul 24, 2024•51 min•Season 5Ep. 570
