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Oh, yeah, Kaz and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and a co-host of this incredibly dumb bonkett. Chris and Joy, only best of you, Chris. And, Steve Wright. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. We really appreciate it. It's September. No more wearing white. Chrissy. You broke the rules before the game even started. You don't know how to do it. You don't know.
Those rules are off the window. What is that rule? Why is that rule even in effect? Can't wear your white. There's no reason. It basically just dates back to the 1800s or something. The 1800s. It was a way for society women to share that they were a society. Oh, they were of society if they didn't wear white after Labor Day. When did Labor Day start? In the 1800s? Yes. Really? It did. It did? Wow. Here I am so misinformed. I thought that was like a 1950s something. We made Labor Day.
But I guess, you know, there's... Well, there was the first Labor Day parade was like in the 1800s. Wow. You never know until you know. You know what I just realized? I realized that I was born at the beginning of September, which means that my parents would have fucked in December right around the holiday times. Just sharing that with you. I was a nice little Christmas present. Yeah, listen. Our New Year's. They did it once.
So let's see. One of my brothers was born in Mars. That means they were doing it around Labor Day. So one of my other brothers, they were having sex on my birthday for one of my other brothers in the mid-nature. Thanksgiving. So Thanksgiving, Labor Day and Christmas. We know that my parents were fucking. Do you ever wonder about stuff like that? Yeah. When were your parents fucking? Well. You're a March baby, right? February. February. I'm sorry.
So February. So it was running that clock back just about nine months. And there you get six minus seven carry the one. That would be your... Oh, that's a random month. That's May. Oh, maybe you're a memorial day, baby. Maybe. Maybe that's what was going on. A few Kiki cocktails. Maybe. Laying back. Maybe a Zanny or two and smog a cigarette. Well, Jeff and his brothers all have... Well, he and his brother...
One of his brothers had to have the exact same birthday in October. Same day when you're apart. And then his other brother is a week later. But was due on that same birthday. Oh, really? So yeah. Hey, listen, two of our kids are born. Would have been born on the same day. They had the same birthday. But we... Since there was a C-section involved, we chose to pack it up just one day. Just to give them their own day. Because we knew that maybe not now, but in the future that might cause problems.
And you know what? I'm going to get the kids for their birthdays. Chrissy this year for Christmas and their birthdays. Trump trading cards. Oh, you know. Oh, you know. It's the gift that keeps on giving. What in the... Are you ordering enough to get the sneakers? Well, you got to. I mean, in for a penny, in for a penny. If you're going that far. Why would you buy a Trump digital trading card without then getting a free pair of sneakers? IRL. NFT. There's the actual physical trading card.
A piece of the suit. I don't know how to explain it. I don't know who could explain it better actually than Donald Trump himself. And I know this sounds like a weird sequiner. But trust me, today's episode, I will follow this up. I will follow it through. Let's let Trump himself describe what's going on with his new... Because the first batch that one that he sold two years ago... That's right. They had a lot of fun with it.
I know they sold out. I think they're trading on eBay for about $1.50 right now. Why not spend... Money will spend. Why not sucker a bunch of other people in this spending way too much? This is so transactional. It's crazy. Do you know what I'm saying? It's crazy. Like him, hate him. Listen, I'll just be straight out. I'll just say it. I'm not the world's biggest fan of Trump. But I voted conservative and I voted liberal. It depends on who the actual person is.
It depends on who it is and who at that moment. I'm a true independent. I'm one of those people that they keep talking about that's going to win or lose the election. I'm one of those people. Not a big fan of Trump. And part of the reason why I'm not a big fan of Trump is because he does stupid shit like this. Why are you selling NFTs? Why the fuck are you selling NFTs? You're trying to be the president of the United States. Don't get into some scammy-ass bullshit NFTs.
Selling shoes and pieces of your clothing. I'm selling pieces of clothing from the day that I got shot. And how many pieces of clothing could you possibly sell? They're cutting up this suit and selling it. But here, let me let him talk about this. Yes. Hello everyone. This is your favorite president, Donald J. Trump, with some very exciting news. By popular demand, I'm doing a new series of Trump digital trading cards. You all know what they are. We've had a lot of fun with them.
It's called the America First Collection. 50 all-new stunning digital trading cards. They're stunning. 50. There's 50 different versions of them. I know. I'm sure they will make them add in for an item as long as people continue to buy them. And I love how he's not even, you know, we did him before. We had so much fun with it. It's something he's not even convinced. Something. He's cards show me dancing and even me holding some bitcoins. Oh, see? He's the best one. Oh, name some bitcoins.
Telefront are glitched. Three great things for my Trump digital trading card. Can you hold a bitcoin? No, you can't hold a bitcoin. But he doesn't know that. He doesn't know shit. He doesn't know shit. And why should he? He's 80 years old. Like, I give the guy a pass. He's 80 years old. I barely know what a bitcoin is. I'm much younger than he is. I mean, I understand the whole concept. I think I understand the whole concept anyway. But you get my message here.
Like, if you're going to be president of the United States, let's hold off on selling the NFT. Let's hold off on making a billion dollars off your flags and your name and your hats and your coffee mugs and your special brew of brandy. Let's just hold that off until after you are sure you're never going to be president again. But, you know, I guess a lot of people are into this. Yeah. Kind of thing. Let's see what we get if we order some of these. He's going to explain all the perks that you get.
Real physical Trump cards. Purchase 15 or more of my Trump digital trading cards and we'll mail you a beautiful physical trading card. It's really, I think quite something. Each physical... I think quite something. I think quite something. Is it really quite something? But you mail out of baseball card basically. By the way... There are $100 a piece, right? Yes. Excuse me. 99.99, Chrissy Buchir. There's one penny less than a hundred. He's psychologically psyching you out.
Here's the thing, too, is like... You're selling a top baseball card. But the baseball card isn't like a pick an organic picture of Trump. It is literally an AI-generated image of him on a lion holding an American flag if riding a lion is lost all the marbles. They're all gone. Trading card has an authentic piece of my suit that I wore for the presidential debate. And people are calling it the knockout suit. I don't know about that, but that's what they're calling it. So we'll... Knockout suit.
The knockout suit. Well, it did knock Joe Biden out of the race. So I guess... That's one truth in this 15-minute ramble. Going to get a piece of it and we'll be randomly autographing five of them. A true collector's item. This is something to give your family, your kids, your grandchildren. Number two is to... For every grandchild. That's what every seven-year-old wants for Christmas. It's a digital trading card. I've got all 12! Five of my Trump digital trading cards.
And you will also be invited to join me for a Gallaudinor at my beautiful country club in Jupiter, Florida. We really have tremendous dinners with my collectors. We have tremendous dinners with my collectors where we sort of slap right out of the cafeteria. I show up for one second, wave to the camera, leave. It's not Mar-a-Lago, it's Jupiter. Well, that's right. It can't be said Mar-a-Lago because... He said Mar-a-Lago that people would stop paying him $150,000 to join that Mar-a-Lago.
If anybody is dumb enough to think that Trump is going to go sit with somebody for four hours at a dinner and have a conversation with them, he's going to walk in and walk out of the room. You think Trump's spending time with digital trading card collectors? Fun together, we're going to have a good time. The third thing we're doing for my Trump collectors is including a pair of my new Trump sneakers. When you buy five or more of my Trump digital trading cards.
Remember, my goal sneakers and they went like crazy. Everybody's talking about it. Don't! Everybody's talking about it. Still talking about it. Everybody. Who's still talking about this? It's $500 per person. I go to a lot of places. Everybody does. I have yet to see a pair of those sneakers on any human being. No. I'm sure they say sold something. I know they did. That's the thing about Trump is that his name could sell anything. He does. Literally sell anything.
The guy had a stake company for God's sake. Trump stakes, which was like a great demit that people sued him for. But anyway, regardless of that, the thought that people would be clamoring for these shoes. That's why he's throwing him in there is because he didn't sell him. He's like, I got to say what do I do with all these fucking shoes? Give him to the digital card traders. Forget about him. People went wild for him and that's good. They sold out in a matter of hours.
If they sold out then, how do you have some left? Answer me that. Riddle me that. Riddle me that. I'm keeping my Trump digital trading cards at the same price of $99 each. We've done that right from the beginning. So go to collect trumpcards.com. It's really easy to buy. You just need an email address and a credit card for crypto. You know they call it. Or crypto. You need a credit card or crypto. Mortgage your house. You just need crypto. Crypto. You need a credit card or crypto.
Look at this picture of him on this trading card. I know. Doesn't look anything like him. It's amazing. It looks like Kerry Grant in that picture. The crypto president, I don't know if that's true or not. Crypto president. Together and enjoy my Trump cards. We're going to have a lot of fun. We'll be talking about it for a long time. Thank you very much. Have a good time. We'll be to it. Have a good time. Ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding. Something the ring.
Let's say the, I mean, vote for him, don't vote for him, don't vote for him, whatever. I didn't want to point that out to get political. What I wanted to point out is it's so stupid. I mean, it's so fucking stupid. We've been talking about NFTs for a long time on this show, which is essentially what the Trump trading card is. It's just an NFT. But the NFT, the model of the NFT, something, there is something there. Digital rights management. There is something there.
But essentially it is a PDF of a fucking picture. That's all it is. It's a PDF that somehow gets recorded on the blockchain. And I don't want to explain it all here because I'm not sure they're like, Well, the, the, the, the, the, the, you take a little Trump. And you put it, you put in, you put into your AI machine, 40 pounds lighter, 60 years younger. Writing a line. Writing a lion. What am 99, 99 plus shoes. Oh, painted with real fake gold. My shoes are painted with real fake gold.
Not like those other fake golds. It's just so silly. The whole concept is so silly. Yeah. If anybody did it, we would be laughing. Any other politician did this. Democrat or Republican. I mean, it's like, you know, Ted Cruz came out with Ted Cruz digital trading cards. People would go, Apesha, they'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? But it's, I don't know. I guess this is just pardon parcel of, you know, Trump 2024. The poor guy. The poor guy.
Honestly, I said from the beginning, for the little politics that we talk on the show, I said Biden seems too old to run. Like he's having a lot of issues up there. Yeah. I think Trump is in the same, but I think Trump is just too old to run. I mean, he's literally losing it. He's allowing anybody to make a name for themselves off his back. Like, who are the geniuses? Who are, you know, Trump isn't actually putting those NFTs up on open sea himself. He's not selling those. He didn't make them.
He just came to him with an idea and he said, yeah, I'll sign off on it. Whatever. So who are these buffoons who are just getting Trump to do these stupid, stupid shit left or right? And is there no, I mean, I realized that like the, at least the word on Trump is that there's no way that anybody can convince him to do anything he doesn't want to do. In other words, he is the sole decision maker in everything that he does. Fine. Fair enough. Great. Wonderful.
But is there no human being around him, not even that Melania who doesn't even seem to be married to him anymore? Is it there like anybody on earth that can just take a look at these ideas before they go out the door and go, this was a bad idea around one. Why are we doing this around too? Why are we doing this around here? Oh no. So hilarious. But I'll tell you who is behind some of this shit that he's going with.
So now it's the NFTs and now he's getting into Altcoin, like you know Bitcoin, like activities. His son had a baron, had an idea to do a brokerage, a trading brokerage online. He put together a white paper explaining how this platform was going to work. He's not the baron isn't the first to come up with this idea. It's just that most legitimate at least platforms are staying away from this kind of trading activity that baron is pitching because it hasn't worked.
There's actually been a couple of companies that have gone bankrupt. It's highly complicated. I'm not going to explain it here, but just know there is some now talk that Trump will get into the Altcoin world on his own. He started this company, this company, the other day on Twitter, they have a Twitter page. And they released a link that was supposedly to where people could go buy some of these coins. So people went there to buy them only.
And this came up on Don Juniors and Eric's Twitter also. This came up on their feed in Laura Lumer or Laura Trump came up on her feed also. It's only one problem. That actually wasn't the link to buy it. It was scammers who had gotten into their accounts and then directed people to a fake website that looked like the real website. And then people were getting scammed on the money, which is terrible for the people that went there.
I really feel bad for them because and I have admitted this on the show. And by the way, there was a big Rolling Stone article about this. How Elon Musk is being used to scam people in the Altcoin universe left and right. Here's how it works. You go to YouTube and all the sudden Elon Musk is now live on YouTube. You go to that YouTube channel looks like Elon Musk, sounds like Elon Musk.
And he's telling you because I so believe in the Altcoin universe, the Bitcoin universe, the blockchain, I am going to five X your money. You give me one Bitcoin and I will give you five Bitcoin's back. I got scammed. I am not too proud to admit it. I will share this with you so no one else does this. It was two or three years ago. We had just moved into this studio. I was setting up the studio one night waiting for a program to download. I go on YouTube. I need Altcoin back.
Elon Musk is live and he says send me your wallet by sending me a portion of a Bitcoin so that I can verify your wallet. And then I will send you back five X what you send to me. Brian who has never been scammed in his entire life because I don't know. Maybe I'm one step ahead. Maybe I'm just not dumb enough to get an ice scam. I sent to that wallet waiting patiently for the next 24 hours for my five X to come back. It never came the next day I go to find the YouTube page. It's completely gone.
This this account has been disabled due to you know, whatever scam scams, right? You got scammed basically. So what it says? You got scammed. Congratulations, Brian. But I was not the only one. Apparently millions of people have been scammed by something very similar to this. And Elon Musk is always at the crux of this because I don't know his voice is so widely available. They just can use it in AI or whatever it is. I was totally scammed completely.
So now I feel really bad for these people who went to you know, Don juniors or Eric's Twitter page at whatever got a tweet or whatever they did. And it said, Hey, go here. Got an X. I don't know what you're fucking call it anymore. Got next and then all of a sudden they're being scammed out of money because they think that this is something they're getting on the ground floor. It's really just a couple of kids and I got my scots and scaming you.
But this is why I think generally presidential candidates should probably stay out of selling on FT's and all going. It seems like a good idea. Yes. So who's behind this? Who's like coming up with all of these ideas? Who's like pulling the strings in the background? I will tell you who is pulling strings on the paper. A notorious, let me say notorious, but a guy that is probably better known for being a pickup artist, a pois if you will.
What? Brian's trolling internet habits have discovered. It's actually through a story that I read. I didn't do all the homework on this one, but I got to it pretty quickly that one of the guys that's involved in this new trading platform, this new platform for Altcoin that Baron has the idea and then there's a bunch of people that sit on the board that are connected to Trump in some kind of way and Trump himself is involved in this also.
There is a guy behind there pulling the strings and his past life or maybe his current life potentially his future life is being a pois a pickup artist and where has this guy appeared? The 21 convention. Yes. We're Christian. 21 convention. We're Christian. I have been breaking down videos of these plas forever and we have been doing the 21 convention probably since we got hot to it.
I don't know, maybe about three seasons ago, but there is a video available of this guy doing a pickup artist seminar. And if you'd like to, we can review some of the stuff that's going on. I mean, I could pass up the opportunity. This is how it's all connected. So once again, let me state for the record, don't care who you vote for. It's not a political show.
I just thought that this was such a fucking funny thing that Trump is doing that I just like play a little bit of it and let you know, but you do get free shoes. So I guess 99, 99 gold sneakers. If worse comes to worse, you got a pair of shoes you can wear around and they're going to mail you a Trump trading card. I mean, what more could you ask for? And what and piece of the suit? A piece of the suit. How small do you think that piece of the suit is? I mean, it's got to be tiny, right? Yeah.
And knock out suit. That's what they're calling it. Who's calling it that? That is the thing that I hate when Trump says the most is they're all saying it. Everybody says it goes back to the States. Everybody loves it. Everybody who is everybody. Name one. Name one person. I know they just keep anyway, whatever. So that's that. I just thought I don't unravel this a little bit. And then when it got down to the meat and potatoes, it's right in our wheelhouse.
Don't know this guy. Don't know, you know, I don't know who personally I'm not saying anything bad about the guy, but he is a poise. So I think it's fair game that we just take a listen to what he has to say. But we'll have to do that. Chrissy, after we take a break, I know you were waiting on baited bread. Right after these messages. We'll be right back. It's all that needs to be said. Okay, you guys, I have an idea. Why don't we take a break?
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Because you know, he's been too busy making Trump trading cards since then. Sure. Yeah, he got a new job. Okay. And hold on one second. Zach Bauer. Here he is. And the 21 convention is where there's a group of these pause that get together and you buy tickets and tell you their secrets to sex success.
The secret is to get that nailing down that pussy every time you want to buddy. I was just like you and then I started talking at the block convention. Now I'm still just like you with 50 extra dollars in the pocket. Oh, I don't think we're getting that through the. We get in that through. Oh, here. Never mind. Sorry. His name is Zach Bauer. Here Zach Bauer. Here you go. What's going on guys? It's good to be here all the way down in Orlando, huh?
Do you not know? By the way, nice looking guy. Nice. I got a long hair look with the opened button down shirt. I kind of imagine what Woody Harrelson looks like on a Saturday afternoon after smoking weed with Willie Nelson. Yeah, he could use an iron. I will say that. All right. So I'm I realize that like you guys have been here for a while because everyone can hear me. Yeah.
Yeah, everyone can hear. Yes, everyone can hear you because it's literally a hotel room in Orlando. It's not that big. I've been a long day. So you know what I want to do. That's a great way to start your speech. It's been a long day. So I know you're everyone's tired. Just take an ad if you want to. I'm picturing to what this long day entails at the convention.
It didn't have the breakout session. Breakout sessions. Chrissy. You got to go to every booth. You got to see the whole you got to see the whole scene when you spend money like that Chrissy. You don't you know, you don't want to be left out. A little bit about no sewing boom bros. What is the. Bone broth. Get your bone. Get your bone. You know what I'm talking about. Get your bone broth in your straight. When they don't brought with little boners.
Not if you prove or review. I'm a three thousand. I do. And why I think that it's a little bit different from a lot of the other stuff that's out there right now. And how this can be used to your advantage. And I'm also going to tell you a little bit about where I came from. And you know how I basically got to where I am now. So that. I got to where I am now. You know the worst speaking engagement is that four o'clock on any convention.
Because everyone's had lunch. They're sleeping. Yeah, they're already they're ready to go take a nap so they can get to the bars for the cocktail hour later on that night. They are thinking about anything but what you're talking about. That's why whenever I go to one of those meetings for podcast. I always do morning sessions.
Yeah. Someone offers me an afternoon session. I mean, listen, actually I'll take whatever they give me. But I try and choose the morning session because I'm like at least people will be kind of away. I mean, I would I would love to just go to one of these conventions as a girl. Yeah. And go hit up the cocktail time. Oh, Chris. What happened? You would be. See what trick. Oh, not to be like chum in the water. And those Bahamas, you know, feed the shark things. You hear the chum.
Yeah, that would be interesting. That's why you're you up and get you down to one of these things. You know, I have we're going to be. That's true. Unfortunately, I don't think we're going to be there during the 21 convention. If we are, we better have security at the door. You're going to be amazing. We're going to be amazing. We're going to be at the 21 convention in front of you guys.
And you know, I promise that's not going to get bored. I'm going to keep it short. And finally, I'm going to give you guys what we found, what Rob and I have found to be, you know, a system that we've developed for ourselves so that we can go out and get very consistent results. Whenever a girl that we're attracted to is in front of us and that you guys are going to be able to go out and hopefully use tonight tomorrow and every day going forward.
So I guess, you know, wow. It's got it was born to be a speaker. Steve Jobs. Oh, Barack Obama. Zach Bauer. Just to start off, I think like the like the first thing that I want to like share with you guys is kind of where I came from. You know, I was just an average guy, you know, nothing special, nothing really wrong with me, nothing really special. But at the same time. Nothing really wrong with me. I was just pointing that out. Nothing really wrong with me.
Suspicious as fuck. You know, I really question my dating life. I never really question the girls that I was ending up with. And you know, not one question. You think in one question the entire time. That's probably where you went wrong. I was okay. You know, once in a while I'd have a girl and you know, it wasn't really by choice, but you know, it wasn't by choice. What are you doing? Where did you come from? What is that? Suspicious as fuck.
I'm going to be singing more in jay all episode long kids. Roll would should like me and it would kind of work out and you know, kind of drift along like that. Okay. Okay. Oh, you like. Okay. You want to show me your pussy? Okay. Don't buy choice. You want a woodblock too on the cock? Okay. I guess. Hey mom. What happened tonight? Some girls put on my cock. No, by choice. I'm going to go soak.
And you know, this kept going on in college. I would see some of my best friends just, you know, hooking up with all the girls that I wanted. You know, and I would end up with their friends or you know, whatever came along. And you know, it was really frustrating because I never came along. Dude, you should have practiced this speech in the hotel room a couple of times. Yeah, in the mirror. Does no one check this shit? When they asked these people to speak to them.
They like, we have saw that one guy a couple of months ago and he was like the saddest sack in the world. He's like, it's the worst time of my life. I literally have 70 books, 70 boxes of books I can't sell. From remaining. That's why I'm giving them out for free to you. I, you know, I knew that there wasn't much difference between me and my buddies and just night after night, these guys were getting home. The girls that I wanted and you know, it was a real pain in the ass.
But you know, that being said, like, there's a real pain in the end. You realize that there was anything wrong with this guy's talking about. I've had all the, who is leaving this room going man? Yeah, that was engaging. Dude, did you see Zach? Did you see Zach? You missed Zach? You better check it out online. That was the shit. He gave us some bomb information. He said it was, he said he was with girls and not by choice. It was really irritating.
I didn't know that I needed to work on myself. I just figured, you know, this is how it is and this is how it's going to be. Like, you know, I'm going to get what I'm going to get and you know, mine as well just keep going on with my life. Well, that all changed when, you know, I moved, I grabbed it. That all changed when I bought Trump Digitim Chating Cuts. How you like your back home and see my trading card? I got a paper copy.
I did college, moved to New York and pretty much had no social circle. I had no girls to introduce me to their friends. I had no guys going out to meet friends for me to meet, you know, the friends of their friends. Friends of friends of friends of friends of friends of friends of friends. So again, I just unwillingly went and slept with hot rich girls. Oh, he's like E or. I know. And, you know, I realized like, you know, shit, like I have a big problem here.
Either I'm going to continue going about my life doing what I know how to do best, which is, you know, just. Nothing. Nothing, apparently. Not speaking. Speaking of gauges. Or I'm not going to end up with the girls that I want. I need to do something here. And, you know, at this point, I started going out a lot and I started, you know, trying to meet up with guys that I saw we're getting good results with women. Oh, yeah, that's it. Just latch on to my tail feathers there, buddy.
Nothing like having a third wheel. Hey you. You're successful. Hey. I'm not enjoying you. Hey, Bob. It's a. Hey, man, what's going on? I just want to know if I could come call you. I'm really bummed out about all this random. See, I'm getting unwilling. Sure, man. Come on down much. Watch me knock out some fan. Thanks, man. I'll be there in a few minutes. Oh, I'm out of shampoo. Gonna go to the store.
Now, ultimately, this brought me to meet my buddy Rob, who maybe you guys, some of you might be familiar with. You know, Rob and I wrote four elements of game together. We started going for elements of games. Similar to the four agreements. Similar to the four agreements. Oh, this is the four elements of game. The four elements. Juicy, pussy, Tushy, and sleepy. We developed a very, very, very close friendship. We started going very, very close. Very close. Now I was willingly going out.
I loved Rob. He was a man and he smelled good. Dave, for about a minute. He convinced me to buy a jump. Did you get a jank? With Bitcoin. Bitcoin. Everyone's saying it's incredible. I think it's amazing. Three years. And maybe like some of you guys, we studied some of that mystery method. We studied some of the other systems out there. We read a lot of these e-books. And we were supporting them. Sorry I'm picturing him in raw. With a Kindle. Like sharing a Kindle. Buckling down.
Remember the methods and studying. We studied and studied. We met night after night after night and give each other massages. While we took turns reading to each other. The mystery method. Mystery. Mystery is like reading algebra. I've read some of that. It's way confusing. His goal is just to confuse the fuck out of you. So you pay more money to try and explain it. Promises that like there's this magic line that you can say. And you'll just have girls bouncing off your dick, right? Oh eh.
Stop. I wonder if people can live exactly like they're just. Sets purpose-like Network. I wanna make it fun. Dumbfounded and out of the elevator, but the nearlyっていう. That's the most funny thing they've done. Once you go back in there, the dough will fly obviously out. You can't do it. It's just like those soup back in the clerk in the office. The kids would question who they would be if he had to era to get them in.
And you know, I mean, it's almost embarrassing to say it, but like I swear to God, like I believe this, right? I read those books and like I was set there and I thought like holy shit, like this is why I haven't been getting the results that I've wanted my whole life, right? Girls bouncing off my deck. Girls bouncing off my balls. So I said, hey, best friend, Rob, you wanna give it a try? You wanna bounce on my balls for a few minutes? Just for practice, just for practice.
Put down the candle that distracts me. I've been doing, I haven't been doing it right. So I guess at this point was, this was like the best and the worst thing that I've ever had. Three years? Did he say three years? He did say after three years. He's a slow study. I can't, I can't. Three years. I can't, I can't. Three years, I can't, it wasn't worth it. I've got three years of my life to figure out. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.
I've got it. The reason that it's the best thing is because the one thing that I did take from this stuff was that, yeah, I might not be great with women, but there's a whole shitload of guys out there. We could just cut that clip right there. Yeah, it might not be good with women, but there's a whole shitload of guys out there. They're worse than me, is that what he's gonna say? No, just cut the clip right there.
Just, I realized that not all that great with women, but there's a whole shitload of guys out there. Booyoo, booyoo, booyoo, booyoo. Bit going. Every day, or going out, trying to figure out and improve their skills of meeting, dating, getting women attracted, turned on, whatever. So everything else that I took from you. That's why we came up with a fuller element. That's why we came up with a fuller element. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Balls shaft, ain't it? Oh, my. Oh, my.
Balls shaft, ain't it? It's a nipple. I now follow the four elements strictly. Nothing else works for me. I took five years to read all the others, and I found the four elements. Booyoo, booyoo, booyoo. Girls had to get them attracted. All that stuff, I can honestly say, standing on the stage today was absolute bullshit. Like, like a lot of that stuff. That didn't make calling out your fellow conventioneers. I know everybody else is mad. Everybody else you've heard for is bullshit.
Actually made it worse. And I went from a place where I could get girls that would come across my way to where girls would come across my way. And I didn't, like, I would literally repel them. And the reason that this was going. Booyoo, booyoo, booyoo. Girls were literally bouncing off my dick. Not on it. Off it. Away from it. Away from it. Why don't we find this hard to believe? And why do I just naturally find it hard to believe?
No, I don't know Zach. And I have no idea what this game level of game is. But why do I have find it hard to believe that this is his general personality is probably not the first one that a gaggle of geese would run to. You know what I'm saying? Well, he was getting the scraps. Yeah, he was getting the scraps. Now, he's not even getting that. Now I'm getting the crumbs. After three years of hard work. Yes. Made it worse. I was getting the scraps. Now I'm getting the dog biscuits. Right.
Would be because rather than just be myself. And I know that that's like one of the biggest cliches ever. And we'll talk about that and what that really means. I can't wait. I can't talk about transforming yourself into yourself. Well, there's lots more to come. I promise this won't be too long or boring. We'll get to that later. In hour number three. LAUGHTER In my fourth on car. I'll tell you more about that. You guys can actually do this.
Because I want to preface this by saying, like, there's a lot of other stuff out there where it's a lot of philosophy and a lot of feel good stuff. But it doesn't actually tell you what to do when the girls standing there in front of you so that she ends up in your bed. That's another. What are you going to do? Carry around your e-reader? Excuse me, but I can still Amazon product. LAUGHTER This is a problem that we found with a lot of these dating guides and different systems.
It was so heavily focused on how to begin interactions and how to get girls giggling and laughing that it never really addressed the issue, which was why I wanted to get in this. Which was the bounce on the dick part. Yeah, which is the bounce on the dick part. Get to that. How do you bounce on the dick? Forget about her. Laughing or making her happy in any way. Getting to know who she is. Just as a reference point.
The last six or seven plots that we have talked about have reviewed have all said this exact same thing. No one ever tells you how to actually get the girls. They'll tell you all about how to open a set or whatever they say or what a set. But they never tell you how to get them actually in bed. So this guy is yet making another promise that every other poise out there is making, which is the natural evolution of, I got you in the fucking door to sit out of the 21 convention. Right?
I know how to open a set. I have the secret. Yeah. Opening a set is one thing. Anybody can say hello to anybody. How do you get them in bed? How do you get them literally bouncing on your shaft? That's what I want to know. A figure got the answers. Who's, you know, to take girls home and have sex, right? I mean, is there any guy in here who has a different goal than that when it comes to meeting and dating girls? I mean, I do make God it's like, I do. Who cares about the relationship?
I want a loving relationship with someone who cares about who I really am. You're in the wrong place. Exactly. Like, do you go exactly within here who cares about how you open, how you build attractions? Does anyone really care about that if it doesn't get you girls? All right. I heard a whole crowd reaction right there. I was literal dead silent. There is no one in this room.
By the way, if you're listening to this, which you probably are, because no one watches this shit, if you're listening to this, then what you know about this is there's one camera pointing to him on what I'm not even, I don't even think it's a stage. I think he's just standing at the front of a room, but it's showing none of the crowd. So we have no idea how many people are in there, but it sounds like zero people are in there.
The question, has anybody in here about how to open or how to build attraction? Yeah, I was there too. Yeah, buddy. But you're a fat one guy. He goes, you're a buddy. Yeah, I was there too. Okay, wait, hold on, what's it going to hear that again? I'm gonna hold on, look up the floor, your elements of the game. That's my favorite guy. Oh, it's not available on your regular e-reader. No, it's not. I had to build attraction. You're a buddy. I was there too.
Like, I spent a whole year wasting my time trying to do that stuff. And like I said, I bought in probably harder than anybody in this room into this myth that there were these guys out there that had this secret routine stacker. You know, we always wanna come on. They had these men. It's routine stack, protein powder shake. Ha, ha, ha.
Ha. Check lines in these special ways of doing things where they could pretty much go up to a girl who was with her husband, her fiance, and steal this girl off her ass. Ripple away. Ripple away. You know, run off into the sunset, right? Her husband. And, you know, her husband. He'll have a way. I'm a guy talking to her. I don't know.
Him, honestly, that really got me to where I am today because I would meet guys that, you know, maybe you guys have, you know, been on some of the internet forums and it's like, oh, this guy really, he's really good. He really knows what he's talking about. He's got a conch shell bracelet. He must know what he's talking about. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha. He does, by the way. He does have a conch shell bracelet. I've always wanted to wear one of those, but I guess I'm just a little shy. Vowder.
Oh, like you should've seen my friend. He's so good. So, you know, Rob and I were going out and we were spending. I have never been in a group of guys where another guy goes, you should see this guy. He's so good at picking up pussy. Never, never not once. Who am I hanging around? Where did things go wrong for me? Why am I not involved in these conversations?
I think a lot of time, like, trying to meet these guys, trying to figure out what they were doing, what was working for them so that we could, you know, do it ourselves, you know? It's pretty simple. So, whenever we meet up with these guys that were supposedly so good with women, we'd be watching them and, you know, like maybe like some of you guys, maybe you see some of us dating instructors and you see them and, you know, you hear us talk to you and you think in your head.
You're a sleeping instructor. What are you, it's a truck thing. We've got that voice, like, maybe this guy really doesn't know what he's talking about or maybe this guy, like, doesn't really get the results that everybody thinks he's getting. And, you know, the fact is, is that when we started meeting these guys, it was really hard to fight that truth that we were feeling inside, that, like, what these guys are doing does not feel congruent to who I am.
And I also don't see it working very well when I meet up with them. I would go up. Wow. He's really endearing himself to the other applause here. Right now. At least he's calling them out, I guess. What these guys expect to be blown away and these guys would give me excuses about why they couldn't approach, about why it wasn't the right time, about, you know, some kind of social value or some, you know, they had a thousand different ways to rationalize it.
So, you know, Rob and I realized, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, yeah, going back to the groups of guys. So are there, like, Rob and Zach would go meet up with these guys based on other people saying they're good. Yeah. And then you'd meet up with the guys and then the guys wouldn't be able to perform. I think, yes. No fun intended. Baby, my friend is 3000. I think that a lot of these so-called dating coaches, pick-up artists, whatever you want to call them.
They are just charlatans. They have no idea how to pick up a woman, like John Anthony Lifestyle, who literally pays women sex workers to be in his videos, according to everybody on the internet who knows anything about John Anthony. But what they say is that then when you get to these courses where you pay tens of thousands of dollars to see them in real life, they tell you to do all of the work that they always have an excuse as to why they can't do the work.
And then, you know, what is his name? I'm actually like nightclubs where this is going down. Yes, there are videos of this. There are videos of this where they like take videos of themselves out there in the wild. What's his name? Adam DeLire. Adam Lyons. Adam Lyons has a perfect excuse. He's married, not once, but the two women are something like that. So he's always using that excuse as to why he can't go out and pick up these sets.
But what he's saying, actually, now I'm with Zach on this point, is like all these guys who are preaching this material and writing it down and selling you books and expensive courses and one-on-one coaching, they can't do it themselves. Because those who can't teach, that's what goes on. And this is the same thing in the real estate industry, same thing in the investment industry. Those who can't teach, that's what they do. They make it sound like they know what the fuck they're talking about.
They charge you tens of thousands of dollars to get you the knowledge that they have from many years of experience. The truth is they didn't make money in the real estate industry, and that's why they're teaching. It's because they don't really know how to do it, or they would be out there making millions more dollars without bothering with one-on-one coaching calls at 7.15 on a fucking Wednesday night. That's what the truth is. All right, we got more of this. Let's take a break.
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Hey, we're back with Zach Bauer, who is one of the guys that's behind the new Trump digital, altcoin trading platform, whatever it is. And he's up until, I guess he got roped in with this Trump thing. He was a plough, a pickup artist. And he's teaching another type of scammer. Another, yes, exactly, another type of scammer. There's got like, we know guys that are far superior with women that are not in this dating advice community. Of course they aren't.
Do you think they have time to raise that actually getting women, they're actually out there socializing? Being a normal person. They don't want to teach you how to do it. They want to do it themselves. They're good at it. We went out, we started still like, you know, hanging out with these guys, putting a lot of focus into what we were doing and what, you know, they were doing, right? So along the way, we started getting great results and, you know, we started teaching programs.
We started getting guys out on live programs and this is really where date hotter girls got its start. People would go through all the, date hotter girls got its, yeah, the legendary book. It's a legendary book. It's probably a website, datehowdagirls.com. Programs and they would realize that they were, they were taught a lot of stuff about how to begin interactions, a lot of stuff, how to do like these silly handshakes to build like what people are calling Kino.
And you know, all this stuff to have. Kino. It's a game I used to play at the rusty nail. I know. Kino. And a handshake called the Kino. Oh, the Kino. Oh, I know that handshake. The old Kino handshake is where the bartender takes $5 and I never see it again. It's cool, right? But no one was teaching them how to close the deal, right?
No one's like, no one is going out there and showing guys, if you expect this girl to have sex with you, you can't be doing these things that you've been doing before you ask her to go home with you. Like what girl is going to want to go home with the guy? I mean, I think Nick was talking about this a bit. What girl is going to go home with the guy that can't shut up and just look at her and hold strong eye contact, right? Now, not to say. Oh, that's staring. Do you feel my strong eye contact?
Do you want to feel something stronger? Got some wide-bride 3000 boner broth at the house. Good for claydoral stimulation. He just ruffed right under the edge. Like, I necessarily agree with everything that Nick said, but at the same time, you know, that stuff is pretty on point as far as I don't necessarily agree with everything. Nick said who was like the speaker before him? Wow. Yeah. Go at him, bud. Get him. He's unassuming, but he's got balls.
He's standing up there wrecking the plot industry. Meanwhile, he's also a plough. So we've yet to get to one meat and potatoes I only have. Real and have a true effect. And the fact is, like, now I'm going to take it back and tell you an embarrassing story about, you know, where I was with this, a couple of, Bitcoin. I used to be a big street. I'm like in an alleyway. I'm a picture of my mom. He's daddy's house in the basement. I think about $20,000 Rolex.
A couple of years, I was at a bar with Rob. This was maybe three and a half years ago or so. I was at a bar with Rob. You know, we were just starting to like, you know, get a reputation. And the fact of the matter was, I had a reputation with whom. Look out for these creepies. Yeah. Look out for these ass hats. They're writing a book. Oh, the far ways to erection or something. I had them there. I was not that good with women, right? Guys were looking at me and asking me questions and for advice.
And, you know, I gave it to him. But the fact was, like, I knew that I had had had been bulls. I knew I didn't know that first fucking thing. Yeah. I loved it. I said, hey, I don't know. Buy a drink. Moments that you guys think that I had had. You know, like, I wasn't living those crazy fantasies that I believed that all these pickup instructors were living. And so, you know, I knew in my heart that like, this, like, this just something wasn't right. I knew in my heart. I was still doing this.
I knew in my heart that this wasn't right. These applause, manipulating women into sleeping with them, wasn't right. So I decided to start my own manipulation techniques that worked more effectively. It's the whole thing. And this smoke and hot blonde, she walks into the bar and she's with this huge jack guy that speaks French. Like, this guy, no homo, he's super good looking. No homo. What is that? No homo, no cry. This jack guy speaking French, no homo. No homo, no shlomo. What? It's going on.
There's some secret language I'm not in on. No homo. And then you know, meanwhile, you and Rob just spent the last three and a half years together reading ebooks. Study is played at night. Study night after night. Some homo. No homo, some homo. She's real charming. And, you know, we all just kind of start talking. So I look at this blonde girl and I start talking to her, right? I mean, this girl was literally like everything you could imagine. She was like taller than me even.
So she was like, 6'1 plus she had heels on. I don't think taller than you at 6'1 is like a huge accomplishment. I talk like she's like 6'10". She was like made up to the nine, like, you know, platinum blonde hair, like boobs pushed up, you know, up into her face pretty much. And, you know, I just, I got that feeling like, oh, like, yay, like, that's that girl. Like, that's the one that like I've been doing this for. Like, I can't wait for you. Yeah, oh, my work has come to this moment right now.
What are we doing now? This is where all the hard work comes in. First in goal. What are we going to do here? I got the ball, coach. Pull me in. Talk to her, you know? And I had this delusion that all the stuff that I've been learning until this point was going to somehow get me this hot girl when she was in front of me. So what happens, right? I look at her, I make eye contact, I smile. Smile. Smile. Smile. I think we're going with this sack. You're calling the right play, buddy.
Look at her, talk to her. It's risky. It's risky. But you don't, you lose 100% of the chances you don't take. Go, buddy. Get her, talk to her. She smiles. And I say, hey, what's your name? You got it. You're going. You're almost there. I'd say, hey, what's your name? He's calling the dangerous play here, totally. He looked at her. He asked her name. He looked at her eye contact. Doctor said, hey, what's your name? Tells me her name.
And from there, I'm like, oh, yeah, like this, like this might be on. Like, I think I have this might be on. I got her name. This might be on. Dude, what? There's going to be balsay to have an agent like me. There's going to be so much balsay on my dick later. I got a half part. I know I'm in. I'm in. She's with the No Homo Prince guy. We're all going back home for a little jackhammer and balsam. That's right. So what do I do?
I go into the fucking bullshit pickup material that I've been reading on the internet. Can you hold on one second? What's your name, Christina? Hold on one second. I'm going to refer to my e-reader, and I'll be back. Tell her about my stripper ex, girlfriend, how she stole my Mazerati, and picked me up from the airport in a stolen Mazerati, and how we got arrested. And you know, I mean, what? What? Oh, this was a story that someone told at the 21 convention. We reviewed this.
Oh my god, where they, that you make this up the story. You make up the story. For us to make it sound like you're super hot and everybody wants you. Maybe this story sounds familiar. Maybe you guys have read this one on the internet, you know? And the fact is, is that the second I started saying this, it all fell to shit. Well, yeah. What's your name, oh, okay, Christina? Hey, Christina, let me tell you about my stripper ex, girlfriend, who stole my Mazerati. Mazerati, and picked me up in it.
He's my own stolen Mazerati. The airport. And we got arrested. I couldn't prove that I owned it. Since it was mine for the I got arrested. It's a story makes no sense whatsoever. You're a dumb dumb. And by the way, that story is on the internet. We've reviewed this before. And if you're using somebody else's story, you run the risk that someone else has heard it. I mean, like, you have a stripper ex, girlfriend. And I'm like, no, no, no, I swear I really don't, right?
Because what, who wants a guy with a stripper ex, girlfriend? Wait, wait, wait, hold on. You tell her this story and then she asks you to sit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was just trying out some plum material on you. I'm writing a book. It's called the Ford dating elements of failure. I'm out of it. Like, that's not what a girl wants. You know, Nick was talking about this a little bit. Like, you have to give girls the experience that they want.
If you're going to successfully take them from a stranger to back to your room and having sex. And I'm not going to lie to you. It's not easy, right? So that's why you really need to be creating an experience and leading it in a very, very, very succinct way and not give yourself, you know, much room to really mess up. And if you do mess up, because the fact is, is that this happens all the time. And I'll get into this when I start giving you guys exactly what I'm doing.
In hour number five of my promised short. Right. Speech. Do every time when, you know, I see a girl that I want. The fact is, is that, you know, you have to understand that you are going to mess up. You know, there, like, there is no perfection. And the difference between what Rob and I came to understand and what everyone else that's out there on the internet and the stuff that you guys have already been reading.
The main difference is that, you know, when it comes to this pickup material, I'm sure you guys can relate, right? It's all predicated on giving you the perfect lines so that you never mess up. So that you never fuck up, right? So that you always have the perfect thing to say, right? I mean, does this sound right? Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. It's literally not another human being in the room. Yeah. You got me into. Yeah. Cool, bro. I'm listening. If not, like, let me know.
But I mean, this is what we found. You know, all of this material is predicated on, I'm gonna tell you exactly what to say and it'll work in every situation. Now, the fact of the matter is that that's all wrong. And what Rob and I realized, and when we went from a place where we were having trouble getting girls to a place where girls were, you know, basically suggesting that we go home together. Ha! I love it. I think this can go. The four elements. Ah, the four elements. Works every time.
The difference was that we weren't playing to avoid those rejections, okay? This is really important. What we were doing was we were playing for the wins. And the difference between this and the others game. Yeah, the others game. You're saying the same thing these other guys say. We're not playing for the losses. We're playing for the wins. Well, who is playing for the losses? You jack hole. Which guy? Which dude is looking for the rejection?
That we weren't saying to girls, worried about whether or not it was gonna mess up. We were saying things to girls with the hope that it would go well, okay? That's a good thing. That's a great premise to get out the door with. Hey, man, let's think on the positive side. We could get made tonight. Instead of last night, we went out the door and we're like, most likely gonna go home and help each other whack off. That's the foul. But at least we have our e-readers.
Station of what I'm gonna be talking about and the system that I'm gonna be giving you guys. The first and most important piece of what it is that we're teaching right now and what it is that we're doing right now is called damage control. Ah, I damage control. What is it? We got a PR seminar now? Damage control. Damage control.
To the matter is that no matter how good your line is or how good looking you are or how much money you have or whatever, there's gonna be friction in an interaction, right? That's just how it is. If there's no friction in an interaction, then you have absolutely no emotional connection with this girl. Wait, if there's no friction then you have no emotional connection. I never had any friction with that. I was trying to think. Yeah. It wasn't. It wasn't.
The only friction that Chrissy had in her first interaction was Brian being there and Jeff Wunderig when he was going to leave. Hi, I asked you guys to leave. I was the friction. I was the sand in the engine. Interactions going absolutely nowhere. And the thing that's funny is, maybe many of you guys can relate. If you're already out there, you're already talking to women, it's really easy to do well when the girls in front of you laughing and everything's going well, right?
Like how many guys have felt that? It's like the girls with you, it's kind of on, and you kind of know what to do from there, right? But it's the times when things are going tough and the times when the girls not necessarily like me. You will like me. Look at my eye contact. Strong, rigid. Captivating. Yes. Are my eyes bulging? I'm sorry if that's a bit creepy. But I went out the door today and said, I'm not going to lose this one, Brian. This is damage control. This is damage control.
Well, having a great reaction to what it is that you're saying, where you have the opportunity to demonstrate who you are and also take control of the interaction and lead it back to a place that's conducive for you and her ending up in your bed together at the end of the night. I'm with the first part of the sentence. Like I'm with Zach on some of the stuff he says, but then he always has some bonehead interjection. Like that's conducive.
You got to bring it back to a place where it's organic for you and then take control. So you end up in your bed later on that night. Yeah, that that that that that. I'll be here all week. Okay. So the fact is is that when I go to approach a girl, it doesn't matter. I'm not looking for what you guys are probably thinking I'm looking for, right? I'm not looking to get a positive reaction. We know what you're looking for. You're looking for both boobs. Babs, up to her face.
Yeah, I know, homo boyfriend. You can steal her from no hove. For laughing. The only thing and this is the first step of what I'm going to give you, which is our phara system, which is basically like a ferret system. Like he said, phara. Phara system. Are we going to heat it up? I have phara flu. I have phara patches. I have phara cream. I'm using a lot of that lately. That Rob and I are doing right now.
And this was basically what we learned we were doing after watching about 100 or so hours of infield footage of ourselves. Infield footage. Infield footage. Where are you doing this? Kamiski Park? You went rigly? Ah! And what's something infield fly roll? I got infield footage. Oh my god, a hundred hours of infield footage. They were filming themselves interacting with women and tried to fill up for 100 hours and then studying it.
Yes. Sounds like how I torture Christina with 100 hours a week of the commercial break. Ha! Ha! Ha! I realized yesterday we might want to add mental health services on to her insurance. Ha! Ha! Oh god damn, man. Well, that's the guy. That's the guy pulling the strings with Trump's new all-coding project. Listen, there's more to come from this guy. I have a feeling we'll be listening to more of Zach.
I mean, listen, some of this, I'm like, OK, I kind of see what you're saying, but you've got to follow it up with something a little less shitty. Yeah. Yeah. A little less shitty. Oh my gosh, this is funny. I like it. All right, let me tell you, Chrissy and I are going to be a Dania Improv and Dania Beach, Florida, on the 24th of September. We're going to be at the bone on the 25th. I will let you know that there are ticket brokers that are selling commercial break tickets out there.
Yeah. I can promise you that they're still available for the actual ticket, face value ticket. Excuse me, the face value of the ticket on the website for especially that Orlando show. Don't go to no ticket brokerage. You're just going to get ripped off. You can find the links to buy the tickets in the show notes right here on our website, on our Instagram. And you can just go to the venue itself, the funny bone Orlando, and the Dania Improv, a Dania Beach, Florida, 24th and 25th.
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Bye.