Bryan & Krissy sauce it up in the soon-to-be murphy bed sex room/studio and answer a complicated Ask TCB. Hoadley’s Naked Kitchen Let’s play a game! Never Have I Ever Naked Twister Bryan, stop humping the ground! Bryan’s gonna get kicked off the airlines The TCB studio could be a sex room A murphy bed in the studio? Ask TCB! Entering the dating scene…messsssy! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTu...
Jan 23, 2024•58 min•Ep. 465
Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…who’s gonna take over? The Emmy’s Anthony Bourdain Bryan regales us with the winners HE would have chosen Who could win the amazing race?! Jeff Bridges’ near death experience Theresa Caputo Today of all days! This shit is the same every episode… Does Bryan actually say darling? Oh Theresa…you’re being bad now! A whack in the head helps her out every...
Jan 19, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 464
He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Adam The Liar’s tips on how to close. We’re rich in QueefCoin Rorschach test Piñata drama Adam The Liar…he’s fighting the War On Men Their special terminology They can’t close! The hazards! Tiddily Tick Tuesdays Spear, Sin, and Lion Just get them drunk an they’ll tell you all their secrets For god’s sake don’t let her sober up! It’s all about the PREP Don...
Jan 18, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 463
Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign off. Naptime blues Our show, it’s violent and inappropriate! Queefs! The Star Wars Edition! He’s got blow-nose on a conference call We’re thinking about merch (slay) Bryan is a fool...BYEEEEE! NOW GIT! The early days of TCB Adam The Liar! The old pick up artist community, you know! PUAs unite! The hazards of closing You! Got! Gamed! SAME NIGHT LA...
Jan 17, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 462
Bryan & Krissy talk with comedian Rosebud Baker about being a democrat, her life as an SNL writer, and her many traumas. Krissy’s here! Shellin’ peanuts Big baseball mouths The skin is the best part Rosebud Baker is with us! Verified Stand-Up, Ep. 1 Them kids are ruining Christmas Rosebud turning democrat Becoming a stand-up comedian Bryan trying to slay the vocab game with “subversive” All the bad things happen at once SNL Sketches that never made it Having a dark sense of humor We love Ros...
Jan 16, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 461
Git to gittin’ and git yerself a gasm! Bryan & Krissy are talking Smokey Robinson (not the bear), Mountain Monsters, and Onlyfans empowerment. Krissy had a stomach bug Barfin Piggyfronting sticker mishap Smokey Robinson’s “Gasms” It's all about the ‘gasm Finally! We said something funny! Mountain Monsters Go on and git!!!!! If you don't git it, Bryan, git out! THERE’S A MONSTER ON CAMERA It’s low budget, but we’ll take it They didn’t even get attacked That dang bell… Two “verginas” Bryan Gre...
Jan 12, 2024•56 min•Season 5Ep. 460
Questionable hand me downs, phantom sperm pain, and a trip to Tucky has Bryan & Krissy squealing wih laughter this episode. Bryan loves a British comedy But he doesn’t get the jokes The thousand pound sisters Bryan’s household is worse than he thinks He's having a come to jesus Astrid makes homemade pinatas?!?! Incredible The hypocrisy of it all Bryan’s phantom sperm syndrome Recommended EPMs POISON JIZZ Cum courier Bryan bought a pocket pussy And that's on being non returnable The world’s m...
Jan 11, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 459
Bryan & Krissy are actively alienating both Bryan and our audience by talking about...you guessed it...poop transplants. Co-Chiefs of Chuchas! The Three Kings Settlers of Catan & the miserable board game guy Bryan’s lawyer’s sex room Hillbilly Horror Stories Vitamins, supplements, and cleanses (it’s January…but we don’t buy it!) We <3 Pulp Bryan’s spreading misinformation again Steroids Bryan got a colonic? Just gonna leave some info from the Mayo Clinic here A homemade fecal transpla...
Jan 10, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 5Ep. 458
We're starting off Season 5 in the only way we know how...it's Frankie B! It’s Season 5!!!! Covid Christmas Castle Bryan’s having a midlife crisis I only take BitShit We love our listeners and appreciate you for sticking with us for so long Bryan got scabies once? Astrid knows best AS USUAL BROTHA To get women, you gotta *get* women There’s our Frankie! Ever heard of being genuine? Don't try to impress them I love frankie’s use of “frickin” He’s a “fluencer” How's your relationship with Christ? ...
Jan 09, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 457
Get your new year’s workout on girliepops, and don’t forget your iStrings and your flamboyant exhales. Last episode of Season 4! Bryan’s entire family got COVID He’s a frequent flier at the doctor’s office Overdramatic parents We blame gustavo! The old goose egg Dan Rather Who watches the nightly news? The streaming wars Apple tv is doing it right The jury, westworld, and SPACE! Get in the good car, kids! Bryan goes to the gym to watch his shows Bryan’s airpods got washed Bryan’s hip with his co...
Jan 05, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 456
We've got another collection of our best segments, as Bryan is still living in a COVID hellscape. So, join us as we revisit Bryan's ball in Vegas, carplay torture, and a "porn again" preacher. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our...
Jan 04, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 4Ep. 455
Bryan remains quarantined from the gift of C-19 gifted to his whole house by Santa! The interview with Felicia Day is revisited as one of the favorite episode of Season 4! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices vi...
Jan 03, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 454
Bryan finds himself in the middle of his own "C-19 Lockdown" as the whole house catches the ick. In lieu of a new episode, the most listened to episode of TCB Season 4 is revisited. Steve-O joins Tina and Bryan to discuss clown school, ass clowns and Mike Tyson on blow! More new episodes coming this week. Season 5 starts January 16th 2024. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show in...
Jan 02, 2024•54 min•Season 4Ep. 453
Bryan is joined by Tina in this episode of TCB. They discuss the very scary AI results for Frankie B, what this means for the future of TCB and how Frankie will adjust to life in the new world! Bryan recalls his DMT experiences. Plus Bryan get's a seggs toy and he is scared to use it! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy ...
Dec 29, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 452
Drake & Flacka? Astrid, hostage of TCB The monopolies! We like the thought of an island but not the reality Dehydrated meals Love Has Won cult Mother God and the many Father Gods DON’T DRINK COLLOIDAL SILVER Religious justification for cults Find a middle ground No silver & no kool-aid The lady who eats dirty diapers “Pocketbook” Auntie keisha is stealing our diapers She’s eating over 2.5 diapers a day The way the show keeps roasting her with the slow motion LINKS: Send us show ideas, co...
Dec 28, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 451
It’s the most sexless time of the year! Bryan & Krissy relive holiday parties of yore and review a pick up artist showing his fiancee his videos… Holiday parties! Bryan fuckin’ Green, don’t give my husband drugs! Sketchy morning show hosts We aren’t ready to be funny at 5am Extra glasses when you travel A taco bell holiday orgy My fiance watches me pick up women Instead of being funny this is just deeply sad “Moustache” It’s the bad pick up lines for me If women are on the beach tanning, don...
Dec 27, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 450
Bryan & Christina go down the rabbit hole with Senate twinks, sex dolls, and the (Bryan's pronuncation) EUNUCH MAKER! Christina’s staying far away from Bryan’s petri dish Bryan self diagnoses… Everything is poison! We’re spending our lives on digital devices We are runners! Christina’s hot takes on billionaires The twink in the senate! A career pivot? Are sex dolls giving weighted blanket? A message from our sex dolls Thanks again, Bryan! Remember to clean me! Take the eyes out The most horr...
Dec 26, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 449
Christina joins Bryan in the studio to discuss her favorite genre of music: Slutty Christmas. Let’s talk about sex ba-by! Hot tub streamers Toes only! Christina’s feetfinder account Pleasure, pain, and smashing bananas 2023 Pornhub Wrapped We love a mature cougar The Clermont Lounge Siri getting involved Kevin Costner and Jewel Big Power! Loose tongue baby talk Slutty christmas A Nonsense Christmas, by Sabrina Carpenter Drew Barrymore’s Oprah interview Jada Pinkett Smith Please stop telling us t...
Dec 22, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 448
If there's two things we love on this podcast it's EPMs and a celtic Christmas vibe! Tina & Bryan get into it while Krissy is away. Best to whoever you are! The Beatles’ grammy Happy Meal pokemon cards Country clubbin' Trump and his NFTs Ozempic Drew Barrymore & her Oprah interview The dick finger machine Bryan’s morning press conference EPM in progress! Tina for Mother of the Year! The Pogues Pay for the bar tab at your funeral Bryan’s favorite christmas song Great man, bad teeth (same)...
Dec 21, 2023•1 hr•Season 4Ep. 447
You might be wondering what in the world a Scrotal Sherpa is, and to that I say "IYKYK" Tis the season! Storytime with Bryan Awkward times at the restaurant TJ & Amy’s former spouses are now together Mark Bryan’s words…Matt Lauer is going to try to make a comeback Dating someone in the same circle as someone else you dated Update on Bryan’s balls Scrotum Sherpa The kids keep kicking Bryan in his “booboo” Bryan won’t wear a cup because he doesnt want his kids to make fun of him Your secret is...
Dec 20, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 446
Dear Blair Socci, we love you SO much. Please try not to fall into the ice barrier at the edge of the world. Love you! Bye! Best comedy movie of all time? Spinal Tap Bye Bye Bye is by NSYNC Blair Socci is with us! Feetfinder Blair needs to give us tips for selling feet pics Mean comments Our love of tiktok Blair’s first comedy special! Everyone on this podcast needs to get a real job, right? Parental relationships Blair never wants to meet Owen Wilson The earth is NOT flat! It's the ice barrier,...
Dec 19, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 445
The twists and turns of Bryan’s vasectomy story will have you rolling for days… Bryan is a very bad gag gifter Balls everywhere! Stick drama at the green house Krissy needs a driver When in doubt, shove em down Bryan swiped his V(asectomy) card A 90 year old getting a vasectomy The indignity of surgery Hangin’ mistletoe The unveiling of the hoodless honda! Taping your twig to your stomach Bryan fishing for compliments at the doctor Bryan’s ball bruising The twists and turns of this story!!!!!!!!...
Dec 15, 2023•1 hr•Season 4Ep. 444
If any of you ever contribute to Corey Feldman’s crowdfunding efforts, we truly wonder what’s wrong with you. Then again, you do listen to TCB. Chevy Chase Compuserve Tow truck conference circuit Kristiani Hoadley! We want a conference based reality show Back to Corey Feldman’s musical adventure They’re singing a cover Lace up leather pants It’s giving Tom Sandoval Off the bat this is not good When Bryan says it’s 33P level, you know it’s bad A chorus kick line? Why not! Honestly…you just need t...
Dec 14, 2023•56 min•Season 4Ep. 443
Bryan Green & Corey Feldman might be more similar than they think…anyway send all donations to 1-877-KARS4BRYAN. Bryan’s in “media sales” Juggernaut jerkanaut jergernaut? It’s not Barbie’s Dream House, It’s Bryan’s Dream House! Coffee keeps us regular here at TCB That panera lemonade is killing people Mushroom coffee Bryan’s tea journey 1-877-KARS4BRYAN He was in his the heart wants what the heart wants era Bryan’s Corey Feldman obsession A musical adventure with Corey Feldman The Feldman Ma...
Dec 13, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 442
Bryan & Krissy shoot the shit with Felicia Day (Third Eye, The Guild, You’re Never Weird on the Internet) and discover her prolific career is mostly due to spite. Find Felicia Online: HERE Third Eye On Audible: HERE Support MST 3000 and Watch A Brilliant Show: HERE LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer...
Dec 12, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 4Ep. 441
When you learn the word “rizz” from it being added to the dictionary, it’s safe to say it’s giving old. Bryan & Krissy continue their dating show comparison with The Cut. Bryan’s first wedding Madeline Brockway’s 59 million dollar wedding Her new husband is facing life in prison Renting out Versailles Cover your ears at the Biltmore Estates! The Cut! She was quick Our girl Heather McMahan won celebrity jeopardy! Underwhelming The height thing… Bryan is too sensitive for this Are you Swedish?...
Dec 08, 2023•51 min•Season 4Ep. 440
Krissy’s back in the chair, and boy are we happy to have her! We’re easing back in with one of our favorites…Chuck & Love Connection. The queen is back! Krissy wasn't phrogging in Bryan’s crawl space Dog training troubles Steve-O’s clown mutiny The Dating Game Old dating shows vs new dating shows We bet Chuck has been to a few sunken bedrooms… Chuck was fuckin! Blue eyes and a college education, it’s a choice Finally chuck gets it Give this poor girl a chance This guy is just…mean? Nobody wo...
Dec 07, 2023•45 min•Season 4Ep. 439
We’re all surprised Steve-O agreed to be on TCB We set expectations low Tina went to a star wars parody burlesque show We’re all weird in atlanta How did Santa get so skinny? Bryan pretending to like sports Subway, Jimmy Johns, & elephant murder A disturbing celebrity story TW: r*pe, SA, inc*st Bryan’s old country radio days Garth Brooks Garth as an emo rocker? VH1 Behind The Music Chris Gaines Best thing about music? Sex He was here for a tragic backstory He put out two albums with this alt...
Dec 06, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 438
Steve-O joins Bryan and Tina (While Krissy is out for the week), and they dig deep into Steve-O's crazy life, insane stunts and the clowns that voted him off the island (AKA Royal Carribean Cruise Line)! Watch Steve-O's Bucket List special , and listen to his Podcast , Wild Ride . Bryan’s McDonald’s days Recording dumb stuff Oral coaching Steve-O’s first word was in Portugese The origins of Steve-O Tremendo Steve-O’s antics as a kid Steve’s Bucket List special Injuries, surgeries, & workman’...
Dec 05, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 437
Brace yourself. Bryan & Tina get into one of our stickiest episodes yet... Mark Cuban is leaving shark tank Fireside flop The old clubhouse days Dane Cook Drinking your own urine A half gallon?! Shoutout to the Jersey Shore Podcasts are where the bad ideas come from “Frothy” The gulping noises!!! Streaming only The pee drinkers don’t have friends Tried his pee for a “medical emergency” She’s tried a LOT of urine It’s giving cult SNORT IT Pee is the key LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, qu...
Dec 01, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 436
