Bryan & Tina find out how they can get more sexier and get on the attack with their appearance. Director of Otherkin Tina is back! Mousey She did it for the lookbook! All you have to do is pay us lots of money A hallucinogenic journey Microdosing Getting chased by a bull on the hunt for shrooms Frankie B teaching us how to be more sexy than ever before Are bald heads sexy? Thoughts and prayers for your follicles We need Tina to go on a date with Frankie Strategically shaved body hair 40% is ...
Nov 30, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 435
Krissy is out of the studio, so Bryan & friend of the pod, Tina, get into all things drugs, fetishes, and feeling like a nonhuman being. Bryan & Tina have been friends for 30 years There’s no coming back after triplets! Tina left her dog with her nail tech! An adult man with guinea pigs…red flag Doing drugs and cutting the grass in a bath towel Restaurant industry drama Old dating drama Ask TCB! Shooting your shot What not to say! Bryan got ghosted Fetlife Otherkin No swimming for Tina F...
Nov 29, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 4Ep. 434
She's beauty and she's grace, she's Heather McMahan! Bryan & Krissy gab with Heather McMahan, and she really blew our t#$% off. What makes a world tour It’s all naked in Krissy's house Bryan needs a new duvet Heather McMahan is joining us! She’s an Atlanta girl Heather’s journey Losing your pants at the fox Lettin’ it rip Smoked oysters will blow your t%$s off Robin, The Golden Bachelorette Heather’s worked at every restaurant in Atlanta and New York She's shaking her t&%s for cash! Kris...
Nov 28, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 433
“It’s not something a customer would do. It’s something a guy who bangs hot chicks would do.” -John Anthony Lifestyle, 2023 Crumbl cookies Audio Scavenger Hunt Wow can’t believe I’m (Christina) not allowed to play!!! This is a scam!!!!! Bryan’s front door troubles Bryan’s kids are buying so many movies Back to John Anthony Lifestyle How to Get Strippers Don’t give them attention, and don’t fall for the attention they give you What's your name? Who gives a fuck?! That ass looks pretty crazy! How ...
Nov 24, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 432
How To Date Strippers: lie to them about your career as an electronic DJ and paint yourself blue. Then take them to Chili's. Taylor Swift in Brazil Bryan going to the mat for Taylor How 'bout that option slot Grundle bundle's bad interview The crowd parts for Shaq! Bryan’s Blue troubles Bryan’s mom loved the pod Chili for Thanksgiving Doggie xanax Gummies galore John Anthony Lifestyle! How To Pick Up Strippers Putting the science back in seduction Blue Man Bryan Thank god for electronic DJs! Oh,...
Nov 23, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 431
We may not have a lot of standards here at TCB, but one thing is for certain: no shoes on the bed! Starting things off with a disturbing story Pajama day Super Sac Scrubber 5000! Back to loofah What’s your shower routine? Steve-O & the jackass boys Steve-O’s Corey Feldman interview Things are getting strange here… Oblivious or delusional? There’s a problem with these reality shows! NO SHOES ON THE BED! Something’s going on at Krissy’s house… Things are driving Bryan crazy Cars for kids…absol...
Nov 22, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 430
Bryan & Krissy are welcoming Vir Das to the show (yes, you read that right, a guest!), and they talk all things religion, controversy, and sitting on each others' beds. More On Vir! Vir's Website: https://www.virdas.in/ See Vir On Tour Now: https://www.virdas.in/tour Watch His Latest Netflix Special: Click Here Watch His "2 Indias" Speech: Vir's YouTube Show Notes: We’ve got a guest! Are we one degree away from a Netflix special? We’re in Vir world Two Indias Vir is in the middle of a world ...
Nov 21, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 429
This is now a spooky scary true crime podcast with a side of giggles! Bryan & Krissy discuss “getting out of the shit,” clubbing for a living, and phrogging. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the shit! That’s the saying, right? BA flight attendant revived by construction worker in Brazil? Krissy Hoadley, for Retirement Living Clubbin’ for a livin’ Phrogging Bryan was a phrogger in his own home! Things go missing… Cameras inside They’re making out! They got him in the house with them H...
Nov 17, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 428
We’re always growing and learning here at TCB, and today Bryan is learning about shaving his balls. What a time to be alive! The extreme food contest! 9 *million* scoville We’re backing away from the gummy bear challenge, but we will do the pocky one chip challenge Thanksgiving fare Slow n low baby A day old Pizza Hut thanksgiving The Lion in Rome Did this happen in Atlanta? Protect Astrid from the alligators! Florida’s really getting wild Jeff Bezos & his girlfriend’s cowboy cosplay Billion...
Nov 16, 2023•54 min•Season 4Ep. 427
Half Song Hoadley & Bryan relive the worst American Idol auditions, and Bryan finds himself feeling a kinship for them. We got an alien! Clean house clean mind The buck stops with bryan and he doesn't like it Fake Christmas trees Half Song Hoadley is a verb now Don’t listen to our old episodes Find a Chopper Johnson album on ebay John Daker Attempting songs that are hip with the kids More A, baby! Top 5 cringiest American Idol auditions We miss Simon! The John Daker School of Music When in d...
Nov 15, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 426
Don't worry everyone, we've got a captain of industry in the warlock world to save us from the devil of disney and Jared Leto. Jared Leto climbed the empire state building? Unregulated fair rides Bryan is not a fan of heights 30 Seconds To Mars or 33P? This economy! Warlocks! Milk! Tetas! Hocus Pocus 2 is ruining everything The demonic kingdom?! What is this man saying? A captain of industry in the warlock world! It’ll change your DNA Third quarter, it’s the killing season Paul Cruz, Satan Sales...
Nov 14, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 4Ep. 425
You know what they say: when in doubt, exorcise it out! Bryan & Krissy lure us into some TCB lore and introduce us to Bob’s Demon PeePee. Bryan was right! NFTs are worthless The pyramid scheme where you never get to the top! Elon’s losing his marbles Breaking Twitter, by Ben Mezrich TCB LORE/LURE Lure ya with the lore! Murder Suicide Real life exorcists? Smack that demon in the sternum Oh this is so creepy We want to go to this live show Smack that peepee Bob and the demon pp Ayyyyy, incest!...
Nov 10, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 424
From Pat Sajak sellin’ tile to doing bumps at a Raiders game, this episode is full to bursting with fair to middling content! Sick kids - get your flu shot! Doin’ cocaine at the Raiders game iPad fiances on 90 Day Fiance Ask TCB! Finding your situationship on the dating apps… This is a slippery slope, babe! Bryan The Therapist has arrived Appointment TV! 60 minutes Survivor The TV landscape has changed Wtf is crapopolis? Are these shows even real? Krissy and her fancy crab… Bachelor in Paradise,...
Nov 09, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 423
TCB is now proudly serving Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer! Yeah…don’t ask, just listen. A teacher with an Only Fans side gig The balloons are back Bryan doing “research” for TCB $5 FIB! There’s a whole language we don’t know! Audio Scavenger Hunt!!!!!!! We’re giving away $1000 Scammy texts The world’s hottest gummy bear Bryan vs Krissy, it’s a spray tan throw down Does Trump spray tan naked? Bad home brew Beer made with vaginal yeast?! Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer Amish people at Mcdonalds? Rumspringa Provocati...
Nov 08, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 422
We got bears in Pigeon Forge, sad chicken for Bryan, and Flava Flav singing the national anthem at an NBA game…we always keep it interesting here at TCB! Bryan’s Father-in-Law is “Ay, Bryan”-ing again Gettin’ shocked Pigeon Forge Bears! Fool's gold! Bryans in charge of picking the restaurant… A life size Paula Deen cut out Ah, the old “meat n four” Bryan’s sugar daddy shirt Marlon is alive Sugar momma sites don't work for everyone Rose jail Vanilla Ice is doing Twisted Tea FLAAAAAVA FLAAAAAV Fla...
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 421
Bryan gives the green light to the fourth weekly episode! No asked for it, it's coming anyway! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choice...
Nov 06, 2023•3 min•Season 4Ep. 4
Looking for a quick fix? Just uncover those baseboards and slather them in oil...pee...dog pee...? Bryan & Krissy cover celebrity memoirs, parental expectations, and, of course, Extreme Cheapskates. Happy day (or a few) after Halloween! Stealthy kids Prove it! Justin Timberlake turned off comments bc of Britney’s memoir Should Will Smith turn off his comments? Cough break! Remember our mail order bride eps? Steven Spielberg’s daughter is gonna be a porn star, slay Steven & Kate adopted M...
Nov 03, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 420
You've heard of girl math, you've heard of boy math, but have you heard of Gyoza Math? Bryan hadn't either... It’s not actually Halloween it’s November 1st lol Top costumes! Creed 3 came out this year, Bryan Krissy’s a costume girlie! Clown hobo costumes of yore Should Bryan & Astrid go as Frankie & his girlfriend Do you go to the bathroom in the dark? Falling asleep on the po Yearbook signing Making out on the way home from six flags Bad Kisser Bryan The spooky balloons are back Do you ...
Nov 01, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 419
Nobody wants to hear about your fucking podcast, but on that note, please download our podcast CREED Our computer is haunted by balloons Bryan loves to hate listen Krissy doesn’t want to be a cruiser Quentin Tarantino This is our halloween episode Things get freaky in the studio Announcing retirement…is it for real? Bryan, its Cilla not Celia Party organizer aka cocaine dealer A junior doctor See you in a mo! A very well defined face Smutty books in the bath makes for a perfect date Nobody's per...
Oct 31, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 418
Oh how the turn tables...Frankie B is on the hunt to find out what women truly want. I am rectanguuuular… We’re now 4 days a week! Erectile dysfunction ads Half-Tail Hoadley Bryan & Krissy are on a chipmunk/squirrel rampage We’re always on empty at TCB The daughter of kurt cobain and son of tony hawk have married Celeb tequila Kurt Cobain Creep TCB Tequila Melting lights in the TCB studio Frankie B finds out what women really want! For the first time, he’s interviewing! Is she drinking the F...
Oct 30, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 4Ep. 417
Bryan & Krissy cover all the hot new celebrity couples (shoutout to Petee & Kelsey, many blessings to you) and celebrity drama, and then we finally get our Ask Bryan's Mom segment!! Mempho! Pete Davidson and Kelsey Grammer Taylor Swift coverage has gone too far We dont want that kind of fame Sketchy pics Mystery cameras Jada...please stop Ask Bryan’s mom! Country Peddler MOMMY! A PSA from Bryan’s Mom Irving wanted to neck with Vicky! Keep it mysterious "Go to church and say a prayer!" Br...
Oct 27, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 416
Krissy is back (again), and we couldn't be more pleased! While STIs are not stigmatized as much these days, Bryan thinks bringing back dry humping could solve the STI problem (and premature ejaculation). We love Krissy!!! TCB news! You’re getting 4 episodes a week Papa Joe’s funeral Corey Feldman deep dive on the books A tender moment between Bryan and Krissy Mechanical Bull Herpes? Alix Earle Covid of the dick Bring back dry humping Bryan’s mom was in an MLM? The world’s largest honky tonk bar ...
Oct 25, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 415
Krissy returns on Wed to TCB. In the meantime Bryan & Astrid step in the studio to bring the TCB Universe a special tuesday episode. they discuss Live Joe Jonas, Drunk Joe Jonas, Divorced Joe Jonas and plain old regualr Joe Jonas. Then a teacher in Missouri finds her pot of gold on OF. Finally, the couple review their preferred "terrible TV" choices. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch f...
Oct 24, 2023•56 min•Season 4Ep. 414
As Bryan wraps up a long 2 week abcesnse by Krissy, he digs deep into the catalouge to bring back a fan favorite episode from early 2023. Frankie B's Salon-Sui business opportunity took the TCB audience by storm! For a cool $300K, you too can openk your own gold mine....A Salon-Sui gold mine! Frankie is going to shjow you the ropes as Bryan and Krissy review this insane infomercial for his franchised cuttery! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB t...
Oct 23, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 413
Christina joins Bryan again, and they cover all manner of shocking and appalling subjects.Ultimately, it all comes down to this: don’t marry the up the butt girl (unless you want to then go off, slay, queen)! Bryan went to a Jonas Brothers concert RED DRESS! Sophie & Joe’s divorce French horn girls Cake by the ocean? Absolutely not Velvet Underground vs James Taylor Justice For Kevin! Christina sasses Bryan! Aragorn was Christina’s sexual awakening??? Christina clears up some stuff about “ro...
Oct 20, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 412
Our girl Krissy is back and so is her glorious laugh! Bryan & Krissy cover Krissy's notes from last week, Bryan's love for Dua Lipa, and, of course, Theresa Caputo. We’re hoping Papa Joe can exact revenge on Theresa Caputo from beyond the grave Fact news or fiction! Krissy needs rose jail explained to her again Bryan is in an AI 90’s yearbook Christina has a degenerative mind?! Well, shit Mint choc chip is a flavor exclusively for dads Bryan would like to be a woman during ovulation Let’s ge...
Oct 18, 2023•57 min•Season 4Ep. 411
It's a special TCB day! Producer Christina takes you through the best of the week. We're talking modern dating, flaccid penises, and Travis & Tay. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-po...
Oct 17, 2023•57 min•Season 4Ep. 410
It’s all about submission, repenting, and letting ME initiate for God’s sake! While Krissy is out, Bryan & Christina get into some backwards Christian beliefs, after all, someone has to tame our producer! Being single can be Certified Bad We are wishing iconic Papa Joe well <3 Ariana Grande’s baby voice Bryan’s definitely not crying over a Celine Dion video… Ron Desantis wears lifts! Height difference drama Selling Sunset Listen to Christina’s podcast here ! (It’s called To All The Rom Co...
Oct 16, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 409
While Krissy is out of studio, Astrid joins Bryan for some Swiftie discourse & a shot at the newlywed game (many years on...) Astrid joins Bryan for an episode! She took a 90 Day Fiance shortcut Bryan is gonna get the swifties after him Taylor & Travis? What makes a real Swiftie The Newlywed Game, with Astrid & Bryan! Astrid has never smoked a cigarette (or done any fun drugs!) There’s hope for their kids! Mint chocolate chip is WEIRD Bryan hates poop…shocker What streaming service c...
Oct 13, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 408
A Thursday Episode?? Yes, it's a special extra episode of The Commercial Break. On this bonus episode of "TCB Can" Bryan and Krissy discuss the Cheese Martini craze and review an infomercial helping the boys with thier "floppy disks"! This "Commercial Break Can" episode comes from unreleased material via Season 3! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Hos...
Oct 12, 2023•43 min•Season 4Ep. 407
