Krissy is taking some time off to be with family. But Christina joins Bryan in studio to discuss dating in 2023! Stay tuned for more unreleased content from "The TCB Can". Krissy will be back soon....she did not run away Bryan dispells some of the rumors around the show It is Christina's birthday! Christina gets a good deal on a locksmith Getting locked out of the car is a whole scene We miss KRISSY! Christina is on ALL the dating apps Hinge has "Hot People Jail"? Love is not Blind Bryan has to ...
Oct 11, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 406
While Krissy is still out of studio, let's revisit a fan fave...Theresa goes piggyfronting! What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo. Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China Just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a thing with Theresa Caputo Bryan explains TCB’s historical beef with Theresa She is def...
Oct 09, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 405
We’ve got a little mix and match action for you today! Bryan & Producer Christina have chopped up a few secret episodes and put them together for you while Krissy is on vacation. Shop in the mornings if you hate people Standing up or falling down? Leave Bryan alone! Baby Dante, for Pampers Gas Station Girl Baboon face damage John Anthony & his Buddha Lays per week Run that rotation Karl joins us briefly 100 new “real” girls per year! A lifetime permanent solution John Anthony is having a...
Oct 06, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 404
These days you can't just ask your congregants for money, you have to do it under the guise that God wants you to be richer than them! It's called creativity, people. 90 Day Fiance Oops! Bryan said transsexual but he means transgender “Trust me” Dive bars! An outhouse with a bar TCBCon Who would you dress up as? Bryan can’t rejoin the restaurant industry (please subscribe & review us on itunes) The 700 Club A new kind of prosperity preacher Mmmmm prowess Just give the glory to god and it's f...
Oct 04, 2023•46 min•Season 4Ep. 403
Absolutely nobody asked Wild Bill to pronounce himself a professor in poop, the king of scat, the #1 scat-ologist in the United States...but here we are...and Bryan & Krissy are here to guide us through it. Mempho & Jim James Graceland Fluffernutter Cracker Barrel and Olive Garden DRAMA Bryan’s son is a big boy! He knows all about the rodecaster We cant go wrong with mountain monsters The silver giant A stripe from dick to chin Sk** wa***** Why are they always yelling?! Science, baby! A ...
Oct 02, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 402
Why-a you stealing all those chickens?! From cornhole to Mountain Monsters, Bryan & Krissy "stay ready" for anything. Get yer nuts here! Professional cornhole Footgolf? The drama of having children Becoming your parents Redocaster reset Krissy’s dad is getting on facebook Bryans tiktok troubles How is it already october? No better time for Mountain Monsters! Its giving party in the cornfield Coyote or donkey STAY READY Dont want blood on this corn! Chicken massacre Let’s make a trsp boys! Th...
Sep 29, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 401
We do what we must to save a buck, but how far would you go? Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their crappy car days and check in on some extreme cheapskates. $700 Snow Crab Expense it! Perks of the radio station Bryan’s honda with no hood Naked Attraction is now on Max! Extreme Cheapskates…Best Of 7 moves in 8 years Only eat non perishables She likes her shoes cold Giving up dental hygiene?! Alien sperm on the mattress Roberta tells her what’s up Spare sheets from the motel? LINKS: Send us show i...
Sep 27, 2023•48 min•Season 4Ep. 400
Honk if you want to get your tailpipe dirty! HONK! HONK! Bryan & Krissy revisit an old friend of theirs...the guy who's in love with his car. Some new reviews We were compromised? An Italian boob massage Happy feet Leave your jeans ON Sketchy massage parlors Puriteens Everyone thank their lucky stars that Bryan & Krissy aren’t on the dating scene No one is a 10.7 (except producer Christina) I love lamp I'm in love with my car A red ford taurus Objectophilia Beep beep Poor roommate Kim Go...
Sep 25, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 399
Men, if you want to go to the gym, you better follow Frankie’s rules or risk becoming a Total Creepout! Welcome Back, Kotter John Travolta Don’t say the S word! Anticipatory rejection anxiety disorder Bryan blames Radiohead He’s with Moon Taxi! Frankie B is back Bryan did NOT get an erection during his massage today Frankie’s intro… So many rings so little time No staring at yourself! Quit showing everyone your junk in the locker room Earthworm peens Long dong silver No dancing! Hump your workou...
Sep 22, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 398
Choose your adventure: every time you get in the car, A) The Lion & The Lamb plays or B) that U2 album pre-downloaded on every iphone ever made plays. Late night tv drama Miserable highly paid people Mo’ money mo’ problems Car play The lion and the lamb We start what we finish Fred Willard & Obsessed Obsessed with peter pan They’re looking up his tights A banana with the skin on? Or a twinkie? Do some leaping! Losing your job and your spouse over pretending to be Peter Pan…it’s gone too ...
Sep 20, 2023•54 min•Season 4Ep. 397
Bailey's, Bud Lights, and Bad Decisions...that's what we're all about here at TCB. Bryan & Krissy open up a very messy Ask TCB. Hillbilly Horror Stories! Fakey B the pervert Bryans former speech impediment Ask TCB! We can't speak about $c!ent0l0gy In the words of patron saint Nicki Minaj, these bitches is messsssssy! My best friend is my new mom Holly we feel for you! "It's better to crash and burn than sparkle and fade" -Bryan Green Florida fireworks Feral cat girlfriend We’re starting a wh...
Sep 18, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 396
Well, ladies & gents, now we know why this man has never had a girlfriend... Bryan & Krissy finish off the week with the rest of the Love Me documentary. Execs taking private jets to work A helicopter glasses saga We’ve reviewed the same video twice…oops Wayne Dyer Just stay in the port-a-potty! Love Me She’s in America Hoedown throwdown Travel kills prejudice More belt buckles, more luck Loan sharks in Odesa Sir, this is what we call a scam Whole mouth kissing Mr. Slobberpuss The shock ...
Sep 15, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 395
There's heartbreak, engagements, golden roses, and black-haired women as Bryan & Krissy watch more of the Love Me documentary. Bama rush Bryan’s one and only sorority date party experience Should Bryan & Krissy do an improv class? We’re changing our format Russian mail order brides A Foreign Affair A little younger than his target age… U crane A gold rose Astrid knows all about those $9000 on EMAILS MARRY ME?! They're not that friendly…they don't owe you that buddy Class pic! Bryan disre...
Sep 13, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 394
Love me, love me, say that you love me...and also please give me lots of money pleeeeeease! Krissy & Jeff got roped into 90 day fiance Gogglebox Nothing’s fair! The Atlanta-Barcelona diarrhea flight Brown Barcelona Dump Matthews Band Disneyland Paris International looooooove The mail order bride business Love Me A bunch of middle aged white guys…no surprise Farming isn't a hot job! “Something about Russian brides” American women, they just don't get it 5 minute dates? We don't buy it Pay per...
Sep 11, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 4Ep. 393
Who needs legitimate real estate training? Just head to your local Holiday Inn for a seminar given by a rando! You, too, can scam Anywhere, USA! Ghost pepper wings challenged Paqui One Chip Challenge Can you die from spice? Almond milk and sushi Heehee! We love Paul Real Estate Seminar Scammers Those who can’t, teach Cash Flow Generator! Who hot who not! Results may vary… Clipboards and limousines Oooh a wealth guide! Just dont use your own money! Anywhere USA There’s tons of ways to scam people...
Sep 08, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 392
It’s ‘scam or be scammed’ here at TCB. From 90 day fiancees to cash flow generation Bryan and Krissy know binge-worthy content when they see it. TCB–it’s not for everyone Bryan’s a Labor Day Baby (1 of 2) Don’t turn your phone on at a gas pump Bryan’s bad at fake phone calls Krissy went on a 90 Day Fiance binge Bryan hates real estate scams Cash Flow Generator! How to lose money in real estate, by Bryan Green Follow every step Surprised! Amazed! Surprised! Amazed! Strong arming Grandma We learne...
Sep 06, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 391
I understand and respect that, now shut up while I CLOSE! Bryan & Krissy go from clubbing in Spain to Paul Cruz & his sales secrets. Mo Money Mo Problems Bryan reads some lovely reviews DJ Paris Hilton Bryan & Astrid went to a club in Spain Wearing sandals to the club People who invite themselves Bryan had to wear shoes to bed Paul Cruz! I understand and respect that Make ‘em dizzy, that’s how to sell! A few fell found clothes(?) Sales is the destination! Who’s the decision maker? Fe...
Sep 04, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 390
But Uncle Sam, I can't go to jail, they don't have adderall or my google docs in there! And, also, I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm a vegan. The Me Too men are trying to make a comeback Bryan’s spanish isn’t doing him any favors Sam Bankman-Fried Lack of adderall & vegan meals…what is this, JAIL?! People love money Bryan & Krissy’s Court TV It’s Paul Cruz! Of the Paul Cruz Sales Agency! Say No to the whiteboard, paul He might maybe one day make a sale The Martial Arts of S...
Sep 01, 2023•55 min•Season 4Ep. 389
From PCB to Frankie B, Bryan & Krissy are getting down and dirty, one tricep at a time. The video didn’t record for 5 Naked Days in Dublin! Scientology An ill fated vacation in Florida Spring Break in PCB Gourmet ice A Liquor Luge and a whole lot of nastiness Frankie B tells us how to get the perfect body One body part per day! No exceptions Left Tricep Thursday NO REST DAYS Punch that peen! Tax that dick! The 555 What happened to the salon suiiiiiii? Only the strong survive Frankie loves an...
Aug 30, 2023•1 hr•Season 4Ep. 388
The best dating advice of 2023? Get your nuts out on TV! Bryan & Krissy finally deliver their sauciest episode yet with Naked Attraction. What’s with people leaving dog poop in bags on the ground? Bryan’s high and mighty! Puriteens Naked Attraction! What kind of gash are you after? We love a minge The indignity of this is unmatched OAPs = Old Ass People TCB is now OAP He will chew them nipples off! You gotta pick your own minge in this life Too many plunger references He loves smiling, and a...
Aug 28, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 387
Prepare to get hard and get this mashup stuck in your head for the rest of the day... I am rectangular Puff Daddy Who's hot who's not Happy Anniversary Bryan & Astrid! Bryan was at the same restaurant as Tom Sandoval Fame is a double edged sword Bryan’s motto: open legs, open book Want PR? Call people! Send us your favorite dive bar Don't advertise your podcast on a billboard LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Wa...
Aug 25, 2023•41 min•Season 4Ep. 386
If there's a Boner Spider on the loose, always suspect the Meat Guy! Bryan & Krissy take us on a winding road from boner spiders, to shower poos, to modern love (if we can call it that). Send us dive bar recommendations Who’s putting drugs in their penis? Pooping in the shower The Australian Boner Spider Nico vs the rat Would you want to have intercourse for 7 hours straight? Waffle House Current dating show, The Cut Immediately going for the lips Get him, girl! This guy eats bear He’s got t...
Aug 23, 2023•43 min•Season 4Ep. 385
If you learn anything from this show (you won't), let it be to never take Bryan's real estate advice. If there’s one thing we’re gonna do it’s YAMMER Send us questions for Bryan’s mom Twitch streamer Kai The internet is a fad Bryan’s slow on the jump Buy high, sell low: lose money like Bryan Green! What are the hot young people doing for dating shows? The Cut The intensity! My girl can clean a chicken bone “I’m low key illiterate” It’s about my spirit, Krissy What is woke? Grunberg round 2 We’ll...
Aug 21, 2023•46 min•Season 4Ep. 384
If you think all women are hideous without makeup, I’ve got news for you, buddy...it's giving misogyny! Bryan and Krissy are never too tired for an episode of Love Connection, but this guy seems more interested in giving plumbing discounts to dads than in dating their daughters. Cleaning out the old hand computer Should Bryan & Krissy fight in blow-up sumo suits? A PPV fight with Frankie B People who make sex noises at the gym The Logan Paul fight Buffalo Wild Wings chicken nugget drama Taco...
Aug 18, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 383
It's an Ask TCB! We've got asshats, might-be lesbians, votes of confidence, listening as a couple, piggyfronting from behind, and, dammit Bryan, *sobs* leave Blue alone! Bryan fixed something for the first time Blinker fluid Toilet troubles! Thank G for Bryan’s Father-in-law Ay, Bryan! Don't be fooled by Bryan’s stupid brain Ask TCB Is Todd an asshat? Or is this just a sign of the times? Geri believes in us Krissy *shines* on stage at a dive bar Hi Darrell & Maggie! Don’t play TCB out loud–h...
Aug 16, 2023•52 min•Season 4Ep. 382
All you need to make your business successful is a C-Suite that you don't pay and 6-10 side hustles, according to Adam. But then again, he is a liar. Is Pete Davidson a love bomber? Producer Christina will do her best to find out Justin Trudeau is getting a divorce Fireside dumpster fire Bad interviewers Matchbox 20 & one of Bryan's former lovers Krissy looks wonderful! Back to Adam the Liar Other people call this a ponzi scheme Thanks for dying, Grandpa! You have to flow the web! CEO CFO CO...
Aug 14, 2023•50 min•Season 4Ep. 381
Web flow! Leads! SEO! Vague Battle Plans! That's how Adam The Liar does it at Global Corporate Holdings, which we have all definitely heard of and which is absolutely legit. What Would Frankie Do We love our truckers Phones causing trouble Are we going back to flip phones? The guy in NY who got turned into a dog (a border collie) Furbies????? Burning Man The ssssands of time Bryan’s anal about his bed (we get it, king) I’m rendering! Adam the Liar has changed his brand again John Anthony did ano...
Aug 11, 2023•55 min•Season 4Ep. 380
Bryyyyyannnn! It's your mom! No...really, it's Bryan's mom, here to give us her take on Swervin' Irving's funeral so we can find out once and for all if Bryan's lyin'! Jesus Leprosy coming back in Florida Weird meats! Human mice hybrids??? Bryan wants to be a meth dealer RIP Sinead O’Connor & Paul Reubens The Pee-wee Herman Show Masturbating in the porn cinema Listen to Irving’s funeral episode here Bryan’s Mom makes a guest appearance!! Bryan’s mom gives her take on Swerving Irving’s funera...
Aug 09, 2023•51 min•Season 4Ep. 379
From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic funeral A funeral planned by his first of three wives I cannot in good conscience give a rundown of this funeral…you just have to listen I will say it involves a runaway golf cart, emails read aloud, and a bad casket lowerer Burn Bryan to a crisp and snort him at the party Write us a eulogy for Bryan! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns...
Aug 07, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 378
Sweet, sweet Frankie...while words may elude him, he always delivers (just not always in the bedroom). What Would Frankie Do stickers! Oppenheimer Globby cocaine Traveling ketamine Hamptons doctors Can we camp in the Hamptons? Palm Beach tunnels Real Housewives Frankie B on ED He’s seen an alarming amount of soft peens Frankie says you’re insecure! We love that sexual stamma Fire your barber! Frankie’s Follicles! Buzz those nose hairs, people "Exhume" confidence LINKS: Send us show ideas, commen...
Aug 04, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 377
