It's all cocks, no aircon here at TCB! Bryan gets chased by a chicken, but discovers cock worship...could this be the most perfect video for TCB yet? Airbnb sucks! No AC, no internet, all problems Don't be a baby about being a baby Bryan gets chased by a chicken in Spain La princesa de la casa (Bryan) Mean Airbnb hosts Cock worship! Worship cock to save humanity Pass the collection cock, girl Moses parted the Semen A cock selfie?…wait no, be present Pray in tongues United Federation of Cock Wors...
Aug 02, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 376
Ah, the rituals of our time, cameras and cocaine. Just put your cameras down and pray the coke away, that's the story of Potifer after all. The european half shower Bryan’s sick of the influencers! Miranda Lambert…it’s giving crotchety Instagram spiritual gurus Alchemize in the shadows Disney adults Naked Attraction Cameras in airbnbs Vibrator emergency! Radical Dudes For Christ The Power The pray to rehab to born again pipeline Just pray the coke away! Joseph is a fruitful tree, Bryan is a dead...
Jul 31, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 375
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...a religious episode of TCB!!!! This episode goes from cone ham to marijuana cigarettes, but we really just want to know why you're so rad! Panning for podcast gold Baby Dante spares the baptized Hen Dos in Spain Ole ole ole! Ham in an ice cream cone Hi to Ham Market Joe! The Podcast Magazine interview It’s Lil’ Karl! The Power Squad (for the lord) Splittin' bricks Eye of The Lord Why are you so radical? Kids don’t go anywhere sneaky to do drugs anymore Only puss...
Jul 28, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 374
Stick it in, we're winning ten million dollars! Bryan & Krissy find a mandela effect mystery that Bryan solves! All for Gen X's trust issues... Podcast comment scams We get distracted too easily Bryan loves to cry Barbenheimer Ryan Gosling Getting addicted to ibuprofen William H. Macy Bryan’s teeth (they’re bad) A very concerning oral surgeon Bryan, please get us the best dental insurance money can buy BBJ Why Gen X doesn’t trust anyone Ed McMann & Publishers Clearing House Is Krissy Bry...
Jul 26, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 373
We’re movin’, groovin’, and poopin’ on vacation! Bryan & Krissy are back from their vacations and they have a LOT to catch up on, including Brad Grunberg, The Y Files, and a 3 question IQ test. We’re back from vacation! Astrid gives Bryan street cred (and she hates him) Ikea couples troubles Putting grills together Traveling with a partner: the ultimate test Brick gut Pooping on vacation Brad Grunberg Listen to our first and second episode about Brad Grunberg Update on the woman from Love Co...
Jul 24, 2023•47 min•Season 4Ep. 372
We're going back to something we know and love... it's Love Connection! Get yourself a good old Tennessee gal and go Black Tie Bowling, because this is going to be a fuzzy, champagne-fueled ride. Bryan & Krissy are back from vacation! Bryan’s stressed about taking the kids on a plane We found the woman from Love Connection He looks like Kris Kristofferson Bryan & Krissy giving us fake news…Kris Kristofferson is NOT dead Romance…someone who smokes and drinks Bryan swallowed a diaphragm on...
Jul 21, 2023•52 min•Season 4Ep. 371
Be authentic, sincere, and joyful in your Hardee’s recommendations, or at least fake it. That’s customer service, baby! It's Britney, bitch Bryan’s concerned Dr. Drew? Dr. Phil? Caffeine mania Everybody’s crazy, right? Britney has a new song coming out with Will.i.am (but Bryan and Krissy don’t know that yet) Krissy and Britney are buds… Web.3 A Hardee’s training video One customer at a time The service…phenomenal Bungee jumping, sex in water, and Taco Bell are for The Youth! PULL UP I want to g...
Jul 19, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 370
Bryan & Krissy take a rambling road down memory lane via food, Jam Land, and the lottery. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m hungry for an Awesome Blossom… Astrid is ON IT! She’s in charge of the food and Bryan’s ruining it Homemade vs boxed mac n cheese Ina Garten A jaeger-ater on your back porch? Jam Land! Bryan: he can’t cook, he can’t bake, he can’t jam! How do you tell someone you don’t like their food? Bryan’s melting grill A sushi system Scammin' the lotto Everyone in America has been ...
Jul 17, 2023•45 min•Season 4Ep. 369
We’ve got a follow up to Episode 367, and it turns out, Bryan hit the nail on the head with old Bus Station Brad! Back to Brad The Virgin Bryan was right! A Tale of Two Grunbergs Brad Grunberg’s filmography The scientology sitch Dancewear sales to ping pong champ Brad’s looking for that next innuendo It’s hard to say hi! Audiences in the 80s were easily impressed Becky and her necky Brad Cocktail Christie My cock, your tail Got any ranch? Brad did actually put some of this on his instagram a few...
Jul 14, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 368
Bryan & Krissy watch one of the most mystifying Love Connections yet, where Brad VanBurgenstern, the virgin, takes his date to some very suspicious places because, as he says, "the night is still in diapers, babe." The oldest dog in the world is 31! Bryan’s history of strange neighbors (and parrots) Don’t stick your fingers near the birds! Birds of a feather flock together… Love Connection (for hot girl summer) Show a little knee Dancewear Sales This guy is a wild one I’m ugly, I’m a virgin,...
Jul 12, 2023•50 min•Season 4Ep. 367
Hey girl, Carl wants you to join Christian Cocks for Christ so he doesn't have to preach on a full dick anymore... Taylor Swift Her dad made 15 million on the sale of her catalog He supposedly didn't know this The Green Boys stay scammin' The Spreadsheet Would you rather be ridiculously rich for a decade or comfortable for the rest of your life? Lifestyle creep Poor PTSD The money sending guys on tiktok Hey girl, Carl’s still full of shit Two penises in the shape of a cross, that's Cocks for Chr...
Jul 10, 2023•48 min•Season 4Ep. 366
Naughty, naughty boys! Bryan & Krissy return to a classic, Blind Date in 1999, and these men are gonna punish their date (not in a fun way)... A violent threesome The age of sexual exploration A true story of a threesome Bryan had with 2 models Vanna White Blind Date Go Cilla! Bryan sets the scene… An homage to Austin Powers Bryan makes an embarrassing assumption A Scouse, its a type of animal (a Liverpuddlian) You live and breathe clubs dont ya Dating Naked/Naked Attraction Extra sweets for...
Jul 07, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 365
Should we maybe not disturb Nana's eternal rest? Eh, who cares, we're GHOST HUNTIN'! Bryan & Krissy dive into aliens, conspiracy theories, and, of course, ghost hunters on this episode of TCB. The Y Files We believe in aliens, but we don’t believe the kooks we watch The Wackadoo Network Whistleblowers Oliver Stone & his delusions Bryan’s conspiracy theories The lady who woke up…in her casket Sensory deprivation tanks Ghost Hunters!!! Bryan gets beep happy (apologies from audio producer C...
Jul 05, 2023•54 min•Season 4Ep. 364
The follicles have spoken, and they do NOT want to be put back on Frankie's head! Somebody help them! AAAAAAALIEEEEEEENS Dirty Phil from ITV! TCB Minus Baby Dante Tickle my taint sir! All the pervs in hollywood and the news Frankie B on hair transplants Who’s wearing baseball cap to fancy places? mAN, he’s got a full head of hair! A former girlfriend gave him a complex Billboards…they work! Step by step A lengthy process…two whole days Did this follicle live? Only the professionals know… There's...
Jul 03, 2023•55 min•Season 4Ep. 363
If you're a spirit trying to talk to Theresa, you better get in line and follow directions! For someone who never gives a clear answer, she sure seems to have some clear requirements for poor old Spirit. Scandoval Once again, Bryan’s Scandoval info is incorrect Bryan’s tiktok algorithm is exposing him! Hot girls taking baths in milk and cereal? Bryan had salmonella for 3 weeks Fleetwood Mac Drugs! Community! Krissy & her test kitchen The brown acid Theresa & Barb continue! It’s a week of...
Jun 30, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 362
Bryan & Krissy are back trying to make sense of Theresa Caputo's many, many lies. And, Barbara Corcoran just can't get away from Theresa's wig. Skatetown, USA Patrick Swayze & Scott Baio The greatest story ever rolled… Should we watch Skatetown together on YouTube? Theresa Caputo & Barbara Corcoran She’s so honest… Spirits might exist, but Theresa is a liar She was on Dr.Oz, who is definitely legit Ol’ namedropping Theresa Her brain is flatlining What about the bad guy? Barbara is de...
Jun 28, 2023•47 min•Season 4Ep. 361
She's got big hair and a bigger sac...Theresa's back and she's certified SAC! Um, Spiritual Awareness Class certified, that is. Bryan has to get a new car The blinker fluid blues Car Mom is the best If you ride with Bryan you’re sitting in a car seat Big sticks and small sticks Radio technology! In a limo! 96.7 The Legend Bryan used to call his mom from the radio station Ask Bryan’s Mom Theresa Caputo being interviewed by Barbara Corcoran She’s got a microphone in her hair…yeah yeah yeah It look...
Jun 26, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 360
Bryan takes us on a winding journey through a Choose Your Own Adventure that was born in the hellscape that is his mind... Vending machines for clean pipes, needles, and narcan Decriminalize it all! When you tell somebody they can’t, that’s all they want to do Secret Southern Burning Man Festival Bryan went and wore a kilt with no knickers, as is tradition Don’t drink anyone's magic water Do your thing, and don’t harm anyone AI is getting scary Would you rather, as given to us by AI It’s a Choos...
Jun 23, 2023•52 min•Season 4Ep. 359
Get up, milk me, make my breakfast, and vacuum for the Lord! You'd think you weren't a complementarian, and I can't have that as a wife! Bryan’s talking airplanes again People who are too eager to help Bryan’s a nice person, but DON’T talk to him on a plane Don't bother people on airplanes! And don't make a mess in the bathroom Hypocritical bohemians Bryan's going on vacation thank god God told me to tell you to shut up 7 tips on how to get a submissive wife Are you complementarian? God bless Ca...
Jun 21, 2023•57 min•Season 4Ep. 358
Baby, shut your mouth and walk with God, dammit! Bryan & Krissy do a deep dive into the world of submissive Christian wives, and they learn how to lead a rebellious wife. Senior pranks gone wrong Teens doing mean things Bryan went to space camp Getting high on pixie stix Karma is gonna get Bryan via his children Twisting religion to your personal whims Bang bang!!! Submissive Christian wives How To Lead a Rebellious Wife The Bible is easily twisted This guy is definitely part of a men’s grou...
Jun 19, 2023•47 min•Season 4Ep. 357
Give this guy an industrial strength fishing rod, because he needs to reel it in! No smooching before marriage, or you're gonna get the bang bang penis explosion. Al Pacino: 83 and having a baby Bryan’s in the Old Dads Club, but he’s not THAT old! They might not know their dad, but they can watch Scarface Bryan is more similar to the Bama girls than he realizes Chronic overpackers Flights are always full now! What are your dating rules? You can’t marry someone without sleeping with them first, r...
Jun 16, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 356
The Podcast Machine, Bama rush, and...cheesy potatoes? Bryan & Krissy truly cover it all in this episode! HBO Max aka MAX is triflin! We need more seasons Bama rush & Bama rush tiktok #justenough The Machine The Podcast Machine TCB’s target demographic is, of course, sorority girls Bryan went to a Clemson game He met a game day genie Who cut the sleeves off? Bryan went to one of the best restaurants in the world The history of the rainforest cafe Bangers and Mash, the detective show Brya...
Jun 14, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 355
Bryan finds himself amongst the plebes on an international flight, but Krissy gives him a hot travel tip. Phil from ITV has left the building The UK feels like home to Bryan King Bryan of TCB and his cardboard fort Bryan went to London The London Podcast Show Type D TCB has an agent! We love Matt! Thank you to AdvertiseCast Bryan is irresistible, irreplaceable, and irrepressible? Krissy orders three vodkas on an airplane Bryan was too good for the tube & played himself Which side of the stre...
Jun 12, 2023•52 min•Ep. 353
From Pluto to Mars, that's a Straightline Win Win Certified Close! Bryan & Krissy return to Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method. Whats the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten? Live octopus, beef heart, raw chicken Just…don’t listen to the first 10 minutes of this episode if you are eating World’s biggest testicles Breakup convos Quiet dumping Bring back The Tripod of Sales! Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method The Straight-Line Method thirty seven other steps The Wolf of Wall Stre...
Jun 09, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 353
Every 26 year old cam girl wants to ride around on the back of her man's Hoveround, right ladies? Right?! RIGHT?!?! Ask TCB! Age gap relationships Bryan & Krissy give their advice on this age gap Generational differences Bryan has had a bit of a sordid dating history! Someone left something in the tanning booth… A gold digging couple we covered back in season 3 returns on a new show A 26 year old model and 54 year old retired child star In John Anthony terms, they're a hard 8 and a soft 2 Br...
Jun 07, 2023•56 min•Season 4Ep. 352
Isolate, escalate, PULL! That's how John Anthony Lifestyle wants YOU to get BITCHES! TCB reviews the rest of John Anthony reviewing (creepily laughing at) Adam Lyons' PUA video. International travel with 3-12 children Swapping seats on the plane People are the worst! 'Reports' are fake TCB reviews John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam the Liar The enemy of our enemy is our friend…for now LOCK IN Who is Todd?! He’s adding in his own laugh! Isolate, escalate, PULL It’s an MLM for pussy Bad Bitch P...
Jun 05, 2023•44 min•Season 4Ep. 351
At TCB, we love a pick up artist, and we got ourselves a gift from God. It's John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam The Liar! the everything shower Who has the time for that kind of shower? Dead To Me Lifetime shows Married at First Sight UK & AU Scandoval Tom Sandoval is the #1 Ass Hat and has a shitty band PUA takedown John Anthony Lifestyle critiquing Adam The Liar Is John Anthony doing coke in his intro? Adam Lyons…or Adam’s Lying Jewelry and a tank top vs a red streak of hair Producer Ch...
Jun 02, 2023•55 min•Season 4Ep. 350
Frankie continues telling men how to amp up their dating profiles with key elements: bowling, restaurants, and of course, working out 6 days a week...and NO NUDIES! You heard it here LAST Meghan Markle conspiracies The birds! We’re gonna start our own conspiracy theory Back to Frankie B’s dating app tips for men You know ladies & their attention spans… As usual, he’s taking it too far Full body shots ONLY Nothing more disturbing than hearing Frankie say “nudies” You like restaurants? Don't f...
May 31, 2023•40 min•Season 4Ep. 349
There are three things you'll need to succeed on the dating app sites: an overcoat, slacks, and a stack of hundreds. Bryan & Krissy get into Frankie B's dating app site tips for men... Club TCB Old drugs vs new drugs Extreme hoarders A story about roaches Bryan got PRANKED Devon the Ding Dong Dick Dark Dork The baggage of being human Bryan only goes to therapy so that someone can keep his secrets Another spurt of Frankie B! Frankie is using randomly placed transition noises Is meeting people...
May 29, 2023•51 min•Season 4Ep. 348
Kinks...they're all well and good, until you're submissive all day every day! Bryan & Krissy watch their most controversial video yet, featuring a very "traditional" couple. Sometimes we miss the aaaaaaliens! T Swift making billions as usual Bryan remixes an old taylor song He doesn’t know her dating history (how???) For those who want facts, here is Taylor Swift’s *supposed* dating history (in order): Joe Jonas, Lucas Till, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer (creepy), Jake Gyllenhaal (hate), Connor...
May 26, 2023•42 min•Season 4Ep. 347
