Teen years are a fraught time full of dating, break-ups, hormones, and...coupons? TCB has found the Teenage Coupon King of Ohio, and honestly, he needs to relax. We’ve got a new King! The next logical step for Harry is to air his grievances on TCB! Tipping has gone too far Only tip badly behind Bryan’s back! We’re in a strange economic time Extreme Couponers Just so everyone knows, Bryan isn't watching this in prime time TCB: The Coupon Break The Teenage Coupon King 90% savings He's going to sch...
May 24, 2023•47 min•Season 4Ep. 346
Bryan & Krissy go from number of lovers, to marriage, to pegging, to research, to Amish, to pornstar, to preacher, to hope in this episode. Feels like whiplash...and not the porn kind. A controversial research study Compared to people nowadays, Bryan’s vanilla as hell! Bryan’s a financial dominatrix foot model who wants to get pegged You might long for what you don’t have, but you might have chosen wrong Bryan can’t remember Esther Perel’s name Krissy Hoadley: Nympho There was a correlation ...
May 22, 2023•51 min•Season 4Ep. 345
Want to drain your bank account and get off on it? Lucky for you, there's a woman out there who'll help you! We're in the Wild, Wild West of financial domination, and ITV investigates. Why do we say BYEEEE? A woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony Being a 16 year old saxophone player is lame, but being a 30 year old saxophone player is cool Financial Domination Bryan was once told he has pretty feet ITV interviews a financial dominatrix Maybe we can get someone to bankroll TCB... Being a F...
May 19, 2023•46 min•Season 4Ep. 344
Adam Lyons the Liar leads lads into his lion's lair to get laid by lovely ladies... WTF is up with the Met Gala? Jared Leto went full Furby Steven Tyler is getting sued This is an extremely fucked up story… Bryan sets the record straight about Taylor Swift Taylor Swift’s cat’s instagram is worth $97 million Blue needs to get in on the IG game @BadBlue/@WorldsWorstDog/@BadBitchBlue Is Bryan's baby Miranda secretly a Boss Baby? Bryan’s ready for women to take over PUAs! Will we ever get the detail...
May 17, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 343
Ah, romance...with yourself? Bryan & Krissy get into an ITV interview with an Atlanta woman who married herself. Sounds like an ass cream cone to me! Bryan is sick and gross and we are sorry Our lives revolve around pollen Pollen: it’s in your car, your ass, and your nose Crotch Rot, it’s a scientific thing! We have the best listeners in the world! Astrid keeps it real Ask TCB How do you handle a friend who is cheating? Ass Cream Cone If you cheat on Bryan, he’ll be going to the tanning bed ...
May 15, 2023•50 min•Season 4Ep. 342
TCB takes us back to a land before time...The Jerry Springer Show! Miranda doesn't want Perry's PP anymore. She wants TJ! Fucking him is hard work, but at least it's exciting. It's a pollen superstorm in the South Jerry Springer has passed away (you heard it here last) Bryan takes us back to summer of '87 The origins of Jerry Springer “I Just Married My Horse” Bryan had friends on Jerry Springer He also wanted to be on The Real World and a sketchy reality radio show Bryan has a story reminiscent...
May 12, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 341
He's got guns, an ex-wife, AND a kitten? That's what we call a DHB spike...because I Do Have Boner! Hambone & Hoadley--I mean Bryan & Krissy--get advice from Bravo, who is "the shit" at telling stories. Hambone & Hoadley! TCB, violating policies everywhere! Daisy of Love… Bryan’s history of MTV & VH1 Secret Princes The princes find love in Atlanta Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work out for any of them Lord & Lady of TCB How do you pick up women when you don't have a title? Anothe...
May 10, 2023•52 min•Season 4Ep. 340
Bark! Bark! Bark! Is that your wife calling you? Bryan & Krissy find a woman who acts like a dog, but they wonder if they've been hoodwinked... 21 EPMs! A man caused unnecessary suffering to a seagull This man is a menace! Have you ever been caught masturbating? Bryan spills the tea… “Long Shower Bryan” Sex Ed at Catholic school was, unsurprisingly, terrible Bryan found a woman who acts like a dog She’s dealing with some harsh judgment... She ain't hurting anyone! She begs for food at the ta...
May 08, 2023•43 min•Season 4Ep. 339
On the One Long Day in Finland, all the step-siblings get together...? Bryan & Krissy hear from two step-siblings that got married (and are from two extremely hot families). Pete Davidson crashed his car into a house! Melania and Pete? Our listeners are smartasses... What’s the meet the family mark? Ask TCB! Bryan reads a messy listener story Lies are a no go! Bryan is a man of few words… This show is not for everyone (in our families) TW: Bryan says ‘panties’ A Finnish step-brother and step...
May 05, 2023•45 min•Season 4Ep. 338
The AIMS Team (Appalachain Investigators of Mysterious Sightings) will get you the home of your dreams, monster-free! TCB is back with another episode of thrilling and chilling Mountain Monsters...plus some glowsticks. AI is already messing things up in real life Baby Dante the Demon Baby returns Fake kidnappings, fake influencers, fake Drake TCB will *never* be AI! (unless someone pays us enough) Who uses facebook anymore? Mark is listening Krissy’s tag was expired for 7 months Mountain Monster...
May 03, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 337
For only $10,000 a month plus $499.99 shipping and handling, you, too, can get unlimited shitty furniture from Direct Buy! Act NOW! Don’t call Bryan boss! Octo-mom...where are they now? Jon & Kate Plus 8 Questionable chicken, boxed potatoes, & hamburger helper Darcey & Stacey or the TLC twins? COD, the second worst idea ever TCB watches a Direct Buy Infomercial of years past Become a furniture insider! No need to worry anymore, you can be on the inside! Just a one time payment... Dir...
May 01, 2023•45 min•Season 4Ep. 336
Bryan & Krissy finish Frankie's dating app how-to's AND get into The Love Trap! Together...it's The Frankie Trap. We're back into Frankie B’s dating app tips for women Not a Nudie! Dating Frankie is the opposite of Love Is Blind: Love is Terrible No bikinis…wait, actually I love that If you have to say I'm not being mean…you probably are He hates when they say they’re not looking for a hookup! Back to you, Frank! Frankie is angry at women! Frankie, Executive Producer of The Love Trap Nelly, ...
Apr 28, 2023•50 min•Season 4Ep. 335
Frankie B...he's the king of 'dating site apps' and the king of relationships, even when he's not in one! He returns to TCB with a misogynistic list of things women sould and should not do on dating apps, and not a shred of it makes sense. Release the Kraken! Krissy is a Below Deck girl Andy Cohen: made in a petri dish for Bravo TCB SuperYacht Frankie B wants to help us optimize our dating apps Whats below you? Not getting laid… "Dating site apps" Frankie hates ponytails! ROLL BACK THE TAPES Gar...
Apr 26, 2023•45 min•Season 4Ep. 334
John Anthony from JA Lifestyle is about as smart as a hammer. During this episode of TCB the gang breaks down JA's steps to getting yet ANOTHER confirmed pull with a threesome. John suggests you isolate your target. Bryan points out just how dumb he sounds and Krissy rates his looks as a pain level 5! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoa...
Apr 24, 2023•52 min•Season 4Ep. 333
What happens when you wear a cowboy hat and a Banana Republic button down? Automatic threesome. Krissy saw Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in theaters Old people things (cable) Save Ferris Ione Skye… I mean Mia Sara TCB found a new pick up artist to tell us about threesomes The four secret signs that your innocent girl is a freak in the sheets... Make all your fantasies come true! Sexual comfort, the phrase of the video winthatgirl.com, sounds legit! She can’t be the jealous type and she has to be youn...
Apr 21, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 332
Bryan & Krissy get into the rest of Frankie B's secrets to health and wealth, and boy does he deliver. If you invest 350k into Frankie's Salon Suisse, he'll make you 100k back! Now that's true wealth. The vibes in your early twenties are suss at best Who doesn't have time to clean roaches out of their toilet? Bounce a quarter of weed off that bed in the morning! Bryan is obsessed with Love is Blind Bryan’s daughter is obsessed with My 600 Pound Life Kids say the darndest things Frankie’s key...
Apr 19, 2023•55 min•Season 4Ep. 331
TCB brings back dear old Frankie B to give us tips on health and wealth. Frankie Bing invented Microsoft while eating tuna eggs at 3:45 in the morning at the gym, and YOU CAN TOO! Jeremy Renner has fucked Bryan up for life Bryan wants to swaddle himself in bubble wrap Shauna Rae’s relationship didn’t last Her love life is doomed :( Is it frowned upon to work while high in a state where weed is legal? Should Bryan & Krissy do a dibbity dab episode? Frankie B’s daily routine! He’s giving us th...
Apr 17, 2023•48 min•Season 4Ep. 330
From Marlon and his sugar mama to Iris and Mohammed, love is everywhere. What's getting these pairs together? Forget personality, all you really need is that GK! General knowledge, that is, not "ge ne sais kuoi." Don’t get your news from TCB The Great Gander Treaty of 2023 Journaling makes you a better man Marlon update! Marlon has a messy past, but he’s trying new things You have to be careful with clothing optional resorts Bryan’s Ball Air makes a return Krissy got kicked out of a strip club I...
Apr 14, 2023•56 min•Season 4Ep. 329
What's the Dalai Lama drinking these days? Bud Lightenment, baby. Bryan tells Krissy about the Dalai Lama Drama, and later they get into some questionable Ask TCBs. Bryan has no creative vision! The Dalai Lama Drama Bud Lightenment The Dalai Lama asked a child to do WHAT?! Commercial Break Calls for New Dalai Llama! Against all advice, Bryan watched Love Is Blind No more 20 year olds on dating shows! Krissy isn’t keeping up with the notebook... Brother Husbands doesn’t work...because men are foo...
Apr 12, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 328
There are Chicken Girls and there are Steak Girls, and you better not get it mixed up! Bryan & Krissy go deep into the annals of Blind Date UK to find a match made in the Maldives... A new invention gives a whole new meaning to Kiss Me Thru The Phone We gotta start fucking! AI: it’s a lot like farts. Someone please send Bryan a Fleshlight Bryan loves a good dating show! Bryan & Krissy are doing their own show… not in Tulum TCB gets into Blind Date Bryan & Krissy cannot understand an ...
Apr 10, 2023•56 min•Season 4Ep. 327
Bryan & Krissy might not be able to get to the videos they intend to...but they do have a lot to say about modern dating shows! The Bachelor, Season 185: Boring Girls, Troublemakers, and an Idiot. Bryan's Irish Goodbyes are deeply at odds with the culture he has married into Blue, the dog Bryan secretly loves, has to get knee surgery Are our dogs over-medicated? Please don’t call PETA on Bryan! What is it about British people that just gives them a leg up? Amsterdam says No More British Men!...
Apr 07, 2023•54 min•Season 4Ep. 326
Bryan & Krissy watch one of Kenny Copeland's mind twisting sermons. They're like hostage negotiation...for your wallet! Bryan’s mom has had a dramatic time at Shady Pines Bryan discovers misophonia and realizes he has Blue-ophonia What can cure this? Prayer? A lady on tiktok who lost her toes says that they have grown back after she prayed Joel Osteen makes 54 million dollars a year & has a 70,000 sqft home Let’s just stop giving them so much money! Kenny Copeland talks about the laws of...
Apr 05, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 325
Two wives, two kids, and no jealousy. That's how Adam The Polygamist Liar rolls! Bryan & Krissy experience two of their favorite things: Adam The Liar and ITV! TCB, the little podcast that could It’s all about giving out the giggles Thank you to our listeners! Hey boss never means anything good... Are podcasters rich? Africa is breaking in half! Bryan imagines saving the earth with his ass cloth It’s Adam the Liar! He changes his schtick every year Now he is the foremost expert on successful...
Apr 03, 2023•51 min•Season 4Ep. 324
Jim Bakker really doesn't know how to apologize to poor Tammy Sue. Bryan & Krissy wonder if that is because of who he is or the anal diesel therapy they gave him in all seven prisons he was in... Cocaine! What movie scarred you for life? Bryan has been scarred by the preview for a new show It features Rory Caulkin’s massive penis Nothing like a dick smushed against a bowl of strawberries Let’s talk fucked up families Jim Bakker, the scammer of all scammers Tammy Faye → Tammy Sue Sorry for me...
Mar 31, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 323
You may not know it, but you'll definitely (not) love it, it's a Smoky Blumpkin! Is this what Bryan really thinks third base is? The world may never know... AI (via Bryan) is curing cancer now Bryan’s AI boyfriend is very clingy TCB learns about Borgs It's all about that PR: Purge & Return Women are outdrinking men for the first time in history! 3rd base for Bryan is a Smoky Blumpkin A simple solution to binge drinking: just don’t put alcohol in your borg! Do men know how to wipe properly? B...
Mar 29, 2023•50 min•Season 4Ep. 322
If your first cousin has a baby with your other first cousin, does that make the baby your second cousin, once put back? Bryan & Krissy take on the rest of the Cousin Fuckers on their quest for acceptance, from both the state and Cousin Kathy, who will henceforth be known as the cousin of the incest cousins. The TCB intro song is, in fact, jammy! Once again, cocaine! Do you wipe your ass? If so, how? The ever present fight: Bryan vs Poop One woman on tiktok is getting rid of toilet paper in ...
Mar 27, 2023•54 min•Season 4Ep. 321
Bryan's not afraid to say it...he is against cousin-fucking! When all else fails, block those cousin-fuckers from the family facebook page. My left foot foots? TCB has finally made it, because we’re getting spammed by Russian troll farms! The Evolution of Trolls Bryan & Krissy had a messy trip to Costa Rica in 2013 Krissy, rum, and a lovely conversation with the police The racoons ate Krissy’s birthday cake! Would you marry your cousin? Bryan found a documentary on two first cousins who are ...
Mar 24, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 320
Bryan's found himself a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B! He might not be able to engage in rim jobs, but he can definitely hit us with the zingers. How many people will you meet in your lifetime? There are lots of lonely people in this world Just make friends with AI What the hell is gooning? New TLC show: The Goon House The new TCB studio is actually just for Bryan to goon in TCB has a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B Fakey B wants to show Bryan how he would give him a rim job Fakey B is eerily ...
Mar 22, 2023•43 min•Season 4Ep. 319
Nothing screams 'cool and chill' like a hundred year old well that's maybe a portal to hell! Bryan & Krissy assess the ghostly situation at Bobby Mackey's and find that the best response to anyone talking about their hell portal is "huh, interesting". Hambone & Hoadley in the morning? It’s girl Scout Cookie Szn, and Bryan's not allowed around anybody else's cookies! He needs his Taggies! Krissy & Bryan are both guilty of spending money on vinyl Bryan reveals he spent an absurd amount...
Mar 20, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 318
Down with the podcast bros and up with AI porn? Bryan & Krissy wonder about the future of our world and Bryan's future in AI porn. Ever bought drugs out of an ice cream truck? Down with the podcast bros? TCB is back with more AI talk! Ai porn Is this the end of porn as we know it? Maybe, but TCB will be selling Bryan & Krissy pictures for your porn needs AI is just santa’s elves working away Tiktok is ruining conveyer belt sushi Krissy tells us the best way to crack an egg Patchouli…best...
Mar 17, 2023•54 min•Season 4Ep. 317
