There are so many ways to have a relationship. Poly is just one of them. But one Poly family calls themselves a "Closed Quad" prompting TCB to take a deeper look. Turns out the "Closed Quad" won't tell their children whose father is who....we smell a Maury appearance. Bryan and Krissy are reading a lot about hot teachers sleeping with students Is sleeping with the "professor" still a thing? Teacher of The Year turns out not to be so good at her job MILF Manor is a show you can watch...if you can...
Mar 15, 2023•47 min•Season 4Ep. 316
O'Shagahans.. it might not be the best hotel in Vegas, but it sure is the most confusing! Bryan goes on a business trip to Vegas and wins big in an unexpected way. Bryan goes to Vegas! TCB is once again fighting on the front lines for airport ettiquette Bryan makes some interesting acquaintances on his flight.. When in Vegas, take a trip to an empty weed store Bryan goes to the “Casino” restaurant! Best food ever, even with the italian gangsters lurking in the corner Vegas is the true 24 hour ci...
Mar 13, 2023•50 min•Season 4Ep. 315
What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo. Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China Just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a thing with Theresa Caputo Bryan explains TCB’s historical beef with Theresa She is definitey using audience plants Theresa's got a million ghosty pals Let's get piggyfronting! Br...
Mar 10, 2023•48 min•Season 4Ep. 314
Bryan & Krissy go back to East East Tennessee to watch Mountain Monsters hunt down the mysterious Smoke Wolves! It's been a minute, but Mountain Monsters doesn't disappoint, even if we can hardly understand what they are saying. Has Bryan found a worse podcast than TCB? One of the hosts is a bigfoot hunter! It's just TCB with a southern accent Mountain Monsters is back! They’re on the hunt for Smoke Wolves armed with only a can of gasoline Start a raging fire in the middle of the Tennessee w...
Mar 08, 2023•45 min•Season 4Ep. 313
Bryan & Krissy get back to their roots to discuss Marlon and his *former* Sugar Mama, strip clubs, and Pete Davidson. Marlon's Sugar Mama is no more Dating an older person does have its benefits...those walkers are great for fucking! Break up jealousy is real! Bryan still loves Jason Momoa, even if he were banging Bryan's ex. Bryan was once down so bad that he took Krissy’s car in the middle of Bonnaroo to go see a girl he wasn't even dating He missed half of Radiohead and didn't even get la...
Mar 06, 2023•54 min•Season 4Ep. 312
Believe it or not, being able to sing karaoke while receiving a hand job is a talent! They know all about it in Japan, and Bryan gives Krissy the scoop on Tekoki Karaoke. Later, TCB breaks out one of Bryan's old McDonald's training videos. 21 EPMs Everything’s phallic here at TCB! Where in the world is Chopper Johnson? What exactly is Tekoki Karaoke? Bryan wishes we could bring this to the US #ProstateHealth The sanitization standards for a show like this are very confusing If you can’t ask peop...
Mar 03, 2023•1 hr•Season 4Ep. 311
Nothing like hanging a little BA on a first date! The Love Connection provides again, giving Bryan & Krissy plenty of bare ass, ball air, and G-strings to discuss. Bryan’s new TLC obsession: Extreme Sisters These women take being twins way too seriously They have a shared boyfriend who must have sex with them together, 4 pumps a pop! Marlon update: they’re done! Once you hit that 9 month mark, things start to change... TCB gets back into The Love Connection This guy looks like a serial kille...
Mar 01, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 310
With restaurants, it's all about the secret sauce: food, service, atmosphere, and the coke dealer at the end of the bar. Bryan & Krissy know all about it, and Bryan gives us the rundown on his latest Atlanta restaurant experience. Bryan realizes TCB will soon be a source of embarrassment for his son. The average penis size has increased by 30% Will this eventually put us in the metaverse? February is Krissy’s time to show up to TCB intoxicated! Bryan thinks Valentines day is a scam Are Bryan...
Feb 27, 2023•45 min•Season 4Ep. 309
Bryan, Krissy, & Jim Bakker, our resident tech expert, go down the AI rabbit hole. ChatGPT might not be able to figure out what TCB is, but according to Jim, it's already under our skin creating a human robotic person! AI is here to take over the world From the AT&T answering service to ChatGPT, it's everywhere. AI could make its own version of The Commercial Break…but how hard is that? Bryan has already been banned from ChatGPT Chat GPT still doesn’t know what TCB is! Chat GPT may start...
Feb 24, 2023•48 min•Season 4Ep. 308
Bryan and Krissy get deeper into John Anthony Lifestyle's threesome pulling techniques, and boy does he deliver! Turns out, all you need is an extremely hot Brazilian girlfriend to start kissing your third and you're in! John Anthony Lifestyle continues his threesome teaching moment Lucky for us, he offers a 30 minute coaching session Comment on a girl’s appearance, get her number, invite her to a barbecue, and you’re having a threesome! Brazil is learning SO much from John Anthony… Nothing like...
Feb 22, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 307
Ever wanted a threesome? Of course, but someone is always going to feel left out. Fortunately Bryan & Krissy have found John Anthony Lifestyle to teach us about pulling threesomes. He can get 'em anywhere, even...the mall? All of our TCB listeners are trying to fuck more than one person at a time! Bryan paints a picture of his band's first show (besides the retirement home) Goth girls bring you nothing but trouble, Megan Fox included! Bryan’s so excited about Eric Andre and Emily Ratajkowski...
Feb 20, 2023•57 min•Season 4Ep. 306
Bryan & Krissy know ALL about being each other's work-spouse, and after this many years there's just no escape. Almost everyone has a work-spouse, but it's not always as easy as Bryan & Krissy make it seem, and the people take to tiktok to air out their grievances! It's all fun and games until you introduce yourself as "the other love of his life" to your work husband's *actual wife.* TCB relives their work wife-work husband history. An ask TCB brought this back to the forefront…thanks K...
Feb 17, 2023•51 min•Season 4Ep. 305
Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their very professional career in sales, and bring back an old favorite: Paul Cruz! Pauly P introduces us to the "tripod of sales," which really feels more like a triangle. Groucho Marx makes an appearance on TCB Bryan & Krissy are blown away by technology! TCB relives their chaotic Clear Channel days. A nurse in Germany was so hungover that they gave patients extra drugs and ended up killing two people Hoadley takes us back to her hotel impossible days The tr...
Feb 15, 2023•52 min•Season 4Ep. 304
Is there something lacking in your sex life? Maybe it’s mind-gasms! TCB answers an Ask TCB and gets into the ITV special on having orgasms by just thinking about them. Bryan & Krissy question the ITV presenters' motives. Bryan believes the Juggalos are his people and they share a favorite sit-com! If you’ve never had an orgasm with your partner…could you get over it? A TCB listener faces this struggle. Sister husbands or YBryan3000 may cum in handy. It’s 2023, it’s time to get on board with ...
Feb 13, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 303
Give your preacher your money and all your problems will be solved...right? TCB takes on the prosperity preachers once again, but this time they learn that there's more to these preachers than just money. They're all about that Upper Midwest Faith Explosion! What, you might ask, is exploding at this shindig? Only experience will tell... Bryan teaches his children that he made this earth, and he rules with an iron fist. Keith Moore is the world's biggest scammer. Shockingly, you can spread the wo...
Feb 10, 2023•54 min•Season 4Ep. 302
It's clear that most people have $350K laying around waiting for a purpose. Frankie B here is to take that money and put it to good work! He's invented a way to make money while you watch football without doing any work. His patented Salon Suiis System is going to change your life. He is SURE of it. Just ask him. The never ending episode train has started down the tracks The uvula is annoying...and TCB has one Blue is acting out, again! Henry Fonda makes his triumphant return to TCB Henry is rea...
Feb 08, 2023•48 min•Season 4Ep. 301
It's probably news to every TCB listener that Dr. Phil endorsed the podcast! TCB was young and it needed the press. As the new season starts Bryan breaks out an old ad the good doctor read for The Commercial Break. And it worked! Bryan & Krissy wonder...what's up with the TCB audience?? Season #4 is here! Dr. Phil is retiring after 30 years of daytime TV Dr. Phil is a cow doctor The Commercial Break once paid the TV doctor to do an endorsement Bryan's mom is finally proud of her son! Who is ...
Feb 06, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 300
Bryan & Krissy are back with new episodes on Monday Feb 6th 2023 for TCB Season #4! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/priv...
Feb 03, 2023•3 min•Season 3Ep. 299
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Frankie B is in the kitchen cooking up....actually, no one is quite sure! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listen...
Feb 01, 2023•40 min•Season 3Ep. 298
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Bryan & Krissy meet Adam Lyons for the first time via his course on how to make your social profile a perfect 10! EP297: Adam The Liar! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Prod...
Jan 30, 2023•43 min•Season 3Ep. 297
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Bryan & Krissy review a clip that birthed a thousand noise complaints. It's the aliens...because, of course it is! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Pr...
Jan 27, 2023•28 min•Season 3Ep. 296
Bryan & Krissy are preparing for Season 4 (coming Feb 6th, 2023). So audio editor Christina rounds up some listener requested clips. TCB loves a good love story. Especially when that love story includes a Ghost F&%ker! On this "Best Of" Bryan and Krissy review a clip from ITV involving a woman and her ghost lover! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Gree...
Jan 25, 2023•28 min•Season 3Ep. 295
Bryan & Krissy leave Producer Christina in charge while they get ready for Season4. On this best of clip: Krissy had an early taste of fame when Hotel Impossible came knowing on her door! As one can imagine...it was a total sh%tshow! Let's all review this clip from EP148. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A...
Jan 23, 2023•35 min•Season 3Ep. 294
Adam The Liar is scoring himself a perfect 10! Well....he's really a 5.7. But he goes on the campaign trail to improve that score to 10! By bribing and manipulating a website that scores your looks Adam has figured out to increase that attractiveness. TCB reviews Part 2 of Adam shamelessly teaching us how to lie are way to a Perfect 5.7! Warner Bros shelves BatGirl Peak TV has reached its peak Can anyone look at Will Smith the same way again? Adam Levine has the WORST game Adam The Liar is back ...
Jan 20, 2023•56 min•Season 3Ep. 293
Adam the liar taught us how to lie in an effort to make the perfect Insta profile, he told us yo move to another country to impress he ladies and now he is back a very sped up pick up artist! Is he? Isn't he a coke bro? It's your call to make as TCB reviews a clip from Adam Lyons. Prince Harry got boring real quick Brother are ALWAYS beating each other up Paris, Brittney and Harry walk into a club.... DJs...WTF? Tomorrowland is a joke EDM festival goes wrong Bryan has a strip club fluffer NFT pr...
Jan 18, 2023•50 min•Season 3Ep. 292
In part of 2 of the prosperity preaching clips, TCB hears from one of the preachers making a REALLY good living scamming his congregation. Bob the preacher is telling you..."If you need money...just CLAIM it! It shall be yours under the lord". Wow....what a life! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: G...
Jan 16, 2023•48 min•Season 3Ep. 291
Prosperity preachers are a unique brand of con-man (woman). They scam you out of your money legally, while claiming the Bible told them to do it. Then they get to write it all off on their taxes. What a charmed life! TCB reviews a preacher who is so good at the scam he has the congregants saying "Oh...that is so GOOD!" Krissy & Bryan are had a lame NYE Bryan used to party with live grenades and "la familia"! WSP has everyone finger-dipping The UGA vs. the other game ended at 12am exactly...m...
Jan 13, 2023•52 min•Season 3Ep. 290
Bryan finds a a series of TV shows from the 90's that got little to no airtime. Looking back on one of those shows...it's not hard to see why! The 90's sitcoms were so 1980's! Real House Wives is a Krissy thing TLC is a Bryan thing Prestige TV is everyone else's thing Bryan and Krissy debate the best new shows Disney is reducing spending on new content Netflix will add commercials Bryan cannot remember who was in that show with that guy Out of this world was a show that aired few episodes Bryan ...
Jan 11, 2023•49 min•Season 3Ep. 289
Bryan recalls one harrowing night on the way to the bar. After ordering a very special "kids margarita" from bartender, Bryan get's mistaken for a masked robber. When the dust settles he goes back to the bar and asks for another "kids margarita". Bryan is a bonafide hero! Blue is Bryan's Robin to Bryan's Batman Some police action in front of the Green house The magic Bryan look works again The dreaded felony stop Kids Margaritas for ALL the (club) kids 90's commercials were the highlights of 90'...
Jan 09, 2023•47 min•Season 3Ep. 288
Marlin relationship updates are few and far between and always one sided. Until now! TCB receives a random text from someone that sounds like Marlin's Sugar Mama. She explains her side of the story and lays down the rules of the "boy toy" road. It's clear from message...Marlin has some work to do! TCB does Dolphin sex Krissy has a magical experience with a fish The Villages documentary The Villages is buck-wild and TCB wants in! Foam parties are not fun or funny Bryan can't get life insurance Br...
Jan 06, 2023•44 min•Season 3Ep. 287
