We got bears in Pigeon Forge, sad chicken for Bryan, and Flava Flav singing the national anthem at an NBA game…we always keep it interesting here at TCB! Bryan’s Father-in-Law is “Ay, Bryan”-ing again Gettin’ shocked Pigeon Forge Bears! Fool's gold! Bryans in charge of picking the restaurant… A life size Paula Deen cut out Ah, the old “meat n four” Bryan’s sugar daddy shirt Marlon is alive Sugar momma sites don't work for everyone Rose jail Vanilla Ice is doing Twisted Tea FLAAAAAVA FLAAAAAV Fla...
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 421
Bryan gives the green light to the fourth weekly episode! No asked for it, it's coming anyway! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. V...
Nov 06, 2023•4 min•Season 4Ep. 4
Looking for a quick fix? Just uncover those baseboards and slather them in oil...pee...dog pee...? Bryan & Krissy cover celebrity memoirs, parental expectations, and, of course, Extreme Cheapskates. Happy day (or a few) after Halloween! Stealthy kids Prove it! Justin Timberlake turned off comments bc of Britney’s memoir Should Will Smith turn off his comments? Cough break! Remember our mail order bride eps? Steven Spielberg’s daughter is gonna be a porn star, slay Steven & Kate adopted Mikaela a...
Nov 03, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 420
You've heard of girl math, you've heard of boy math, but have you heard of Gyoza Math? Bryan hadn't either... It’s not actually Halloween it’s November 1st lol Top costumes! Creed 3 came out this year, Bryan Krissy’s a costume girlie! Clown hobo costumes of yore Should Bryan & Astrid go as Frankie & his girlfriend Do you go to the bathroom in the dark? Falling asleep on the po Yearbook signing Making out on the way home from six flags Bad Kisser Bryan The spooky balloons are back Do you tell som...
Nov 01, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 419
Nobody wants to hear about your fucking podcast, but on that note, please download our podcast CREED Our computer is haunted by balloons Bryan loves to hate listen Krissy doesn’t want to be a cruiser Quentin Tarantino This is our halloween episode Things get freaky in the studio Announcing retirement…is it for real? Bryan, its Cilla not Celia Party organizer aka cocaine dealer A junior doctor See you in a mo! A very well defined face Smutty books in the bath makes for a perfect date Nobody's per...
Oct 31, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 418
Oh how the turn tables...Frankie B is on the hunt to find out what women truly want. I am rectanguuuular… We’re now 4 days a week! Erectile dysfunction ads Half-Tail Hoadley Bryan & Krissy are on a chipmunk/squirrel rampage We’re always on empty at TCB The daughter of kurt cobain and son of tony hawk have married Celeb tequila Kurt Cobain Creep TCB Tequila Melting lights in the TCB studio Frankie B finds out what women really want! For the first time, he’s interviewing! Is she drinking the Frank...
Oct 30, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 4Ep. 417
Bryan & Krissy cover all the hot new celebrity couples (shoutout to Petee & Kelsey, many blessings to you) and celebrity drama, and then we finally get our Ask Bryan's Mom segment!! Mempho! Pete Davidson and Kelsey Grammer Taylor Swift coverage has gone too far We dont want that kind of fame Sketchy pics Mystery cameras Jada...please stop Ask Bryan’s mom! Country Peddler MOMMY! A PSA from Bryan’s Mom Irving wanted to neck with Vicky! Keep it mysterious "Go to church and say a prayer!" Bryan’s mo...
Oct 27, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 416
Krissy is back (again), and we couldn't be more pleased! While STIs are not stigmatized as much these days, Bryan thinks bringing back dry humping could solve the STI problem (and premature ejaculation). We love Krissy!!! TCB news! You’re getting 4 episodes a week Papa Joe’s funeral Corey Feldman deep dive on the books A tender moment between Bryan and Krissy Mechanical Bull Herpes? Alix Earle Covid of the dick Bring back dry humping Bryan’s mom was in an MLM? The world’s largest honky tonk bar ...
Oct 25, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 415
Krissy returns on Wed to TCB. In the meantime Bryan & Astrid step in the studio to bring the TCB Universe a special tuesday episode. they discuss Live Joe Jonas, Drunk Joe Jonas, Divorced Joe Jonas and plain old regualr Joe Jonas. Then a teacher in Missouri finds her pot of gold on OF. Finally, the couple review their preferred "terrible TV" choices. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for L...
Oct 24, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 414
As Bryan wraps up a long 2 week abcesnse by Krissy, he digs deep into the catalouge to bring back a fan favorite episode from early 2023. Frankie B's Salon-Sui business opportunity took the TCB audience by storm! For a cool $300K, you too can openk your own gold mine....A Salon-Sui gold mine! Frankie is going to shjow you the ropes as Bryan and Krissy review this insane infomercial for his franchised cuttery! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB t...
Oct 23, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 413
Christina joins Bryan again, and they cover all manner of shocking and appalling subjects.Ultimately, it all comes down to this: don’t marry the up the butt girl (unless you want to then go off, slay, queen)! Bryan went to a Jonas Brothers concert RED DRESS! Sophie & Joe’s divorce French horn girls Cake by the ocean? Absolutely not Velvet Underground vs James Taylor Justice For Kevin! Christina sasses Bryan! Aragorn was Christina’s sexual awakening??? Christina clears up some stuff about “rose j...
Oct 20, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 412
Our girl Krissy is back and so is her glorious laugh! Bryan & Krissy cover Krissy's notes from last week, Bryan's love for Dua Lipa, and, of course, Theresa Caputo. We’re hoping Papa Joe can exact revenge on Theresa Caputo from beyond the grave Fact news or fiction! Krissy needs rose jail explained to her again Bryan is in an AI 90’s yearbook Christina has a degenerative mind?! Well, shit Mint choc chip is a flavor exclusively for dads Bryan would like to be a woman during ovulation Let’s get to...
Oct 18, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 411
It's a special TCB day! Producer Christina takes you through the best of the week. We're talking modern dating, flaccid penises, and Travis & Tay. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy...
Oct 17, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 410
It’s all about submission, repenting, and letting ME initiate for God’s sake! While Krissy is out, Bryan & Christina get into some backwards Christian beliefs, after all, someone has to tame our producer! Being single can be Certified Bad We are wishing iconic Papa Joe well...
Oct 16, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 409
While Krissy is out of studio, Astrid joins Bryan for some Swiftie discourse & a shot at the newlywed game (many years on...) Astrid joins Bryan for an episode! She took a 90 Day Fiance shortcut Bryan is gonna get the swifties after him Taylor & Travis? What makes a real Swiftie The Newlywed Game, with Astrid & Bryan! Astrid has never smoked a cigarette (or done any fun drugs!) There’s hope for their kids! Mint chocolate chip is WEIRD Bryan hates poop…shocker What streaming service can’t you liv...
Oct 13, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 408
A Thursday Episode?? Yes, it's a special extra episode of The Commercial Break. On this bonus episode of "TCB Can" Bryan and Krissy discuss the Cheese Martini craze and review an infomercial helping the boys with thier "floppy disks"! This "Commercial Break Can" episode comes from unreleased material via Season 3! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Hos...
Oct 12, 2023•47 min•Season 4Ep. 407
Krissy is taking some time off to be with family. But Christina joins Bryan in studio to discuss dating in 2023! Stay tuned for more unreleased content from "The TCB Can". Krissy will be back soon....she did not run away Bryan dispells some of the rumors around the show It is Christina's birthday! Christina gets a good deal on a locksmith Getting locked out of the car is a whole scene We miss KRISSY! Christina is on ALL the dating apps Hinge has "Hot People Jail"? Love is not Blind Bryan has to ...
Oct 11, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 406
While Krissy is still out of studio, let's revisit a fan fave...Theresa goes piggyfronting! What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo. Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China Just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a thing with Theresa Caputo Bryan explains TCB’s historical beef with Theresa She is definitey u...
Oct 09, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 405
We’ve got a little mix and match action for you today! Bryan & Producer Christina have chopped up a few secret episodes and put them together for you while Krissy is on vacation. Shop in the mornings if you hate people Standing up or falling down? Leave Bryan alone! Baby Dante, for Pampers Gas Station Girl Baboon face damage John Anthony & his Buddha Lays per week Run that rotation Karl joins us briefly 100 new “real” girls per year! A lifetime permanent solution John Anthony is having a hard ti...
Oct 06, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 4Ep. 404
These days you can't just ask your congregants for money, you have to do it under the guise that God wants you to be richer than them! It's called creativity, people. 90 Day Fiance Oops! Bryan said transsexual but he means transgender “Trust me” Dive bars! An outhouse with a bar TCBCon Who would you dress up as? Bryan can’t rejoin the restaurant industry (please subscribe & review us on itunes) The 700 Club A new kind of prosperity preacher Mmmmm prowess Just give the glory to god and it's fine ...
Oct 04, 2023•50 min•Season 4Ep. 403
Absolutely nobody asked Wild Bill to pronounce himself a professor in poop, the king of scat, the #1 scat-ologist in the United States...but here we are...and Bryan & Krissy are here to guide us through it. Mempho & Jim James Graceland Fluffernutter Cracker Barrel and Olive Garden DRAMA Bryan’s son is a big boy! He knows all about the rodecaster We cant go wrong with mountain monsters The silver giant A stripe from dick to chin Sk** wa***** Why are they always yelling?! Science, baby! A professo...
Oct 02, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 402
Why-a you stealing all those chickens?! From cornhole to Mountain Monsters, Bryan & Krissy "stay ready" for anything. Get yer nuts here! Professional cornhole Footgolf? The drama of having children Becoming your parents Redocaster reset Krissy’s dad is getting on facebook Bryans tiktok troubles How is it already october? No better time for Mountain Monsters! Its giving party in the cornfield Coyote or donkey STAY READY Dont want blood on this corn! Chicken massacre Let’s make a trsp boys! The wi...
Sep 29, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 401
We do what we must to save a buck, but how far would you go? Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their crappy car days and check in on some extreme cheapskates. $700 Snow Crab Expense it! Perks of the radio station Bryan’s honda with no hood Naked Attraction is now on Max! Extreme Cheapskates…Best Of 7 moves in 8 years Only eat non perishables She likes her shoes cold Giving up dental hygiene?! Alien sperm on the mattress Roberta tells her what’s up Spare sheets from the motel? LINKS: Send us show ideas...
Sep 27, 2023•52 min•Season 4Ep. 400
Honk if you want to get your tailpipe dirty! HONK! HONK! Bryan & Krissy revisit an old friend of theirs...the guy who's in love with his car. Some new reviews We were compromised? An Italian boob massage Happy feet Leave your jeans ON Sketchy massage parlors Puriteens Everyone thank their lucky stars that Bryan & Krissy aren’t on the dating scene No one is a 10.7 (except producer Christina) I love lamp I'm in love with my car A red ford taurus Objectophilia Beep beep Poor roommate Kim Gooood, go...
Sep 25, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 399
Men, if you want to go to the gym, you better follow Frankie’s rules or risk becoming a Total Creepout! Welcome Back, Kotter John Travolta Don’t say the S word! Anticipatory rejection anxiety disorder Bryan blames Radiohead He’s with Moon Taxi! Frankie B is back Bryan did NOT get an erection during his massage today Frankie’s intro… So many rings so little time No staring at yourself! Quit showing everyone your junk in the locker room Earthworm peens Long dong silver No dancing! Hump your workou...
Sep 22, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 398
Choose your adventure: every time you get in the car, A) The Lion & The Lamb plays or B) that U2 album pre-downloaded on every iphone ever made plays. Late night tv drama Miserable highly paid people Mo’ money mo’ problems Car play The lion and the lamb We start what we finish Fred Willard & Obsessed Obsessed with peter pan They’re looking up his tights A banana with the skin on? Or a twinkie? Do some leaping! Losing your job and your spouse over pretending to be Peter Pan…it’s gone too far A ma...
Sep 20, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 397
Bailey's, Bud Lights, and Bad Decisions...that's what we're all about here at TCB. Bryan & Krissy open up a very messy Ask TCB. Hillbilly Horror Stories! Fakey B the pervert Bryans former speech impediment Ask TCB! We can't speak about $c!ent0l0gy In the words of patron saint Nicki Minaj, these bitches is messsssssy! My best friend is my new mom Holly we feel for you! "It's better to crash and burn than sparkle and fade" -Bryan Green Florida fireworks Feral cat girlfriend We’re starting a whatsa...
Sep 18, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 396
Well, ladies & gents, now we know why this man has never had a girlfriend... Bryan & Krissy finish off the week with the rest of the Love Me documentary. Execs taking private jets to work A helicopter glasses saga We’ve reviewed the same video twice…oops Wayne Dyer Just stay in the port-a-potty! Love Me She’s in America Hoedown throwdown Travel kills prejudice More belt buckles, more luck Loan sharks in Odesa Sir, this is what we call a scam Whole mouth kissing Mr. Slobberpuss The shock value of...
Sep 15, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 4Ep. 395
There's heartbreak, engagements, golden roses, and black-haired women as Bryan & Krissy watch more of the Love Me documentary. Bama rush Bryan’s one and only sorority date party experience Should Bryan & Krissy do an improv class? We’re changing our format Russian mail order brides A Foreign Affair A little younger than his target age… U crane A gold rose Astrid knows all about those $9000 on EMAILS MARRY ME?! They're not that friendly…they don't owe you that buddy Class pic! Bryan disrespects t...
Sep 13, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 394
Love me, love me, say that you love me...and also please give me lots of money pleeeeeease! Krissy & Jeff got roped into 90 day fiance Gogglebox Nothing’s fair! The Atlanta-Barcelona diarrhea flight Brown Barcelona Dump Matthews Band Disneyland Paris International looooooove The mail order bride business Love Me A bunch of middle aged white guys…no surprise Farming isn't a hot job! “Something about Russian brides” American women, they just don't get it 5 minute dates? We don't buy it Pay per tra...
Sep 11, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 4Ep. 393
