Who needs legitimate real estate training? Just head to your local Holiday Inn for a seminar given by a rando! You, too, can scam Anywhere, USA! Ghost pepper wings challenged Paqui One Chip Challenge Can you die from spice? Almond milk and sushi Heehee! We love Paul Real Estate Seminar Scammers Those who can’t, teach Cash Flow Generator! Who hot who not! Results may vary… Clipboards and limousines Oooh a wealth guide! Just dont use your own money! Anywhere USA There’s tons of ways to scam people...
Sep 08, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 392
It’s ‘scam or be scammed’ here at TCB. From 90 day fiancees to cash flow generation Bryan and Krissy know binge-worthy content when they see it. TCB–it’s not for everyone Bryan’s a Labor Day Baby (1 of 2) Don’t turn your phone on at a gas pump Bryan’s bad at fake phone calls Krissy went on a 90 Day Fiance binge Bryan hates real estate scams Cash Flow Generator! How to lose money in real estate, by Bryan Green Follow every step Surprised! Amazed! Surprised! Amazed! Strong arming Grandma We learne...
Sep 06, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 391
I understand and respect that, now shut up while I CLOSE! Bryan & Krissy go from clubbing in Spain to Paul Cruz & his sales secrets. Mo Money Mo Problems Bryan reads some lovely reviews DJ Paris Hilton Bryan & Astrid went to a club in Spain Wearing sandals to the club People who invite themselves Bryan had to wear shoes to bed Paul Cruz! I understand and respect that Make ‘em dizzy, that’s how to sell! A few fell found clothes(?) Sales is the destination! Who’s the decision maker? Feeled it, Fel...
Sep 04, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 390
But Uncle Sam, I can't go to jail, they don't have adderall or my google docs in there! And, also, I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm a vegan. The Me Too men are trying to make a comeback Bryan’s spanish isn’t doing him any favors Sam Bankman-Fried Lack of adderall & vegan meals…what is this, JAIL?! People love money Bryan & Krissy’s Court TV It’s Paul Cruz! Of the Paul Cruz Sales Agency! Say No to the whiteboard, paul He might maybe one day make a sale The Martial Arts of Selling H...
Sep 01, 2023•59 min•Season 4Ep. 389
From PCB to Frankie B, Bryan & Krissy are getting down and dirty, one tricep at a time. The video didn’t record for 5 Naked Days in Dublin! Scientology An ill fated vacation in Florida Spring Break in PCB Gourmet ice A Liquor Luge and a whole lot of nastiness Frankie B tells us how to get the perfect body One body part per day! No exceptions Left Tricep Thursday NO REST DAYS Punch that peen! Tax that dick! The 555 What happened to the salon suiiiiiii? Only the strong survive Frankie loves an inj...
Aug 30, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 388
The best dating advice of 2023? Get your nuts out on TV! Bryan & Krissy finally deliver their sauciest episode yet with Naked Attraction. What’s with people leaving dog poop in bags on the ground? Bryan’s high and mighty! Puriteens Naked Attraction! What kind of gash are you after? We love a minge The indignity of this is unmatched OAPs = Old Ass People TCB is now OAP He will chew them nipples off! You gotta pick your own minge in this life Too many plunger references He loves smiling, and a min...
Aug 28, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 4Ep. 387
Prepare to get hard and get this mashup stuck in your head for the rest of the day... I am rectangular Puff Daddy Who's hot who's not Happy Anniversary Bryan & Astrid! Bryan was at the same restaurant as Tom Sandoval Fame is a double edged sword Bryan’s motto: open legs, open book Want PR? Call people! Send us your favorite dive bar Don't advertise your podcast on a billboard LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch ...
Aug 25, 2023•46 min•Season 4Ep. 386
If there's a Boner Spider on the loose, always suspect the Meat Guy! Bryan & Krissy take us on a winding road from boner spiders, to shower poos, to modern love (if we can call it that). Send us dive bar recommendations Who’s putting drugs in their penis? Pooping in the shower The Australian Boner Spider Nico vs the rat Would you want to have intercourse for 7 hours straight? Waffle House Current dating show, The Cut Immediately going for the lips Get him, girl! This guy eats bear He’s got the t...
Aug 23, 2023•48 min•Season 4Ep. 385
If you learn anything from this show (you won't), let it be to never take Bryan's real estate advice. If there’s one thing we’re gonna do it’s YAMMER Send us questions for Bryan’s mom Twitch streamer Kai The internet is a fad Bryan’s slow on the jump Buy high, sell low: lose money like Bryan Green! What are the hot young people doing for dating shows? The Cut The intensity! My girl can clean a chicken bone “I’m low key illiterate” It’s about my spirit, Krissy What is woke? Grunberg round 2 We’ll...
Aug 21, 2023•50 min•Season 4Ep. 384
If you think all women are hideous without makeup, I’ve got news for you, buddy...it's giving misogyny! Bryan and Krissy are never too tired for an episode of Love Connection, but this guy seems more interested in giving plumbing discounts to dads than in dating their daughters. Cleaning out the old hand computer Should Bryan & Krissy fight in blow-up sumo suits? A PPV fight with Frankie B People who make sex noises at the gym The Logan Paul fight Buffalo Wild Wings chicken nugget drama Taco Bel...
Aug 18, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 383
It's an Ask TCB! We've got asshats, might-be lesbians, votes of confidence, listening as a couple, piggyfronting from behind, and, dammit Bryan, *sobs* leave Blue alone! Bryan fixed something for the first time Blinker fluid Toilet troubles! Thank G for Bryan’s Father-in-law Ay, Bryan! Don't be fooled by Bryan’s stupid brain Ask TCB Is Todd an asshat? Or is this just a sign of the times? Geri believes in us Krissy *shines* on stage at a dive bar Hi Darrell & Maggie! Don’t play TCB out loud–headp...
Aug 16, 2023•57 min•Season 4Ep. 382
All you need to make your business successful is a C-Suite that you don't pay and 6-10 side hustles, according to Adam. But then again, he is a liar. Is Pete Davidson a love bomber? Producer Christina will do her best to find out Justin Trudeau is getting a divorce Fireside dumpster fire Bad interviewers Matchbox 20 & one of Bryan's former lovers Krissy looks wonderful! Back to Adam the Liar Other people call this a ponzi scheme Thanks for dying, Grandpa! You have to flow the web! CEO CFO COO CS...
Aug 14, 2023•54 min•Season 4Ep. 381
Web flow! Leads! SEO! Vague Battle Plans! That's how Adam The Liar does it at Global Corporate Holdings, which we have all definitely heard of and which is absolutely legit. What Would Frankie Do We love our truckers Phones causing trouble Are we going back to flip phones? The guy in NY who got turned into a dog (a border collie) Furbies????? Burning Man The ssssands of time Bryan’s anal about his bed (we get it, king) I’m rendering! Adam the Liar has changed his brand again John Anthony did ano...
Aug 11, 2023•1 hr•Season 4Ep. 380
Bryyyyyannnn! It's your mom! No...really, it's Bryan's mom, here to give us her take on Swervin' Irving's funeral so we can find out once and for all if Bryan's lyin'! Jesus Leprosy coming back in Florida Weird meats! Human mice hybrids??? Bryan wants to be a meth dealer RIP Sinead O’Connor & Paul Reubens The Pee-wee Herman Show Masturbating in the porn cinema Listen to Irving’s funeral episode here Bryan’s Mom makes a guest appearance!! Bryan’s mom gives her take on Swerving Irving’s funeral Do...
Aug 09, 2023•56 min•Season 4Ep. 379
From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic funeral A funeral planned by his first of three wives I cannot in good conscience give a rundown of this funeral…you just have to listen I will say it involves a runaway golf cart, emails read aloud, and a bad casket lowerer Burn Bryan to a crisp and snort him at the party Write us a eulogy for Bryan! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns...
Aug 07, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 378
Sweet, sweet Frankie...while words may elude him, he always delivers (just not always in the bedroom). What Would Frankie Do stickers! Oppenheimer Globby cocaine Traveling ketamine Hamptons doctors Can we camp in the Hamptons? Palm Beach tunnels Real Housewives Frankie B on ED He’s seen an alarming amount of soft peens Frankie says you’re insecure! We love that sexual stamma Fire your barber! Frankie’s Follicles! Buzz those nose hairs, people "Exhume" confidence LINKS: Send us show ideas, commen...
Aug 04, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 377
It's all cocks, no aircon here at TCB! Bryan gets chased by a chicken, but discovers cock worship...could this be the most perfect video for TCB yet? Airbnb sucks! No AC, no internet, all problems Don't be a baby about being a baby Bryan gets chased by a chicken in Spain La princesa de la casa (Bryan) Mean Airbnb hosts Cock worship! Worship cock to save humanity Pass the collection cock, girl Moses parted the Semen A cock selfie?…wait no, be present Pray in tongues United Federation of Cock Wors...
Aug 02, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 376
Ah, the rituals of our time, cameras and cocaine. Just put your cameras down and pray the coke away, that's the story of Potifer after all. The european half shower Bryan’s sick of the influencers! Miranda Lambert…it’s giving crotchety Instagram spiritual gurus Alchemize in the shadows Disney adults Naked Attraction Cameras in airbnbs Vibrator emergency! Radical Dudes For Christ The Power The pray to rehab to born again pipeline Just pray the coke away! Joseph is a fruitful tree, Bryan is a dead...
Jul 31, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 375
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...a religious episode of TCB!!!! This episode goes from cone ham to marijuana cigarettes, but we really just want to know why you're so rad! Panning for podcast gold Baby Dante spares the baptized Hen Dos in Spain Ole ole ole! Ham in an ice cream cone Hi to Ham Market Joe! The Podcast Magazine interview It’s Lil’ Karl! The Power Squad (for the lord) Splittin' bricks Eye of The Lord Why are you so radical? Kids don’t go anywhere sneaky to do drugs anymore Only puss...
Jul 28, 2023•54 min•Season 4Ep. 374
Stick it in, we're winning ten million dollars! Bryan & Krissy find a mandela effect mystery that Bryan solves! All for Gen X's trust issues... Podcast comment scams We get distracted too easily Bryan loves to cry Barbenheimer Ryan Gosling Getting addicted to ibuprofen William H. Macy Bryan’s teeth (they’re bad) A very concerning oral surgeon Bryan, please get us the best dental insurance money can buy BBJ Why Gen X doesn’t trust anyone Ed McMann & Publishers Clearing House Is Krissy Bryan’s bin...
Jul 26, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 373
We’re movin’, groovin’, and poopin’ on vacation! Bryan & Krissy are back from their vacations and they have a LOT to catch up on, including Brad Grunberg, The Y Files, and a 3 question IQ test. We’re back from vacation! Astrid gives Bryan street cred (and she hates him) Ikea couples troubles Putting grills together Traveling with a partner: the ultimate test Brick gut Pooping on vacation Brad Grunberg Listen to our first and second episode about Brad Grunberg Update on the woman from Love Connec...
Jul 24, 2023•51 min•Season 4Ep. 372
We're going back to something we know and love... it's Love Connection! Get yourself a good old Tennessee gal and go Black Tie Bowling, because this is going to be a fuzzy, champagne-fueled ride. Bryan & Krissy are back from vacation! Bryan’s stressed about taking the kids on a plane We found the woman from Love Connection He looks like Kris Kristofferson Bryan & Krissy giving us fake news…Kris Kristofferson is NOT dead Romance…someone who smokes and drinks Bryan swallowed a diaphragm once? Fanc...
Jul 21, 2023•56 min•Season 4Ep. 371
Be authentic, sincere, and joyful in your Hardee’s recommendations, or at least fake it. That’s customer service, baby! It's Britney, bitch Bryan’s concerned Dr. Drew? Dr. Phil? Caffeine mania Everybody’s crazy, right? Britney has a new song coming out with Will.i.am (but Bryan and Krissy don’t know that yet) Krissy and Britney are buds… Web.3 A Hardee’s training video One customer at a time The service…phenomenal Bungee jumping, sex in water, and Taco Bell are for The Youth! PULL UP I want to g...
Jul 19, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 370
Bryan & Krissy take a rambling road down memory lane via food, Jam Land, and the lottery. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m hungry for an Awesome Blossom… Astrid is ON IT! She’s in charge of the food and Bryan’s ruining it Homemade vs boxed mac n cheese Ina Garten A jaeger-ater on your back porch? Jam Land! Bryan: he can’t cook, he can’t bake, he can’t jam! How do you tell someone you don’t like their food? Bryan’s melting grill A sushi system Scammin' the lotto Everyone in America has been to a...
Jul 17, 2023•49 min•Season 4Ep. 369
We’ve got a follow up to Episode 367, and it turns out, Bryan hit the nail on the head with old Bus Station Brad! Back to Brad The Virgin Bryan was right! A Tale of Two Grunbergs Brad Grunberg’s filmography The scientology sitch Dancewear sales to ping pong champ Brad’s looking for that next innuendo It’s hard to say hi! Audiences in the 80s were easily impressed Becky and her necky Brad Cocktail Christie My cock, your tail Got any ranch? Brad did actually put some of this on his instagram a few...
Jul 14, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 368
Bryan & Krissy watch one of the most mystifying Love Connections yet, where Brad VanBurgenstern, the virgin, takes his date to some very suspicious places because, as he says, "the night is still in diapers, babe." The oldest dog in the world is 31! Bryan’s history of strange neighbors (and parrots) Don’t stick your fingers near the birds! Birds of a feather flock together… Love Connection (for hot girl summer) Show a little knee Dancewear Sales This guy is a wild one I’m ugly, I’m a virgin, and...
Jul 12, 2023•1 hr•Season 4Ep. 367
Hey girl, Carl wants you to join Christian Cocks for Christ so he doesn't have to preach on a full dick anymore... Taylor Swift Her dad made 15 million on the sale of her catalog He supposedly didn't know this The Green Boys stay scammin' The Spreadsheet Would you rather be ridiculously rich for a decade or comfortable for the rest of your life? Lifestyle creep Poor PTSD The money sending guys on tiktok Hey girl, Carl’s still full of shit Two penises in the shape of a cross, that's Cocks for Chr...
Jul 10, 2023•57 min•Season 4Ep. 366
Naughty, naughty boys! Bryan & Krissy return to a classic, Blind Date in 1999, and these men are gonna punish their date (not in a fun way)... A violent threesome The age of sexual exploration A true story of a threesome Bryan had with 2 models Vanna White Blind Date Go Cilla! Bryan sets the scene… An homage to Austin Powers Bryan makes an embarrassing assumption A Scouse, its a type of animal (a Liverpuddlian) You live and breathe clubs dont ya Dating Naked/Naked Attraction Extra sweets for bei...
Jul 07, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 365
Should we maybe not disturb Nana's eternal rest? Eh, who cares, we're GHOST HUNTIN'! Bryan & Krissy dive into aliens, conspiracy theories, and, of course, ghost hunters on this episode of TCB. The Y Files We believe in aliens, but we don’t believe the kooks we watch The Wackadoo Network Whistleblowers Oliver Stone & his delusions Bryan’s conspiracy theories The lady who woke up…in her casket Sensory deprivation tanks Ghost Hunters!!! Bryan gets beep happy (apologies from audio producer Christina...
Jul 05, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 364
The follicles have spoken, and they do NOT want to be put back on Frankie's head! Somebody help them! AAAAAAALIEEEEEEENS Dirty Phil from ITV! TCB Minus Baby Dante Tickle my taint sir! All the pervs in hollywood and the news Frankie B on hair transplants Who’s wearing baseball cap to fancy places? mAN, he’s got a full head of hair! A former girlfriend gave him a complex Billboards…they work! Step by step A lengthy process…two whole days Did this follicle live? Only the professionals know… There's...
Jul 03, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 363
