In which the guys discuss Freeland starting yoga, visiting the American Girl doll store, riding escalators, fighting with parking attendants, Seth's LA trip, Harmontown, reflective bathroom doors, SS Reality, The Lone Ranger, Branded, New Girl, Luther, the Katy Perry movie, the correct use of lube, peeping men hiding in septic tanks, and more horse sex.
In which the guys head out for some summer fun and treat you to another meat salad show. Behind the scenes and deleted bits await you!
In which the guys discuss sizing up, bourbon retreats, floating the river, LA trips, bonding with Dads, Luther, Man of Steel, Monster's University, the Nolanization of superhero movies, Pacific Rim, mutilating genitals while on mushrooms, an eight month erection gone wrong, and 3 Sleuths.
In which the guys, joined by their friend Brad, discuss Freeland dealing with medical records and being single again, Freeland's condom fitting, Seth's dog eating a condom, press screenings, Freeland trying to Jack Tripper, raising kids around dangerous toilet seats, John's hate of the monarch butterfly, Miami Connection, Man of Steel, LEGO movie, and shitting in birdhouses.
In which the guys discuss spot the bad egg game, abrupt SWAT teams, bad bars, Amish breakfast pizza, Ann Rand, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, a bunch of dickholes, Justified, Luther, ball ironing, future Freeland's professor shenanigans, and Food Fighters fan fiction.
In which the guys discuss talking down library fines, replacing John at his job, rugby bar games, elementary, Star Trek, Bad Samaritans, United, End of Watch, mission impossible dog sex, $500 of sex toys in the trunk, and dirty limericks.
In which the guys discuss The Chuckwagon Revival video game, Tim Curry, Arrested Development Season 4, The Dictator, Star Trek, Freeland's Benedict Cumberbatch fantasies, Justified, bad high school creative writing, dolphin assisted births, father and son casting for a mother and daughter porn.
In which the guys discuss Freeland drinking his own piss, the Ironman Race, sensory deprivation tanks, Freeland as a life coach, sexual surrogate, or private investigator, Baltimore Rock Opera Society, Iron Man 3, Metal Tornado, Airwolf, drunken key rescues, and catching your wife on camera with your son.
In which the guys discuss Korean barbecue at the ballpark, John team building during a productions of The Diary of Anne Frank, Fringe, John Dies at the End, The Inbetweeners, A Pervert's Guide to Ideology, Craigslist casual encounters, and Freeland's Jeremy Renner fantasy.
In which the guys, joined by their friend Nick Pentz, discuss hangovers, swords, shaved balls, nerd rage, Old Crow drinking, Arrested Development, Fringe, End of the World, Ender's Game, realism in Game of Thrones, gambling at a carnival, the closing of Freeland's Connecticut coyote deterrent factory, and threatening dildos.
In which the guys celebrate a milestone. Freeland is so close to finishing the semester. John has a film festival horror story. Seth looks for "partying" words for Philistine Radio. The guys read questions from listeners that range from Liberace to how Freeland would spend his final minutes. Then the guys take a walk down memory lane and discuss their favorite moments from the first 100 episodes.
In which the guys, minus Freeland and plus Dan Lisle, discuss Austin's bag ban, stand-up comedy, The Crow, manatees at a water park, planning a film festival, blow up doll gift bags, They Live, Rock of Ages, Gangster Squad, erotica authors trying to be slick, and Bob Seger post coma love.
In which the guys discuss Freeland's sleep study and weight loss, Seth's job anxiety, John weird talk show appearance, Walking Dead, Extras, Brody Stevens: Enjoy It, Quigly Down Under, assault by masturbation, racist pedophiles, and pissed off sorority girls.
In which the guys, minus Freeland and plus Rex Anderson, discuss the success of last week's show, John watching is own face melt after being pissed on, Rex's role in the new Baltimore Rock Opera Society production, Mad Men, Vice, Oz: The Great and Powerful, G.I. Joe, jerking off in a speeding car, and sticking a foot in a friend's ass.
In which the guys, joined by Philistine Radio's Steven Yenzer, discuss Freeland's poor rodent purchase and future hallucinogenic experience, John's fun time on Ecstasy, Steven's artery clogging time with Midwestern cuisine, Star Trek, Wreck-It Ralph, Cartoon Network shows, unexplained crimes, Justin Bieber's monkey, and lip stick theft.
In which the guys discuss Freeland's lack of spank bank clean up, Jon Hamm's wang, unexplained show downloads, mind vaults, dick lasers, the Battleship movie, thick tea, and bio-prostetic shoulder-mounted shit rocket launchers.
In which the guys discuss their spring breaks which included Freeland flinging crap on a wall and trying to air out a house, Seth getting fat in San Antonio, and John getting a mold made of his head. All manner of media is discussed including celebrity diving. Also Florida Man updates and something that cannot be unseen.
In which the guys provide more editing room floor bits and madness. Including discussions on elf shoes, fuck-marry-kills, male tube tops, Masters of the Universe, prostate exams, crapping yourself, Zangief stories, Freeland packing for a trip, dick corks, using something other than water to clean yourself, and interruptions.
In which the guys discuss Freeland's writing and reading, John hating children and Dave and Busters, Seth's writing, a little Top Gun, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Bored to Death, Return to Oz, that new Oz movie, Freeland's poetry, Cuba Gooding Jr.'s pick up lines and why you don't send bodily fluid as a secret admirer.
In which the guys discuss Freeland's terrible diet, how cool Jennifer Lawrence is, the brand new fetish of character actors eating sentient, teen pies from the pies' point of view, piss fetish podcasts, piss website customer testimonials, the sadness of Looney Tunes, Fantastic Four genitals, getting to Mars with a significant other, and spending some time at Dr. John's Lingerie Store.
In which the guys discuss TMJ, hatred of hot towels, dirty dicks, soda streams, how bad A Good Day to Die Hard really is, how good Dredd really is, Florida Man fighting evil doers poorly, and slapping someone else's baby.
In which the guys, minus Freeland but plus Dan Lisle, discuss renting a room via Craigslist, bailing a friend out of jail, the innocence of youth and swearing. Discussions of Top Gun, Showtime shows, Spiderman punching a woman, irony at the Heart Attack Grill, trying to make horseman babies, the banning of wizards, and the origins of Florida Man.
In which the guys discuss patent trolls, sexual antics in a truck stop following a Sammy Hagar show, emergency kits, hobo fleshlights, the most complicated way to contract a murder, the fall of 80s action stars, and Freeland being grumpy.
In which the guys discuss Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives. Freeland shares his time rolling the dice at a gay club and the time he woke up with grease in his butt, then gives a "Nice try, asshole" to a guy who stole a bunch of cars and tried to steal two horses. John one ups Freeland by finding his new hero by regaling us with a story who sexually assaulted a snowman. Seth wonders if you'd rather have a parking validating vagina or one that can act as a wallet.
In which the guys discuss Michael Bay's Bad Boys 2. Freeland debuts a new segment called Chuckwagon Balderdash where we define the term Norwegian Orchestra. John tells of his new hero that outsourced his own job to China. This some how leads us to making fun of how John wipes his ass. Seth asks us would you rather have a talk with an older or younger version of yourself and jerk them off.
In which the guys discuss Joe Don Baker in Golden Needles. Seth lets us know about a sad sack of shit that tattooed his name near his 15 year old girlfriend's vagina. Freeland plays a personality game where we learn about our sexual abilities and what we have on the inside. Freeland also tells us about jerking off in the morning.
In which the guys discuss the Triple H starring vehicle, The Chaperone. John wonders about a a guy handcuffing himself to a Taco Bell employee. Freeland helps us mourn a stripper that performed above and beyond the call of duty. Seth finally gets through the The Chuckwagon Showdown. Calm your hearts.
In which the guys discuss the post apocalyptic Land of Doom. John wonders about a stripper performance artist liar. Seth finally gets through the Elite 8 in The Chuckwagon Showdown. Freeland reads some Harry Potter fan fiction and we giggle.
In which the guys discuss Lorenzo Lamas' fake mustache in Mask of Death. John wonders why someone would gut shot someone else over a Little Caesars pizza. Freeland gives a Just the Tip For the Ladies and introduces us to the Clitoral Clock. Seth locks in the Elite 8 in The Chuckwagon Showdown.
In which the guys discuss the non-Christmas movie, Act of Vengeance. Freeland asked us a while ago five people we'd take from history, Bill and Ted style, and five events we'd visit, so we get around to answering that. Seth hits up the Chuckwagon Showdown again as we march toward the Elite 8.
