In which the guys marvel at Elliott Gould's mustache in Busting. Seth finishes up the first round of The Chuckwagon Showdown. John debuts The Serious Question with talk of marriage. Freeland brings back For the Ladies by request.
In which the guys discuss the enjoyable Klown. Freeland answers some Dear Chuckwagon questions regarding bums and maid encounters. John is confounded by a group of college students attempting to make ecstasy. Seth runs through the Things bracket of the Chuckwagon Showdown.
In which the guys put together another meat salad special. This one is mainly focused on Freeland. So enjoy Freeland's tales of Zhul, drinking piss, nailing his scrotum, security measures, and pissing in a movie theater.
In which the guys suffer through How Tasty Was My Little Frenchman. Freeland will be punished. John wonders about a lady with a bone fetish in Sweden. Seth runs through the Places bracket in Chuckwagon Showdown. Freeland introduces us to pomerance play in Just the Tip.
In which the guys discuss William Shatner's Broken Angel. Seth debuts the Chuckwagon Showdown and the guys debate random things in a tournament setting. John's new hero rips Guy Fieri's new restaurant a new asshole. Freeland gives us Just the Tip and we wonder what blissing is and why it requires french toast.
In which the guys, joined by Philistine Radio's Steven Yenzer, discuss ninja baboon happy Unmasking the Idol. Seth shares where he and Freeland were on election night in 2000. Freeland shares the time his balls ended up in buffalo hot sauce then gives a new List-en and Learn with lots of weapons. John wonders why Mitt Romney was filming staffers while they were sleeping.
In which the guys experience Lars Von Trier's Antichrist. Freeland wonders what the fuck a Brown student is talking about. John gives us the details of a great lawsuit against Justin Bieber. Seth helps Kelsey Grammer after he takes his baby to the Playboy mansion.
In which the guys, joined by their friend Ian, discuss the truly horrible Carnival of Souls. Seth reveals how you get out of a public masturbation accusation. John tells us of a run-in with a thirsty wrestler. Ian shares a masturbation clean-up technique. Freeland plays hide the piss.
In which the guys, minus Freeland, and their friend Derek discuss Dennis Rodman's dwarf classic, The Minis. John wonders why someone would use incest to try to cover for petty theft. Seth puts forth a "Would You Rather?" regarding breakable genitals or misshapen genitals.
In which the guys can't get their shit together again and treat the fans to bits from the editing room floor.
In which the guys discuss the 80s family flick, Explorers. John helps out the attorney for the fraternity of butt chuggers. Seth wonders who is buying alcohol poured over naked women. Freeland gets into fingernail foreplay in Just the Tip.
In which the guys discuss Andrew Dice Clay's The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Freeland answers a listener question and then gives us chapter one of Just of the Tip. John's new hero steals a boat. Seth sets an impossible mission for the group.
In which the guys discuss the Barbarian brothers' opus, Double Trouble. Freeland has a new plan in his new segment List-en and Learn. Seth finds a sad sack of shit in Florida having sex with mini donkeys. John shares Hooters' plans to get more female patrons.
In which the guys, joined by their friend Matt, discuss the absolutely terrible Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Freeland debuts his new segment Just the Tip and reads the introduction to a very old sex manual. Seth asks how much money it would take to masturbate in certain public situations. John wonders why there are toddlers shitting in the middle of a restaurant.
In which the guys, joined by Dan Lisle, discuss The Golden Child. Seth shows off a picture of a business card for a professional fister. John doesn't think you should try the things you see in the movies. Freeland's new hero drinks more than even he ever could. There is talk of piss.
In which, the guys, sans Freeland, and their friend Jesse discuss Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies. Seth asks which fetish they'd rather have, shitting in wallets or dressing up like a Chinese peasant. John tries to spin a chicken killer and in the process creates a soon to be award winning television show.
In which Freeland is missing. The guys are joined by their friend Deborah and discuss Kuffs. Seth loves the 80 year old's painting restoration. John can't believe what they're teaching kids these days. We all join memories to discuss Freeland.
In which the guys discuss Nazis at the Center of the Earth. Seth can't believe what people try to bring on planes. John wonders over the fat science at Cinnabon. Freeland tells us of his mother and his move.
In which the guys discuss 80s buddy cop action comedy, Running Scared. Freeland wants us to evaluate the way he handled a situation in his life. He also does some clarification about the items that have been placed in his ass over the years. John lets us know about a topless woman driver. Seth hits us with some rapid fire Would You Rather?
In which the guys try to keep is PG-13 for the kids and discuss the violent old-man western Blackthorn. John has no faith in Tony Robbins' coal walking technique. Freeland wants to know who we'd zipline drop kick. Seth asks a media centric "Would You Rather?"
In which the guys, with their friend Brad, discuss the super strange Chasing the Kidneystone. John love the adults who gave the okay to let their children handle rabid bats. Seth wants to know why someone stole 90+ pounds of mayonnaise. Freeland puts everyone to the test to find out who knows him best.
In which the guys discuss the 80s classic, Red Dawn. Seth is amazed by the Wendy's worker busted for child porn. John can't understand a serial hugger. Freeland finds an honest new hero who's recently died.
In which the guys take a break and treat the listeners to some more bits for the editing room floor.
In which the guys discuss Conan the Destroyer. John wonders why someone would drive around with a toy gun up their ass. Seth wants to know what everyone's death row meals would be. Freeland tells us of his mother and a soiled comforter.
In which the guys discuss Ben Affleck in Hollywoodland. Freeland shares his new hero that has been in college longer than he has. Seth wonders why someone would have sex with an underage girl in the bathroom of a courthouse. And we get an update on Freeland's package.
In which the guys discuss Nicholas Cage's Season of the Witch. Seth tells of a sad sack of shit who's been busted multiple times for masturbating in public with a teddy bear. John wonders why it's legal to blow an animal in Florida. Freeland regales us with his Labor Day weekend antics in a Rum Diary fashion.
In which the guys discuss Richard Dreyfuss' Inserts. Freeland tells us of his foray into the world of gay porn. Then he derails the show completely when he tells us of something strange that he's done since he was thirteen and John and Seth ask him questions for the rest of the show.
In which the guys discuss Hobo with a Shotgun. Seth can't believe people did a Google search before committing a murder. Freeland wants to know if you'd play Russian roulette for five billion dollars and then let's us in on some Freeland family history.
In which the guys discuss I Saw the Devil. Seth wonders why someone would send a foot to the Canadian government. John is horrified by bath salt zombies. Freeland's new hero throws internal organs at the police. A very gory show with little to no understand of what "bath salts" really are.
In which the guys have a little mixup and discuss both Steel Magnolias and Precious. John wonders if the RIAA knows how much money there is in the world. Seth finds another reason to not drink coffee. Freeland tells another disgusting rugby story.
