Episode 50 - Fish Story and Hulk Splash
In which the guys reach a milestone, discuss Fish Story, and overwhelm you with all kinds of segments and stories.
May 21, 2012•55 min
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Episode 49 - The Trip and Forced Motorboating
In which the guys discuss their first good movie, The Trip and it is maybe boring. Segments start about 15 minutes in. Seth wonders about zookeeper/monkey relations. John tries to help out John Travolta with his asshole issues. Freeland finds a new hero in a female that takes charge.
May 14, 2012•44 min
Episode 48 - The Magic of the Golden Bear: Goldy III and An Inch of Egg Nog
In which the guys discuss The Magic of the Golden Bear: Goldy III, Freeland's punishment movie. Seth reads a "Dear Chuckwagon" about our accidental deaths. Freeland wonders how he could get fired in a new segment John dubs "Filet Meet-oin'". John kicks off our round of good movie picks.
May 07, 2012•46 min
Episode 47 - Drum and Freeland's Punishment Movie
In which John and Seth discuss the sequel to Mandingo, Drum. John wonders why a guy would burn his house down to get rid of bad vibes. John and Seth determine what movie they're going to choose as Freeland's punishment. Freeland is MIA.
Apr 30, 2012•46 min
Episode 46 - Darkon and 1000 lbs of Mac and Cheese
In which the guys discuss the LARPing documentary Darkon. John shares his terrifying LARPing memories. Freeland finds a new hero in a man that commits 10 felonies in 9 hours. Seth asks two "Dear Chuckwagon" questions; one about rape and mac and cheese and one about the motion of the ocean.
Apr 23, 2012•39 min
Episode 45 - Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury and the Lazy Pinwheel
In which the guys attempt to discuss the awful Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury. Seth wonders why someone would offer forty bucks for sweaty socks. John tries to help a guy with 89 bags of drugs on his penis. Freeland asks to completely random "Dear Chuckwagon" questions.
Apr 16, 2012•51 min
Episode 44 - Big Money Rustlas and the Poop Snake
In which the guys discuss the Insane Clown Posse vehicle Big Money Rustlas. Seth helps out a priest who likes gay porn. John reads a bunch of ICP related "Dear Chuckwagon" questions. Freeland tells us of the poop snake and a bad night at camp.
Apr 09, 2012•46 min
Episode 43 - The Rock-afire Explosion and Revenge Titties
In which the guys discuss The Rock-afire Explosion documentary and it's assorted depressing subjects. Freeland starts a new segment that quickly becomes an old segment. Seth wonders why someone would want to be pissed on in a London pub. John asks what we'd eat to put is in a diabetic coma.
Apr 02, 2012•41 min
Episode 42 - Chak De! India and Lots of Questions
In which the guys discuss the Bollywood girl's field hockey movie Chak De! India and answer a ton of "Dear Chuckwagon" questions from a healthy alternative to breadcrumbs to whether we're hiring for some kind of position.
Mar 26, 2012•49 min
Episode 41 - The Conflicting Schedules Compilation Special
Due to conflicting schedules, we weren't able to record the show as normal this week. So instead we put together a compilation show of a bunch of cut stuff that we think you will dig. Enjoy.
Mar 19, 2012•41 min
Episode 40 - Bloodfist and Culture Ghost
In which the gents discuss Don "The Dragon" Wilson's Bloodfist. We answer a ton of "Dear Chuckwagon" questions as we get them, live! Seth tells of an unfortunate man that was arrested while using a butt plug which leads Freeland to tell a butt story of his own. For those that didn't get their questions answered, we'll get to all of them eventually.
Mar 12, 2012•44 min
Episode 39 - Garfield's Pet Force and Ball and Oates
In which the guys discuss Garfield's Pet Force. John regales us with a story of a meth addict that burnt down a really old tree. Seth wonders why someone would let a saw be stuck in them. Freeland wonders why people take pictures of their food and whatever happened to hyper color shirts.
Mar 05, 2012•44 min
Episode 38 - Cyberbully and Spirit Animals
In which the guys discuss the ABC Family movie Cyberbully. Freeland lets us know who his new hero is. John lets us know about pervy cops. Seth asks what the Chuckwagon spirit animals are.
Feb 27, 2012•42 min
Episode 37 - Luv Ka The End and Nature's Pocket
In which the guys, joined by Dan Lisle, discuss the Bollywood film Luv Ka The End. Freeland wonders if something can be funny and too soon. John asks a "Dear Chuckwagon" question that scars us all. Seth wonders why someone would want piggyback rides from high school kids.
Feb 20, 2012•48 min
Episode 36 - Sleeping with the Enemy and MEGABUS!
In which the guys discuss the Julia Roberts flick Sleeping with the Enemy. Seth decides how to handle someone holding a door open for you, Freeland asks which supervillians we'd pick to for our Legion of Doom, and John rants about Megabus for a while.
Feb 13, 2012•51 min
Episode 35 - Rancho Deluxe and Time Travelling Masturbator
In which the guys discuss the boring as hell Rancho Deluxe. John shares a story of a homeless masturbator terrorizing quasi celebrities. Seth wonders why Oklahoma thinks we are eating human fetuses. Freeland shares an interaction on Blender.
Feb 06, 2012•49 min
Episode 34 - Crash Course and a Medium Cup of Pickles
In which the guys suffer through the 80s TV movie Crash Course. Seth discusses a picture of one of the bravest people ever. John asks about stupid purchases we've made. Freeland brings back a fan favorite, For the Ladies, and adds an impersonation twist.
Jan 30, 2012•51 min
Episode 33 - Posse and Mark Wahlberg Handjobs
In which the guys try to make it through Mario Van Peebles' Posse. John helps Mark Wahlberg deal with his 9/11 comments. Freeland makes a judgement on how he might die. Seth reads an "Ask Chuckwagon" about movies that steal your life.
Jan 23, 2012•52 min
Episode 32 - A Boy and His Dog and Ass Grease
In which the guys discuss Don Johnson's A Boy and His Dog. Seth wonders why someone would rub their ass on a painting. John is mystified by Tim Tebow's Fire. Freeland reads a question about how each of us would fair in a Battle Royale situation.
Jan 16, 2012•49 min
Episode 31 - BMX Bandits and The Bullwhip
In which the guys do horrible Australian accents while they discuss BMX Bandits. They then get introspective and talk about their favorite christmas presents/memories, their favorite moments from the Chuckwagon so far, and some New Year's resolutions for the show.
Jan 09, 2012•50 min
Episode 30 - Hard Target and a New Year's Revelation
In which the guys watch Van Damme's Hard Target. Seth wonders what the guys would put in their one night stand gift baskets. John lets us know about the Killer Klowns reboot. Freeland tells a tale from his trip to Disney. And then things get a little...weird.
Jan 01, 2012•47 min
Episode 29 - A Chuckwagon Christmas Special
In which the guys celebrate Christmas and leave you with a pile of enjoyable cutting room floor bitlets. Happy Holidays and Happy New Years!
Dec 26, 2011•43 min
Episode 28 - Santa Claus: The Movie and YELLING
In which the guys discuss Santa Claus: The Movie and all things Santa. Seth foresees our irradiated monkey future thanks to Japan. John wants to help an attorney with a tough job take his foot out of his mouth. Freeland begins his Choose Your Own Adventure segment.
Dec 19, 2011•45 min
Episode 27 - Double Dragon and Magnetic Fields
In which the guys discuss the trainwreck which is Double Dragon. Seth is amused by a guy trying to keep his wife through fake racism. John explores an ill fated kidnapping scheme for not a lot of money. Freeland starts a new segment by wondering what in the fuck someone is talking about.
Dec 12, 2011•45 min
Episode 26 - The Burning and Candy Cane Trumpet of Justice
In which the guys discuss the Weinstein classic, The Burning. Freeland reads a "Dear Chuckwagon" about road rage, John wonders if we are headed toward a nation of hobos, and Seth is baffled by a guy who thought it was okay to look at kiddie porn on an airplane.
Dec 05, 2011•48 min
Episode 25 - Chuckwagon Meat Salad Thanksgiving Special
In which the guys enjoy Thanksgiving and give you a selection of editing room floor bits and stories. Happy Thanksgiving!
Nov 28, 2011•46 min
Episode 24 - Jolene and The Wood Tick
In which the guys discuss the god awful Jolene. Seth wonders how a pube got to the top of the urinal and Freeland tells two stories, The Perturbed Vintner and The Wood Tick.
Nov 21, 2011•52 min
Episode 23 - Star Trek and The Coyote Plan
In which the guys discuss the Star Trek reboot. Seth wonders why someone would stick ordinance up their ass. John debuts the segment Dig Your Way Out and helps Ashton Kutcher out of a jam. Freeland tells us a story, which devolves into an amazing scheme to keep coyotes away from his home.
Nov 14, 2011•51 min
Episode 22 - Exit Wounds and Head or Gut?
In which the guys go back to the Steven Segal well and discuss Exit Wounds. Seth wonders why someone would repeatedly shit in front of a middle school. Freeland reads a letter about getting a father to like a daughter's boyfriend. And then he doubles down and asks if you have to get punched would pick the head or the gut?
Nov 07, 2011•51 min
Episode 21 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space and Alligator/Badger 2012
In which the guys discuss Killer Klowns from Outer Space. We finally get some email, so Freeland can really do his "Dear Chuckwagon" segment. We talk about getting extra sodas from a machine and pooping at a party. Seth ponders how someone would explain a physical relationship with a donkey. John introduces us to a world where animals have the same rights as people.
Oct 30, 2011•53 min
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