In which the guys, Freeland and John being in the same location, discuss Tremors 2. Seth wonders why someone would think they could make gold out of shit. Freeland tries to decide where a to misplace a shit. John makes fun of MC Hammer's future career plans.
In which the guys discuss the Fat Boys movie, Disorderlies. Seth shares a mind boggling police report from Ohio, John finds out how much of a promzilla Seth and Freeland are, and Freeland shares the first "Dear Chuckwagon" letter.
No new episode this week due to John having a really bad connection, but we were able to record this gem. If you like hearing us laugh like hyenas then this is your soundbite. If not, then we'll have a new episode next week.
In which the guys, joined by Dan Lisle, discuss the Bruce Willis vehicle, Hudson Hawk. Freeland determines who gets laid from their work more, writers or poets. Seth wonder's why someone would create a uniboob. and John finds out if we're too needy.
In which the guys discuss Seth's guilty pleasure, Jason X. Seth and John debate the name of Freeland's new segment. Seth asks why someone buring their severed fingers in a jar of alcohol. John does a girl magazine quiz. And we all learn more about fisting via Wikipedia.
In which the guys discuss the Burt Reynold's classic, Stroker Ace. John tells us about why you should not take baths with eels. Freeland asks when we realized we are actually adults. Seth reads a badly written Garfield fan fiction piece that isn't erotic at all. Unless you're into Garfield.
In which the guys discuss the terrible exploitation film, Run Bitch Run. Freeland tells us about Steven Seagal doing something stupid. Seth asks why someone would wash a bottle of hot sauce in a Target bathroom. John reads us some gay Highlander fan fiction.
In which the guys discuss Uwe Boll's The Final Storm and all it's lameness. Seth explains why you shouldn't buy things in McDonald's parking lots. John asks about thing from our childhood that have been ruined by time. Freeland returns to the Scottish highlands and makes us all tingly.
In which, Freeland is MIA again but it doesn't keep John, Seth, and John's brother, Mike, from discussing Will Smith's Wild Wild West. Seth disagrees that you should be able to sell anything on Craigslist. John regales us with a story about a broken Tempurpedic bed then asks us if we've ever been disillusioned by a hero or surprised by someone you hate.
In which, the guys discuss the erotic Billy Zane film, Lake Consequence. They guys make there picks for their death pool. Seth doesn't get kids these days with their pranks and what not. John wants to know what we'd pay each other to stop doing. While Freeland finishes up a classic work of romantic prose.
In which the guys discuss Sherman Hemsley's Ghost Fever. Seth can't believe people are dropping loads into co-worker's water bottles. John asks what we would do during the last week before the end of the world. Freeland reads a passage from Seduced by a Highlander. Talk of a bit for next week is laid out for all to hear.
In which, Freeland is once again absent, but John, Seth, and friend, Patrick discuss Vanilla Ice's Cool as Ice. They also wonder on why someone would snort something they found floating in the ocean and what celebrity deaths affected them the most. Also, through the power of editing, Freeland still delivers something For the Ladies.
In which the guys discuss the original Batman: The Movie with their friend, Nick. The Battleship trailer is also discussed, as is going back on promises, how many hot Russian women and female clowns there are. Freeland reads more smut and we talk about how he has good money management skills.
In which the guys discuss the SyFy masterpiece Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. There is finally some estrogen on the show as their friend Kate joins them for the first half. However, Seth's connect craps out and the guys are forced to record the second half sans Kate. They talk of crappy James Franco art projects, things they were blamed for but didn't do...or something like that, and Freeland reads more erotica and explains some of his masturbatory practices.
In which the guys discuss Irwin Allen's The Swarm and the impending beepocalypse. There are more than one stupidest thing in the world this week and the guys discuss privacy issues in a mature and sensible manner. Freeland reads dirty bits from a romance novel and they all giggle.
In which, the guys, joined by their friend Brad, discuss The Human Centipede. Talk of Entenmann's twitter presence and grudges follow. Freeland unveils his new segment, For the Ladies, and there is much fanfare. Brad shares a lovely anecdote regarding Freeland, a banana, strawberry jelly, and an orifice.
In which, the guys discuss the badness that is The Thing With Two Heads. North Korean women's soccer, celebrity run-ins, and chewable bull penises are also discussed.
In which Freeland returns and the Steven Seagal crapfest, Today You Die, is discussed. New segments The Stupidest Thing in the World, The Big Question, and Freeland Changes His Life are begun and don't go very well. Laughter is made at failure.
In which, John, Seth, and guest Nick Pentz discuss the ins and outs of the second Care Bears movie. New segments, John's Google Reader and Seth Talks Games, are introduced. Freeland is no where to be heard but that doesn't stop John, Seth, and Nick from telling stories about him.
In which John, Freeland, and Seth discuss Hercules Against Karate. The actual Chuckwagon restaurant is discussed at length. Sound issues abound. Apologies are issued.
In which John, Freeland, and Seth discuss the 1986 masterpiece, Body Slam. Poop is also discussed, as is poop related garments.
