Episode 140 - This is the End
In which the guys say goodbye with the help of a few of the guests the Chuckwagon has seen over its tenure.
Feb 10, 2014•1 hr 1 min
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Episode 139 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 11, 12, and 13
In which John and Seth discuss the specialest of ops and how incompetent Seagal really is while finishing the worst series in television history, True Justice.
Feb 03, 2014•50 min
Episode 138 - Freeland Story Hour Episode 0
In which Seth and Freeland lay out the future and embark on a new journey.
Jan 27, 2014•24 min
Episode 137 - One More Chuckwagon Meat Salad
In which the guys are terrible at making a schedule and give you several unheard segments from the cutting room floor. Bits include Freeland’s book mania, how toxic Halloween costumes are, sad lunches, Freeland trying to open a can of she crab soup, Freeland as a thief, the market price of a blowjob, eating expired foods, and Freeland dropping mouse traps down his pants.
Jan 20, 2014•46 min
Episode 136 - Sloppy Power Bottom and Was He a Half-Man?
In which the guys, plus Derek Tokaz, discuss revenge against Pep Boys, when to pull your pants up in public restroom, father lectures, the age of consent Google map, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Cat Stevens, Ricky Jay, Zulu, rugby culture, death by atomic wedgie, Sherlock Holmes pun pitches, and that time Freeland electrocuted himself.
Jan 13, 2014•48 min
Episode 135 - Meridian Titty Line and Penis Pain
In which Freeland sets about finding a personal center by photographing snow owls, Seth pitches a Chuckwagon Revival card game, and John attends another terrible wedding. The guys discuss Arrow, Anchorman 2, American Hustle, and the Wolf of Wall Street. Seth shares what traumas people have brought to their penises, John pitches a classic 80s flick with an unconventional cast, and Freeland lets us guess what his resolutions are for this year.
Jan 06, 2014•51 min
Episode 134 - A Knife in the Woods and A Ferris Wheel Named Bruce
In which the guys discuss their Christmases which included tears, wine, knives, lectures, and anthropomorphic dog and cat detectives. Freeland watches a bunch of movies and John tells of an unfortunate trip to Sea World from his youth. The gang answers a few questions from Yahoo Answers and then pitches a new TV show about a lady in love with a ferris wheel.
Dec 30, 2013•47 min
Episode 133 - Docking Fees and Timecrowave
In which Freeland returns and there is much rejoicing. The gang provides some needed business advice to Freeland who is looking to start his own company. Seth sees a baby get changed in a Fuddruckers booth. John pitches a television show about a time traveling microwave.
Dec 23, 2013•43 min
Episode 132 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 10
In which John and Seth discuss the differences between a pile of bricks and a brick wall. Meanwhile, Seagal murders more people and brings down the Yakuza in a very roundabout way, like decapitation.
Dec 16, 2013•30 min
Episode 131 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 9
In which John and Seth have issues that require tissues. Seagal deals with the Yakuza and a guy who had his house foreclosed on. He also giggles like the Pillsbury Dough Boy and isn’t sure what an orifice is.
Dec 09, 2013•37 min
Episode 130 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 8
In which John and Seth grow big ass beards for the fun of it. Seagal deals with the very serious topic of PTSD with the subtlety of a hot dog colored man with sausages for fingers. This episode ends with the single best piece of audio that has ever been recorded; from God’s pen to your ears.
Dec 02, 2013•35 min
Episode 129 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 7
In which John and Seth get a bunch of sharpie tattoos that won’t come off. Seagal battles the Aryan nation in an abandoned high school while one of his team smokes some meth. He’s also concerned about a bomb waking up a neighborhood, so you know his priorities are set correctly.
Nov 25, 2013•29 min
Episode 128 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 6
In which John and Seth cuts the throat of the inmate that is True Justice. Seagal murders someone in cold blood, is a bodyguard for an Asian liberal filmmaker, and makes Batman style deductions from text messages. Oh and he also defuses a bomb without being able to see it.
Nov 18, 2013•31 min
Episode 127 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 5
In which John and Seth stick their fingers in the mouth of this Seagal opus. Bad ecstasy is killing people and it’s up to Seagal and his team to find out who and why in a city with 10,000 rave clubs. Also, one of his team members has emphysema…yeah don’t ask us either.
Nov 11, 2013•36 min
Episode 126 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 4
In which John and Seth venture into the world of possible copycat serial killers or just regular serial killers…it’s tough to say. Bikers are immolated and dead mother’s last books are touched. Seagal is still wearing hunting glasses at night.
Nov 04, 2013•28 min
Episode 125 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 3
In which John and Seth venture into the world of Chinese black magic…or Seagal’s interpretation of it, which is laughable. A guest star rocks their world and they discover someone with a reverse Hitler mustache. Why is Seagal wearing hunting glasses at night?
Oct 28, 2013•28 min
Episode 124 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 2
In which John and Seth continue on with episode two of True Justice and the thrilling conclusion of the first two parter. Thrilling is a subjective word. Also, what’s a split tail?
Oct 21, 2013•35 min
Episode 123 - A Chuckwagon Special Report - True Justice Ep. 1
In which John and Seth embark on an epic journey to experience all of Steven Seagal’s police procedural, True Justice. What is the bucket of sand for?!
Oct 14, 2013•42 min
Episode 122 - Walrus Murder Mystery and Nobody Jerks Off on a Huffy
In which the guys, minus Freeland and plus Bob Rose, discuss Urban Adventure Quests, costume contests, racist costumes, karaoke, Curse of Chucky, Blackfish, Book of Mormon, Lawless, Don Jon, Room 237, True Justice, finding bikes sexy, poor porn on a church lawn, and why you don't try to invent new fuels.
Oct 07, 2013•51 min
Episode 121 - Yet Another Chuckwagon Meat Salad
In which the guys bring a collection of unheard bits from past shows to tickle your ears. There is talk of retractions, placenta eating, making eye contact with man's best friend, prison inmate pen pals, locking your keys in your car, kids knowing you're a fat ass, John's house, The Road and the future of robot sex maids, John's moon bounce castle, and Freeland's sex position apps.
Sep 30, 2013•41 min
Episode 120 - The Church of E.A.D and Semi Piss
In which the guys discuss being distracted from work, dog Facebook pages, fast food drive thru donations, John officiating a wedding and almost getting in a fist fight with the bride's father, port-a-potties with wood floors, GTA 5, Derek, In A World, Fringe, Longmire, Parker, lewd acts with Beyonce and Jay-Z's passports, and music that makes you stab people.
Sep 23, 2013•47 min
Episode 119 - A Snow Owl and Tongs and a Toilet Brush
In which the guys plus Dan Lisle discuss getting old injuries, more dog poop stories, advice that doesn't help anyone, bad Google searches, 9/11 marketing, doing standup, Luther, Robocop, Ironside Welcome to Night Vale, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Longmire, ghostbusting with a penis, the measure of success, and the failure to extract cash from an ass.
Sep 16, 2013•52 min
Episode 118 - Spread Eagle Clown and Krav Kaka
In which the guys discuss new iTunes reviews, guesting on a gaming podcast, a really bad stubbed toe, Freeland gathering more shit, John convincing someone to buy player piano ribbons and being a gift ninja, spread eagle clowns, disappointing your namesake, Freeland acting mentally handicapped to get out of picking up dog shit, Super, The World's End, The League, Jen Kirkman's podcast, rubbing shit on someone during a fight, and circumstances by which a penis would be voluntarily removed.
Sep 09, 2013•56 min
Episode 117 - College Bound Dicks and Fudging That Sundae
In which the guys discuss Freeland's new bunker life, the start of new classes, defining a bad touch, new job opportunities, camping with no supplies, clean asses in the apocalypse, Game of Thrones, The Act of Killing, Maximum Overdrive, The Wizard, The Neighbors, Dredd, discomfort in asses or penises, and forks in dicks.
Sep 02, 2013•50 min
Episode 116 - Cacophony and A Chuckwagon Promise
In which the guys finally join together in one location to discuss the exploitation of Seth's technical knowledge, Freeland's long move and watery movements, Elysium, The Butler, Batman: The Animated Series, and tackling the big question of what to do with our bodies after we die. Stay to the very end to hear Freeland try to burn John's house down.
Aug 26, 2013•48 min
Episode 115 - The Most Dangerous Game and Rashomon
In which the guys discuss 40 year olds wearing Harry Potter shirts, John's lost couch, sharing milkshakes, playing tag with a Chinese woman, sleeping on swords, the most dangerous game of all, It's A Disaster, Tomb Raider, Papers, Please, The Fifth Element, Freeland and Brad doing Rashomon, a new show for the Chuckwagon Broadcasting Network, and a yogi that speaks his mind.
Aug 19, 2013•54 min
Episode 114 - Clamp Play and The Gang Bang Organizer
In which the guys discuss Freeland DIYing his clamp play and dealing out life advice through comparison, Seth's first play session with his game, John's study of the habits of a coworker, Dreamscape, Veep, The Wolverine, Vietnam movies on Nyquil, words of wisdom from fathers, threatening people with knives, and gang bang organizer business cards.
Aug 12, 2013•49 min
Episode 113 - Ikea is Weird and One Man Enters, One Man Leaves
In which the guys discuss new relationships, privacy concerns, fun at Ikea, weird weddings, steak chips, Seth's card game, anecdotal parenting, John fathering lots of kids after the apocalypse, Stick, Candy Crush, Evil Apples, Foyle's War, piss teeth, future John sighting, and a 132 pound scrotum.
Aug 05, 2013•45 min
Episode 112 - Bloody Ass Burka Goats and Catnoceros
In which the guys plus Steven Yenzer discuss Freeland's pygmy horse love, the darkest timeline, enjoying awkward situations, more Snapchat hijinx, Macklemore, Downton Abbey, Professor Blastoff, Whodunnit, RIPD, The History of Rome, Cabin in the Woods, Barbarella, sex with cats.
Jul 29, 2013•48 min
Episode 111 - Ten Years of Mediocrity and Totally Titty
In which the guys plus Ian Corey discuss odd greeting card topics, rocking mustaches, SnapChat, a ten year anniversary at work ring, a tray of cookies, Freeland drinking too much bourbon and having a full man day, the yearly Gathering of the Juggalos infomercial, Pacific Rim, Sesame Street, future Freeland writing erotic poetry for work, and John determining what Freeland finds appropriate.
Jul 22, 2013•49 min
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