Woman Caught 'Wearing Disguises' To Take Citizenship Tests

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Clique can't get enough of these images of Kim Kardashian bashing up a car with a baseball vat. Now.

When I first saw this and it said that they were like you could see they were filming something, I thought her and Courtney had a massive blue naha and she just took to her car.

No, it is on set. Have you ever taken out your frustrations, your real life frustrations on an inanimate object.

No, I haven't because I use my words, so I don't ever go for objects.

Or sometimes physical sometimes so yeah, words I'm talking about when you're by yourself, like when you're just so angry about something, you can't use your words. You can, you can mutter and yell at yourself or whatever.

I still managed to find them sometimes I have.

I have just once.

What did you do?

What did you throw?

It? Punched a pillow.

I punched a pillow.

And made a wild guttural sound from my angry soul when I did it. And let me tell you, I recommend it. Okay, it was like a leaving of fury yep, and I purged it and then I was fine.

Well maybe you're onto something there. Then I'll give it a go. I'll tell you what, I would love.

To attack a car with a baseball bat like this woman has. It is on Satan. It's part of you know, her new serial.

That show with All's Fair Fair It looks really good, great cars.

Glenn Close, Sarah Paulson, Naomi Watts, and then two names I don't know, Nissi Nash and Teyana Taylor? Should I know them? Am I showing my age?

No, you're not.

It does seem like she's taken or the producer has taken inspiration from Beyonce's video. Hold up absolutely, I think Beyonces also wearing yellow.

Kim's in yellow here and she bashes what we.

Assume was jay Z's car when she found out he was cheating with Beck You with.

For good hat and the reason and the reason that she is in yellow Beyonce because of the whole lemonade business, and they've absolutely mirrored that look. Yellow is my favorite color. Lock up your baseball bats, is all I'm saying. Also, side note, that is one of my top three Beyonce songs, hold on, hold up, Yeah, really absolutely so.

But it's a bit weak in terms of Queen Bee.

I didn't ask for your opinion on it.

I gave.

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Chrissy's cliches, you know, I am always interested in people that are going to don a disguise, okay, and I often think how how would I disguise myself?

For first things, first, I'd give you a week.

Absolutely, your hair is gorgeous and very recognizable.

Feel like it would have to be blonde and short, yes for me to really like blend away from myself.

And if I'm going to get really serious here, you've also got a really great recognizable jaw, So I think we'd get some prosthetics and square out the jaw.

I love the.

So when I saw this article with a woman with her face blurred out but for very distinct wigs, I was in. This woman has been running a little cottage industry where she goes and sits for official government documents on behalf of other people, and sits citizenship tests and PA and passes and then gets the photo taken and hands it on to somebody.

Oh my god, and she's in her sixties, it says.

Initially I thought, yeah, she's sixty one. I mean, you got to make a living side out. But I initially thought, oh, well, it's a really kind thing to do. Actually it's a bit robin hood. You know, I'm going to do your test for you and then you can stay. And then I thought, what if? What if a terrorist comes to her and says, hey, I'd like to be a citizen.

Yeah.

True, that would be very about So I understand why she was charged and arrested and we'll probably go to jail. So I get that. I'm not going to do it.

I'll tell you what.

It takes a great set of balls to turn up and get a photo taken that is not you. And I know because I've done it. Back in the late eighties, there was this thing called a pub card. It was off an ID you could get anyway. My sister's much older than me, but I had a birth certificate and I went and had a photo at the you know, Vic Rhodes or wherever you got the pubcard from with my face but her birth date, and they're like, let's go to pubs and whatever.

Epic. I love that.

Very naughty.

So like your version of a fake ID.

Absolutely as I just found a dude in Brighton who looked like me.

No, I see, I couldn't. It had to be me. I was born, you know, eight years before. Anyway. Now the seven has unveolved the lineup of coaches for The Voice twenty twenty five and I am on board. We got wrote and Keating, Great, we've got another spice girl, a great mel and he Ce Sporty Spies epic, Kate Miller hide Key's back. But the one I'm really excited about Richard Mark. And the reason I'm excited we're the you.

Do you think Richard Marks is the kind of dude though that would have in his contracts, like put in his contract that he doesn't have to sing.

No.

I think he's a really good guy, bang up for it. Yeah, and I think we're going to fall in love with Richard Marks all over it.

I'd love to hear this live.

One of the worst songs regulated Timo right next Beautiful Night I'm gonna played in full tomorrow.

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