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I know I'm not supposed to give away any clues to what the word is, but I'm going to tell you what it isn't.
The word is not aptect.
Don't let's talk about the block show we now that we're talking about nine and nine now the blocks, the Channel nine's a juggernaut.
The block finished last night.
The auction episode is some of the best TV we have in Australia.
And I reckon, I mean I haven't looked at the stats, but I reckon it is usually the highest rating show of the year across the board, because.
Even if you haven't watched a frame of it, that's fun and.
It had come close to you.
Yeah, because everyone loves an after. You know, this is before and after, it's the after the results.
And how exciting is an auction in real life?
Even exactly The winners are the sisters, Charlotte and Maddie, and they walked away. I mean they were late to the show because you might not remember this, but early on the original cast there was a couple there that just disappeared and then the sisters came in and they took it out. In the end, they aid one point six five million dollars.
It was exciting TV. Swanny, that is so much money. Do you think it's just because they went last in the auction order or is it because of their house?
Don't I never understand that.
I feel I just can't get my head around how the position makes a difference, but you know, apparently it does.
But have a listened to how it unfolded.
Come on on, behalf of Maddie and Charlotte. Good luck your opportunity here and now Unit one, I'll for grabs here and now where are we gonna underweight Tura?
We're happy?
Two and a half million dollars of commilities A two and a half free.
Three point five million?
What is that?
What? You just won the block?
Why?
Oh, it's not the communist what I know what?
It's show a bronze keeping Jimmy. Some of them welcome the block.
That is so much money and it really blew Scott Cant's mind. Yeah, that pause was real and obviously people in the control room, the producers were going.
They just one, they have just won, Tell them that won.
And He's like what because it jumped so much from you know yeah, yeah.
And that was mister Lambo who came in with that crazy amount of money.
Let's talk about this guy, Adrian Portelli. Turns out that he bought every single house that was for sale last night. You didn't see him by all of them because he had secret squirrel business going on.
We got the Royal blush Mate, we bought the whole lot. We didn't see bidding in all the auctions I had. I had a buy his agent with me three point five million. That massive bit at the end was that sending a message? That was a message sent that that was my last appearance on the block, and I thought I'd go out with a bank.
Valet to the executive producers sanity. Now that Adrian Portelli is not going to buy anymore, you're legit would they're going to miss him.
Who's going to buy the houses and dolls for next year or not? Us?
The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. First, Chrissy's Clickfait Mattel have released the Wicked Dolls.
So the Wicked movie is.
Coming out next Thursday. Swani hit cinemas next Thursday.
It's got Ariana Grande and everyone's dying to see it.
If you love it, you can get a doll.
And I'm looking at the one that is Ariana Grande's car looks exactly like Ariana.
They nailed that jaw, how.
Do they do it? And the eyes, those dreamy little Bambi eyes.
She really looks like a Disney princess in real life.
I'm going to get to a scandalous element on the box, but I've just been reminded.
I love a doll of.
Somebody that you know, like, I love to really look at the faces and think, how did they do that? I've had a doll made of me before there was a there was a promotion or a fancy machine or something actually through Australia Post.
Would you believe what? And you would know? Maybe I dreamed it?
I don't know, But how have you never showed me this? I want to see at irl.
I think we were working together when I did it.
Anyway, you went in and then you got a body scan and then they made you this doll. Anyway, it was at my house. I was wearing a blue and white dress when I you know, was when it happened anyway, So it was me, this little doll. My friend's brother was there from the UK or whatever, and he saw the doll and he picked it up and laughed. I didn't realize that it was of me. And he goes, oh, she's a sturdy lass.
She's a sturdy lass. And my friend looked at him and looked at me and was.
Like, ha, ha, what did you say? I just pretended I couldn't hear it because I thought how embarrassing for him. You're right, she is a sturdy laugh. But imagine if I had said, oh, that's me and then he ah and just.
Watched this ground hopefully open up.
I know, thank go though, that I didn't have a website on the box, because the website written on this matel box of there around a grande wicked doll is www dot wicked dot com. And if a kiddie puts that into their computer, they will be taken to a very far not place, the sort of place that requires an age.
Authorization in order to get in. Do you know what I mean?
Now? Parents are apparently losing their mind over this swanny. Is it that big of a deal? Like Mattel have apologized, Like there's a little restriction, like you said you have to take it you're eighteen and over? Is this outrage for the sake of outrage?
I want to say it is, but I would not care less.
I'd go, Okay, like you saw some well, you can't even it's a black it's a black page.
Also, who's reading the back of those boxes. What kids going to a website?
I used to read every single word of every single box I ever received, absolutely serial box and everything.
Yes I did. You're some people are like that, Yeah, I would have read it if I if I.
Really wanted this toy and I got it, I would have read every single thing that Yeah wow, okay.
But also you can find these websites anywhere.
And sorry, parents, the kids already have.
And also one.
Percent of kids have this box with with from we get one hundred percent of people have got Google. All.
Right, before we go.
We need to talk about Sabrina Carpenter sap Gap. She was performing and there was a mosh pit and somebody weeding it. Somebody did a warm wey yeah, please please don't die on me? What rhymes with please wheeze.
Wueeze, weez weeez.
I mean, this is why I would never go into a mosh pit, because you've got it.
You've got to think these.
People who have been queuing to get in, they don't want to miss a second, that's the thing. They don't want to miss a second of the performance. And some people are animals, absolute animals.
Other concert goers felt.
Norm we that would do me in like I would just want to drop dead on the floor there and then.
I would pay. I would pay the entire value of the block to see you in with someone we Chris is This One show is a Nova podcast.
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