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Let's go clicking Chrissy's click face. See what Martha Stewart looks like, a frosty lady.
She's hard, Yes, she's salty.
Like for somebody that creates such beauty. She's so good at like beautiful food and interiors and like beauty is important. You would think that she would be more touchy feely.
Do you think maybe? Though? Because I agree with you, Do you think maybe the persona we see of her, the public facing persona is is like hard exterior No, but deep down she's just a softy No.
I think that this is her, This is her through and through.
Yes, And I think there I've got proof of it. She went on Drew Barrymore's show. Now, Drew Barrymore is a giant, softy, sioky, emotional, really in touch with her feelings, love touching others and also.
Very very physically touchy feeling.
She reminds me of somebody I know quite well. Me and the two of them are like oil and water. Have a listened to this exchange that occurred Andrew Barrymore's show.
What makes you soft and gooey though?
When you're treated like a lady. Someone someone comes in and you're the wrong gender.
I know the way it's going with I'm so sure anymore.
He's dressed inspired Martha come here, beauty dog.
Okay, so she likes.
Dogs, but she didn't like Drew coming up to touch her.
Drew was touching her all over and she literally pushed her away and did a little flick.
I love it. It was just the ha hand push hue touch me.
And then she says something interesting, you're the wrong gender. I thought, Wow, you only like advances or you only like to be touched by men.
Yeah, she's old school like that. Also, remember she was in prison, like you've got to build up this hard extue, like you've got to be to protect yourself.
I've got to watch that documentary.
Apparently it's unbelievable.
She also did a weird Drew Barrymore on that show did a weird thing where she went back to where Martha Stewart grew up. There was like as a town in New Jersey, and she got her to talk about, you know, nostalgic memories. And I think Drew was really trying to get her to be soft and human and like her. And then inexplicably drew crossed to the town and like some old relations of Martha Stewart's was there. It was just so desperate to try and make Martha look nice.
How did Martha react to that?
Not great? She was like, what are we doing this?
Martha's like, bro, I've ditched those people. I'm mate with Snoop now exactly. I've moved on.
And it would have been about one hundred and fifty years since she'd been to that town.
Anyway, what about this redded article? Let's move on.
I dress up to the nines for my school run and my husband says, it's embarrassing.
Please discuss.
I mean, what are your thoughts.
I have two thoughts. I know that this is a thing.
It is not a thing for me, and it probably is the reason why I stopped run.
The school run and the.
Pickup because of people looking at you.
Well, just it's so seeny sometimes and it's like, guys, we're just here to pick up our kids.
This is not actually a big part of our day. That's my thing.
That is the least important part of my day. And I felt weird because I dressed accordingly that it was the biggest part of some people's dad.
Yeah, and you do what, Sonny. Even in primary school, I still remember as a kid the one woman that was always at the school gate at three thirty waiting for her kid, looking bougie. Gail. Yeah, Gail was always there, I must say.
I do remember.
There was this fabulous woman who used to come and pick up her kids. Her name was missus Long, Okay and Cheryl Long. And she had a big pile of red curls in like a big bee hive, and she would wear colorful moomours and she would have long lacquered nails and smoke out the driver's side window of like a vintage Mercedes Vibe.
And that if I could do it, if you could.
Do it like that, I would see, this is my thing. This also what a crap husband hating on her for that. Two things. A life's a runway. Walk it however you want, man, Let someone do it. B This fashion for some people is like their creative expression. Some people draw some people. So some people like to dress well, and you don't.
I know, I agree, And I think dressing well is wonderful. And one of these days I will I will start trying that out. But do you think it's I mean, I don't want to judge, but I think it is sad a little bit that you know that that is an event space a school where you don't go and you're there for five minutes to pick up your kids. I don't I don't think that that is an event. No, that's like you know, putting on a hippee to fill up your car.
We'll shout out to all those mums on World Kindness Day, The.
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The new Bridge Jones diary trailer has dropped, and we're going to talk about that.
But first, let's.
Let's talk about this weird, weird thing from Army Hammer's mum.
Now, Armie Hammer is an actor.
He suffered lots and lots of terrible headlines about his character and his predilection.
For eating other human beings.
We don't even know if that's true, actually, but you know, rumors for a reason.
I guess.
I mean, where the smoked this fly? I read Desmoir and there were a lot of messages sent in.
Imagine if that was your legacy, right, Like, oh my god, how do you ever get away?
But then you come back from it and decide to launch your own podcast called Army Hammer Time.
Oh my god.
Anyway, and then not only do you have your own podcast called Army Have a Time, you invite your mom on it to divulge the weird present that she organized for you.
I think you learned not to put stupid things in dms because no one was eaten, but you were stupid. And let's talk about what I gave you for your birthday this year? What did you get?
So I call Army and I go, Army, what would you like for your birthday this year? And he goes, oh, I don't know, you know, maybe money whatever. And I was like, I believe I'm going to give you avessect to me.
Yeah wow, I.
Mean, no wonder he wanted money. I remember if you had this big song and dance about selling his car that he love.
Yeah, there's no money.
Well, if mummy's paying for you for sected me at that age.
That is deeply insulting, isn't it.
That means that you I wish I hadn't had you, and I'm making sure.
That he's already got kids. Doesn't he know?
It's bizarre.
Hey, she reminds me of the mum on the Menendez doco on the on Monsters.
That whole scenario gives me the ick.
Yeah, I get it.
Let's move on to a Bridget Jones.
Have you seen all of the Bridget Jones diary film only the first?
Okay, they are good.
I love renes Elweger and the new film Bridget Jones.
Mad about the boy We spoke to it.
Spoke about it a few weeks ago because you Grant's in it, and he said he wouldn't have signed up for it unless it was a lovely role.
And it is.
The movie looks amazing. The trailer is good. Look it up and the story covers off obviously Renezewegger's character of Bridget Jones, Mary's Colin Firth's character mister Darcy, and then he passes away and the store starts when she is trying to get her life back together with two small kids being a widow. All her friends put her on the apps and stuff, which is tedious and predictable, and then she meets by chance, a very very young man in a park and they appear.
To get it old. You can call me rockstar pons that you can call her mummy.
How old are you eight? Oh no, I'm just kidding. Twenty nine?
Do you miss Tata sometimes?
I miss him all of the times.
Can you survive? I think so?
Not enough to survive.
You've got to lift.
Just carry a child.
It looks so gorgeous, but please, there's ever a woman like that is going to be?
What do you mean sweany?
There is no w Yes, there is is.
Leo Woodle he was on the White Load. Is He's great? Also great use of these words in the trailer.
I notice that, yes, hey.
Bridge Jones, the film It's not It's in cinema is in on fed thirteen. That's actually not that far away.
I know, but it feels like too far.
I'm excited, too far.
Tell you what if you do want to see a film where an older woman has relations with a younger man. The best I've ever seen was Emma Thompson in Good Luck to You Leo grand It is chef's kiss and believable because she pays him. Chrisy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova podcast dot com. Do are you