Are Halloween Decorations A Waste Of Time?

The Chrissy Swan Show. Hello, and welcome to our humble show.

Jack, do you want to let our beautiful listeners in on the off air conversation we just had about your state of mind?

I just said to you that and to Tom, I'm scared that I'm going to say something on air today that I shouldn't.

How thrilling and why would this be because normally that's my job.

I know.

I just am a little bit delirious today. And before in the office, Tom said, are you okay today? It's the Halloween Spookman?

Yeah?

It is.

It is the what is it all Hallos or something? There's some sort of I mean, my fifteen year old about to turn sixteen. Yeah, is really coming into his own in terms of his brain capacity.

Okay.

And last night he said to me, Halloween's a pagan festival, do you realize? And I was like yeah, but I was just like cooking a rather two we had leftover zucchinis, and I just didn't want to I didn't want to talk about pagan no paganism. He was like, what actually is pagan? And I was like, can we talk about this last?

Leave me alone.

I'm working up an album and the Chipmunks costume.

Okay, hey, coming up after three o'clock, we have your invite to see the Kid the roy Live in Nova's Red Room, in the bum Bag and Chrissy's Quizzy. Before three, we're going to be playing Chrissy and Jack's Voyage to Victory. Oh Voyard voy you guys, I've changed it. You could win a Disney cruise line. So make sure you jump on the Nova Player app and register. But next we're going to do sweeping statements.

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Let's do this Swan's Sweeping Statements. I've got to last minute sweeping statement ote twenty four to ten.

By the way, give us a call. What is your unpopular opinion? I just made some cheese on toast with the ever brilliant.

Burger cheese from Bager.

From began now. And someone else was in the in the office. I'm not going to name.

Names, name them, name them, name, name them.

Name mom, and and she was also making some toast, and she said, do you want me to leave this out? And she pointed to the dairy blend tub when I said no, And in fact, that should be against the law.

Who was it a.

Dairy blend is not butter. The end.

Yeah, you really get your Nikki's in a not about margarine, don't you?

Just it's margarine. I don't care if you call it dairy blend or spreadable. It's margarine. It's wrong. It should be against the law.

Okay, just buy butter. End of. We don't need the alternative while we're.

Here and I'm in a cranky mood.

Confetti and glitter that is included in packages that are sent to other human beings.

If you do that, you should go to jail.

What about drop it in a birthday card or like a whek.

No, in no sendible object should confetti or glitter or its close relatives be involved.

Just no, it's annoying. I don't want to have to vacuum my carpet because of your stupid confetti.

It's the worst.

Yeah, I'm with this one.

It's like the equivalent of a prank to me.

Gross.

It may as well be a dog poop. That's how I react.

I love it. Okay.

My sweeping statement today is that decorating your house with Halloween decorations is tacky and looks awful. Jack, I know I'm not like a Grinch. I love the idea of Halloween. Halloween for kids, I used to trick or treat. It's an excuse for a party. As an adult, I'm all for that, But what about Christmas?

Are you allowed to do it for that?

No? I also think that's just unnecessary in tacky like Donna, take the spider web off your fence.

It looks stupid.

You haven't gone all out and respect your home, respect the beautiful house that you're in.

Wow, don't ruin it.

This is this is really going to ruffle four ten.

What is your sweeping statement? We will give you a nutrable just for telling us.

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Are like the Chriasy Swan Show, let's get on popular swans sweeping statements. Dairy blend is not butter, and confetti and sprinkles and sparkles and glitter should never be included in envelopes or packages.

And Halloween decorations on your house are tacky and shouldn't be allowed.

And I can't believe that you include Christmas decorations there. What about the classic Santa's legs coming out of this chimney days that's.

A plus for Actually, No, I'm okay with that stuff. And I like a beautiful reef on the.

Is a reef wreath? Did I just say wreath? Wow?

I'm unhinged. A wreath is beautiful. I think Christmas I'm okay with. It's just halloweene, like a spider web on your fence, like grim Hello.

Collette, pretty?

How are you?

I'm good? You hate today, don't you? Collete?

I do.

My sweeping statement is I hate Halloween. I agree with Jack. I think we teach our kids not to take lolly some strangers, best strangers in masks and costumes, you know, and then one day a year we're letting them go knock on doors and beg for LOLLI So I hate it.

Do you have kids, like?

Yes, and they're adults now, but jeez, they hated it. They good moms and we go, you know, knocking on doors in freaking trading m milk.

Good on you, good on you for sticking to it.

You know collect.

Do you have friends that decorate their houses? Do you shade them for it?

I don't really know anyone that decorates their houses, but I know who set her into it. And you're on the Halloween green.

I hate it.

I say to my kids, I will go and buy you lollies.

You're not gone began for them.

And so what happens if somebody comes to your door today? If some kids come to your door they.

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Hello Teal, Hello Chrissy. Hi, what a beautiful name you have.

Thank you, kudos to my dad for naming me after a funny tak Great fantastic.

Now what is your sweeping statement? Teal?

Flat soft drink is one hundred percent better than like bubbly or freshly open.

Oh that's interesting, so more of a cordial vibe.

A little bit. I think just a bubble. They're a bit like nails on a blackboard for me. Interesting make you look at too full. So I definitely prefer flat soft drink.

Have you got a method to get it from fizzy to flat or is it just time?

Well, literally, I'll open it, pull my partner a drink, and then I'll put it back in the fridge and then a couple of days later.

That's what about best sweeping statements. I really like that. Have a nutribullet flip on its way to you.

Hello, Duyne, Hey, what's your problem with almond milk?

Nor Waane?

Well, it's not milk. It should be called almond sap what it is? I don't know how the vegans get away with using a name of an animal product.

It is shap.

It's not really sap, is it.

It's like almond water because it's just mashed up almonds.

In the water that goes with that.

It still looks like sap.

Dwayne, you're funny.

Have you got pvcla PVC glue? When you think about it?

What is your take on vegans in general?

I look, I don't mind because they're leaving more meat for me to eat.

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I use oron milk often in my nuturb bullet flip.

Good Hello, beck, I'm and sack.

Hi, Chrissy, how are you good? What's your sweeping statement?

Use is not a word?

What do you mean? Why are usc?

No?

No?

No?

Doesn't it sound awful when people say it?

What happens when customer service?

I can't.

I hear it all the time and it literally makes my blood won cl I.

Get it's not a word.

Do you ever say anything to people like? Do you correct them? Or you just have to bite your tongue?

I cringe.

I don't say anything generally unless it's someone that I know well, and then I will say something, and I will say, use is not a word.

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It's not bad. Come on, because I've done it.

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Once a fortnight one of them will say, do you remember we went off that Disney cruise.

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It almost becoming real.

Is Mandy.

Now?

Who would you be taking with you with their little carry on luggage?

My hobby and my two sons. But are massive Disney fans as well.

Oh Mandy, do they know about the unlimited soft serve?

Oh yeah, that sounds good.

Now, Mandy, you are our carryover champ. But today we also have Bianca who's playing against you. You're playing with me by Anko.

How are you going? I'm good? How are you good? I'm feeling good today. I feel like we're going to win this.

I hope so, Bianki, can I tell you?

If you do win this, make sure you tell your kids that, like at eleven o'clock at night, because there's no time on.

The Disney cruise there's no time, of course, and.

At like eleven o'clock at night, you can go out in your pajamas on the deck and there's like a live action like robbery heist with Spider Man flying all over.

Like wow, you'll lose your mind anyway.

Only one can come back tomorrow again.

Quiz Master has entered the studio.

Your name's your buzzers girls, Hello quiz Master Hello.

Question is really serious? Girls?

Question number one?

Hey, is Bianca fully across that?

If she doesn't know the answer, she can say Bianca and then hand it over to you.

Do you know that the anchor?

Yes?

Okay, Yes, I do, Okay, great, okay.

Question number one, which continent is Tarzan set in?

Mandy? Yes, Mandy Christy?

Can you help Amazon Jungle?

You should have got your No, that's the incorrect answer Amazon junk. Yeah, Bianca, do you want to steal that?

I will and I'll get Jack to answer that one.

It is in Africa.

That is the correct continent.

The anchor. We're on the scoreboard, my friend.

Let's do this.

Okay, question number two in Mowana, which object gives Maui his shape shifting powers?

Banker the hook? Correct?

Wow, she's on big.

You get to.

Come back tomorrow and play for the big prize?

Do I get a consolation?

You do?

We're going to send you a double pass to go and see Molana Io, which is in cinemas November twenty eight. And you know what, Mandy will send you to doubles so you can take the whole family.

Okay, Oh, thank you so much, Thank.

You our pleasure. Now be ankle.

We will see you here tomorrow and if you win tomorrow's game, you will be going on that Disney cruise line.

Oh my god, I come.

I'm so excited.

Pressure is on.

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Let's go clicking Chrissy's clique.

I feel like I was very early to the party with the Menendez boys because you were I've been across their case since it actual happened.

Was it nineteen ninety or the end of the eighties, like it was the end of the eighties.

I don't know, but I remember it then. I've watched every docco.

Frankly, I'm thrilled that everyone's on board now because it gives me more people to talk about the atrocities with.

It's fascinating because you know that I've been on too true crime since before it was cool. Yeah, yeah, And I love it because it was a great shame for a very many years for me, I had to lie about my fascination and now I don't. Everybody's interested in it.

Everyone wants to chat about it.

Everyone suddenly got their favorite serial killers, you know.

Yeah.

Anyway, update on the Menendez brothers. If you're not across the story, start now on Netflix. Everybody Else's the dramatization of this horrendous story. It's called monsters. And does that title refer to Lyle and Eric.

Aw their parents, kitty?

And who was the dad kitty?

The dad's naw hoose a?

Who do you think monsters refers to? I think it refers to the parent.

For me, it's the parents absolutely.

And that's been a nice change.

And it's not us that only us that sees them as the real monsters because they have come up for I mean, we sort of call it parole here in this country, where you know, judges and whatever look at your case and see how you're going and whether you've done enough time and whether you can be released their try. Their crimes are set to be revised on December eleven.

Wow, that's soon, the December eleven.

They could be out in time for Christmas. That means right exactly.

And what they're doing is their lawyers are trying to change the conviction from murder to manslaughter. If they are successful, if their crime is downgraded to manslaughter, they will be free men immediately that day. Get your things, get out because they've already served the time three.

Times the amount that you would for manslaughter.

Wow, and Swanny, how long have they been in jail? Four now? Is it thirty thirty five years?

Tom telling me it must be that even I don't know. It's so hard to comment on it. But even if they don't change the conviction, yeah, I think thirty five years is enough for what they did.

Is that controversial to say?

No?

I think it is.

I think it's enough given what they went through. Yes, you cannot murder anymore.

They were essentially children when they.

Did yet, and you can't murder your parents. But given the circumstances, I think they've done their time.

I agree, So I'll be very interested to hear what's what happens on December eleventh. And if you're wondering how the Menendez boys celebrate Halloween, Absolutely they have. They've booked their DVD okay from the prison library. They're going to have some popcorn and watch it. Steve kings it not going to watch Monsters.

I wonder if they've seen it.

I reckon they would have.

They have.

I think they are both quite into each other, into themselves, sorry, not like wow, that was a forty I.

Think they're so obviously seeing the show I have.

I think they're into themselves that they would want to see how they were portrayed.

And yes, like yeah, I wonder if in prison they've still got like you know, in like primary school when they'd roll out the TV on the weely thing. I wonder if they've still got them in prison prisons or if it's like a screen up.

In the retreat that was always the most thrilling day at school when they rolled that out. So hopefully they can give the fillins a bit of a thrill. Let's move on to Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz. News broke yesterday that they.

Are no longer Splitsville headed down the aisle, They're no longer engaged.

It's all over a little bit.

More information has come to that the reasons behind the split. People are saying a source close to the couple, Yeah, say that they recently did a press junket for a film that they're both in.

It's called Blink Twice. It's loosely a horror film.

Yea, And this is it's a weird concept I think to be putting out into the domain. They realized on this junket that, you know, when they were being interviewed together, that they're just not aligned and that they want different things. It's just so odd that it took a presh junket.

Like did a journal ask a weird question in an interview that triggered this, Like what do you mean you're busy talking about your work and like being ushing from hotel room to cinema to TV set like.

Her maybe It was sort of the first holiday they've been on together, and you know, he left his underpants in the bathroom and she went, oh, this is it. I'm not signing up for this. Very interesting. They have, though, signed on the dotted line before they've broken up to start together in another film, which is interestingly produced and stars Kate Blanchette Australia.

Oh wow, anyway they are still going to do that.

Oh all eyes are going to be on them on that set.

That would feel weird because everyone would be just fanging to see what the dynam is.

What is the choice? They say? One of them says, oh, I'm not going to do this job.

They've obviously accepted the job because they both believe in it, So who's going to back down? It's like who gets the beagle?

Do you know what I mean? Who gets to keep the canpig the tent?

Maybe it'll bring him back together?

Swanee No, no, definitely not is the Chrissy Swan show.

I mean read alert what the man that ghosted while in a relationship with my Queen and savior Maddi Heely is in this country. It's like the Devil and the Angel. I hear at the same time. And I speak, of course, of Mattie Heally and the great Chris Martin from Coldplay.

I mean they're similar kind of dudes. They are not. Yeah, you well both rockers, man.

How dear you. Chris Martin is a thoroughly decent man.

So is Maddie Healy. Taylor's annoying and he got out of there as quick as he could.

Why didn't he tell her what he was doing?

Him?

Response?

Should give go get him instead? I've got some questions.

Instead of responding to him, she'd like write some lame song and voice mine her like strumming the guitar to it.

Oh my god, I just I'm so full of rage.

And also, do not test me because the stuff that I have organized this morning in order to get to cold Play tonight is going to a stound.

Do we need to dedicate some like specific specific time for you to run me through what you've done.

I do want to do that because I want to give you an insight into what it takes for me to leave the house.

And I can tell you what I've had to do too.

I'm gonna next we're playing a round of Chrissy's Quizzy and insight. The bum bag is your invite to see the Kid the Roy live in Nova's Red Room. You don't want to miss out on this Redroom. It's going to be incredible.

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Let's get Kid l Ryan Now Chrissy's Quizzy.

Wow.

The phone lines have almost melted down, and registrations on the Nova Player app through the roof because we've recently announced that the Kid LaRoy is performing in an exclusive Nova Redroom.

At Cujibay Hotel. How good is that? So good?

Claire? How badly do you want to go? So?

So bad?

So bad?

What's your favorite song? Oh?

I said it was blessing, just actually one of his older ones, about maybe six years old.

I like that.

I like that choosing an older one is real flex Claire, and I appreciate it.

I see what you're doing there, Brittany.

Hello, Hello, Hello.

Do you think you know in romper room style that when he sings out girl, when he sings girls at the Red Room performance, that he might put your name in there?

Oh?

I hope so, of course. I want to shape what my mama got that gave me to that song. Brittany's going to death and Brittany's going to have fun.

Oh my god, she speaks about herself and the third person I am in heaven.

Now I can't pick a favorite. I wish both of you could go, but only the winner can so really play hard.

Girls definitely goodbe so.

Your names are your buzzers. It's a very Christian of you, Brittany.

It's the best of five, meaning the first person to get three answers correct will be going to see our boy, the kid LAROI.

Question number one, Swanye.

How old is the kid LAROI grat.

Brittany. I agree, Tom, Yeah, that was Brittany. Britney just got in two.

Oh Claire, he is twenty one. We're double checked because he might have just had a birthday. You know, they creep up on you like mine is on Sunday.

Thank you for asking.

He's twenty one.

I know it's twenty one. Did you just write organized flowers for Swanny?

I've already organized your present. I literally had a ten minute conversation with Kantos my house made about it last night.

Oh god, he's so stylish.

Question number two, we're going to fun routes and don't get stylish?

Okay? Great? Which vegetable is linked to Halloween? Brittany, Britney, pumpkin. It is a pumpkin.

It is one a piece swany. Question number three.

Can you name one of the two Menendez brothers? Yes, Claire, Eric correct with a.

K and I'm not mad on it neither.

The kay ruins it visually not here for it. Chuck a seed there Bro. Question number four, This is for the wind, Claire, chuck a.

Sea there Bro. Can you name this kid LAROI song?

His best song?

Claire, nights like this?

It is nights like this, Claire, and you are going? We done?

Oh, thank you so much.

We have an exclusive invite to Nova's Red Room featuring at kid LaRoy and your name is on the door.

My girl, Oh my god, I'm so excited.

I can't wait.

See you're there, Claire. Actually just joking. I don't know if we're going tonight. I'd like to go. Can we go?

Oh?

God?

After what I've had to put in? Planned to see Coldplay? I don't know the Chrissy Swan show. Mental note to self. Google the year that Gwyneth Paltrow's dad, Bruce Paltrow passed away and see if Chris Martin wrote that for Gwyneth about her grieving about her dad. You're listening to the Chrissy Swan Show on Nova and that is going to be bringing back some beautiful memories to everybody that was at the show. Last night.

Coldplay kicked off there to Australian tour here in Melbourne last night.

My sister was there. She said it was amazing.

We're two peas in a pod and she said, now that I'm here, I'm actually excited.

Oh good.

I was excited Swanny when I saw brook Worn upload a video of him dedicating your favorite song Sparks to Shane Warner.

I believe this song is perfection. Oh my god.

Parachutes is my favorite album. There's not a huge amount of Parachutes on the set list, but I digress.

Can I tell you that.

The response we got yesterday when we had surprise tickets for beautiful listeners of the Christy Swan Show was almost unprecedented. Everybody wants to go, and until very recently I wasn't going either. We were lucky enough to be offered tickets yes.

Which very rarely happens. To be honest, you think it happens all the time.

It doesn't, not nowadays.

No, So I was like, oh my god, this is an opportunity I cannot pass up.

It's Coldplay, I love Coplay and I've got to go.

And they haven't done shows on the East Coast of Australia since twenty sixteen.

For eight years. And you know, who knows how much longer I've got. This could be, This could be my last yet. Say anyway, I thought, I'm going to I'm going to move heaven and Earth to get there. And then I looked at what was required to get there, and I actually emailed the person that gave me the ticks and I said, I'm so sorry. I just can't. I can't work it out. I've got too many things that I need to do in order to leave the house.

I did not know this. You really were going to give them up, relinquish those golden tickets.

Yeah, and I'll tell you why. And I thought it would be an interesting thing to compare because you and I are the oddest couple ever, and yet we have so much chin commet. We're so aligned on so many things, Yes, but I love to highlight the difference.

Once we exit the studio. The eight hours ahead for us is so so different.

And I love to educate you what people deal with and I just love to marvel at your life.

So here's the thing. Let's start with this. The show is on tonight.

How many steps have you done so far today?

Before? You know, like from waking up until now.

I have done to you. This is going to saund On.

Neither of us have gone for a walk ord No, I didn't.

Get to do or anything as well. Now I've done one nine and twenty steps.

Okay, I have done hang on, it's just updating. I probably should have done this in the song, but I was enjoying Coldplay too much. I've done seven thousand steps. It's five kilometers.

Did you cut a cheeky Taylor.

I have not left the house.

I'm so sorry.

The only place I've walked is from my house to the car to come here. Okay, seven one hundred and four steps I've done.

And this is how.

In order to leave the house tonight, I have had to call on seven other human beings, two help me avengos.

And this is how.

So first of all, I had to get my three children on board peg kit and Leo. They needed to understand that it's a school night and Mum's not going to be there.

That's already a rattle.

Mum's taking Jack instead of one of the kids.

Yeah, I know.

Kit was like, who are you going to co play with? And I said, I did offer, and you said oh no. And it wasn't until he realized that it was, you know, a night out with mum. I said, sorry, too late.

Well, so it's free booze to be hard. I should be there, that's true.

It's a waste waste all right. So let's start with Peg. Peg has plans after school. How am I going to get her anywhere after school? I can't because I'm here, and then I'm going to be on a train allegedly yes to go to the show. So I had to organize with one of the school moms for her to pick Peg up from school.

Got it?

Peg is going trigger treating straight after school. What is she going to wear? I had to pack?

I had to source and pack three Alvin and the Chipmunks costumes because I was also dressing the other girls. That was all in the bag this morning.

You're a cool mom doing the other kids.

And then why not have credit card, came travel, then she okay, So then she was sorted. The problem with Peg is she's been sleeping in bed with me for the last few days because she goes.

My room is so messy. I can't even deal with it, so I'm like, just sleep with me. Mine's always nice.

So this morning, after they dropped them to school and driven home again, I have started the process of clearing her room, made baskets of what is it? Throw, donate, keep, okakay, So she's going to be very shocked when she comes home. Also, who knows when that is because allegedly it finishes at seven thirty.

The trick of treating, I don't know. I'm relying on another mother to drop her home. Wow, let's move on to kit kid.

He's also going trick or treating straight after school. So the last time I see him was this morning when I dropped him off. Goodbye, I love you, have a good day. He has got a giant pickle rick costume in his bag, stuffed in there like a sleeping bag. Right, it's massive. He's got that. He's got a He's catching public transport after school to his friend's place to go trick or treating. He didn't have a public transport pass.

Let's go to Leo.

Leo's not going trigger treating because he's the cool col anyway, He's coming straight home. But he doesn't know really how to cook, so he's the only one at home for dinner.

What's to happen? Oh, I know, I'll call What are you get my maide of money?

Yeah?

No, I called my mum and I said, can you be at the house. I don't know what time the other two smaller ones are coming home, but Leo will be home at four. Can you just be there and just so that there's an adult at home when the other two come home, and make sure they have a shower and blah blah blah. Then I had to go right she said yes, so, but you know, you know what that is flexible. Anyway, I thought, oh god, what are they going to eat? They can't Mum can't cook,

That is done. Then leaves us with Kit.

What happens at seven thirty or eight o'clock and he's finished trick or treating? Had to call his dad and go kit is I don't know how he's going to get home.

He's like a Burmese.

So kid's dad is going to pick up Kit and then drop him back to my place far out.

Also, you can just put your eyes on Chris Martin and Irl.

Now here's the thing.

All of those people have to turn up for me in order for me to leave the house tonight.

If not, it's a character building for the kids to be left on.

The street any moment that any of them can let me down. Now, what have you had to pull into place to get out tonight?

I just made sure that I had a bottle of champagne at home so I can pre drink.

I hate you.

It'll be great to wann It'll be well worth it.

The Chrissiest One show. Earlier on Jack you said something very interesting, and it was.

That if you decorate your house for Halloween, that you are tacky.

You have no taste, You have no taste.

We just don't need to do it.

We just got a style jail, no parole.

I'm all for Halloween and South I don't care that it's American.

It's a great fun thing for kids to do, an excuse for adults to party.

I just don't think you need to decorate.

Oh god, I've just remembered.

You know what I've forgotten in the panic of having to leave the house tonight to go and see Coldplay. What I have not bought all the trick or treating loot for the kids that come to my house.

Who cares go to the next house?

Oh so that's right, I'll be a complain correct, all right.

So I saw something this morning when I was dropping my kids to school that I think you would like. Really, yes, and I should have got a photo. Anyway, You'll have to go with my memory. Very fancy suburb, very.

Chic, gray and black Victorian moramivation, gorgeous rendering, black steel fence, fancy as well fancy as hell hanging from the period veranda was all at exactly the same height, exactly the same thing, which is hats like black stylized witch's hat, witch's hat, witch's hat, witch's hat.

No, you've just ruined your sheek, beautiful Victorian renovated home.

It matched the veranda pole.

I don't care. You don't need it really even that?

Even that?

No, absolutely not.

Wow, I'm surprised. Thurteen twenty fourteen.

Are you mad for dressing up your house or does it set you off like it does Hollywood?

Jack?

Hello, Beck, Hi, you're mad for Halloween inside outside, leisure pleasure.

I love Halloween.

Yes, I've got the whole work.

What do you do?

It's Halloween today? What does your house look like right now?

Black and orange?

And how much do you spend beck decorating opposably?

Like three hundred dollars?

Wow? And is it like couch as well as outside yard?

Yes?

Outside at the front and the back and inside as well.

I just love Halloween.

Did you get one of those amazing twenty five dollars full bodies skeletons from Kmart?

God? I was so tempted.

I do have a bunch of skeletons.

Yeah, No, I just can't do it. Priceline pharmacy though for you, Beck, Let's go to Sharon Hi, Shags.

Hi, guys, how are you gonna hate me?

Why?

Well, there's two parts to this, Okay, So you've got to hear me out. Hear me out. Halloween. What is it boring? I mean, really, what is it? What is it? I mean? What a waste of money? What a waste of time and energy? And when my kids were little, I used to give all the kids that came knocking at our door apples fruit and they would run off crying.

Mom she gave us fruit.

Anyway, So second part of this conversation, I'm so excited. You know how you had to go to all that trouble. I'm exhausted just listening to your Can.

You believe it?

No?

Wonder you ever leave the house.

Oh my god, I'm exhausted hearing and now my story about Coldplay. Last night, my part and I hopped on my vesper rode into the docklands, parked of the docklands, no trapping, had beers and food, went in, enjoyed the content, had the best time of our lives, bought a sixty five dollars extra large T shirt that's too big. Took it to the alteration Lady today. Need it altered by Saturday night because I'm going again with my adult sons.

Who Sharon, You are a Sharon time vibe?

Sharon? Can you be my life coach? Please? I need more Sharon and less me in my life. The Chrissies one show.

Our show is nearly over, but Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel are warming up their pipes.

And the pumpkins are in their studio swany because they're doing their annual carving competition.

Oh my god, it's back.

It's back.

Well, let's do this and get cracking with.

Their Chrissies clich Just an aside, Jack, you said earlier in our sweeping statement segment that if you decorate your house in a Halloween theme, then you should go to jail.

Attacking attacky and I hate you.

What what do you think about carving pumpkins?

Look, it's not something I would willingly take part in.

If you threw that up in our show office as an idea, I'd probably poop poo.

Tell you what, it is hard work.

That's mainly whyus.

I nearly cut my whole hand off doing that.

I JO need to be careful, be very careful, especially he needs those hands to press the button.

That was exactly right. Now let's move on to Olivia Rodrigo. Remember she was touring here and it was absolute fever pitch.

Of course that has been replaced with Coldplay fever. Yes, But when when Olivia was here, everybody desperately wanted tickets and it was big news that she fell through the stage in I think it was in a Melbourne shop.

It was It looked quite scary, it was quite like hectic thump.

Yeah, she disappeared under the stage and then nobody ever spoke of it again. But it has come up when she's been plugging her to a back home in America.

You fell through a hole in the stage, You handled like a pro, Thanks, and you're fine.

I mean, shill must go on. That's showbiz, baby. But I just been to the Philippines and I was thinking about my family and my heritage and my relatives and I fell and I was like all shaken up, and I went to the hospital after I had nothing happened, but they just wanted to make sure I didn't have

What an optimist she is.

God, Actually, no, I can't judge that. I can't call that nonsense because if I see a corgy, it means I'm having a good So I hear you, Olivia Rodrigo, I'm I might be wired the same way that she is. Let's move on to another massive Netflix hit show.

It is a Woman of the Hour.

It tells the story of a dating show contestant who ends up picking a serial killer, and it's based on a true story and a Kendrick who we know from Always Forget It Pitch Perfect, directed it and acts in it. And it was a real labor of love for her. Anyway, she sort of did that thing that you do when you're on a creative sort of pursuit. You've got your blind your blindfold on your blinkers, and you're just like so conscious of getting something very good made that you

This was never a money making venture for me, because you know, all the resources wereent to actually just making the movie and then it was like, oh, there's like money going to be exchanging hands. I asked myself the question of like, do you feel gross about this? And I did, And so I'm not making money off of the movie. The money has gone to Green and to the National Center for her Victims of Crime.

What a great idea, that's amazing.

Yeah, that's a really nice thing to do. I don't think she should have to do that, though, but I like that you well, and.

You know what, she didn't have to do it. That was her decision, and I loved hearing her say that. She spoke to herself. That's another thing that I do. I go, how do you feel about that? How do you actually feel about that? And then you've got to go with the answer is yeah, so I think if I was her, I would also feel yuck about making money off a story that impacted so many women and men and family members and generations of people, but so tragically.

It's great she's done it, and I would like to If I was in her pursuit her position, I'd think I'd do the same. But don't think given the work she put into it, and the fact that acting is her job, creating movies and telling other people's stories is her job, I think it's okay that she gets paid for that.

Yes, but I think she's probably got enough and she can let this one go.

Yea.

In her spot, I give her morals. Yeah, it's not worth it. It's not worth it, ever.

I regulate.

Sim and Joel are up next. Their pumpkins are ready to go. The studio is decorated. I will see you tonight at Coldplacewany Yeah I cannot wait?

Or will you?

Who knows?

I mean?

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