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We had a situation last night and Peg and I could not come to an agreement on it.

Hey, before we get to it, how is Peg feeling after Olivia Rodrigo's first show because she didn't get to go.

She didn't go. Instead, we went to the Nursery Crimes musical in her at her primary school.

That hurts. It was actually really good, really.

Really well put together. I had a great time.

And how did Peg go on stage?

Well, she, you know, wanted to disappear. Okay, She's like me in that way. People are always surprised to hear that I avoided the stage completely when I was at school. Yes, never ever anywhere near it, and so it's a hard relate from me. She was just like lurking in the background.

I'm like, you go go eth for just getting up there?

Though absolutely absolutely in a theater blacks anyway, we did that, and then, of course, as is the right of passage afterwards, where to get there at like funny time six o'clock and there was you know who, they're out, You hadn't had dinner finished, And of course is the right of passage, you go to the drive through.

Of course, you didn't, duh.

And I was excited and so was she because our favorite.

Restaurant, the best restaurant in the world, in the whole world.

So we went there. And also it's particularly PEG's favorite restaurant at the moment, because I think she's got a little bit of a gambling jean and she's mad for the Monopoly.

It's the best.

She is obsessed.

I at twenty seven years old, still peel every little piece of Monopoly on my chips and berger and if.

You see one on the street that's unpeeled, that's like a bonanza.

Absolutely.

Anyway, so she orders stuff that where you get double turns and anyway, like she knows what's going on. She picks a winner. It opens up and it says you have won. She goes, oh my god, it's to win the best felt it was a small fries or a bag of fruit. And so I'm driving, so I said, what do you get? And she goes, oh, it's small fries or a bag of fruit. And I said, who in their right mind when offered a free small fries from McDonald's the greatest, Yeah, chooses a bag of fruit instead of it?

No one, no one say no to the bag.

Anyway, we decided it would be no one and then we really did more of a deep dive. I'm like, no, we have to someone has to choose that, and she said, well, maybe like a kindergarten kid, and I said, no, I've had three kindergarten kids. Kindergarten kids are eighty percent fries or if you've got chips of the things that will always eat.

Unless, like you have a mum like Michelle Bridges and she makes the kids pick the bag of fruit. That's the only way I can think of a kid choosing the fruit is because they are made to by their parents.

But then that person is still not actively choosing the fruit, do you know what I mean? So I just I said to Peek, I'm going to take this on here tomorrow and I'm going to see if I can find that one person. And I've got absolutely no faith that I will. Vanessa, you love fruit, yes, I do too. I'm mad for blouberries. And there are only three dollars

It's the bag of fruit.

Oh, Vanessa, you lie like a rug?

Are you serious?

I do you would choose a little bag of cut up fruit? Yes? Oh well there we found one point over.

What happened to you as like, what do you not like fries or hot chips.

When you're trying to lose weight?

That's the best option.

Yeah, but that's boring. It's a small fries.

Let's track Kobe and it's free.

Hello Kobe. You love you love your fruit, don't you? You're a Kiwi fruit man?

Yeah?

I am? How good are those golden Kiwi's their magic? Would you choose as a fruit lover? Would you ever choose a little bag of cut up apples over a hot little bag of fries?

Not a chair, not a chance to the bag. Let's go to Amelia, Amelia.

Do you say no to the bag or yes to the bag?

I say yes to the bag of little cut up apples?

Would you, Amelia? Yes? Over hot fries? Free hot fries.

But because there's so many things you can do with cut up apples.

Like what you can get sauce in the minute, you can cook them.

Yeah, but you're driving in the car and the windows are down and the weather's good and you're shoving those fries in your face.

Surely, Emily, really quickly the fries or the bag, the bag.

I can't believe it.

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I've been so excited about this because we get took about dualpro and I feel like you've got some Yes, you've got some little grabs of her greatest hit. It's God, she's a great artist.

What's that one?

I don't know.

They one tot of than Hell. I don't know, Hell, one of my favorites. You on the way home?

I mean, come on may the more iconic song, Well, du Alipa has gone viral for reasons other than her extraordinary talent. She has a bespoke treatment to our very beloved fluid diet coke.

Now, Swanny, I love that it's diet coke and not Coke zero.

No, it is specifically diet coke, the iconic white and red can which she cracks open. She's in that she's being filmed at a like a cafe to wheels sort of situation, and she makes her spicy picklingfused diet coke recipe right there at the table, and we have the ingredients we're about to give it a go ourselves, much like, are we gonna play any audio of her doing that?

Yeah? Should we listen to her try?

This is her giving it a crack good and pickle juice and a couple of pickles and then maybe a couple mix up. So basically it's diet coke pickled juice. So just the juice swim around the pickle jar, and then the juice swim around the klipino jar, and then a couple and then a couple of each. Yeah, and then she stirs it and drinks it. She loves it, tries and gets everybody to try it at the table.

Now Gordon Ramsey has also tried it, Swanny.

Obviously, his gorgeous daughter, Matilda my friend has said to him, dud, have a girl. So he's done this and he's not a fan.

So Calipino juice, little pickled juice, pickles in calipinos in.

Okay, here goes.

Do leave her for God's sake.

He spits it out. Okay, Now what do you think your reaction is going to be? Are you going to be more dual leaper or more Gordon Ramsey?

I reckon, I'm going to be more, Gordon, I think.

I'm going to be a leaper because I love pickles and I love diet coke. I'm not mad on kalipinos, but I'll forgive it, all right, So diet coke in, Oh my god, that sound. Then a bit of the pickle juice. Are you doing the pickle juice next?

Yeah? Pickle juice next.

And then kalipino juice after that.

But she put a couple of she did pickle juice, then whacked a couple of pickles in.

Yeah, okay, I won't forget that, and then a couple of.

Pickles the bottom. Hang on, Well we didn't do ice.

Yeah, we should have done nice, but doesn't matter.

Whatever, guys, we need a better fridge here and over. We need like an ice machine fridge.

All right, all right, that's I'm going to give it a stir.

And did you put some kalipinos in?

Yeah? Put kalipinos in and pickles? All right, okay, all right, you're ready. Cheers, cheers.

I don't hate it.

I love it.

I actually don't hate it. And I don't like pickles or jalapinos.

Oh my god, I absolutely love it.

Obsessed Gordon Ramsey take that back.

I mean it's hot. Though it's hot, it's hot spicy, is it? Yep?

I haven't got to that yet. I don't want to get to that. But I don't like it, and I'm spicy.

It is hairy, spicy, but I love it. Cheers, cheers and needs more pickle juice? Would you believe?

I agree? And I don't even like pickles. How did she come up with this? I bet it was her hot dad.

You know that everyone customizes their diet coke? Well the thing, yeah, yeah, the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Speaking of drinking milk straight from the cow, that is a no no because it's unhomogenized. And there is no doubt that this woman who has recorded a little message to pray on the sanity of all of us. She's a color in your based doctor called doctor Jessica Kiss.

Oh yeah, kiss big on TikTok kiss.

He was saying something else then, and I don't anyway.

What did you think?

She has revealed the five things that she would never eat, and she's a doctor, so she knows.

Number one is reheated frid Race. That is a one time eat situation in medical school. It's a board question. Bacteria comes out when boiled race is left at room temperature for a while, and then particularly is reactivated if you reheated in the microwave. Not officially enough, have.

You heard the latest diagnosis? You know, you know, if someone's mean to you, they're a narcissist and all that sort of stuff. The latest one is that if someone doesn't agree with you, there oppositional defiant something like that. Yeah. Yeah, And I think I might be that because when people say things like that fried rice is a no no, you know, we never eat it reheated. I'm like, prove it, sorry,

See, I'm the same as you, Swannie, and I wig out about this sort of stuff.

I never knew that you couldn't reheat fried rice. I'll never do it again.

I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

But it's a medical board question.

It's one thing to say the words, how many times have you got food poisoning from your combination fried rice? Exactly never. How long have you been eating it for forever?

Yeah? Okay, shall we hear a?

I even ordered two at a time in order to reheat it the next day next.

To you will not see me eat things that have been sitting out at a picnic like ever, because your risk of food borne illness is just too high. After holiday reeasons like this, yours are inundeeded with people who are sick with flop worn on.

Us hard agree. I don't like an outdoor.

Anything because it gets like sweaty the minute.

I just don't know who thought of that idea in Australia. Like it's one thing to have an English countryside picnic, you know, with a little chicken sandwich or somebody'll cucumber sanger. But if you're in the seven thousand degree heat in Australia and you're toting a coal's camembert, no, absolutely not. And as for the kabana, get in the bin. It actually sweats.

It's so foul, it's.

Sweats like a man at the pub.

Three. If it matches the colors in my hair, I probably am not gonna eat it. I'm not gonna eat things that are covered in food. Die it's just not good for a system. I don't want to be pooping neon for the next week either, So yeah, I avoid that like the plate if.

You're a killed or I'd love to poop neon.

Well does have novelty hair. We should say she's got pink and hair, which is personally.

I would never eat anything that's colored. You know that the same closes as my hair. I wouldn't color my hair the color or coloring your hair correct.

That's your first issue.

That cours food from a dented can. Now, food from cans is not the best thing for you, but a girl's got to eat sometimes, So I'm going to be concerned about bachelorism. Botelorism is not a fun thing.

Botulism is the most fun you can have at a clinic. What are you talking about?

Is that the stuff we.

Put in our foreead isn't it's the same thing.

Let's just go with that. You're wrong, doctor, kiss God.

She is not our personal.

I don't eat grapefruit. So many medications interact with grapefruit, So if you're on any medication for any reason, you should always check to make sure there's no interaction with gretefood that changes the way that medication impacts your body.

That's interesting, that's cool.

I didn't know that, but I mean, who eats graatfread anyway?

Correct?

Like nobody?

What do you have any food rules or rules around food at all? Because you are pretty fast and loose in the kitchen.

And you know, refer back to my fried rice denia comments, I'm a fried rice denier. In fact, I may be a salmonella denier. I have never had it, and I take every risk there is because I think it's not going to kill me. And I know thirteen twenty four to ten, I know it can kill me, but it hasn't yet, and I have done it all. I just came out from in the song and I took a big swig of this H two cocoa and it tasted like coola bar fermented like com butcher.

It was fizzing because I'm pretty sure you opened that bottle back in April.

I reckon I did, and it's been sitting on my desk.

Do you have Bonker's food rules? We want to hear how you sort of live in the kitchen.

The Chrissy Swan Show, doctor Jessica Kiss has revealed there's five things that she would never ever eat, and chief among them is fried rice heated the next day.

Apparently it's really bad and dangerous for you.

I do it every single time. I've done it every three weeks, say, for my whole life, and I've never been sick.

Which doesn't surprise me because you're fast and loose in the kitchen. But I like am super hygienic and weird about stuff, and even I do that swanny, so I feel like most people would.

So makes me think that it's not true. Hello, Sam, what's your take on the right thing?

Hi?

Guys, love your show. I'm a GP And unfortunately it is true. So both life and pasta there's bacteria that can be in them when they're not cooked, and when you cook it it activates. And the problem is actually when it's left cooked, how long it's worn for before you cool it, because it can multiply in that time.

Yes, I've heard this, but it's in.

The fridge and you reheat it, it reactivates it. So it's about how much of the bacteria is able to multiply in the time period as to whether you get sick or not. So people definitely get really severe food poisoning sometimes from rice.

Did you just say really severe poodson?

Sam?

How long before you call it? So if you call it and then reheat it properly, it does reduce the risk, but you definitely can get it.

I will see. I My reheating style is from coal to magma. Yeah, good, like for magma. So is that why I've never gotten sick?

Probably? And also if you put it straight in the fridge once you've cooked it, or once you've eaten it straight in the fridge, oh.

No, sometimes leave it out on the bench.

Sam.

We're going to send you a I should say, doctor Sam. Actually we're going to send you a Priceline pharmacy voucher. I hope you enjoyed that.

That could be boring.

And also botoxs that you injected actually one of the most potent toxins in the whole world. But it's just the way that they do it that makes it safe to use medically. But it's actually a highly potent toxin.

Cool, So Christy and I are going to die awesome.

I'm going to call you back on my private line to say, what's that smells an? Hey Janelle, Hi, Hey, guys, you'r Bonker's food rule.

I don't eat anything frozen?

Are you and my keb both? I try and get them to get into leftovers or like meal prepping.

No, when did you.

First discover that it was a hard pass from you or anything frozen?

Probably about fifteen to twenty years ago. Wow.

I love that.

I love the commitment to always eating something fresh or out of the fridge.

Do you can you tell just by looking that something's been frozen?

Yes? Yeah, And even if it's in the fridge for more than one day, I will not cook it. Really yes, So.

What do you go to the supermarket and buy your chicken and unwrap it and cook it and have your asparagus and stuff, and then do you just buy like four spears of asparagus for that meal? Yes?

Wow, it's not a Queen Janelle is for you.

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