Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will discovers a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of Cam Candor, who disappeared suddenly in December 2020 and so begins the search for this enigmatic artist. In the spring of 2033, Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will stumbled into an estate sale in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Rummaging through a box of discarded electronics, Will found a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of one Cam Candor, a creator who disappeared suddenly in Decem...
Sep 02, 2021•27 min
Fable and Folly founder Sean Howard sits down with Carlötta Beautox creator Ann Sloan for a conversation about all things fiction podcasting -- the ups, the downs, and the sideways. Sponsored by AWeber. Sean's shows include the award-winning Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown, Civilized, and more. Find him @ www.fableandfolly.com and on Twitter: @passitalong and @fableandfolly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 10, 2021•25 min
The Season 3 Finale! When Karen Miller, leader of the anti-mask movement (ANTIMA), mobilizes an army of peri-menopausal moms to silence Carlötta, it's going to be a riot. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller Chelsea Kwoka as Karen 2 Justin Mayer as Anderson Cooper Riannah Pouncy as Karen 3 Ann Sloan as Karen 4 Siri as Herself Kiba Walker as Zen Kate Wallinga as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka Wh...
Feb 15, 2021•24 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Carlötta's new podcast --Kitty Chats -- is a massive hit and she's become a media darling all over again! But America's #1 Karen, leader of the anti-mask movement known as ANTIMA, has cooked up a recipe to destroy Carlötta for good! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller and Rachel Meadow Justin Mayer as Sean Calamity Ann Sloan as Newscaster Siri as Herself Kiba Walker as Zen Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (a...
Feb 01, 2021•19 min•Season 3Ep. 7
When Dave opens LA's hottest new nightclub: a hybrid Bowling Alley and Karaoke Bar, the royal family makes an appearance. For Carlötta, it's the stuff fairy tales are made of! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Justin Mayer as the Karaoke MC Riannah Pouncy as the Louboutins Ann Sloan as all the terrible singers Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face) MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic ...
Jan 18, 2021•23 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Carlötta goes to a podcast convention to learn all about the industry and meets the heaviest hitters in the biz! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Rick Wrecked Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller Oystein Brager as Himself (The Amelia Project Podcast) Sean Howard as Himself (Civilized Podcast, Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown) Justin Mayer as Podicitis MC and Convention-goer Ann Sloan as Convention Hall Announcer Raul Vega ...
Jan 04, 2021•21 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Carlötta has a problem -- she's been deemed "problematic". Luckily, there's an exclusive media agency that has a solution on how to rescue her career from the depths of oblivion. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Kristi Boulton as Lil Kaia David Allen as Brad Ryan Manuel as Chad 2 Justin Mayer as Chad 2 Kiba Walker as Zen Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4 Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) MUS...
Dec 21, 2020•21 min•Season 3Ep. 4
Carlötta lands a job at LA's most exclusive hot spot -- a concept restaurant from visionary chef Joaquin Oops -- as part of her deep undercover mission to expose the 1%'s tastiest secret. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Angry Patron 1 Timothy "Funny Guy Timmy" Banfield as Chris...I mean...Christopher W. The Manager David S. Dear as Server 1 and Angry Patron 2 Sarah Golding as Training Tape Voice Chelsea Kwoka as Server 2 and Angry Patron 3 Raechel...
Dec 07, 2020•18 min•Season 3Ep. 3
A rehab for canceled people? Sign Carlötta Beautox up! Ever since Twitter declared her dunzo, she's been trying to find a path forward and chilling in Malibu for 28 days might be just the ticket! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Herb, Rehab Client 1, Mel Gibson, Lifetime Announcer Kristi Boulton as Lori Loughlin, Southern Woman 2.5 David S. Dear as Consequences Man, Rehab Client 2 Sarah Golding as Rita Chelsea Kwoka as Repercussions Commercial Anno...
Nov 23, 2020•24 min•Season 3Ep. 2
Vomit Draft -- Ep 301 After being cancelled and with her life now in shambles, Carlötta must rewrite the narrative of her life all while a pandemic rages. It's like dancing backwards in high heels. So 2020. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as The Spirit Cougar Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian Chelsea Kwoka as The Karen App Kiba Walker as Zen Siri as Siri Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) MU...
Nov 09, 2020•18 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Welcome to our 3rd season! Carlötta's life is in les toilettes and she must find a way to claw her way out by any memes necessary. Written, produced, directed, edited, sound designed by Ann Sloan. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Kiba Walker as Zen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 05, 2020•2 min
Once relevant man and current has-been Nigel Pillow is back with a scintillating interview with recently Canceled Person™ Carlötta Beautox. It's 2 minutes you'll never get back. CAST: David Allen as Nigel Pillow Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Written, produced, and directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording Music from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Learn more ...
Sep 21, 2020•2 min
Carlötta's getting kicked out of her quarantine safe space and her Siri's nerves are shot! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan MUSIC: "Tropes" by Peter McEvilley. "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) For more information including transcripts visit CarlottaPodcast.com The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network f...
Aug 10, 2020•6 min•Ep. 4
Safely hiding in her childhood bedroom, Carlötta discovers her 3rd-grade diary and wouldn't you know it? It's jam-packed with future-diva drama! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki Chris Cleveland as Ricky Kinnicki Raechel Wong as Dotty Kinnicki Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan MUSIC: "Tropes" by Peter McEvilley. "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (in...
Jul 27, 2020•5 min•Ep. 3
Carlötta ventures out to do an errand and runs into her arch-nemesis from high-school. And after being cooped up together for so long, Carlötta is getting on her Siri's last nerve. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki David Allen as Store Clerk Hallie York as Angie Frangipani Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan MUSIC: "Tropes" by Peter McEvilley. "Carlötta Beautox Theme" by Jesse Billson "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http:...
Jul 13, 2020•5 min•Ep. 2
Newly canceled and kicked out of Hollywood, Carlötta returns to New Jersey to ride out Coronavirus stay-at-home orders with her parents. While there, she discovers her adolescent diaries. It's a peek inside the pre-teen mind of Kitty Kinnicki. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson. "Tropes" by Peter McEvilley. For more information visit CarlottaPodcast.com The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is...
Jun 29, 2020•5 min•Ep. 1
Step aside Demi Lovato, Cancel Culture has a new It Girl and her name is Carlötta Beautox. Facing utter ruination, her followers all gone, how will Carlötta Beautox dig her way out of this calamity? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as Cougar and Reporter #1 David Allen as Gustav and Reporter #2 Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian and Reporter #3 Raechel Wong as Stage Manager Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered ...
Apr 30, 2020•22 min•Season 2Ep. 8
Carlötta's world is about to be turned upside down when TMZ airs a documentary that threatens to expose her as a fraud. She could lose everything including her beloved celebrity-hood! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Harvey Levin and Dominick Baggadonitz Victoria Hansen as Miss Rukland and Khloe Kardashian Justin Mayer as YaYa and Faye Dunaway Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake...
Apr 13, 2020•19 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Join bon vivant and once relevant critic Nigel Pillow in an unreal interview with Sir Ian McKellen. CAST: David Allen as Nigel Pillow and Sir Ian McKellen Ann Sloan as The Sound Engineer Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording Music from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 06, 2020•2 min
Carlötta goes to a high school reunion ready to rub her newfound celebrity in everyone's faces -- especially the mean-girl squad who once made her life miserable! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as Donna and Random Jersey Girl 1 David Allen as Tony No Big and Random Jersey Guy Vivia Armstrong as Stella Amy Lyndon as Aunt Flo Raechel Wong as Basic Amy Hallie York as Angie Frangipani-Nobigliani and Random Jersey Girl 2 Written/Produced/Directed by Ann S...
Mar 30, 2020•22 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Where we answer the musical question: Why are we doing a musical episode? There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube when we lose our musical virginity. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Original Music Produced by Peter McEvilley Engineered and mixed by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California ORIGINAL MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” Music by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Tropes" by Mus...
Mar 16, 2020•16 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Carlötta gets her first visit from family since she became a star: her Aunt Flo from Florida. Will Aunt Flo cramp her style? Boy Howdy, you can count on it! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Amy Lyndon as Aunt Flo Raechel Wong as Basic Amy Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Scheming Weasel" b...
Mar 02, 2020•21 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Introducing "Pillow Talks" -- an interview mini-show hosted by the almost-Pulitzer Prize winning critic, bon vivant, and once-relevant bloviator Nigel Pillow. "Pillow Talks" gets intimate with some of the more fascinating characters who move through Carlötta Beautox's world. CAST: David Allen as Nigel Pillow Ann Sloan as The Hermit Crabs Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: News Sting by Kevin MacLeod is li...
Feb 21, 2020•2 min
Carlötta's dreams are all coming true! She's walking the red carpet and on the arm of a movie star. Plus, she's wearing an Oscar dress that out-Gagas Gaga. It's perfection...until she has a run-in with a major Hollywood celebrity. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as Maria Mimosa David Allen as Reporter 1, Production Manager, Crash Dashman Justin Mayer as Faye Dunaway Rachel Wong as Basic Amy Hallie York as Reporter 2 Ann Sloan as The Crabs, Betty White...
Feb 17, 2020•20 min•Season 2Ep. 3
When Carlötta Beautox gets invited to the Oscars, finding a dress for her red carpet debut will prove to be a challenge. Plus, Carlötta decides it's finally time to settle down and find that special someone to share her life with! Adulting is hard! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Carlötta Blowtox, Assistant #1 Victoria Hansen as Assistant #2 Justin Mayer as YaYa Ann Sloan as The Crabs Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan River...
Feb 03, 2020•19 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Carlötta wakes up and finds herself accidentally famous! With her manager/landlord Dave off the grid (perhaps permanently?) Carlötta must grapple with her new-found celebrity alone. What's a diva to do?!? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Dame Pickles, Nigel Pillow, Dominick Baggadonitz Victoria Hansen as Willow Dinge. Tim Lanterman as Production Assistant, Fan Ann Sloan as Great Grand Mimzie Pickles, TV Show Director Written/Produced/Directed by An...
Jan 20, 2020•18 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Welcome to our sophomoric season! Carlötta must grapple with the newfound perils of celebrity and decides this fame thing is gonna-be a total no-brainer! Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as a whole bunch of characters Season Two theme song composed and sung by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 10, 2019•1 min
Carlötta lands a gig working for Khloe Kardashian and comes face to face with her idol. It will be THE moment that makes or breaks Carlötta's career. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Bruno, Snobby Party-Goer, Matthew McConnaughy Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian, Server, Party-Goer Justin Mayer as YaYa, British Newscaster Heidi Strock as Giggle App Voice Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan ...
Jul 22, 2019•22 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Carlötta gets a job with a Hollywood celebrity but suffers another stinging humiliation under his employ. Is this the kiss of death to her dream of becoming of star? Will she say ta-ta to La La Land and head on back to Jersey? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Dominick Baggadonitz Karen Law as Waze App Voice, Housekeeper Heidi Strock as Giggle App Voice Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rive...
Jul 08, 2019•21 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Carlötta may be headed to prison if the FBI can make their case! One problem though - she swore off jumpsuits ages ago! Federal crimes maybe, but fashion crimes? Not this fashionista! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Guy Pence Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter Chelsea Kwoka as Newscaster Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hol...
Jun 24, 2019•17 min•Season 1Ep. 6
