The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

A screwball comedy fiction podcast that follows the misadventures of a wanna-be actress as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become the Next Big Thing.

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Episodes

High Crimes and High Colonics -- Ep 105

When Carlötta meets an entrepreneur who calls himself "The Elon Musk of the Colonic Industry" she finds herself in deep doo-doo. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Newscaster, Guy Pence, Vladimir Hamsandovich, 3 Pervert Suitors Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter, Om-ing Yogi Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in ...

Jun 10, 2019•19 min•Season 1Ep. 5

The Truth About Helen -- Ep 104

Carlötta's innocence is destroyed when she uncovers a trashy secret about her Hollywood idol. Now, will she turn whistle-blower and expose the celebrity as a fraud? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Security Guard, Harvey Levin, Sir Ian McKellen Aleksandra Kaniak as Waxer Chelsea Kwoka as TMZ Producer and Mystical Voice Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in Nort...

May 27, 2019•19 min•Season 1Ep. 4

Fighting Irish -- Ep 103

Carlötta is up for a part in a new movie but the role requires an Irish accent and she doesn't know how to do one. Luckily, her manager Dave has a magically delicious idea! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave and Irish Parishoner David Allen as Irish Priest and Casting Director Aleksandra Kaniak as Bridget Mary Margaret O’Shaughnessy Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear ...

May 13, 2019•18 min•Season 1Ep. 3

Carlötta and Dave Go to Cannes -- Ep 102

When Carlötta's manager Dave lands her a gig at the Cannes Film Festival, it's a dream come true for this struggling actress. What could possibly go wrong? Cast: Samantha Gordon is Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer is Dave Chris Cleveland is Dr. Dirk This episode also features Brooklyn Jones and Raechel Wong. Our theme song was composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyics by Ann Sloan The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan and is co-produce...

Apr 29, 2019•19 min•Season 1Ep. 2

Just Who Is Carlötta Beautox Anywho? -- Ep 101

Follow the comic misadventures of a wannabe actress and influencer as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become a star! Cast: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer ias Dave David Allen as Carlötta's acting coach and Nathan Fillion Chris Cleveland as Carlötta's Dad Brooklyn Jones as stage manager and casting director. Ann Sloan as Stana Katic Raechel Wong as Carlötta's mom and barista. The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and...

Apr 15, 2019•18 min•Season 1Ep. 1

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