The hosts dive into a "Rebel Without a Pause Month" double feature, reviewing Kathryn Bigelow's debut "The Loveless" and David Lynch's "Wild at Heart." They analyze themes of individualism versus true love, the dying American dream, and the films' unique storytelling and character dynamics, while also sharing personal film watches, wrestling news, and podcast updates.
Hosts Gary, Mike, and guest Richard Schmidt kick off "Rebel Without a Pause" month by reviewing Elvis Presley's carnival film Roustabout and John Waters' cult classic Cry-Baby, delving into their cinematic merits, Elvis's acting, and Waters' distinct style. They also share thoughts on recent watches like the bizarre Buffet Infinity and the polarizing Lee Cronin's The Mummy, alongside a discussion on current horror movie trends. The episode provides a comprehensive look at diverse film experiences and behind-the-scenes insights.
The Beefers celebrate Mother's Day by discussing two films that depict the intense, often disturbing, facets of motherhood: 'The Hand That Rocks The Cradle' and the brutal French New Wave horror 'Inside.' The hosts share their individual critiques, highlighting the films' impact on their respective genres, the psychological manipulation in the former, and the visceral, unrelenting gore and thematic depth of the latter. They offer warnings for sensitive viewers regarding the extreme content.
Mike, Gary, and Mr. Venom navigate two seemingly disparate films, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" and "The Muppet Movie," revealing their shared spirit of seeking purpose. They recount personal connections, behind-the-scenes insights, and the cultural impact of both films. The hosts also share their diverse recent viewing experiences, from Japanese horror to music documentaries and TV revivals, offering a rich tapestry of cinematic and personal reflections.
Hosts Lee and Gary dive into a "Cannon Films Beef Out Of The Cannon" episode, focusing on two 1985 resort-themed sex comedies: "Hot Resort" and "Hot Chili." They provide a detailed critique of "Hot Resort's" poor production and generic tropes, contrasted with "Hot Chili's" self-aware humor, effective gags, and more enjoyable, less problematic take on raunchy comedy, tracing its roots to the "Lemon Popsicle" series. The discussion also covers their personal recent watches, including "Justified" and "War Machine," and previews future podcast topics.
The hosts delve into the themes of irresponsible love and media glorification through a discussion of two contrasting films: "Pretty Poison" and "Natural Born Killers." They share their diverse, often critical, perspectives on the acting, direction, and social commentary of each movie, highlighting both their appreciation for certain elements and their strong disdain for others. The episode also features personal film recommendations, a musical segment, and a humorous 'beef' from one of the hosts.
This episode delves into a double feature of Ruckus (1980) and First Blood (1982), comparing their portrayals of Vietnam veterans facing harassment in small towns and how they respond. The hosts share their recent film and media consumption, debate the merits of award shows, and express various 'beefs' before wrapping up with music recommendations and personal plugs.
The hosts unpack HBO's "Deadwood" pilot, praising Walter Hill's direction and David Milch's writing for establishing a lawless, opportunity-filled boom town. They discuss the authentic and compelling portrayals of historical figures like Wild Bill Hickok, Calamity Jane, and the villainous Al Swearingen, highlighting the show's gritty realism, vibrant dialogue, and a cast of memorable character actors. The episode's effective storytelling and strong character dynamics are celebrated as hallmarks of one of TV's greatest debuts.
The hosts and guests Mike Merriman and Mr. X return to dissect two bizarre exploitation films. "Welcome Home, Brother Charles" is analyzed for its commentary on race, revenge, and stereotypes through a fantastical lens. "Brain Damage" is explored as a powerful allegory for drug addiction, wrapped in Henenlotter's signature gooey horror. The episode also features personal film recommendations and a special music segment.
After a hiatus, the host kicks off a new series by revisiting the original Children of the Corn (1984), based on Stephen King's short story. This episode covers director Franz Kirsch's diverse career, highlights the standout performances of John Franklin (Isaac) and Courtney Gaines (Malachi), and praises the film's brilliantly shot opening diner scene, despite its low budget. He also hints at the increasingly "bonkers" sequels to come.
Gary and Jon go behind enemy lines and get in the shit with a brand new installment. On the Pare tip, our coifed saint of genre cinema teams up with genre legend Robert Davi to take on multiple gangs, gangsters and a pair of sibling assassins hellbent on revenge. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa and Joel Grey also star in The Dangerous. Our VHS pick takes us to nazi occupied Italy where a crack quartet of soldiers find aliens and trouble in Empire Picture's Zone Troopers. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Gary is joined by Mike White of The Projection Booth Podcast to talk about films where the men's egos are as big or as small as their units. Richard Jordan and Frank Langella lead an all star cast of douchebags looking for kicks and not learning anything about themselves in the process in The Men's Club. Then, Aaron Eckhart plays a high power executive who is motivated to use a colleague to scheme and humiliate a co-worker with In The Company Of Men. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
The hosts review the 2002 Walter Hill film Undisputed, a prison boxing drama starring Wesley Snipes and Ving Rhames. They discuss their first and second viewing experiences, praising key performances like Peter Falk's while critiquing the pacing, unnecessary flashbacks, and weak hip-hop soundtrack. Overall, they find it a serviceable, old-fashioned genre picture elevated by its strong character actor cast.
Cameron and Gary tackle this little known genre film that includes babes, bullets and Sid Haig being very sweaty. William Smith and Brian Thompson star in Fred Olen Ray's Commando Squad. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Gary, Lee and Suzanne go globetrotting looking for hidden treasure and some minor skin play with our reviews of Monuments Men and Jane And The Lost City. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Gary is back with Lee Russell (They Must Be Destroyed On Sight) and Cameron Scott (Cinema Degeration) to talk about the perils of drugs and the Chucks that may follow. We cover two Chuck Norris films with A Force Of One from 1979 and Silent Rage from 1982. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Jon and Gary bring you a double bill filled with masculinity and dust with our Par'e pick of World Gone Wild and our VHS pick The Final Alliance featuring David Hasselhoff. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
The cursed celebration of Samhain has ended but Cinema Beef has emerged from their chosen rabbit holes to put out a post- Halloween show. On this one, you will hear the never before released review that Jeffery X Martin and I did for the only film where a lawnmower is boner inducing. George Kennedy stars in Wacko from 1982. The second part of this extended episode is a preview of a project I have with Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner in which we delve into the career of master thespian Michael...
The beefers are and I quote Neil Diamond here heading for the future in this one, We talk two tales about humans, clones and their interchangeable parts. We talk organ exchange and general whimsy amongst teens in Parts: The Clonus Horror. Then, we talk utopian glee, betrayal and cats with Logan's Run. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Suzanne and X fly without Gary for this one in which they tackle two football-centric films featuring drugs, tears and some laughs with North Dallas Forty and Semi-Tough. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
The Beefers get on the red eye to sunny Jamaica for some sweat and possibly some crime. With Cameron Scott in tow, we discuss two films with capers on coast of this great land with The Harder They Come from 1972 starring reggae legend Jimmy Cliff and The Mighty Quinn starring Denzel Washington and Robert Townsend. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
The Torchy's boys are back and they are a couple beers short for this one. When an ore space tanker encounters a distress call, they pick up a boarder with dangerous cargo and a more sleazy secret. Of course there's sabotage afoot. This is the only film that Walter took his name off of so you know it's a mess. Filled with great performances from ace actors can't salvage this. Spoliers aside on our feelings, let's get overly horny with Supernova from 2000. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
The Beefers dive into two films about child prodigies: the nostalgic gaming flick "The Wizard" (1989) and the dramatic chess story "Searching for Bobby Fischer" (1993). A significant age/generational gap leads to vastly different reactions and intense debate, particularly regarding nostalgia versus critical analysis and themes of parental pressure and exploitation. The episode also includes humorous tangents and personal updates on recovery and well-being.
Gary is joined by Bill and Tanya (Formally of The Horror Mafia podcast) to talk about monsters and the douches that try to manipulate them. We review the Fred Savage/Howie Mandel vehicle Little Monsters and Clive Barker's Nightbreed. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Hey beefers. We have special for you. Gary is joined by Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner to discuss a very important duo of films. Once upon a time in the Louisiana swamps, there was a notorious hero with enormous facial hair and a penchant for women and making hooch. That man was known as Gator McKlusky. He is a hero, a charmer and possibly a father of no more than 49 children. It's Burt Reynolds love time where we discuss White Lightning and it's formidable sequel Gator. ★ Support this podca...
Welcome to the California coast. Where the tide can kill you amongst other things. Gary is joined by Mr. Venom to talk about two films in the surfspoitation genre being Surf II (not a sequel) and Surf Nazis Must Die. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
The beefers indulge in some party favors and get lost in the dust of the brat pack universe. We cover two films featuring these actors that circle the drain with sex, drugs, debauchery and sweater fetishes with St. Elmo's Fire and Less Than Zero. (Warning. This show contains casual jokes about drug use. These are done for humor of course. If you're on drugs and want to seek counseling, know that the crew of Cinema Beef love you and want you to get well.) ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
The hosts dive into a spirited debate over Fast Times at Ridgemont High and its spiritual sequel, The Wild Life, both written by Cameron Crowe. They praise Fast Times for its grounded portrayal of 80s teenage life and universal themes, contrasting it sharply with The Wild Life's perceived absurdity and unlikeable characters. The discussion weaves in personal anecdotes about growing up in the 80s, from childhood snacks to societal norms, offering a nostalgic yet critical look at classic teen cinema.
The beefers are back and going to Cali for some fun on the coast. We discuss two films featuring two California with a very specific epidemic. We welcome Jeffery X Martin back on this one with Iris' departure. He fills her shoes incredibly well with some banter that she would approve of. We are jetlagged and boy we are hungry for carnage. Enjoy the cuisine! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
The Torchy's boys are back and this time they're car breaks down in the town of Jericho. Where the men are lawless and can defy gravity. Join Bruce Willis as he plays both sides to make his paper and start a whole lot of shit. This features Walter Hill favorites such as David Patrick Kelly and Bruce Dern. It also welcomes Mr. Willis as well as Christopher Walken. Load up some extra clips. This is gonna get bloody. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
