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Mean no arm. Yes donkey today for Monday, March third goes to a man named Brian Steiner. Bryan is from Pennsylvania and he's a freaky ass human twenty twenty vision god. What do you mean he's a twenty twenty vision god? Uncle Sharlawell. Apparently times are very hard in the slums of Delaware County, Pennsylvania, because this man, Brian Steiner, was offering free glasses an exchange for sexual acts. Yes, glasses,
face readers, I spires, magnifying marbles, okay, vision vanquishers. This man was botering optical for oral I can't make this kind of stuff up. Let's go to six ABC news for the report.
Police, a Delaware County optician faces some serious charges. Police, ay, you offer customers free eyeglasses and exchange for sex. Investigators say that forty year old Brian Steiner, who worked at Philly Vision Karen Fallcroft, solicited sex from his customers. They say in return, he would give out free glasses and wave charges in cope. Steiner admitted to police he had received or performed sexual acts inside the business at least thirty different times.
He wants assets for glasses. Now, I was born in nineteen hundred and seventy eight, so I've heard of a lot of discounts in my day, buy one, get one free, percentage sales, early payment discounts, seasonal discounts, referral discounts. But what I've never heard of is to bust it open for some bifocals discount you want to get freaking for some frames. Bryan, You're supposed to have a vision care plan,
not a perverted rewards program. This is predatory on so many levels because you have to know who this will work on. You have to know that there are people who can't afford glasses, and the fact that you are praying on the financially challenged amongst us is what really makes me want to see you buried under the jail. Okay, we are in an era where we should be attempting to help people if they aren't in the best position financially,
but no, you out here taking advantage of people. And the irony of this situation is you work in an eyeglass store. Your whole job is helping people see clearly. But you couldn't even see that. This wouldn't end well, do you know how financially desperate you have to be the one to give up sex for specs and for Brian to know these people we're desperate and take advantage of that desperation. I don't even believe in heaven the hell, but damn it, if there is a hell, please give
this guy the hottest seat in the house. Okay. I have a rule, and my rule is never trust people who will take advantage of others for their own benefit, especially when the person actually could use your kindness. Proverbs chapter twenty two Versus twenty two and twenty three says, don't take advantage of the poor just because you can. I repeat, don't take advantage of the poor just because you can. Self explanatory. Okay. If you believe in hell, Brian, you go in to it. Okay, And I'm going to
tell you the sickest part of the story. After the patients agreed to do the sexual favors for the glasses, when he would give these visually impaired people the glasses, he would play this song, sick, sick, sick, Oh my god, sick world, right, that's how I feel. Please let me me mar give Brian Stein of the Biggest he hall you stupid mother? Are you dumb? You crazy? Sick? That song with that story is crazy. That's what happened. I know, but it's just insane. I didn't make that's what happened.
I didn't make that up. I'm just reading this news. What Mac? Why is Mack in here? Why did you walk in? I just Mac, what's the problem. I was back there talking to Eddie and I was just like, could you imagine the eye test? You cover one eye up and read the first line and it's like, d I, what's right now? At six stage of left? Please did you go? Could you leave now? Thank you very much. The longer the eye tests, the longer the duration like, how did this? This is crazy? Y'all need to stop.
All right, Well, thank you for that donkey today. Yes, indeed, all right. You imagine the people that couldn't still see after they got the glasses, didn't know what was going on. Thank you again, the donkey of the day. Let's reset, guys, come on, come on, imture people here, busa. It's all you immature people, all right, Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull. Lambing's soft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side.
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