Outlaw Special: Samson - God's biblical Chuck Norris

As much as we appreciate Chuck Norris for all the bad guys he's stopped - God was already sending brainless muscle-heads to protect His people over 3,000 years ago.  And yes, they had the same problem with sexy women and weapons that our modern defender Chuck has.
But there's more to the story than that - even a guest appearance by Jesus...possibly. 
Let's read it slowly.  You might learn some things you missed before.