Bible Contradictions: Loquacious Tomb Raiders

Did the women who explored Jesus tomb run and tell everyone? Or no-one? Is this a damning contradiction that the church has suppressed for almost 2000 years... or simply overly-eager Bible-haters who can't slow down enough to let the Bible have a moment to itself? As always - you be the judge. But be careful how you judge God's book: He's not fooling around, except when He's actually fooling around.