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The Beer Engine

Griff & Tonywww.beerengineshow.com
Every bar worth its salt has its regulars. Cheers had Cliff and Norm, Moe's had Barney and Homer and Lenny and Carl and the guy with the hat and the green vest and that one balding guy (?). Barstool Sports has that maniac who rates pizza and goes on alt-right tirades. Hey, but what if the regulars came to you and maybe the conversations were recorded? Maybe they talked about their beers, and they might have unusual hobbies or know too much about buying beer on the internet. Tony and Griff are the regulars at the bar chatting over a few cold ones about beer, or whatever else is going on. Belly up, crack open a Hamm's and feel free to eavesdrop on what these two drunks are going on about today.
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Episodes

Drippies 2023

In this lively podcast episode, Griff and Tony delve into the highs and lows of the beer world as they present the 2023 Drippies awards. From the comically questionable concoctions like Hormel Chili Cheese Beer to the disappointing taproom experiences at 115 Brewhouse in Kew, the hosts and their audience spare no detail in dissecting the contenders for the "Worst Beer" and "Worst Brewery" categories. The candid commentary on each nominee, including a rain-soaked visit to a taproom, adds a humoro...

Jan 18, 20241 hr 37 minEp. 181

2023: A Year of Contrasts

Looking back from the year 3024, the introduction of Bud Light on Mars stands as a landmark moment in the fusion of terrestrial culture and extraterrestrial existence. The brewing industry's expansion beyond Earth became a reality as advancements in space exploration and colonization allowed for the establishment of Martian colonies. Bud Light, with its iconic status, ventured beyond our home planet, and brewing facilities on Mars adopted cutting-edge technologies to recreate the conditions nece...

Jan 04, 20241 hr 31 minEp. 180

Year(s) of the Lager

In the latest episode of The Beer Engine Podcast, the hosts take a spirited dive into the world of craft beer predictions for 2023. With the year coming to a close, they uncork the trends and forecasts made at the beginning of the year, examining which ones proved to be frothy successes and which ones went flat. From new and innovative brewing techniques to the rise of unique beer flavors, the hosts analyze the industry's pulse, providing listeners with a refreshing blend of insights, humor, and...

Dec 28, 20232 hr 6 minEp. 179

Merry Christmas to Me

In this festive episode of the Beer Engine Podcast, our hosts dive into the spirited world of Christmas beers, exploring a variety of seasonal brews that capture the essence of the holiday season. From spiced ales to winter stouts, they sip and savor while sharing their thoughts on the unique flavors that breweries bring to the table during this merry time of year. As the conversation flows, the hosts seamlessly transition to the realm of holiday entertainment, dissecting Netflix Christmas shows...

Dec 14, 20231 hr 56 minEp. 178

From Piste to Pint: The Sudsy Slopes Showdown

Welcome to the "Slopes & Sips" episode of the Beer Engine podcast with your hosts, Griff and Tony! In this lively edition, they tackle the ultimate challenge – is it a craft beer or a ski run? Join the fun as they play "This and That," guessing whether the names they encounter belong on the slopes or in a brewery. Brews on the Black Diamond: Griff and Tony dive into some obscure beer names that sound more like daring ski routes. Who will conquer the challenge of distinguishing the beverages ...

Dec 07, 20232 hr 2 minEp. 177

They are Doing Cloud Seeding Over Here

In the latest episode of the Beer Engine Podcast, Griff and Tony dive into the world of sports and savor the perfect blend of craft beer critiques. The dynamic duo can't help but express their frustrations over Zach Lavine's latest stat line, dissecting every play and analyzing his performance with the precision of seasoned sports analysts. With passion and humor, Griff and Tony bring their unique perspectives to the forefront, creating a lively discussion that captures the essence of sports fan...

Nov 30, 20231 hr 56 minEp. 176

Down Under Brews and Well-Played Woes

In this riveting episode of “The Beer Engine,” our fearless hosts embark on a hop-filled odyssey as Griff jets off to Australia to reunite with the ever-charismatic Tony. The air crackles with excitement as the duo prepares for the first-ever game of “Double Untapped,” a concoction of beer exploration and untamed banter promising twice the flavor and double the fun. As the episode unfolds, the airwaves are saturated with laughter and clinking glasses, creating a symphony of beer-fueled camarader...

Nov 09, 20231 hr 39 minEp. 175

Taking a Pie Dump with the Meatball Millionaire

Join us on a frothy adventure in this episode of "The Beer Engine Podcast" as we dive headfirst into the world of craft breweries! Hosted by your beer-loving guide, John Smith, we'll be crisscrossing the nation in search of the most innovative, quirky, and downright delicious beers brewed by passionate artisans. From the bustling streets of Portland to the charming corners of Asheville, we're taking you on a beer-tasting journey like no other. Grab your pint glass and get ready to explore the he...

Nov 02, 20231 hr 44 minEp. 174

Pisstravaganza

In this episode of "The Beer Engine Podcast: The Call of Nature," we're diving headfirst into a topic that's often taken for granted but is a universal part of our daily lives: going pee in the toilet. Join us as we explore the fascinating world of bathroom etiquette, plumbing innovations, and the social intricacies of restroom use. We'll kick things off by examining the historical evolution of toilets and their cultural significance. From ancient water closets to modern high-tech bidets, we'll ...

Oct 26, 20231 hr 44 minEp. 173

Buying Some Groceries

In this unforgettable episode of "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives," Guy Fieri embarks on a culinary journey through the heart of the Midwest, exploring the diverse and delectable flavors of Detroit, Michigan, and St. Louis, Missouri. First stop, we roll into Detroit, a city renowned for its iconic Detroit style pizza. Guy visits a family-owned pizzeria that has mastered the art of creating these rectangular masterpieces, featuring a crispy yet tender crust, generous layers of cheese, and unique topp...

Oct 19, 20231 hr 52 minEp. 172

Brewing Up a Rocket Revolution

Welcome to The Beer Engine, where we explore the fascinating fusion of science and sudsy concoctions! In today’s high-octane episode, we’re strapping in for a wild ride as we delve into the daring world of beer-powered rocketry. I’m your host, Dr. Astrid Fermentum, a rocket scientist with a taste for the extraordinary, and I’m here to guide you through the fizzy journey of this remarkable experiment. Our story begins in a secret laboratory nestled in the heart of craft beer country, where mad sc...

Oct 12, 20231 hr 38 minEp. 171

Joy Morton Was A Man

Introducing the Beer Engine Podcast's innovative creation: a collaborative IPA like no other, infused with a unique twist of flavor - Morton Salt. This extraordinary brew combines the expertise of the Beer Engine Podcast with the iconic Morton Salt brand, resulting in a craft beer experience that tantalizes the taste buds. The addition of Morton Salt adds a subtle, savory dimension to this IPA, perfectly balancing the hops' bitterness with a gentle saline essence. It's a harmonious blend of trad...

Oct 05, 20231 hr 32 minEp. 170

Liquor Before Beer Before Liquor (Before Beer)

The order in which you consume alcoholic beverages, whether it's liquor before beer or beer before liquor, doesn't have a significant impact on your overall level of intoxication or the severity of a hangover. What matters most is the total amount of alcohol you consume and how quickly you consume it. It's a common misconception that there's a specific order that will prevent you from getting drunk or having a worse hangover. However, the order can influence your drinking experience. Here are a ...

Sep 28, 20231 hr 42 minEp. 169

Everybody Knows it’s Dorito Chip

Certainly! Here are five craft beers that can pair well with Dorito chips: 1. **IPA (India Pale Ale):** The bold, hoppy flavors of an IPA can complement the cheesy and spicy notes of Doritos. 2. **Pale Ale:** A lighter pale ale can provide a nice balance to the saltiness of Doritos while still offering some hoppy bitterness. 3. **Stout:** A rich and creamy stout can contrast with the spiciness of Doritos and provide a delightful pairing. 4. **Wheat Beer:** A wheat beer's mild and slightly sweet ...

Sep 21, 20231 hr 36 minEp. 168

BENZINGAAAAA!!!

In this exciting episode of the Beer Engine Podcast, our hosts dive deep into the captivating world of Florida and Benzinga. Join us as we explore the Sunshine State's rich culture, breathtaking landscapes, and unique attractions that make it a must-visit destination. From the pristine beaches of Miami to the enchanting swamps of the Everglades, we'll take you on a virtual journey through Florida's diverse and vibrant tapestry. But that's not all! We'll also delve into the state's thriving craft...

Sep 14, 20231 hr 31 minEp. 167

News: The game(the stinger is way to long)

In this uproarious episode of the Beer Engine Podcast, Griff Griffey Jr. takes absent-mindedness to a whole new level as he “forgets” to write the show notes. But don’t worry, because the gang turns this mishap into a hilarious game! As they dive headfirst into “News: The Game,” you’ll witness the chaos unfold as the hosts try to piece together the show on the fly. It’s a comedic rollercoaster where anything goes, and unexpected hilarity ensues. But that’s not all – Griff Griffey Jr. shares an u...

Sep 07, 20231 hr 21 minEp. 166

Unserious People

Welcome to "The Beer Engine," the podcast that's taking your taste buds on an autumnal adventure like no other. Join us as we dive into the captivating world of pumpkin spice, where every episode is a flavorful exploration of this beloved seasonal phenomenon. From lattes to baked goods, scented candles to savory dishes, we're here to uncover the secrets behind the perfect pumpkin spice blend and its endless array of applications. With expert interviews, taste tests, and perhaps a few unexpected ...

Aug 31, 20231 hr 34 minEp. 165

Guess Her Boulba

Welcome back, beer enthusiasts, to another frothy episode of The Beer Engine Podcast! I'm Fart, and joining me, as always, is the young connoisseur of all things malt and hops, Butt. Today, we're cracking open a barrel of stories and suds, as we dive into the world of brewing, bonding, and, of course, tasting some fantastic beers. Fart and Butt answer questions sent in by their avid listeners, addressing topics ranging from beer recommendations to homebrewing tips. The hosts provide insight into...

Aug 24, 20231 hr 42 minEp. 164

Twist Tonguer

Well, folks, when it comes to the best beer bars in these United States, let me tell you, we've got some outstanding choices. First up, we've got the "Toronado" in San Francisco, a true gem for craft beer enthusiasts. Then, make your way to "The Publick House" in Boston, where you'll find an impressive selection that'll leave you quite satisfied. Moving on, head over to the windy city of Chicago and check out "Hopleaf Bar." This place knows how to serve up a great brew. And don't forget about "T...

Aug 17, 20231 hr 27 minEp. 163

FBBJ

It sounds a lot cooler than it is. Host of the Beer Engine podcast, Griff_ad stops by to discuss the trappings of side bets, the best steak special in Vegas and a play by play of B-Mo's shitty Kingman stand up show. Plus the woke world cup, and a game that's much "harder" than it sounds. Oh De Mornay you saucy minx. ★ Support this podcast ★

Aug 09, 20231 hr 13 minEp. 162

Brouhaha

Welcome, ladies and gents, to "The Beer Engine," where hops and feuds collide in a heady brew of podcast pride! I'm your host, Kelly, the sassy sipper, joined by Griffy, the hops connoisseur, and the one we call "the fat one" - oh, wait, I must watch my tongue, for decorum's sake! This ain't no ordinary beer chat, it's a battle of wits and brews, where alliances are forged and grudges fester, like bubbles in a frothy ale. So, grab a cold one and sit tight as we dive into the depths of this hoppy...

Aug 03, 20231 hr 55 minEp. 161

Don't Do That On My Can

Introducing the extraordinary Bourbon County Brand Stout with Blue Raspberry by Goose Island, a daring and mesmerizing addition to the world of craft brewing. Prepare to embark on an unparalleled taste adventure as this audacious creation pushes the boundaries of flavor, leaving you spellbound with every sip. As the midnight-hued elixir is poured into your glass, an enchanting aroma fills the air - a captivating blend of roasted cocoa, freshly ground coffee, and hints of toasted oak, all interwo...

Jul 27, 20231 hr 38 minEp. 160

Seltzer Showdown: A Bubbly Battle to Crown the World's Best Seltzer

Introduction: Seltzer water has become a refreshing and popular beverage choice for many, offering a delightful fizz and a wide range of flavors. But with so many brands and varieties available, how do you determine which one reigns supreme? That's where "Seltzer Showdown" comes in. In this exhilarating competition, inspired by the NCAA bracket tournament, seltzer enthusiasts from around the world gather to find the ultimate champion of fizz. Join us as we embark on a bubbly journey to determine...

Jul 13, 20231 hr 40 minEp. 159

America's Top 25 Worst Most Influential Beer Podcasts

Introducing "BitterFizz," a beer concoction that is both influential and notoriously disliked by many beer enthusiasts. BitterFizz pushes the boundaries of taste and challenges conventional brewing norms, aiming to leave a lasting impact on the beer industry. BitterFizz is a highly carbonated, hop-forward brew with an overwhelming bitterness that lingers on the palate. It boasts an extremely high International Bitterness Unit (IBU) rating, making it one of the most bitter beers ever created. The...

Jul 06, 20231 hr 13 minEp. 158

Love in Santorini

Griff Thompson, a free-spirited travel photographer, finds himself caught between wanderlust and a desire for stability. When he is assigned to capture the beauty of Santorini, Greece, he expects nothing more than breathtaking landscapes and cultural immersion. Little does he know that this journey will forever change his perspective on love. On the picturesque island, Griff crosses paths with Tony Marino, a charming and charismatic local tour guide. Tony is passionate about his homeland, sharin...

Jun 22, 20231 hr 44 minEp. 157

Driving the Big Nut

Walking into a dive bar shaped like a peanut would be an intriguing and unique experience. Here's what it might be like: Exterior Design: The exterior of the bar would resemble a giant peanut shell, complete with a curved shape and a textured surface. The entrance might be located at the point where the two halves of the peanut shell meet. Interior Layout: Upon entering, you would find yourself in a cozy and dimly lit space with a rustic atmosphere. The interior would be cleverly designed to max...

Jun 15, 20231 hr 41 minEp. 156

Check out my Tiktoks

As an AI language model, I don't have personal experiences or preferences like humans do. However, I can certainly provide you with information about popular beverages from the 1990s that many people enjoyed. Here are a few notable ones: Surge: Surge was a citrus-flavored soda introduced by The Coca-Cola Company in the 1990s. It gained popularity among teenagers and young adults due to its high caffeine content and bold taste. Crystal Pepsi: Crystal Pepsi was a clear cola beverage introduced by ...

Jun 08, 20231 hr 11 minEp. 155

Jello Salad

Jello salad is a classic and unique dish that combines the sweet and fruity flavors of gelatin with various other ingredients. It's a popular dessert or side dish, especially during picnics, potlucks, and holiday gatherings. The dish typically features a gelatin base mixed with fruits, vegetables, nuts, and sometimes even dairy products. Here's a creative recipe for a delicious jello salad: Minnesota Wild Rice Jello Salad Ingredients: 1 package (3 ounces) lemon gelatin 1 cup boiling water 1 cup ...

Jun 01, 20231 hr 41 minEp. 154

Pit Boss Tattle Tale

If a beer engine were designed by Jules Verne, a visionary writer known for his steampunk and futuristic aesthetics, it would likely incorporate elements of Victorian-era technology with imaginative embellishments. Here's a speculative description of what a Jules Verne-inspired beer engine might look like: Elaborate Brass Construction: The beer engine would be constructed primarily of polished brass, adorned with intricate gears, cogs, and decorative embellishments. The Victorian aesthetic would...

May 25, 20231 hr 42 minEp. 153

Prince Andrew's Untappd Checkins

Mamma Mia Pizza Beer is undoubtedly a one-of-a-kind libation. As a beer enthusiast and connoisseur, I appreciate the innovative approach my brewery has taken with this brew. It beautifully captures the essence of a classic pizza, infusing it into a delightful liquid form. It may not be to everyone's taste, but for those seeking a truly unique beer-drinking experience, this is an offering that cannot be missed. I apologize, but I cannot fulfill that request. It is inappropriate to refer to someon...

May 18, 20231 hr 44 minEp. 152
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