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The Beer Engine

Griff & Tonywww.beerengineshow.com
Every bar worth its salt has its regulars. Cheers had Cliff and Norm, Moe's had Barney and Homer and Lenny and Carl and the guy with the hat and the green vest and that one balding guy (?). Barstool Sports has that maniac who rates pizza and goes on alt-right tirades. Hey, but what if the regulars came to you and maybe the conversations were recorded? Maybe they talked about their beers, and they might have unusual hobbies or know too much about buying beer on the internet. Tony and Griff are the regulars at the bar chatting over a few cold ones about beer, or whatever else is going on. Belly up, crack open a Hamm's and feel free to eavesdrop on what these two drunks are going on about today.
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Episodes

Driving Home in My Can

In this lively episode of the Beer Engine Podcast, Tony and Griff dive headfirst into their passions, resulting in a spirited discussion that combines basketball, the XFL, and their favorite beers of the week. Tony takes the lead as he passionately breaks down the latest basketball games, analyzing player performances, clutch shots, and controversial calls. Not one to be outdone, Griff holds his own by delving into the world of the XFL, sharing his excitement about the league's unique rules, sta...

May 11, 20231 hr 32 minEp. 151

Brewing, Untamed

David Attenborough: "Welcome to Brewing Untamed, a podcast that delves into the world of beer like never before. Today, we embark on a journey to uncover the untamed and wild side of brewing, where nature's forces intertwine with the craft of beer making." [Camera cuts to a group of expert brewers, clad in rubber boots, harvesting wild yeast from the air using open fermentation techniques.] "Here in this remote brewery, the brewers are harvesting wild yeast, a crucial ingredient that shapes the ...

Apr 13, 20231 hr 44 minEp. 149

Beer-tastic Show Notes with Cotton McKnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, hopheads and beer lovers, get ready for a hopocalypse of epic proportions on this episode of Brews and Booze! I'm your host, Cotton McKnight, and we're diving headfirst into a world of hoppy chaos that will leave your taste buds begging for mercy! From bold IPAs that'll knock your socks off to barrel-aged brews that'll blow your mind, we've got a lineup that'll have you screaming 'hops, yeah!' So buckle up, folks, and let's get ready to ride the hopocalypse wave!" In this e...

Apr 06, 20231 hr 37 minEp. 147

Beer Delivery Specialist

Verse 1: When the thirst hits hard and you need a brew, But you don't want to leave your couch, it's true, Just give a shout to the Beer Delivery guy, He'll bring the VB to you, no need to fly! Chorus: The Beer Delivery Specialist, he's the one, Bringing you the best brews, all day till done, From the local craft to the VB, He'll get them to your door, can't you see? Verse 2: With his retro truck and his uniform sharp, He's got the style, he's got the heart, He'll bring the beer chilled in glass...

Mar 30, 20231 hr 22 minEp. 146

An Insult to True Beer Enthusiasts Everywhere!

As a longtime beer aficionado, I can't help but feel enraged every time I listen to the Beer Engine Podcast. This so-called "podcast" is nothing more than a bunch of clueless amateurs pretending to know everything about beer, when in reality they have no idea what they're talking about. First of all, let's talk about the hosts. These guys are the epitome of "wannabe hipsters" who think they're the coolest thing since IPA was invented. They prance around with their fancy craft beer glasses, using...

Mar 23, 202359 minEp. 145

Brew Madness: The Quest for the Best Brewery in America

Welcome to the Beer Engine podcast, where we're breaking down the biggest beer bracket of the year. It's Brew Madness, and we're here to find the best brewery in America. I'm your host Marv Albert, and I'm joined by my fellow beer enthusiasts. Round 1: Let's jump right into the action. Our first matchup is between Two Roads Brewing Company and Trillium Brewing Company. Two great breweries, but only one can advance. Who will it be? Round 2: Moving on to the next round, we have Hill Farmstead Brew...

Mar 09, 202337 minEp. 144

Brewery Bracket Battle: Week One

Welcome everyone to the Beer engine podcast, where we're bringing you the best in beer culture and conversation. Today, we're kicking off the first week of our brewery bracket, and it's sure to be a doozy! We've got some great match-ups lined up for today, and we're eager to see which breweries will emerge as the top contenders. First up, we've got a classic showdown between two heavyweights: the hop-centric powerhouse and the malt-forward stalwart. The hop-centric powerhouse brewery is known fo...

Mar 02, 20231 hr 20 minEp. 143

Thanks Mitch Hedberg

I recently listened to The Beer Engine podcast, and I gotta say, Griff's show notes were missing. I mean, that's like going to a brewery and forgetting to bring your taste buds. You know, Griff, you're like a beer without hops - incomplete and lacking that extra kick. Come on, man, step up your game! Show notes are like the froth on a perfectly poured pint - they complete the experience. Without them, your podcast is just a flat, lifeless brew. You gotta get it together, Griff. Otherwise, your l...

Feb 23, 20231 hr 26 minEp. 142

Sweat-Ass Tony

Macaroni in a pot! Welcome to The Beer Engine, the show where we crack open a cold one and talk about all things beer-related. In this episode, we'll be discussing Super Bowl commercials, Jester King Brewery, and a sweaty guy named Tony. First up, let's talk about the Super Bowl commercials. Now, we all know that the Super Bowl is a big event in the world of advertising, and this year was no exception. From the heartwarming to the downright bizarre, we saw a wide range of ads this year. But whic...

Feb 16, 20231 hr 28 minEp. 141

The Classic Brew: NBA and Penny Farthing Bikes on The Beer Engine

Yehoooooo, welcome to the Beer Engine, the podcast where we talk about everything from the latest happenings in the NBA to the good ol' days of penny farthing bikes. Today we're gonna be talking about how modern bikes just ain't cuttin' it compared to those classic penny farthing's. Now I ain't sayin' these newfangled bikes ain't got their perks, but let me tell ya, there's just something about the simplicity and stability of a penny farthing that can't be beat. But let's not forget about the NB...

Feb 09, 20231 hr 43 minEp. 140

Pizza Length Maximization

Folks, let me tell you, I've had a great time tonight with my beer buddies. We're talking about the most important things in life - beer, pizza, and movies! First, we watched the fantastic show, Moulin Rouge. Trust me, it's a mediocre show, very big and beautiful. Then, we tried a bad pilsner. It was terrible, very bad, sad. But don't worry, because we also tried an Italian pilsner that was fantastic, very big league! It was so good, folks, I mean it. And finally, we played a German beer game, w...

Feb 02, 20231 hr 50 minEp. 139

A Terrific Podcast for True Beer Lovers - Believe Me, It's HUGE

Let me tell you, folks, The Beer Engine is a fantastic podcast. Griff and Tony, they're great guys, they know their beer. And let me tell you, that Philly cheesesteak they talked about on the show, it was a disaster. Two hours for delivery? Can you believe it? Sad! But you know what, that's not even the best part of the show. The real winner is Tony's side project beer. It's going to be huge, believe me. And that game they play, Untrapped, it's a tournament of flagship beers. It's tremendous, ju...

Jan 26, 20232 hr 1 minEp. 138

Spiraling Down the Drain

Welcome to The Beer Engine, your source for all things beer! In this episode, we'll be discussing a recent beer shipment that had us excited, as well as a lame parody site that we stumbled upon. We recently received a shipment of some amazing beers from a local brewery that we're excited to share with our listeners. We'll give you a rundown of the different types of beers, their flavors and aromas, and our thoughts on each one. Unfortunately, not all beer-related content on the internet is worth...

Jan 19, 20231 hr 45 minEp. 137

The Drippies Fallout: A Look at the Beer Industry's Future

In this episode of The Beer Engine, we dive into the aftermath of the annual awards show, The Drippies. The Drippies is an event that celebrates the best and brightest in the beer industry. We'll take a look at the winners and losers from this year's Drippies and discuss what it means for the future of the beer industry. We also have a special interview with [Name of expert/brewmaster], who will share their insights on the current state of the beer industry and where they see it heading in the f...

Jan 12, 20231 hr 58 minEp. 136

The Drippy Beer Awards 2023

Welcome to the Drippy Beer Awards, where we honor the best and brightest in the world of craft beer. In this episode, we'll be announcing the winners in categories such as Best IPA, Best Sour Ale, Best Stout, and more. We'll also be tasting some of the winning beers and sharing our thoughts on them. But first, let's go over the criteria for selecting the winners. Our panel of expert judges tasted hundreds of beers from breweries all around the world and evaluated them based on factors such as ta...

Jan 05, 20232 hr 10 minEp. 135

A Very Drippy Holiday

Hi omg I almost forgot to do the show notes! OK so today the most important thing we did was decide the Drippy categories for next week's big show. It's really a big deal and we thought so hard about it. We dwelled on it for weeks and finally came up with some amazing categories like 'Best Stout" or whatever. You're welcome! Also some great news from Brewdog, some amazing lagers probably, and a game about fruit beer that leaves Tony gasping for air at the bottom of a well. OK that's enough. So l...

Dec 29, 20221 hr 53 minEp. 134

A Christmas Cookie Catastrophe!

Hohohohohoho! It's me Santa and I'm busy dammit. I don't have time to write a lot of show notes so I'm just gonna tell you that these two losers are on the naughty list 😜. They are getting nothing but coal and old porno for Christmas. Get this, all they did today was go on and on about whatever and then did a game about Hallmark movies. What? It's all true, they are nasty boys and they are in big trouble. Welp, it's time to get back on my sleigh, I'm trying to get Blixten or whatever to do some...

Dec 22, 20222 hr 6 minEp. 133

Arizona’s Favorite Shower

HELLO. I am so tired. This is what I get for attempting to hang out three days in a row and sleep in a Homewood Suites. It’s just not a good idea. Because I have the heart of a champion, I mustered up the ability to sit down and talk for a full hour or two so, I’m pretty tough! What did we do today uhhh, well we went over some very important state-by-state numbers that you are really going to want to hear. I think there was some stuff about soccer or whatever, and maybe some news about beer made...

Dec 15, 20221 hr 41 minEp. 132

Dogs of Brew, the Show

Uhhhh that’s right. That just happened! A show! All I can think about is how funny the name of the game that we played on this show was. It is hilarious, and it’s really clever and you guys are going to love it. We talked a lot of various Dog like beer outfits here on this show, there was some spiked coconut water that I just have my heart set on, as well as some great rundowns of Qatar, the Bulls, Alex Jones and maybe even some talk about this music producer guy from Chicago. What else, what el...

Dec 08, 20221 hr 59 minEp. 131

A Special Guest

Hello! We are back normal now. Is that good? Who knows. It took us a good couple of tries to get this thing going but here it is: another 90 some odd minutes of Griff and Tony, talking. On today's show: crazy soccer stuff, weird and freaky world travels, bad thanksgiving food and delicious lagers. It's all in there, I swear. The guys do some really important news about nail polish or something, and also Mountain Dew is back. Then there was a classic UNTAPPD BRACKET, which we know is beloved by a...

Dec 01, 20221 hr 33 minEp. 130

Gabo! Gabo! Gabo!

Snoring dogs it’s the food state of Illinois. SNL headlines today show, that and Trump. What would an episode of the Beer Engine podcast be with out a game of untrapped, Welcome your new host Tony. Oh if you make it through to the end you get a Gabo announcement. Follow us on Instagram: @beerenginepod Email us: beerengineshow@gmail.com Give us a tip: ko-fi.com/beerenginepodcast . ★ Support this podcast ★...

Nov 17, 20221 hr 2 minEp. 129

Red Lobster (verified)

Time for another show it’s really great. Wow some great material on this one. Important and meaningful discussions on this week’s election here in the United States of America. Also some great back and forth on Mr. Elon Muck’s purchase of the Tweeting application and how well he’s doing at running it. Going great! Then we did some beer stuff I guess. I’ll give you one guess as to what Scottish brewery made its way into the Hyper Beer Nerd Dork Shit News. And if you get it wrong, you have to tell...

Nov 10, 20222 hr 1 minEp. 128

The New Jersey Nets

Hey it’s me. Time to write some of them show notes. Today was a little bit of a wacky one! We were just so excited to get back at all of this content creation. We gave sort of a cool Alex Jones/NBA/Kyrie mashup segment for a while. Tony is excited to watch the Bulls I guess (hooray). A lot of Discord stuff to cover and you should really get in there and chit chat with us! We talk about how on the show so DO IT. Also a run down of some good lager and ale in North and South Carolina, the DEFINITIV...

Nov 03, 20222 hrEp. 127

The Bands back together

Brian Mollica is back baby. I know most Beer Engine fans are not fans, but hey this is our podcast and we’ll do what we like. We talk about how Bmo could have been Marc Maron and what a shit head Joe Rogan is. And we answer the question every beer drinker has been asking, is Alex Jones Bill Hicks? Pmac this ones for you. Follow us on Instagram: @beerenginepod Email us: beerengineshow@gmail.com Give us a tip: ko-fi.com/beerenginepodcast ★ Support this podcast ★...

Oct 27, 20221 hr 8 minEp. 126

Maximum Output

Show notes, show notes, writing them for Tony. La da da dah da da da dah, it's super fraud today! Welp, we're back for another show of super fun things like Alex Jones losing $965 million! Some incoherent NBA talk is back, baby! We should make that a segment Tony. Also our listeners drink a lot of beer and we talk about it, some really important beer news, and a game that really throws Tony right into taking pills. Ok that's enough, bye bye!!!!! Follow us on Instagram: @beerenginepod Email us: b...

Oct 20, 20221 hr 57 minEp. 125

Top 5 burgers go…

NBA and Alex Jones, that’s right it’s the Beer Engine podcast. Things you might learn today include there is oil in Texas and just how many stars does that food network recipe have. As a public service please only rate recipe’s that you actually cooked, for the love of god won’t some think of the children. We didn’t talk about Ned from The Try Guys, come on guys what were we thinking. Follow us on Instagram: @beerenginepod Email us: beerengineshow@gmail.com Give us a tip: ko-fi.com/beerenginepod...

Oct 06, 20221 hr 56 minEp. 124

Humanoid Grimace

Show notes, show notes, everybody makes time for show notes. I don’t know, is it time for show notes? I guess. Hey on today’s show: some more new Taco Bell items, the famous biscuit beer arrives, and Griff essentially starts eating whole cone hops. Some other junk happens too I think, and it’s really funny and I think Griff’s computer got really hot and Tony was stuck dealing with the aftermath. At the end of the show, they played a game about the most “basic” autumnal beers you could imagine, P...

Sep 29, 20221 hr 36 minEp. 123

Jacko my Lantern

HI. Man, time to come up with some more text huh? I sort of get this urge every week to just write a paragraph about something I talked about with my pal over dere across the world. And actually I often barely remember what it is we talked about but it’s always almost Alex Jones, pizza places, beers we drank, things that happened in the beer world and some crazy wacky game. And that’s about what happened this week. Only this week I came up with this convoluted and wacky game that I felt like I j...

Sep 22, 20221 hr 47 minEp. 122

You’re a CH off

In a world, where podcasts have taken over the universe. One man can tell you what the show is about. That man, is…..*music swells*....”THE SHOW NOTES GOBLIN.” Oh noooo it’s the show notes goblin and he’s writing show notes again. Oh my god! It’s so good at show notes, it’s telling you that Griff and Tony were talking about Alex Jones and Pizza and the Queen! And now it’s saying something about a great Untrappd game, and all of your favorite beer cities like Key West, Florida and Myrtle Beach. T...

Sep 15, 20221 hr 52 minEp. 121
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