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The Ali Kolbert Show

Ali Kolbertwww.alikolbert.com
Queer Comedian Ali Kolbert explores dating, relationships, and mental health on her complaint-riddled journey towards adulthood. She says the things people are too afraid to, and asks the questions we are all wondering, like: “who pays on a same sex date?” “what do your porn preferences mean about your sexuality?” and “why are people so obsessed with babies anyway?!"

Episodes

U-Haul Lesbians with Rachel Ballinger

YouTube Nepo Baby Rachel Ballinger joins the pod to discuss: The Golden Globes, growing up religious and coming out, "U-hauling" on her first date with now-girlfriend, and more!

Jan 17, 202353 min

Ali Kolbert Wants A Harem

Dr. Zhana Vrangalova (@drzhana), relationship scientist and world-renowned non/monogamy expert joins the show for the start of 2023! Ali and Dr. Zhana discuss different relationship orientations, pre and post puberty exploration, power differentials in couples, what is "compersion"? and more...

Jan 03, 202347 min

Good in Bed with Liz Culley

Liz Culley returns for the final episode of the year--but not before she accidentally calls her wife "mommy." Ali and Liz tackle: ozempic, splitting up finances, narcissistic mothers, picking a sperm donor, which celebrity to bang....and of course, what it means to be good in bed.

Dec 27, 202244 min

Only Fans with The Jelly Filled Girls

Ali is joined by The Jelly Filled Girls, Alessia & Sasha, a real lesbian couple who run a popular Only Fans account. They discuss how they decided to start the account and share it with those in their lives. Ali considers starting her own OF.

Dec 20, 202234 min

Icks and Favorites with Julien Pell

Julien returns to the show and fights to get a word in. Ali and Julien take questions and share what gives them the "ick" about each other. Ali confesses to her mommy issues. The two watch Look Who's Talking in honor of the late Kirstie Alley.

Dec 13, 202247 min

Emotionally Sexual with Nicole Aimee Schreiber

An absolutely classic episode of The Ali Kolbert Show--this one is non-stop laughs...and a thinker too! Hilarious stand-up comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber joins the podcast to discuss: when comics post crowd-work clips on Tik Tok, squirting, being emotionally sexual, numbing out to porn, writing jokes, how all women are queer, and more. Listen to it. Seriously.

Dec 06, 202244 min

Lesbian Fever with Carolyn Bergier

Ali is joined by Carolyn Bergier (Dyking Out) and the two "dyke out" together from topics like gay divorce to the Real Housewives of New York City.

Nov 29, 202243 min

Girl Kid with Kelsey Kreppel

In this episode, I sit down with Kelsey Kreppel to discuss her bachelorette trip, my preschool trauma, and being in sororities. Enjoy!

Nov 22, 202243 min

Catfishing with Kamie Crawford

Ali and the host of MTV’s Catfish discuss the new age dating phenomenon and what’ behind it all. Kamie shares the worst catfish stories she has ever seen and Ali opens up about having a fake Facebook account when she was younger. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode....

Nov 15, 202243 min

Rachel Scanlon’s Juicy Hefty Milkers

On one of Ali’s all-time favorite episodes of the show, Rachel Scanlon, comedian and podcaster of Two Dykes and A Mic, joins the program. Ali opens up about her breast reduction and the two discuss how jealous they are of girls with small titties. Ali talks about an embarrassing moment between her and Rachel recently and Rachel talks about her time working at the Mall of America. Ali wonders about whether or not she is bisexual and the two compare their porn searches. Ali sings show tunes for Ra...

Nov 08, 202243 min

Nicky Paris’ Sexual Awakening

Quick-witted stand-up Nicky Paris joins the show and brings his fire tongue with him! Ali and Nicky discuss Kanye’s meltdown, Nicky's sexual awakening, as well as the movies that supported their sexual journeys, how Nicky is lazy in bed, what he’s looking for on tinder, and more. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or s...

Nov 01, 202239 min

Gold Standard Lesbians with Leanne and Allison Mertzman

Tik Tok’s favorite lesbian couple Allison and Leanne Mertzman (“Hey babe!”) join the pod and Ali asks them how they became the gold standard for lesbianism. Allison and Leanne talk their wedding(s), choosing a last name, picking a sperm donor, queer family planning, what makes a successful marriage, and learning about lesbianism from the L Word. Don’t miss it. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individ...

Oct 25, 202257 min

BitchFest with Jackie Schimmel

The Bitch Bible queen herself Jackie Schimmel joins the pod this week - listen if you dare! Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

Oct 18, 202246 min

Coming Out To Yourself

Ali is back for a solo episode to discuss The Try Guy scandal, her thoughts on the movie Blonde, AIM screen names, 90s ASMR sounds, listener emails about coming out. Ali answers a question about whether or not there has to be 1 guy one and 1 girl one. Moving between masculine and feminine energy. Tune in! Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial...

Oct 11, 202229 min

“So When’s The Wedding?” With Julien Pell

Ali finally has Julien back on the podcast. Ali introduces a new segment “Lesbian Sex Education” where she teaches gay listeners about straight sex, namely how to put on a condom. Ali and Julien give us wedding plan updates. Julien and Ali talk Adam Levine, Pete Davidson’s new rom com, Emrata and Brad Pitt. Then, Ali and Julien take voicemails! Blessed be the fruit. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. I...

Oct 04, 202242 min

Jordana Abraham's Rules for Instagram

Jordana Abraham joins the pod this week - listen in to hear her rules for Instagram, why mommy's boys are not hot, and what we think about Christmas. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

Sep 27, 202251 min

The Friends to Lovers Pipeline with Taylor Strecker

Taylor Strecker was married to a man before she met her now wife. Ali and Taylor discuss her story of leaving her husband, marrying a woman, growing up Catholic, and later coming out on the air. Taylor’s ex husband was her role model to be a husband. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this ep...

Sep 20, 202254 min

Eileen Kelly Spent 5 Months Without Her Phone

Eileen Kelly joins the pod to discuss spending 5 months without her phone in inpatient treatment and learning to manage her mental illness. Produced by Dear Media.

Sep 13, 202244 min

Rod Thill: TikTok and Religion

Rod Thill joins the show to discuss issues with alcohol and self-control, his religious upbringing, queerness throughout history, exploding over Tik Tok during the pandemic, going to the church until recently, taking a break from social media, meeting celebrities, unfollowing on social media… Produced by Dear Media.

Sep 06, 202236 min

Jiaoying Summers wants Rachel Maddow to Protect Her

Jiaoying Summers joins the pod to discuss growing up in China, moving to Kentucky, being married twice, being bicurious, why stand-up works for lesbians and straight men to get action, stereotypes about Asian women vs. Jewish women, celebrity couples, and more. Produced by Dear Media.

Aug 30, 202237 min

Braunwyn Windham-Burke's 15 Minute Orgasm

Ali introduces a potential new theme song for the show and takes a listener call. Later, Ali is joined by Braunwyn Windham Burke to discuss her coming out, exploring your sexuality while married, falling in love with close friends, and leaving your husband for a woman. Ali shares her lesbian conspiracy about the Real Housewives of NYC’s Bethenny and Carole. Plus, Braunwyn shares steamy details about her 15 minute orgasm! Produced by Dear Media.

Aug 23, 202242 min

Hannah Berner: Rehab For Your Mind

Hannah Berner is back on the podcast to discuss stand up, married life, wanting gays to like her, and destroying my bathroom. Enjoy! Produced by Dear Media.

Aug 16, 202245 min

The Worst FOMO Ever with Talia Lichtenstein

The importance of people telling people they aren’t funny, getting validation from famous people , hating things on the internet, dealing with anger, separating from your parents, being in therapy, dating older men, meeting up with guys from the internet, moves on men, and more. Produced by Dear Media.

Aug 09, 202255 min

Flirting Is A Drug with Emma Willmann

Ali and Emma talk serial cheating, go through your partner’s phone, open relationships, monogamy, being a love addict, dating a sex worker, reliving trauma, going to sex parties, and more. Produced by Dear Media.

Aug 02, 202246 min

Solo Episode: Incidental Heterosexual Tendencies

The first ever solo episode of the Ali Kolbert show is absolute fire. Ali does Hummus Hour and talks The Summer I Turned Pretty on Netflix, her thoughts on the Chelsea Handler and Jo Koy break-up, Ben Affleck and JLo, as well as old Natalie Portman and Jonathan Safran Foer emails. Ali takes the Kinsey Scale test and clarifies once and for all whether or not she is gay–and if so…how gay is she? Ali takes listener emails and talks about a plane fiasco with Julien. Produced by Dear Media....

Jul 26, 202239 min

Instagram Live Nightmare with Jared Goldstein

Living with chronic illness, Julien’s needle phobia, Ali is claustrophobic, lesbian erasure, Jared getting accepted to RAYA, drunk texting and Instagram story-ing, awkward Instagram lives, torso pics on Grindr, and what it takes to have anal… Produced by Dear Media.

Jul 19, 202242 min

The Kinsey Scale with Ali Macofsky

Ali and Ali talk learning to shave, sleeping with nazis, coming up in stand-up, writing jokes, relationships hurting our brands, hate following on Instagram, tattoos, and more. Ali Macofsky takes the Kinsey Scale test and learns she is not straight. The two discuss what it was like growing up with two sisters, and the make believe games they played during childhood. Produced by Dear Media.

Jul 12, 202244 min

Instagram is the Best Dating App with Irene Tu

Having crushes on your friends, steamy messages on AIM chat, meeting a girls’ mom, lesbian years vs. human years, lesbians love long distance relationships, lesbians love to pine, pride submissions, lesbian love and heartbreak, wanting to explore your relationship in a marriage, the thing about dating straight girls, instagram is the biggest dating app, and pride submissions! Produced by Dear Media.

Jul 05, 202242 min
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