Worshipless Producer Bruce - doing his job Welcome to M.M. "Nipples" and our old friend "Fitzy" Milk men: earning tips with time travel In the Heat of the Night . . . Popcorn lung vs. cigarette lung cancer Producer Bruce reveals his country club leanings Congratulations to Bro.^3 on being Raised We discover the Secretary can quit! And . . . Harlan bolts How does one get nicotine poisoning from e-juice? Bro. Fitzy explains West Virginia time travel - Go Mart, and the world's last rat tail Hackers...
Aug 09, 2016•1 hr 33 min
We figured out what catastrophe happened with the sound last week Welcome to the Stephen King podcast Scotty from the Block trips Harlan in to a baby shower - Congratulations, Brother! Those moments . . . when kids hold up a mirror for you The law finally catches up with Producer Bruce Jason departs against medical advice Harlan's birthday and non-Newtonian fluids Plugs for guys from that one show about delivery guys Covering for lost paperwork Dating a Mason's sister before we becamse Masons . ...
Aug 02, 2016•1 hr 13 min
Jason goes AWOL and Harlan manages to cram in Lady Gaga, Eminem AND Elton John Harlan becomes an apprentice cab driver so he can get on Your Mom's Milkman, finally New ideas for providing rides to members who have trouble finding them Worshipless Producer Bruce launches a ride share company Bro^2 has a younger brother who is Bro^3's older brother . . . if he joins, is Bro^3 still cubed? The Chaplain abandons the crew to become spiritual adviser for the Trump campaign We go N.P.R. for a while Why...
Jul 27, 2016•1 hr 16 min
Studio audience: Jazz and two Snorlaxes Abusing Roberts Rules of Order for personal amusement Chef Red contributes to our collective Diabetes Jason misses his installation and Harlan's new car springs a leak The Chaplain's newest drone shows up . . . and eventually, so does he Pokémon Go and Master Mason Cooper and the Chaplain swinging Poké Balls Not all mice are created equal - some of them get fed to Bruce's snake after suffocating in the car In the end . . . was Freemasonry worth all of the ...
Jul 19, 2016•1 hr 29 min
We've settled on . . . average Should you take a vacation and risk your employer discovering you're unnecessary? Somehow we review the flaws of the United States Patent Office, specifically software Jason's magical adventure (vacation) & why Harlan hates water parks The tragic loss of Brothers in Texas and Minnesota What should Freemasons do? Start with using logic and the working tools (social media is not a working tool) Race relations within the Lodge Should you evaluate the qualifica...
Jul 12, 2016•1 hr 52 min
Rev. Chaplain liberates a bag of wigs and other bathroom access material from a professional band He then breaks our sound equipment Happy Independence Day . . . and "God Save King George!" We had another fair, with fireworks, beer, and . . . stuff Jason's Mayor rocks a tuxedo t-shirt The rain causes kids to fly off of the slide and into the ticket booth Jason discovers all of the ways one could possibly cheat a carnival The theme of the weekend: "NO REFUNDS!" Bro. Son picks a fight with a horse...
Jul 06, 2016•1 hr 28 min
It's just the Original Triumvirate Harlan works the breakfast to steal donuts for the Podcast . . . without success Car purchasing tactics Should I put Freemasonry on my CV? Is Harlan secretly a French Mason? Does your Lodge have emergency plans (fires, active shooters, etc.)? American Separatists: Leaving the Union . . . we've been down that road, just drop it already If Lindsay Lohan says something is a bad political idea, it is exactly the right thing to do Worshipless Producer Bruce cracks j...
Jun 28, 2016•1 hr 47 min
"Show of Lies!" from the start Starship Troopers and disbanding with the offensive "black ball" phrase Harlan is less of a racist when he is trying to be one Thanks again to Mike and the guys at Midlothian Lodge! . . . mostly for trying to lock Harlan in your bathroom Jason and Bruce continue making Overwatch jokes at Harlan's expense Chasing tumbleweeds and how Producer Bruce plans to cause an ecological disaster Jason didn't listen to the adage "never meet your heros" and saw Stephen King Harl...
Jun 21, 2016•1 hr 8 min
Big City Fair updates - Josh ran off with the Carnies again There are few fair survivors at this point, so Jazz and Brother^2 joins us Harlan experiences objectification, but still won't cede that women are people The Chaplain midnight twerks for the residents of our town Jason's skin is so burned he sounds like candy wrapper when blinking his eyes Jazz has been recruiting for her ti dye cult out of our Freemasonry exhibit Finding buttons and pushing them A lesson in how not to deal with Social ...
Jun 13, 2016•1 hr 23 min
What's going on in our lives this week - THE Fair How we prevent Landscaper Josh from running away with the Carnies - or how we get him back Jason engages in parking P.T.S.D. therapy The Chief Carnie that Harlan fired last year makes a return We had enough bicycles for the high school graduation, but not enough blankets Fallout from the Pikey Mountain Festival of the Dirt - don't anger the Dirt Gods Age is just a number for Worshipless Producer Bruce The Chaplain takes on Jason in a (party) meas...
Jun 07, 2016•1 hr 15 min
Memorial Day Festivities and the Pikey Mountain Annual Festival of Observance of the Dirt Harlan's daughter's birthday party - Producer Bruce missed out on the bouncy house The Producer suffers an equipment malfunction on the eve of the Annual Festival of Observance of the Dirt Jason loves Dr. Who jokes . . . help us crack them often for his amusement! Ancient Aliens, Adam and Eve, Serpents and fruit pills Mourning the absence of World War II re-enactors this year Producer Bruce tries to superse...
May 31, 2016•1 hr 37 min
Jason tries to play it cool - guess how long that lasted? The big fair is right around the corner! More carnie stories to follow. Harlan refuses to invite Bruce to his daughters birthday bouncy house Happy Birthday to Worshipless Producer Bruce We pass a Fellow Craft who speaks English as a second language - he corrects the lecturers Master Mason Nipples looses his monitor again Pushing Producer Bruce's buttons for a while Freemasons not behaving like Masons . . . or is it the other way around? ...
May 24, 2016•1 hr 25 min
Jason provides free tech support (use multiple anti-virus systems) Harlan discovers Producer Bruce and the Chaplain fail to comprehend signage The Chaplain shares some insights from Corporate Shill-ism 101: Eating the Frog We review how Easter is scheduled We discuss car crashes, liability, and the "arsehole upgrade" for self-driving cars The (French) Masons got hacked - six whole gigabytes! Brother Squared gets an unexpected phone call for a service appointment he didn't schedule Hosting an "un...
May 17, 2016•1 hr 35 min
This is a re-release of Episode 31, the often cited "dues argument" that we refer to whenever the subject comes up. Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Censor Bob's appointment, and consequently contains language/themes that he would not approve of. Where is Bruce?! Harlan took the Bar Exam . . . it was "a test" What are the earplugs for?! Taking shots in the (public) parking lot Harlan considers alternate career paths The benefits of Truckin` Nobelish . . .? Buy gold . . . and Dogecoins!...
May 11, 2016•1 hr 21 min
What to get Mom for Mother's Day? The fragility of machismo "Degrees of Kosher" - how we discovered one of Harlan's buttons We're hiding from the co-ed baby shower - like real men Charities, collections, and miscellaneous shake downs Telemarketers who use obviously fake names - another button! /u/SeattleShriner accidentally texted Jason - so we steal his idea A letter to Jason, the After Lodge, and the Internet from "Straight, White, Christian Man" Jason discovers that Native Americans don't hav...
May 02, 2016•2 hr 8 min
We raise a new flag pole - a miniature version of the Washington Monument Tony's church has a website . . . Jason gets in to more fights with teenagers Kia makes trucks?! Producer Bruce faces his own mortality Prohibiting women from Freemasonry - is that the real reason numbers have declined? Harlan re-examines the TN/GA debacle in light of "the slippery slope" Grand Master's pins . . . it's good to be Most Worshipful Canadians and American ham Our Lodge goes on Slack . . . IRC for despots The c...
Apr 25, 2016•1 hr 33 min
We're actually broadcasting after Lodge . . . like 5 minutes after The Master joins us for some guilt by association Group messaging - we need to add this to the list of Masonic offenses The Chaplain and Jason blame each other for the Reddit currency collapse Method for handling GA/TN: use strong language, take no action The Chaplain and Chaplain's son question recognition Phil Henry imitations, with Truman Self-expression and staying on the straight and narrow Selling Lodge chairs (and offices?...
Apr 18, 2016•1 hr 39 min
Down-voting warriors attack Jason for his views on gay Masons Brother^3 encounters a Prince Hall Mason for the first time, gets confused White robes and coffee stains . . . at least there is Mississippi! We think Landscaper Josh is a plant, a double-agent for the KoC Bruce decides to go counter-agent, plus there is sword play! OJ Simpson manages to kill this episode . . . and get away with it A greater tragedy than OJ - the cancellation of H2 for Vice ISIS Shrine Temple caves to the terrorists a...
Apr 11, 2016•1 hr 23 min
Jason acknowledges that Producer Bruce looks more handsome every week The Chaplain fills in for Harlan Introducing: Jason's weekly Dan Carlin imitation segment Why can't we ever get home from Lodge before the next day? Lesson of the week: you're not that important . . . everyone can be replaced Producer Bruce's week from hell Candy crush vs Disney infinity The Masons of Tennessee have made their decision regarding gay Brothers - reprisals for those who disagree Those names don't fit, at least in...
Apr 04, 2016•2 hr 14 min
This is a re-release of Episode 3, the much requested "poop story" Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Lodge intervention and may contain language/themes not approved by R.W. Grand Censor Bob. Producer Bruce spends our Dogecoins on a new microphone Harlan and Bruce are not morning people (or is Jason just a grumpy old man?) Harlan's Big Adventure Listener feedback from Episodes 1-2 Voice voting for new candidates Flo is hot! An unexpected Third Degree almost-accident Breaking story (or ho...
Mar 29, 2016•1 hr 12 min
Something in the air is getting our Lodge . . . in an altered state Rev. Chaplain rides a bicycle into the Lodge Bruce's degree work was perfect (pretentious), just like Harlan Knob & Tube wiring - it still exists! How long before you should commit to a Masonic tattoo? Producer Bruce pays his tattoo artist in cheeseburgers More movie talk, and everything but Freemasonry Harlan discusses Gary Johnson's campaign, the Libertarian Party convention, and riding the Trump train The Grand Lodge ...
Mar 21, 2016•1 hr 30 min
Harlan is procrastinating because he has to help Bro.^2 Jason denounces Benjamin Franklin for the evil big government mind control that is Daylight Savings Time Happy Anniversary to Harlan. He slipped out for the Scottish Rite reunion Jason passed up an interview for a high school custodian job The Jason clan adopts a cat which picks fights with deer Why hasn't Harlan watched the Making of a Murderer yet?! We can't avoid discussing the mess between TN/GA and the rest of the Masonic world If this...
Mar 14, 2016•1 hr 33 min
Bro. Coke Guy join us all the way from the crooked-letter state The guys review the District Meeting outcome: No bi-cycles, no blankets, and no vets!!! Bro. Chaplain, Jr. tells the District about our failures Producer Bruce is popular with the Widows We take a vote, the Chaplain and the Coke Guy are not the same person (slim majority) Exchanging gifts with our visiting Brother Georgia Past Master considering demitting Mathematical proof of democracy producing the lowest common denominators Shoul...
Mar 07, 2016•1 hr 34 min
Scotty from the Block a.k.a. Brad re-joins us to make up for being wrong last week Jason sets Amy loose on our Facebook page - she blew it up X-Files, and spoilers for some popular movies Harlan describes the "poison of philanthropy" to our identity Somehow the Pontiff gets compared to Hitler? What is "Masonic" charity, really? Scotty/Brad/Block Boy gets the Harlan Seal of Approval Secret signs, words, grips, etc. for After Lodge listeners Producer Bruce is now The Appraiser's Apprentice Jason c...
Feb 29, 2016•1 hr 58 min
Broadcasting fresh on the heels of the big Master Mason Degree Grand Censor Bob knocks over the candelabra We express our sympathy for our Floridian Brethren . . . because they live there We do not "heart logistics"(tm) Jason evicts Little Matt from the guest seat Bambi, the two-hour old Master Mason recounts his wrongs The Chaplain studies Brazilian wax jobs on the show Our newly made Master Masons are advocates for the C.o.R. Jason describes the Bearded Dragon with False Teeth - our new spirit...
Feb 22, 2016•2 hr 6 min
Happy Valentine's Day! Harlan discovers daughters are included. Exploring the esoteric secrets beneath the works of Dr. Seuss R.I.P. Associate Justice Antonin Scalia Last Rites - Catholics, Judaism, and Protestants all feared being buried alive Shriner's slogan: "crusin' for children" - blame the absent generation How to address misunderstandings (i.e. lies) on a Petition for the Degrees Where can you find a typewriter repair man these days?! Producer Bruce declares that we need two lawyers on t...
Feb 15, 2016•1 hr 20 min
Tony doges service of process all week Harlan discovers his unborn son is missing a penis - renames his home to "Harlan's Harem" How long can a podcast run? Leo LaPorte has been at it for 16 years Nick At Night mash-up Freemasonry - watch the social media . . . unlike Josh Producer Bruce purchases a tract of land on the moon Jason tells the . . . longest . . . story . . . ever Tony interrupts story time to discuss if time is linear How often should a Lodge meet? Harlan gives the "approved soluti...
Feb 08, 2016•2 hr 22 min
The After Lodge Illuminati plan to build a Zionist wall around Muslims . . . because Zionist! Harlan and the Chaplain attempt to cross-breed Bernie Sanders and Rand Paul Brother^2 sabotaged our chili cook off sabotage and made everyone sad Harlan, Bro. Chaplain, and Ass. Producer Marshall find ways to cheat anyways Skyline isn't chili - but it is delicious We discuss the Mason Dixon line of fast food chains FBI prevents a mass shooting in Wisconsin , the state incarcerating Steven Avery Official...
Feb 01, 2016•1 hr 29 min
The After Lodge Crew shelters in the eye of the storm . . . except for Jason Jason plows the Lodge parking lot with his wife's Kia How our video presentation with Brothers in Washington (State) went The 10 Plagues of the Chaplain We discuss how not to abuse veterinary drugs Harlan is at it again . . . instead of just floors, a whole garage! Jewish drug dealers in our town - what do they look like? Harlan? Vinyl records and discussions about the "old is better" fallacy Bruce enjoyed the snow whil...
Jan 25, 2016•1 hr 45 min
The solid sheets of ice are finally gone "A pox be upon you" . . . Harlan's fun-house Harlan attempted to move in next to Producer Bruce . . . Bruce sabotaged the effort Producer finally got his PC working! Commercial Break - We go haggle with Carnies C.B. joins us Why we fail as commercial negotiators Tony may have Tuberculosis The Chaplain is banned from yet more hotels Our annual chili cook off is next week, more foul play is afoot again Video games with references to Freemasonry We discuss t...
Jan 18, 2016•1 hr 48 min
