This is a re-release of Episode 10. Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Lodge intervention and may contain language/themes not approved by R.W. Grand Censor Bob. Producer Bruce calls in sick Special thank you to our audience as we reach milestone episode number 10 Drive-by Truckers - a hell of a band Harlan earns his trucker hat Real men can drive a stick Jason is more concerned about who is cleaning up the confetti than the concert performance - he's old Four hands are better than two Ho...
Jan 13, 2016•1 hr 6 min
Jason discovers Nipples' monitor lost in the Lodge 3-4 weeks after he is raised Happy New Year! Another year to dash our hopes and dreams on the rocks Fast and Furious teenagers are now on the run from Jason Harlan and Bruce discuss alternative means of revenge on said teenagers The Chaplain's internship is terminated Why do you love the Craft? Initiation fees . . . too high? Socialized fees in Canada! Canadian polar bears tile their lodges The Chaplain brings Mrs. Chaplain with an absence note ...
Jan 03, 2016•1 hr 24 min
Welcome to the After Christmas Podcast! Harlan is having "Irish Twins" or Jewish twins . . . or something like that - he's pregnant (again)! Jason offers parental advice on multiple children - he has two only children /u/The_Past_Master meets Master Mason Nipples . . . on Facebook Mytos kicks Harlan from the IRC channel What's really going to kill Freemasonry: not declining membership, not admitting women, etc. It's Facebook! Why we really need to stop trolling Apprentices and Fellows about stea...
Dec 28, 2015•1 hr 48 min
Show of lies! The Chaplain is already getting his After Lodge title Chaplain Jr. is installed as new Master - judicious use of the gavel An ash tray full of nails was shattered; but the lox was saved! Jason spoils Jar Jar Binks' Sith appearance in the new Star Wars movie Harlan's After Lodge Hanukkah gift is awesome! How the Chaplain trolls his in-laws Worshipless Producer Bruce builds his new P.C. - it doesn't work Bruce kills Harlan's dream prank on Installation Night Jason takes screenshots o...
Dec 21, 2015•1 hr 41 min
Winking racists right at the start Happy Birthday to Jason . . . and last day of Chow-nu-kon to Harlan The Master-Elect joins us to discuss his plans for containing the Podcast next year The Nickerbuddy bar has actual pieces of /u/millennialfreemason Politics are for After Lodge, not during Lodge Jason gets paid to search Bing for KKK quotes Why is it always politics instead of sports, etc? What books should be in your masonic library? Monty python and the Holy grail - we know what it is Should ...
Dec 14, 2015•2 hr 4 min
It's a 100th episode reunion . . . on episode 101 Big Matt takes a seat at the table Friend of the Show Jack brings treats - real Knickerbuddy bars! With free dues cards! Half-Sack joins us, with a trailer of Corporate Companies The crew helps Harlan get in the Christmas spirit - with Hanukkah gifts Ass. Producer Marshall speaks the unspeakable to Jason How to play with a Dreidel Harlan dances for joy and nobody had a video Canada Dry sends a congratulatory letter to the After Lodge Crew The Cha...
Dec 07, 2015•2 hr 4 min
Welcome to Episode 99.75 - we're asymptotic! The Crew critiques the Chaplain's mid-week show We spend some time making fun of the Chaplain because he's not here to hurt us Rusty Nail Degrees There is apparently no record of Jason having ever attended Lodge - can he still be Treasurer? What happens if there are not enough Brothers present for elections? Jason has super-smell now Harlan opines about missing MySpace . . . where he always had a friend George Washington wasn't always involved in Free...
Nov 30, 2015•1 hr 19 min
In lieu of the Thanksgiving holiday, we're taking a break this week. Enjoy this interview with Adam Osman, author of "Earning Freemasonry". This was before Right Worshipful Bob took office as Grand Censor. Adam Osman joins us to talk about his new book Earning freemasonry: A One Day Class Redemption Harlan has to pay the piper Jason picked on by clowns Adam discusses his book How does a one day class work? Are one day class graduates really subjected to prejudice? Gang signs . . . what the hell?...
Nov 23, 2015•1 hr 15 min
The Chaplain wrangles Nipples, J.P.M., Most Worshipful Has-Been, and Brother^3 to do a mid-week show Our best wishes to the Brethren of Washington with the "storm of the century" How are other peoples weeks? Nipples asks the audience The older brothers advise Nipples on how to propose to his girlfriend (during Thanksgiving dinner) The Chaplain asks the J.P.M.: Why are you still here?! Should you ever voluntarily receive a courtesy degree outside of your home Lodge? Are intra-state jurisdictions ...
Nov 18, 2015•38 min
Harlan spent Friday the 13th with Scottish Rite Templary and tragic synchronicity Jason comments on France's military history College kids being panzy pansi "ohh I'm offended" The After Lodge Crew does some Ken Burns type stuff The Chaplain's long-game retirement troll Neighborhood kids vandalizing our Lodge . . . GET OFF OUR LAWN! The Chaplain causes Jason panic over the financial audit - and he's not even here Why don't we see more people showing "Masonic pride"? Really? Right Worshipful Grand...
Nov 16, 2015•1 hr 26 min
The Worshipful Master is pregnant?! Our baby oracle decides. Marriage according to Jason (and the Bible): one man, and a bunch of women The guys take Nipples to visit another Lodge, then make him wait outside Harlan wears jeans to Lodge and Jason does a psychoanalysis on the situation BlizzCon vs. EVECon, and why we're all nerds Would you visit a Georgia lodge as a gay Mason? What would happen if you did? Jason attempts to raise the rabble and start some fraternal disobedience No pitchforks, no ...
Nov 09, 2015•1 hr 19 min
Harlan is back, recovered from last weekend We jump right into Georgian homo-basher-bashing Avoiding intolerance in hating intolerance A message to /r/freemasonry from the After Lodge Crew: calm down! Harlan seeks old Past Grand Masters for cursing lessons Harlan and Jason retire the Grand Lodge Oompa Loompa aprons Halloween - our children as budding con artists Worshipless Producer Bruce is getting old, and can't handle alcohol anymore The fork and knife degree - how Harlan survived college We ...
Nov 02, 2015•1 hr 28 min
Harlan is missing after the Chaplain's Halloween party Worshipless Producer Bruce leads a labour strike The Chaplain shows up . . . with food Crazy Halloween festivities - jello shots and bad karaoke We explain what was in the bag Defining the role of the Lodge Chaplain - how should he be, really? Using Masonic emblems in election literature , fastest way to make Jason go postal All Lodges should have (at least) one historian Spatulas don't bend, unless Bruce uses them with tuna With Harlan gone...
Oct 26, 2015•1 hr 22 min
Worshipless Producer Bruce abandons us for Atlanta Harlan gets shafted by the Master and goes Postal Jason is back to chair flipping after Lodge, thanks to Rev. Chaplain Rednecks and their damn flags . . . Happy Thanksgiving to our misguided Canadian Brethren! Raising nipples Our new EA is suave! Nipples' girlfriend proposes to him . . . he says: "why?" Cocaine or feces in your mailbox? Harlan will soon retire his fancy-pants apron What does our Lodge's Chaplain actually do? Jason receives a pre...
Oct 19, 2015•1 hr 41 min
We re-purpose stair spindles . . . for Traditional Observance! Harlan's younger brother's younger brother is being initiated next week Mary - the woman who spanked the son of God . . . Jason and Bruce discuss the (Masonic) apocalypse Harlan stops Jason cold with a wink The milk men forget what show they're on Corn in the Bible . It's MAIZE!!!!!! Maize is the end of racism and Christianity . . . because the ancient Greeks were black? Aliens coded sacred texts in the DNA of corn Hiram's working to...
Oct 12, 2015•1 hr 25 min
Widows and Past Masters Night - partying like it's 1929! The Chaplain shows up with bills "Be free to be you. You're not damaged, Bro. Chaplain" The Chaplain's third twin Freemasonry's butt-hurt report form Masonic Doctors selling cure-all oil made with Masonic secrets Does Freemasonry require you to have a job? Jason discovers that PCs are on the way out Can we stop hassling candidates about clean underwear? Harlan discusses paying dues online (with a "convenience fee") Preparing for your own d...
Oct 05, 2015•1 hr 24 min
Valuable life lessons Jason learned from his mother Harlan visits the aquarium /u/vangoedenaam imports expensive ginger ale If FM (Freemasonry, not the spectrum) disappeared over night, what would you do? The Pope! Disagreements with government: Harlan has no strong political feelings . . . "one way or the other" The Chaplain returns to discuss how Freemasonry has impacted his political views Jason compares local politics to high school gossip Political discussions among the Brethren Gentleman h...
Sep 28, 2015•1 hr 30 min
Celebratory Lodge, Jason protests too much Bats, bats, and more . . . bats? Harlan heads to the woods for an old fashioned outdoor raising Grand Lodge of Georgia looses it's mind - /u/TikiJack , right as always Also . . . Tennessee What is the definition of "freeborn" "Relations with Masons" Would you be offended if you weren't hit on in a predominantly homosexual Lodge? Jason goes postal The Chaplain shows up . . . in Rastafarian character and an Angry Birds hat Electrician's apron - that's a r...
Sep 21, 2015•1 hr 42 min
(Sr.) Deacon Doug is gone, this week it's Truman . . . psychotic break? Jason set a trap for Harlan Did we finally break Jason? Jason and Harlan hi-jack a distant Lodge's EA degree Jurisdictions making homosexuality a Masonic offense Is there a schism coming in the fraternity? A repeat of the Ancient/Modern split? Why is the Chaplain covered in glitter all of the time? Explaining Freemasonry in the time it takes to eat a pancake Simple semantics change the Golden Rule significantly "That which i...
Sep 14, 2015•1 hr 35 min
Bruce goes deaf - nothing we can do No lawyer today . . . let's have chaos! "Nipples" girlfriend has to come get him from Lodge A brand new car, completely destroyed Was the Chaplain's troll worth it in the end? Investors in the Church - buy a chance to get in to heaven today! States that still rent VHS cassettes Freemasonry and homosexuality . . . again What happened to the Third? Kentucky clerk is now in jail . . . where she should be? Why is prostitution really illegal (aside from "morals")? ...
Sep 07, 2015•1 hr 45 min
Even without Bob, there's always silent listeners Friend from up the road, Half-Sack joins us this week Harlan gets paid to poop and explains fixed-fee contracts Truck drivers and "Corporate Company" The Worshipful Landscaper's wedding, Jason dresses like Harlan Ghost hunters at the haunted house wedding The Chaplain show up with "interesting" stories from the weekend Harlan and the Chaplain assumed Half-Sack was a milk man We finally give in and discuss the Ashley Madison leak and what it (does...
Aug 31, 2015•2 hr 2 min
Just the two of us . . . what to say with no one else around . . . Doctor . . . Who? The Master's gettin` hitched! Let's mess with the Chaplain A haunted house wedding, will the Brethren hassle the groom? Jason's (last) week extends into another, drill baby drill! Where can Jason borrow money for that drilling? Jason spends Producer Bruce's retainer while he's gone What happens with poor counseling? We loose good Prospects, that's what! Freemasonry and social media, again If you use Masonic symb...
Aug 24, 2015•1 hr 23 min
Things we shouldn't be discussing . . . The Chaplain chooses Donald Trump and After Lodge Harlan and Jason demonstrate their respective knowledge of professional wrestling Jason has angered Poseidon Shriners International outlaws the Confederate Battle Flag Struggling with alcoholism Freemasonry and Social Media Masonic service animals - the real and the abused Jobs Daughters and Amendment Ten Freemasonry themed Magic: The Gathering deck We discuss the merits of fish texture Email us at afterlod...
Aug 17, 2015•1 hr 42 min
These "show notes" are a reproduction of the Chaplain's live Reddit feed from the show Oops! Live Redditting the show today. This is the Chaplain, and they won't help me :-( Introductions take forever. This is just like real Lodge! What is a Snoo pin? This isn't on the show, but Scott is in my chair! Fact check: do you need gluten to live? History channel Ancient Aliens This fish story is way too long Does Harlen have a secret room? (or at least, a Secret Window?) Scott goes to Lodge with a lot ...
Aug 10, 2015•1 hr 45 min
Pinkerton plus. Everyone's in a good mood today. Harlan and his photo ops - calls out a Brother with a missing arm The front door was left open (again), "who dun it?!" Apparently, Jason wants ice cream, and ice cream teaches Harlan about the universe The Chaplain shows up . . . with a selfie stick! Or a "wipey" stick, depending on who you ask Jason has some more things to investigate the Chaplain for, like "Mable" being shot to the ground The Chaplain tells a poop story to top the Harlan legend....
Aug 03, 2015•1 hr 25 min
Harlan goes on a tour with his friend and some Lodge people . . . there were drinks Harlan's wife put a lot of planning and work into this party "A Sidecar Named Desire" . . . it was a mistake More refusals by Harlan to acknowledge Cosby's obvious guilt Worshipless Producer Bruce took his first day off of work ever - for Harlan's party . . . and, apparently, Toga parties are a thing Jason has car troubles in abundance We suggest creating a Judge Judy Court of Appeals Anarchism vs. Libertarianism...
Jul 27, 2015•1 hr 28 min
Ass. Producer Marshall re-joins us this week We discuss our respective weeks. Spoiler alert: same as always Harlan bills Bruce for legal advice, and embraces intentional racism E.A. upset because he'll have to miss Lodge for mogul functions A very nice lady expresses her concerns about Freemasonry being odiously foisted upon her social circle Producer Bruce takes an unimportant call mid-show . . . Shaggy break! Redditor thinks his grandfather may have been a Freemason . . . maybe Masonic funeral...
Jul 19, 2015•1 hr 26 min
Harlan is the accidental-racist from the get-go The Chaplain may be hibernating somewhere . . . so we replaced him with new-guy Rick! Toilet humor - more specifically, port-a-potty talk No more Fair stuff! We discuss our lives outside of the carnival This week, we broke Harlan Jason goes on vacation at the children's museum Jason's son lawyers his Dad Harlan's daughter has a black hole for a stomach Some fair talk - prison vs. the fair Are we really "like minded" men? How have you changed as a p...
Jul 13, 2015•1 hr 41 min
We're all beat down and hung over from the Independence Day Fair The Chaplain eats everything in the Lodge during the show Jason discovers the intellectual capacity of our neighbors We hang out with Nazis (actors) Jason assaults our patrons in the parking lot We deal with the Confederate flag controversy . . . We go fan-boy over WWII re-enactors from the fair Harlan gets into a WWII history argument . . . with WWII re-enactors Jason picks up the accidental racist baton from Harlan We talk about ...
Jul 06, 2015•1 hr 33 min
IF YOU'RE NEW: LISTEN TO THE END BEFORE GETTING YOUR APRON IN A WAD Someone finally offers that date . . . then Harlan declines. Now we know why people don't offer. For the first time in After Lodge history: Jason praises Harlan! What's bothering Rev. Bro. Chaplain? Jason apparently has no problem with slavery The Chaplain tells more of the worst week ever. What would Jesus do with this? How is this against religion . . . what? We broke the Chaplain, finally Bouncy houses for Producer Bruce wile...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 26 min
