The After Lodge Podcast

The After Lodge podcast is the after lodge banter of some men who happen to be Freemasons. It is not endorsed nor recognized by any Grand or subordinate lodge of Freemasons. Drawing topics from the /r/freemasonry subreddit, as well as the other Masonic networks, the After Lodge podcast discusses current-day topics within and without the fraternity.

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Episodes

Episode 47: The Longest Episode Ever

Worthy Producer /u/JasonsWifeAmy joins the show this week who was also tasked with writing these show notes again Harlan gets fitted Brothers be traveling Jason has been sick Amy is a better Producer than Bruce Poor breakfast management Harlen smokes a pipe Amy decorated the "Gobble-Gobble" White Board Computer trouble at lodge Charity at the breakfast Harlin got scammed Pastafarians We ramble for a bit Masonic Bill of Rights More rambling Dealing with daughters, widows, and sisters Mr. Crowley ...

Nov 29, 2014•2 hr 5 min

Episode 46: Snowmageddon

Show notes guest written by /u/JasonsWifeAmy . * Denotes thoughts of Amy Harlyn's plans to take over the world The boys have been traveling in the boonies again The printer is haunted Jason issues a formal complaint to his local representative We're still debating Compass, Compasses, Compassi This show is Cereal Grand Representatives to foreign places are considered stupid by brethren Boonies lodge is annoyed by Harlyn showing up and then discuss American Legion business Busy week ahead Jason is...

Nov 29, 2014•1 hr 10 min

Episode 45: Square and Compassi

Jason failed at show notes . . . so, they're ghost written this week; please harass him at your leisure. Mountain journies to places with no address Bruce's life is really awesome Harlan finally flies off the handle, Jason style about something Compass or Compasses? Perhaps: Compassi? Thermostat wars Are non-veterans still regarded as people in Freemasonry? The After Lodge Road Show, coming soon to an address-less lodge near you! What is the coolest thing you have done as a Mason? Welcome to our...

Nov 11, 2014•1 hr 21 min

Episode 44: Getting Cold Teeth

Topics this week from: "The Trix is Frozen" Whiteboard. R.I.P. Trix. Halloween got COLD Harlan jeopardizes a lodge's charter because there was no food Jason takes the Soul in for service, leaves with a new car Jason's Doctor Sister calls in to confess that "Jason was right" Bruce is a Juggalo . . . again How do you answer: what is Freemasonry? Don't feel bad, we also have no idea Jason is assigned to a committee while he isn't even at lodge Why I wear the Fez Colonel Brian shows up A Brother Sen...

Nov 03, 2014•1 hr 17 min

Episode 43: Intemperance and Excess

The Haunted Lodge Jason . . . travels to another lodge? The Right Worshipful Bob vs. Revered Chaplain conflict Modern Day Superman Amy's Halloween costume and the Rico doctrines Confessions of a bad Mason The Square virtues of Round Masons Harlan taunts Jason with donuts Intemperance and Excess - the lost Masonic virtue What happens when a cowan really tries to enter the lodge? Firearms in the lodge hall Pall Mall cigarettes and the diabetes lung-cancer global population control conspiracy Jason...

Oct 27, 2014•1 hr 2 min

Episode 42: The Meaning of Life

"Don't forget to bring a towel!" Jason and the Star Jason attempts to put Harlan on retainer Bruce steps up The Master orders Harlan to prepare dinner for lodge to keep his ego in check Harlan rides the Southeast Illuminati Tour Topics this week from: The "Moooooooove on" Whiteboard A Brother returns to lodge after some time New After Lodge broadcast method - edit your own copy! Masonic geezers, gone wild! (no, it's not as awesome as it sounds) Jason trolls Harlan in lodge, Harlan returns fire t...

Oct 20, 2014•1 hr 15 min

Episode 41: Living the Dream

Brian is abused by Right Worshipful Censor Bob Jason called in the paparazzi before the show Brian and Jason go on a picnic Bruce's cousin Alex calls in Jason masterminds the car argument . . . again Question of the week: Brother commits murder-suicide, is he entitled to a Masonic funeral? Bruce is a chess Grand Master Bro. Chaplain makes an appearance to troll Jason with the Twilight Saga Would Hunter S. Thompson have made a good Mason? Josh thinks our lodge is haunted We need a spinner for the...

Oct 13, 2014•1 hr 13 min

Episode 40: The Big Visitation

Harlan messes up Masonic Protocol (actually, so does Jason) Jason loves puppies Harlan continues to overcompensate - this time with a microphone stand Do synagogues really charge admission to High Holy Day services? Producer Bruce is with the Knights of Columbus?! Topics this week from: "The Profane Whiteboard" "Crying gets the sad out of you" Producer Bruce's cousins backs Jason up (Harlan will follow up with why they're both wrong next week) Harlen "gotz poo on his shirt!" The show is interrup...

Oct 06, 2014•1 hr 17 min

Episode 39: Lowering the Bar

Special thanks to /u/nzfreemason (Rob) for the new introduction narration Ass. Producer Marshall shows up with the police Harlan passes the Bar Exam and doesn't get the J-Law joke Harlan is made an honorary junior 5-0 (aka piglet) After Lodge technical problems Our lodge uses Jason's funeral apron as a door stuffing Bacongate! Jason wants to shut down Masonic regalia companies . . . and then open his own. A Masonic Tanakh is finally available What do young masons really want? A discussion herald...

Sep 29, 2014•1 hr 6 min

Episode 38: The Purple People Eaters

Thankfully, Right Worshipful Censor Bob doesn't know what "Brony Cast" means Bro. Chaplain can not only push Jason's buttons, but wires in new ones to press later Widows and Past Masters Banquet becomes the Past Masters Roast The wife of a candidate for our lodge wants to know why she can't join Shamless plugging of another show - Your Mom's Mail Man The Square and Compass waffle iron project is making progress Singular circumstance: A candidate being investigating has to be told "we're not all ...

Sep 22, 2014•1 hr 23 min

Episode 37: Paradigm Shift

Introducing Right Worshipful Grand Censor Bob Are there such things as "Magic Words"? Apparently to some people Harlan starts the process of inventing new After Lodge profanity The hosts review their meeting with the Grand Lodge Jason was possessed with proper English rhetoric during that meeting . . . for a whole five minutes! What changes are coming to the After Lodge Podcast? The hosts share a valuable moral story submitted to us by an anonymous lodge some time ago Email us at afterlodge@gmai...

Sep 16, 2014•1 hr 12 min

Episode 36: Murder & Treason

It's an After Lodge Reunion! Jack joins us again Our Grand Lodge finds us out. Holding to ancient traditions, it turns out that corporal punishment is still a thing! An apology to the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite, for something? Jason knows seventeen (17) words that aren't on the FCC bad word list Topics this week from the "Murder and Treason" whiteboard Arson suspected in Douglasville lodge fire Details of a degree posted online by a legitimate body Facebook, Freemasonry, and Politics Why...

Sep 09, 2014•1 hr 16 min

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