Father's Day - for everyone but Dads Bring everyone you work with to join the Lodge . . . like R.W. Josh Harlan has been box free for four days (for now) More Fair stuff Jason left in charge of the "piglets", decides to steal a police cruiser Anecdotal is actually a word. The O.E.S. is shrinking, time for an update? Carpet is the wrong color! SPOILER ALERT: Santa isn't real. Harlan learns this. Should Petitions for the Degrees contain questions about political views or voting history? Anti-Ryan ...
Jun 22, 2015•1 hr 16 min
Introducing for the first time: Bro.^2 and Bro. Nipples We charter the Most Worshipful Harlan Grand Lodge of Free & Accepted Carnies Our Lodge endangers the general public at a sizeable city fair . . . for charity, of course Right Worshipful Grant Landscaper Josh joins the carnival The Chaplain steals corn dogs to troll Jason Jason fights with high school kids on skateboards while Harlan studies them like zoo animals Harlan's daughter suckers vendors out of free stuff We discuss the meri...
Jun 15, 2015•1 hr 16 min
Worshipless Producer Bruce says, "somebody's been sitting in my chair" Another phone goes off during the show . . . and it's not Jason's phone this time The BIG Fair is coming up this week; is the sky falling? Why do we have a camper in our parking lot?! Rev. Chaplain had fun at a wedding . . . and sings for us A surprise visit that we messed up Nicknames and wrestling Harlan didn't have a box! This week . . . Pleasing your Father, or how to talk to Dad about Freemasonry The Three Great Lies of ...
Jun 08, 2015•1 hr 25 min
Harlan went to the moon? Tony plugs his headphones into a McDonald's cup Hearing tests and birthday parties Why doesn't anyone ever miss the Chaplain? Jason wasn't drunk! He . . . had a reaction to some cold medicine . . . The Chaplain survives a political assassination attempt Why are we here? The reason podcasts will die . . . porn! What do you think about the Shrine? (Yet) Another state declares the Widow's Sons clandestine The Chaplain (finally) opens his calendar on the show Harlan - the ac...
Jun 01, 2015•1 hr 41 min
Recording on a Friday night We nerd out over Google's iTunes for Amazon Prime Harlan can't play any of his Elton John collection at work anymore The Lodge visitation that almost wasn't Harlan sells Grand Lodge pins, then can't deliver The "Box Test" for Secretary awesomeness Jason O'McIreland, Private Investigator Harlan makes up some crap about work and drug testing . . . to no end My boyfriend is spending too much time with Masonic activities Thieves in our midst - stealing from their Brothers...
May 25, 2015•1 hr 28 min
Josh abandoned the show immediately after sound check Harlan is sick again Harlan wants to impersonate Jason on the Web Jason steals the food right off Harlan's plate . . . again "I don't feel any different after being Raised" Did you feel differently the instant you child was born? Good insurance for government workers Jason keeps hitting his mic . . . somehow it's Bruce's fault Masonic traditions that you don't see anymore Where are we going to get all the swords? Harlan wants to draw the one ...
May 18, 2015•1 hr 22 min
It's a solo show with /u/AfterLodgeJason Oh wait, never mind, it's /u/afterlodgeharlan Harlan has a lot of responsibilities National canned food drive day . . . some things should not be donated The Masonic Illuminati Police Department . . . we don't get it Key responsibility taken seriously by Worshipful Grand Landscaper Josh People who get upset when they break a rule Reminiscing about the days when Harlan still listened to Jason's book advice Why we bag on Ohio - not just the Lodge, it's the ...
May 11, 2015•1 hr 4 min
We decide to do a second sound check on the air Messing with Jason's car (practical jokes . . . gone horribly wrong) A very wealth Lodge with no attendees What happens (or what should happen) to a Lodge's stuff when it dies? No quarter for Grand Lodge - Masonic Bill of Rights Amendment No. 3 What is our obligation to the widow of an Entered Apprentice? Freemasonry's contracts and obligations - whose breaks first? Masonic Idol Why do some churches hate Freemasonry? Jews for Jesus? Email us at aft...
May 04, 2015•1 hr 46 min
The Gang's back together (But no introductions - hope you remember who the original gang was) How Disney was for Harlan Harlan was a prop Disney’s brand control Harlan was in a bar fight. (The perfect storm) Jason gets the pink eye ( What color sickness will be next?) Wayne sends us a package, And a letter. Lets do show and tell. Harlan can’t open his package Jason gets a new title Masonic emblems, Where should they go Meth on the moon or so he hopes Live through who you put in your chairs Makin...
Apr 26, 2015•1 hr 51 min
Harlan's turn to be gone The Chaplain and Landscaper Josh fill in Chaplain discovered comfort wipes Thanks again Nick ( /u/millenialfreemason ) for filling in last show Motions are made while the Chaplain is gone Schizoaffective disorder Son is turned away by his dad Comment to a Past Grand Master No food to the hungry When would you be a mason and turning points of history Email us at afterlodge@gmail.com Hang out with us on Reddit Find us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter @AfterLodge Leave us a...
Apr 20, 2015•1 hr 46 min
Intro Track: "Show Me Your Teeth" by Lady Gaga Formal introductions, for the first time ever Jason's out sick, so we replaced him with an upgraded version We play Jason's last will and testament A lesson in agency law from two Masonic lawyers The Knights Templar and the awesomeness of the Royal Arch We talk Scottish Rite for a while Favorite conspiracy theories that you have changed your mind about Is Texas (Masonry, but in general) out of hand? Are we too scared to admit it? A deaf petitioner f...
Apr 13, 2015•1 hr 35 min
Only Jason an Harlen shower up The greatest Passover story ever told Jason's endures the Seven Plagues of Egypt during Passover Amys April Fools joke How has Freemasonry evolved over time? A Brother's girlfriend finds his Masonic books How often should you Lodge meet? Worshipful Master-Landscaper Josh shows up (why isn't he in church?) Who should you talk to about membership matters English Freemason on YouTube after chasing people down If thousands of laywers go to The Happiest Place on Earth ....
Apr 06, 2015•1 hr 2 min
Reminiscing about the golden days of the nerd Bruce's boss shows up at his house, drags him by the ear to work Life changing topics from /u/The_Past_Master The role of religion in 18th century Freemasonry Penny given to a petitioner To learn[.] to subdue my passions . . . Broyalty A quick lesson (Hah!) in symbolism and subconscious manipulation A gift for a child Why you shouldn't revisit the films of your youth (except for Aladdin) The Fourth Branch of U.S. Government - Guilty until proven inno...
Mar 30, 2015•1 hr 23 min
March Madness got a little too crazy for us, so there's now show this week We've dug out and censored a favorite episode from the archives: Episode 27 - After Lodge Apathy These are the notes from way back then . . . Bro. Chad Bromley (aka Apathy) joins us for After Lodge! We discuss Apathy's controversial The Grand Leveler Jason and Producer Bruce discover a new way to play chess Stuck in the middle: defending Freemasonry to the hip-hop community, and vice-versa The dangers of being a Freemason...
Mar 23, 2015•1 hr 12 min
The Chaplain drinks a Red Bull for the first time. And immediately after, another one. Dirty-mouthed comedians (aside from the after lodge crew). Talk of King cakes and Fat Tuesday make Jason's diabeetus kick in again. Topics this week from 'The St. Paddy's Greenboard'. Turns out, The Chaplain likes Red Bull. Also, Bruce finally figures out the taurine/Red Bull thing, and Jason makes meth counterfeit Red Bull, but has difficulty obtaining a precursor. A 15-year-old student asks his teacher some ...
Mar 16, 2015•1 hr 30 min
/u/The_Past_Master shows up, and he really brought the Taser "Friend of the Show" Jack, along with The Chaplain, and Ass. Producer Marshall eagerly await Jason's tasing We're recording the After Lodge show after lodge, which is never a good idea. Our big M.M. Degree and jurisdictional differences (i.e. another one that's doing it wrong) /u/The_Past_Master makes us talk about dues . . . again. Jason reaches an all time low and emotionally destroys our Chaplain Is there someone who you would actua...
Mar 10, 2015•2 hr 6 min
Intro: "Three Dimes Down" by the Drive-By Truckers Jason blunders the introduction and renegotiates a contract Worshipless Producer Bruce is an undercover Elitist Who the hell made Robert in charge of the rules?! Frozen roads spark a war between mail carriers and garbage men Two whole gallons of tartar sauce . . . what exactly are you doing there? We went bowling with the local Prince Hall Lodge Topics this week from: The Tazerman Cometh Whiteboard Help Wanted: No Irish need apply! Should you ge...
Mar 02, 2015•1 hr 32 min
Intro: "Hillbilly Joker" by Hank III Snow, ice, frozen hell, but no R.W. Bob . . . we'll take it Entered Apprentice Tales 1 - Having second thoughts after being initiated as an Entered Apprentice Dog Tales 1 - Seeking chairty on /r/freemasonry Dog Tales 2 - Arrest made in case of dog burned alive in front of Masonic lodge Operative advice from speculative Masons Making good men . . . better? Or gooder? The Chaplain gets a promotion: he's an elitist now! Entered Apprentice Tales 2 - An evangelizi...
Feb 23, 2015•1 hr 13 min
Intro: The Passenger by Iggy Pop It's cold, let's move! Harlan hates the "Christian" holiday of "Valentimes" Freemasons signing on just to push their wares Harlan is a steam engine We have a whiteboard so we are credible (at least, more than Glenn Beck) Freemason strip club , and stripper Masons Episode 59 is posted! Suspenders for socks? Is it selfish to drop out of the officer line? The Senior Deacon's curse Jason and phone scams . . . *meow*! The cost of life on the Death Star What would you ...
Feb 16, 2015•1 hr 33 min
Jack's back! Also, the Chaplain Quibbles over the studio equipment The Chaplain's creepy mic-breathing Droning (AKA Jack and The Chaplain are nerds) After Lodge dues talk spills over onto /r/freemasonry /u/The_Past_Master and his lodge care a little too much about Jason's regularity The big hub-bub meeting and After Lodge gaffes Topics this week from The 'Templar's Treasure' Whiteboard [chaplain approved!!] Product placement The After Lodge crew has played too many videogames What's the problem ...
Feb 09, 2015•1 hr 22 min
Right Worshipful Grand Censor Bob is a Clown (because he is a Shriner . . . we think) Jason is called upon to fill two offices at once while visiting another lodge After Lodge Method of Lodge Success, Landmark No. 6: "If you feed them . . . they will come" The Chaplain crashes the show with a drone (actually, he mostly crashes the drone) Rev. Chaplain admits that he cheated during the Chili Cook Off, and shows off the Super Golden Bowl Lodge Chaplains are immune to prosecution for unmasonic cond...
Feb 02, 2015•2 hr 10 min
Chili Cook Off results (Worshipful) Landscaper Josh attempts to poison /u/jasonswifeamy Jason breaks fancy plumbing Jason learns to hitch-hike Why do restaurants put items on the menu that they don't serve? Is IHOP the worst thing ever? Pots, kettles, whining, moaning, and complaining Making masons at sight (again) Amend the motion: "Lets do X and never talk about it again" A fishy D.W.I. Ideas for fun events a Lodge can do A tattoo in honor of a (masonic) grandfather "This minivan is in loving ...
Jan 26, 2015•1 hr 21 min
E-Juice! (but, please stop calling it that) Rev. Chaplain's Candy Crush addiction Goodbye to Big Matt, hello to Little Matt The Chaplain repents Another visit to the anti-after-lodge-lodge Bro. Chaplain acquires new DNA Bro. Senior Steward quits half-way through an Entered Apprentice Degree . . . "nope!" The annual Chili Cook Off Scavenging for food and drink after lodge Lodge security in an age of "terrorism" Robert Jordan (author of The Wheel of Time ) was a Freemason "How much longer before i...
Jan 18, 2015•1 hr 34 min
** Show notes courtesy of /u/jasonswifeamy ("who does a lot of stuff for the show"); Make sure to shower her with obnoxious amounts of gratitude. Our Chaplain may be the Anti-Christ Jason explains why you shouldn't trust Google Maps The Past Grand Master (not to be confused with /u/The_Past_Master ) messes with the boys Colonel Brian joins in /u/The_Past_Master sends Harlan a Masonic pronunciation dictionary A belated thank you to: Bill from Texas , and Amy (who does a lot of stuff for the show)...
Jan 12, 2015•1 hr 16 min
Welcome to the Anniversary Edition of the After Lodge Podcast! Jason has a break down . . . right off the bat The full crew in the studio! Rev. Chaplain shows up to deal with R.W. Grand Censor Bob, but gets distracted by Candy Crush The Chaplain lodges a formal complaint with the Crew about the quality of the show Harlan cracks jokes about robbing a bank . . . while the guys are in a bank Even our Lodge is not immune to rogue officers and less than brotherly brethren Our Master was packing heat!...
Jan 05, 2015•1 hr 58 min
Opening track: "Flying Over Water" by Jason Isbell Bro. Jack joins us after being gone for a while We have a critter in the ceiling tiles Harlan learns to play cricket . . . smugly The crew spends the holidays in county jail Jack quits the show What did the hosts get for Christmas? Harlan ordered an imaginary HDMI cable A word of advice for Internet Masons The Chaplain is still a master troll When is Saint John's Day, really? Harlan says on Sunday, Wikipedia says 12/27 Some dummies in Texas want...
Dec 29, 2014•1 hr 13 min
Bruce is away being Santa - so Ass. Producer Marshall fills in The After Lodge Lodge Installation of Officers Harlan wears the famous cufflinks Disrespectful flatulation during closing ritual Amy sends a Christmas gift for the After Lodge Crew A widow prepares Harlan's special dinner Cutters in the Craft Is this a Lodge or the Military? Our Gnome says "nope!" Are there any famous "bad" Masons? Harlan wants to talk about Cuba - the hosts disagree Our lodge's new master is Darth Vader What gifts d...
Dec 23, 2014•1 hr 16 min
Show notes this week courtesy of Brother Son Matt is Back! Grand Censor Bob tries water boarding Jason wants to start surveillance around the lodge, but will he catch a predator? Can Harlan teach me how to Dougie? Harlan, not just a Jew, but a terrible son too Lizard aliens at the center of the Earth Bruce is The Prophet Jason gets raped by /u/rfuller on Facebook Is Hanukkah important? Where should visitors sit? Jason wants us to go to Heaven - with Jack Chics help M.W. Prince Hall - hustling us...
Dec 15, 2014•1 hr 26 min
Opening track: Beat the Devil's Tattoo by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Harlan and Compases and his wrongness (ALH: I would note here that /u/afterlodgejason can't even spell the word he insists is correct, left as-is to prove a point) Our new friend Matt joins us from Michigan Harlan demits from Freemasonry citing clandestine-ness Election night at our lodge Jason's dues card Harlan and Catholic weddings The Past Master's long-game troll worked after all Grand Lodges of Texas agree to intervisita...
Dec 09, 2014•1 hr 14 min
Show notes pending because /u/afterlodgejason is a slacker. Special Guest: R.W. Grand Censor Bob.
Dec 02, 2014•1 hr 18 min
