THIS WEEK!! We are pleased as punch to have our buddy and compadre and all around excellent dude-a-rino Joe back with us for the second half of "The Joe Episode 2022". Yeah. Anyhow, we had a blast and recorded some super sweet jams, and also had technical difficulties and some censuring for the first time ever. WHOA! We're putting the booty back in buddhism in this one baby! Hang onnnnnnnnn!!!!!
THIS WEEK! In a spectacular ball of blazing glory, Joe returns to our loving arms and kissy kissy lips for a beautiful session of musical love making. And maybe some real love making too. No spoilers this week in the description, ladies and gentlemen...ya just gotta hear it...gotta hear it...gotta...hear...it
THIS WEEK!! We've got a tune about a baby that is 7,000 years old, and that's only PART of the gag! HYUCK. Then, Rodney keeps his "things" in Jars, and finally a song about a man who wants to be part of his train set. Why? Because...I don't know, listen to what Rodney sings. There is also more banter than usual, if you're into that sort of thing. The rails! They're off the rails! Spoiler alert: the rails never existed.
THIS WEEK!!! Peeing on the garden for mega vegetable growth, because that's TOTALLY how it works. Then, a really sour topic that just sort of becomes a song about life, because IMPROV, BABY. Baby. You'll get that reference when you listen to the episode. And finally, the tale of two penguin brothers who dream of flight, and their epic epoch of taking wing. HOW MANY ANGLES HAVE NAMES, RIGHT? HOW MUCH NITROGEN DO YOUR VEGGIES NEED?!?! GAHHH!!!!
THIS WEEK!! We examine and potentially defend the case of the alleged sexual predator known as Pepe Le Pew, Rodney delves into the sexiest Cul-De-Sac in all the land, and finally, a song about (unsurprisingly, for us anyhow) bathroom problems, and music that is way, way too sensual for the subject. IT'S SEXYTIME, AND ADGROD IS WEARING THE LEGGINGS! (side note: we are fucking furious about the supreme court leak in regards to Roe v Wade. We are and will always be staunch allies to all women every...
THIS WEEK!!! Graham thinks being in prison might be better than being at work, We speculate about a wild ride on the Magic School Bus with the enigma known as Harrison Ford. Then, a tune and tale about a man named Adolf who couldn't succeed as an actor in 1950's Europe because, well, ya know, and instead decided to become the first Paparazzi or Character Assassin. Then finally we do a song about the Uruk-Hai/LOTR via Gremlins. Shit's weird in Southside, y'all. REAL weird.
THIS WEEK!! Like an undercooked kielbasa we're hitting long, stiff, heavy, and sweaty, and we're talking HOW. About HOW Family Anniversaries work, psychology related to the classic novel and movie "Water For Elephants", HOW "the moment" passes you by in so many situations, and finally HOW NOT blissful it is to be informed. HoooOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!??!!!?
SURPRISE MOTHER FORKERS!!! THIS WEEK!! Seven minutes in heaven is NOT what you think it is, Adam is ACTUALLY the wild card of the group, Trucks, a technical hiccup, and Leon Libido Lansing: the man who fought the large hadron collider. Begin the sequences!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS WEEK!!! We have a very special guest: Dylan Lawson. Who is Dylan, you ask? As far as we can tell he is a mysterious and handsome guitar player with flowing, glorious hair, magical fingertips, and a plethora of bands and projects of which he is a participant and headmaster of. With his help we make songs about stupid college courses, Russian Jazz, and Disney Corporation. Check our social media accounts for information regarding Dylan's various projects, and, to quote Tom Araya from Slayer's ...
THIS WEEK!! We are going into the dusty bins of our long history and pulling out a classic Adgrod tune about plants eating all of us. This is one of our very first tunes recorded in Studio B, and proves that our bullshit really hasn't changed much and WILL NEVER END. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES OR BE EATEN BY YOUR VEGETABLES. ENJOY.
THIS WEEK!!! It's a week of proposals. We propose that The News is constantly changing, we propose that you get your shit together and just use people's goddamn pronouns you insensitive FUCKS, we propose to do the Random Number Generator, and finally Rodney proposes that you just accept all those regrets you have. NO RAGRETS. NO PROPOSALS. OTHER THAN OUR PROPOSALS.
THIS WEEK!! We continue our rent free grand tour back into your heads and continue on with the Season Five festivities. Because you're all such good friends I will describe some of what happens, and those things are: Body Fluids, Master Consumer, Meat Hooks, and Loose Skin Sticky Ricky. Yeah. Come hang on the meat hooks with us. COME ONE, COME ALL. ew.
OH. MY. GOD. We are indeed BACK!! Despite the government and our mental health facilities' best efforts, we have RETURNED like a giant omega turd in the porcelain bowl after an all night Taco Bell feasting session. No spoilers about the content of this one, you just gotta listen. That's literally the point. That's why you subscribe. This fifth season is gonna be a DOOZIE.
THIS WEEK!! Santa doesn't give the kids coal, but he sure does give them shit they don't need. Then! The Arrakis Shuffle and how those rascals in the desert avoid those pesky sandworms. And finally, a pseudo epic about how The Lord accidentally flooded the world. Not because he hates us but because, dude, oceans and ocean animals are SO COOL. NOAH! GET THE BOAT! ADGROD IS AT IT AGAIN!!!
THIS WEEK!! We contemplate male pattern baldness, which is a thing all three of us are dealing with. Then, a question about if there is a Subreddit for, well, anything. Then, a visit from Auntie Amber, and finally we ask what everyone is thinking: Is ADGROD just a big experiment in cringe? YOU DECIDE! DECIDE! DECIDE! DECIDE!
THIS WEEK!! Kitty cat hype man TJ EZ TREETZ joins us as we spin tails (TALES, lmao) about the orginal discovery of the human rectum and Reindeer Cyclones. Also, this week the Random Number Generator gives us a prompt about vaccines and magic and them not being necessarily exclusive. Well, kinda. MLEM! MLEM! MLEM, I SAY!!!
THIS WEEK!!! To begin, we're not doing a Metallica song, Rodney is angry like a volcano, and a tune about crack cocaine and it's joys (whoa). Then, Flash Bob and his singular glorious flash mob, and finally a song about rampant narcissism, which is fine, gosh darn it. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. Oh, and we're glad to be back (Graham isn't).
THIS WEEK!! Rodney has nothing new to share (except a lot of stuff, apparently), Rodney tells you to be kind, there's a problem, and then Perception, a tale of the afterlife, and finally the life of a ghost. A sort of horny ghost? Graham is weird. ENJOIIIIIIIII
THIS WEEK! We proudly present our annual Halloween episode, and this year we are visited by Scary Boodini and his Traveling Tragic Magic Show, and his Finest Entertainers: Tricia Sofierce and Jason The Mediocre!! Haikus abound! Rodney disappears!! Adam is the straight guy--again!!! Graham probably shits his pants!!!! GET SPOOKY BITCHES
THIS WEEK!! We ask "what'f". We discuss horrible people in history who did awesome things. Rodney gets nostalgic and also suffers from some sort of memory loss, and finally we do a song about a man who is terrible at metaphors. Is that man Rodney? The world may never know.
THIS WEEK!!! We are SELLING OUT, BABY. Our new sponsors Corporation Corporated Incorporated sends it's representative Mr. Clickety Clack to square us up and, and Mr. Clack gets us to tell him about an amalgamation of our stories and characters. He also plays the drums! It's a white knuckle thrill ride. Trust us. Trust Corporate. T_R_U_S_T
THIS WEEK!! We delve into, well, people. And you know hwat? That's what The Adgrodcast is really about. People. Like Eye Drop Man. Like the excited science teacher who can't get his goddamn students to get excited like he is. Like musicians that elicit that signature "stank face" from their audience (spoiler: not us). Like Jiminy Cricket and his creepy ass anthropomorphic legs. Hug someone you don't know a little aggressively. With a mask. There's still a pandemic, goddammit!...
THIS WEEK!! Adam and Eve and how bad they got screwed just because they like snakes. Then, being ignorant (basically) and also a tune about how superior gorillas really are to us. Finally, a mispronunciation causes a kerfuffle about a meeting about "Colts", or, uh, "Cults". But which?!? Tune in with those full hams!
THIS WEEK!! Graham asks us to write a song from his perspective about how everyone in the room (R+A) are not as smart as him. Basically. Then, wonderful pandemic hobbies, and finally a song from The Random Number Generator about Flip Flops, which...the name is in the title. Anyhow, it's a dirty place. Get those sewing needles out and strrrrrap in!
THIS WEEK!! We bring you the newest internet sensation: PATRIMAN! Then, a children's presentation about turtles goes awry when two turtles enter a battle arena, and finally Rodney fulfills his destiny and becomes a drunken Feng Shui Master. Jiggle jiggle jiggle!
THIS WEEK!! We are celebrating the tenth episode of our fourth season with a long-form epic about the tale of humanity taking to the stars in what is known as a Dyson Sphere, as told by Jerome A. Flagbottom, in his final broadcast. ENJOY!
THIS WEEK!!!! In an effort to suppress our insanity, we pretty much let our thinning hair down and see what happens, and things predictably fly off the rails. Words don't express what we did here, so we invented one: WEARETHEBESTMUSIC Get your jock strap on because our self aggrandizing fragile white male egos are kicking *hard*.
THIS WEEK!!! Rodney is mad that he can't have the things, so we writes a song about taking them. Then, the origins of the glorious gourmand known as Chef Boyardee, and finally a song about people emoting so aggressively that they gain SUPER POWERS. This one's a doozy. Like the rest, but different. Get your ball gag and get rrrrrrrready to rrrrrrumble!
THIS WEEK!!! We get into whatever the hell is going on in Graham's head at night (yikes), we discuss technical difficulties related to one's body, a rotten despot who leaves town and gets found by his old henchmen, and finally, death and recycling. Get outta here. Seriously, get out!
THIS WEEK!! We speculate on how the phenomenon of lights dancing in the sky being recently filmed are just wizards. Or, *A* wizard. Then, what happens when we dream? Is it actually just us plugging into the matrix? Finally, a question about what happens when your dinner guest shows up to a party in a self driving car...but they're dead. Anyhow, we do a song about that party. Plug in, make sure your mana is full, and sleep well.
