THIS WEEK!!! Motivational Speed (yeah, the drug). That's the first song. THEN, we apparently have an AI series that we're doing. Last week was Timmy the AI House, and this week, we have an AI generated personality. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?) it's not...smart. Well, its creator is not. I think? Man, I don't know! Rodney comes up with this crazy shit and it's hard to come up with a synopsis sometimes. Listen to the goddamn song, it's quite a thing. NEURONS. INTERNET. CHATGPT. VEINS. STA...
May 26, 2023•21 min•Season 6Ep. 16
THISWEEEEK!!! Simply put, we tell two stories about people and things unknowingly changing other people's lives. First, one of a young man who changes the course of his life from being a crack addict to a steroid abusing serial public masturbateur...all thanks to Tony Robbins' self help CD's. And then, a mini-epic about young man who, as a child, uses and helps a machine learning AI to learn, which in turn sets off a series of events that let's him become real life friends with his what-he-thoug...
May 19, 2023•16 min•Season 6Ep. 15
THIS WEEK!!!! We got a listener request about Godzilla Space Clown and goddammit we deliver the goods, because we are ALL ABOUT our listener. Then, Rodney can't handle that words mean more than one thing, which is really great for the lead singer of an improv band, and finally, we, like the modern Republican party, recognize that children yearn for labor, and YEARN to spend their energy, so we invent wi-fi powered by children. It's way more funny and way less creepy than it sounds. Get that slap...
May 12, 2023•27 min•Season 6Ep. 14
THIS WEEK!! We got a beer fridge! This is very exciting, obviously, because for six years we have just been drinking not refrigerated beers. This is an improvement. Speaking of which, you know someone in the uber-wealthy realm has a cyber shlong, so, of course, we do a song about that. Then, finally, an actual pyramid like the ones in Egypt is being built in 2023 and HAVE WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU. Don't be a sucker. Subscribe! Listen! Revel! Sway! Stamp! Stamps! Cyber! Pedals! Fridge!!!...
May 05, 2023•18 min•Season 6Ep. 13
THIS WEEK!! We bring you a 30 minute episode featuring a guest engineer and producer: Clyde. Or, maybe Graham. It's hard to say. Within, we do a song about a hero of modern medicine named Cavity Sam, who had a hole bored into his gut so that doctors could see how human digestion and internal processes work. For real, that shit is crazy, and it's BASED ON A TRUE STORY. Then, Rodney becomes an Enableist--it's exactly what it sounds like, and we get an Onlyfans, and finally, a tune about a dating a...
Apr 22, 2023•30 min•Season 6Ep. 12
THIS WEEK!! We tell the tale of a preacher heckler who is absolutely not fond of abolition/temperance movement, roll into a tune about reality shredding itself to bits like Mr. Fantastic in Dr. Strange And The Multiverse Of Madness (SPOILER MOTHERDUCKER), and finally a man who starts riots. Again and again. Black Holes aren't even scary compared to this reality we all live in, and YOU KNOW IT. Hug your cats and tip your hat to those Higgs Boson molecules floating around your head....
Apr 14, 2023•25 min•Season 6Ep. 11
THIS WEEK!!! We bring you tales of delight and woe in equal measure, beginning with the newest and brownest form of Human Identification, rolling into our wishes from the proverbial genie, and ya know what? I'm not gonna spoil it. There's some other Stuff. Some other really good Stuff that made your mom very proud of us. You just need to listen to the goddamn show, Sharon. Thanks to the Demon that delivers our drums, and to RVA Mag for the extra special and terrific write-up about our show. It m...
Apr 08, 2023•21 min•Season 6Ep. 10
You've heard of Big Pharma. Big Oil. Big Business. But have you ever heard of Big Karma? Well, now you have. I mean, we sort of fumble our way through it. But yeah, NOW YOU HAVE. Remember, Karma smiles on Adgrodians.
Mar 17, 2023•14 min•Season 6Ep. 9
THIS WEEK!!! We are ROARING at you with brand new content. LIKE ALWAYS. First, a man who loves science and hates, well, everything else. Then, the strangest jurassic diagnosis ever, and finally, the true story of a being who will simultaneously eat your face and also show you some super sweet dance moves. Remember that velociraptors were the size of a chicken. KEEP IT IN YOUR BRAIN FOLDS. FOLDS. FOLDS. FOLDS. FOLDS. FOLDS!!!
Mar 03, 2023•24 min•Season 6Ep. 8
THIS WEEK!!! We are back to our usual charming and probably soul-less threesome. We worry, as always, about being cancelled, but in the meantime we write music. Lots of music. Because that is what we do, ladies and gentlemen. This one is partly for YOU, Justin Peterson...and partly for all of our listeners. Kinda. Mostly for us, though. Our fragile male egos need this. NEED.
Feb 25, 2023•24 min•Season 6Ep. 7
There's not much more to be said about this series. Nope. We've spun reels as long as a professional ocean fishing rig. We've dug holes for ourselves deeper than the Mariana Trench. Our professional careers are officially done (probably) (hopefully not). It was a genuine pleasure to do this, and we hope you enjoyed it. If you didn't, you can treat yourself to Rage Radio and go f*** yourself. <3
Feb 17, 2023•23 min•Season 6Ep. 6
THIS WEEK!! Country Breakfast and Dr. Orgasmatron are bringing plates of heaping sonic glory to your table once again...and...well, we are Adam. There are TIRE TREADS on Adam from being thrown under the bus for basically this whole episode by Graham and Rodney. Or, is it a love letter? I can't tell. NOBODY KNOWS!!! Luckily, our amazing guests steer the truck towards an inevitable, beautiful cliff inspired by Graham's suggestion: A rap battle. WE'RE ALL ADAMS.
Feb 10, 2023•29 min•Season 6Ep. 5
THIS WEEK!!! Dr. Orgasmatron 4000 and Country Breakfast are here for the second (OF FOUR!!) episodes where we climb into the big pool, put the horse blinders on, and grope in the dark for reality and a sense of purpose. We fail--miserably--in that regard, but we DO come up with a song about (the) Amazon, Candiru, Cayman, and proceed to kick it into high gear with a tale of a man who shoots fish from his pee hole, as a super hero. Yeah, a super hero, for sure. Marvel, you have our email. SHOOT, T...
Feb 03, 2023•19 min•Season 6Ep. 4
THIS WEEK!! Two of Adam's old bandmates from late-90's Lynchburg Legend, The Wakovia Bank Robbers, come to the studio for a long-overdue reunion. On this, part one of a four part epic series, we delve into Soft Teeth, Human Beans, Bird Wives, The Divorce of Amadeus Mozart, and other juicy, relevant, hot topics. The air crackles with delight; the molecules dance and sing; the atoms run in horror! Prepare your Umami teeth, the next four weeks will be a RIDE.
Jan 20, 2023•23 min•Season 6Ep. 3
THIS WEEK!!! I was going to try to come up with some cheeky thing about the songs we came up with or whatever...but this is one of the wildest and strangest episodes we have ever done, and it was thanks (?) our dearest Rodney. The man lost his goddamn mind for this whole episode. You just gotta listen. YOU GOTTA. Also, thank you to TikTok user Jaysus.805 for the song idea. We truly dug deep for that inner Katy Perry thanks to you. GOD SAID FUCK THEM VEGETABLES
Jan 14, 2023•22 min•Season 6Ep. 2
THIS WEEK!!!! In solemn remembrance of the anniversary of a bunch of Meal Team Six mouth breathers and Trump boot licking morons storming the capitol of the country, we present a song about a REAL insurrection: The Boy Scouts Of America attempting to overtake America. The FBI is involved--even though it *should be* the NSA--there's a secret agent, it's a whole thing. Then, Bob Graffiti, who brings art and joy to the streets...and maybe more...in his own special way. And finally, Rubix Pubes. Yea...
Jan 06, 2023•22 min•Season 6Ep. 1
THIS WEEK!! We are starting off season 6 with a reissue of one of Adam's favorite episodes, a bonus episode from Season 3 featuring a then-very-lonely Rodney talking to his best friends: his furniture, also, Berserker Llama Syndrome (which is a real thing! WHAT?!) and finally a love song to Emilio Estevez (incredibly cleverly) called Estevez For The Rest Of Us. Honestly, one of the all-time greats from Rodney. Since this episode came out, Rodney is no longer lonely, Llamas still freak the fuck o...
Jan 01, 2023•16 min
THIS WEEK!!! We give you the gift of gab in this episode--like a real podcast--because we talk a bunch. So, if that's your thing, this episode is for you! Worry not, however, music lovers, because there are tons and tons of bands on Spotify and Apple Music that you can listen to. In the meantime, enjoy our mini-epic in this episode about a first time exposure to Marijuana gone horribly, horribly wrong. *gasps*
Dec 16, 2022•21 min•Season 5Ep. 26
THIS WEEK!!! Cyberfunk, in the year 2069...it's tons of fun. There is a lead up to it as well! Then, IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING, and not gonna lie, it's a little aggressive, but it ends up with a "happy" ending. NO, not that kind of happy ending ya fuckin' pervs. And finally, a listener request about Crom. Yeah, THAT Crom, that *we* thought (thanks Google) was a KROM. So, it's a song about Crom and his Krom. Shit's wild, y'all. WILD. Thanks to listener "mileswentland" on TikTok for the CROM/KROM son...
Dec 02, 2022•25 min•Season 5Ep. 25
THIS WEEK!! Like the title says, our 90's public education--well, with Adam and Rodney, at least--fails us. Then, BIG DECK ENERGY, and finally Part One of the grand epic regarding spiders and water spouts and an all too familiar tale of woe. PHOTOVOLTAIC, IS WHAT HE SAID. NOT CAMERAS, MORON!!!
Nov 18, 2022•21 min•Season 5Ep. 24
THIS WEEK!!! Adam wants to fight every billionaire, but Graham doesn't think he can, so suggests that we fight each other and all the other nerds, and then crown the NERD CHAMPION to fight them. Yeah, that's totally how it went down. Fuck them billionaires! Then, the Random Number Generator chooses "Welcome To Dictionary Land", which is a turgid tale about, ya know, Dictionary Land. Gotta listen to get this one. WHIMSY! FIST FIGHTS! TOTALLY NOT STEVE URKEL!!! Link to the transcript of this episo...
Nov 11, 2022•25 min•Season 5Ep. 23
THIS WEEK!! We are featuring a sooper spooky re-release of a halloween episode from a few years ago. It features Guest ghost story teller Jerome Flagbottom, and also our often-holiday-co-conspirator D. Erik Jensen!! This is the spoopiest halloween party you've ever been to, guaranteed. oOOooOOooOOOo Drop your pants and get your junkin in that pumpkin because it's spooky season, baby!
Oct 28, 2022•19 min•Season 5Ep. 22
THIS WEEK!!!! Squid farts are embarrassing (probably), Rodney's life revolves around shows and movies, so it's impossible for him to exist without being a living breathing spoiler, and a mini-epoch about THE ROBOTS TAKING OVER. We may or may not have done that theme before, but this is IMPROV, baby! It's completely different this time! *bzzzt* ROOMBAS ASSEMBLE. WE'RE MARCHING TO THE FOOD COURT WHERE THE HUMANS WON'T SUSPECT US *bzzt*
Oct 21, 2022•21 min•Season 5Ep. 21
THIS WEEK!! We dig into the horrible planetary consequences of seemingly helpful reusable heavy duty bags, and our (brilliant) solution: Giving them to your progeny as an heirloom!! Then, how Germany almost won the second world war with Pig Latin (true story!) and finally a blur of a song about what you REALLY want to do with life regardless of that stupid-ass degree. LIVING MY BEST SNAKE LIFE. AKESNAY IFELAY UCKFAY ESYAY!
Oct 15, 2022•25 min•Season 5Ep. 20
THIS WEEK!!! It's a collection of songs featuring the word F. Fossil Fuels, Six F words that aren't "that" F word, and finally a song about what a man has to do to his father in law. No spoilers, silly. NO SPOILERS. FOILERS. FOILS. FIE. FUMBLE. FIDDLE. THESE ARE NOT THE WORDS IN THE SONG.
Oct 07, 2022•21 min•Season 5Ep. 19
THIS WEEK!! Graham quizzes us (elder millennial middle aged balding cis-male dudes) about Gen Z slang terms, then a song with lots of abuse of the English language, a song about Hell, and finally a tune that tries to insult metalheads and punk rockers all at once, but merely ends up insulting Adam because he won't pick up a guitar. (fuck you, Graham -A) Any ADGROD stans out there? Anyone? *crickets*
Sep 30, 2022•23 min•Season 5Ep. 18
THIS WEEK! With all the multiverse shenanigans happening in pop culture (we're here for it, btw) we take a step into introducing you all to our little slice of fictional world-building, and it's all brought to you by one of our beloved characters, BabyGod himself. Oh, we also do a song about the Jetsons and Flintstones being concurrent timeline occurrences in the same dimension and reality, which is totally plausible. TOTALLY. Kindly, f*** off, Mr. Spacely.
Sep 23, 2022•22 min•Season 5Ep. 17
THIS WEEK! We ponder whether or not ole' Palps was just trying to sing with his subordinates, we brow beat our listeners (again) about our very simple but understandably not easily digestible band name, and finish with an epic tune about Yes And the dolphin, AKA the Flipper you know and love, and his journey into cocaine-fueled shark murder. Jimmy Stuart guest stars in this episode! Dive, dive, dive! Corkscrew attack! (all these things are relevant, trust)
Sep 16, 2022•21 min•Season 5Ep. 16
THIS WEEK!! We are definitely the chillest guys on earth in this episode. DEFINITELY. There's a song about Mickey Rourke--also a chill dude--and meta verse crypto shit--definitely super chill--plus some other stuff. Cool out. SERIOUSLY, CHILL. (we recorded this in July, it was hot af outside, so that's why we reference it being July in Richmond)(have we only done 15 episodes this season?? Jesus, what a bunch of slackers)(seriously, chill tf out)
Sep 09, 2022•20 min•Season 5Ep. 15
THIS WEEK!!! What happens when your parent is your talent agent and is also ruthless about what you should do? No, not one of the sub-plots of The Boys or Umbrella Academy, but our opening song this week! Then "Disparaging News", wherein we report the news of all the unfortunate losers everywhere, and finally EVERYONE gets a Razzie for something stupid in their stupid movie that might be good but always has that one stupid thing. Twenty Tons of upside down pineapples for everyone that hears a gr...
Sep 02, 2022•22 min•Season 5Ep. 14
