Abe recommends a ripping tome for all lovers of the freedom, pans the Pentagons peace-nik "pain-o-lator," and scrubs the week clean of presidential happenstance and serves you the muck on a silver platter. DOWNLOAD "Little Brother" a young adult novel by Cory Doctorow BUY a physical copy of "Little Brother" a smart, provocative young adult novel for freedom loving individuals by Cory Doctorow DONATE a copy of "Little Brother" (a police-state-smashing yarn by Cory Doctorow) to a friendly school l...
Jun 06, 2008•8 min
Abe mostly teases Clinton, and her deluded, awful supporters - but also McCain and his deluded, awful racism. Clinton supporters threaten to vote for McCain (out of spite.) FireDogLake video of Clinton Supporter heard in the show. Eating a reuben amongst Clinton supporters. Clinton says no nominee on Tuesday. The math behind Clinton's 'popular vote.' US holds detainees at sea on "Terror Ships." McCain and the "Gooks."...
Jun 02, 2008•5 min
Abe finally gets around to talking about celebrities, and hits Hillary up for her idle daydreams of bloody murder... Dead troops remembered by president who had them killed. Halliburton charged with selling nuclear secrets to Iran. George Bush outed Valerie Plame. Obama: Gimme 100 days in office and I'll give you back your constitution. Rupert Murdoch says Obama will win. We could have colonized Mars with the money we spent on Iraq. AssassainGate....
May 30, 2008•6 min
Abe talks Scientology... plus "Main Core" in the main stream OR "Why can't Arianna read (between the lines?)" There are 8 Million reasons to listen.... The government has a list of 8 million American to be incarcerated in martial law. Daily Kos: Are YOU one of the 8 million targeted for roundup? Think Progress: 8 Million "potential suspects." Learn about the empty Halliburton concentration camps in America San Francisco Chronicle: Concentration camps in the US Google Maps - find YOUR closest FEM...
May 23, 2008•6 min
Abe analyzes what makes something "pure Bush" - that special blend of dis-ingenuity and blunder unsullied by his more eloquent handlers. Did you ever check out NNDB - an amazing tool to find the hidden connections between the wealthy elite in government, Hollywood and corporate America. Neat! House Republicans collapse on Iraq... kinda. McCain's YouTube problem. A must see...
May 19, 2008•4 min
Abe analyzes what makes something "pure Bush" - that special blend of dis-ingenuity and blunder unsullied by his more eloquent handlers. Check out NNDB - an amazing tool to find the hidden connections between the wealthy elite in government, Hollywood and corporate America. Neat! Bush compares Obama to Nazi appeasers. Bush kinda gives up golf out of kinda sympathy for the war dead. Bush blocks testing for Mad Cow disease.
May 16, 2008•5 min
Abe waxes philosophic about the clips of the week, piracy and the nature of participatory culture... Now the RIAA can take your stuff. A young Bill O'Reily acts like a baby Bill O'Reily. More than 25% of US House and Senate have war profit investments. Subliminal McCain in Fox 5 News logo. Comedy: Hillary practices hand gestures. SNL Hillary Clinton Spoof 5-10-08: gone from YouTube but still Googleable.
May 12, 2008•5 min
Abe talks about the election results, Obama looks to be the nominee, the trouble with Clinton and Rush Limbaugh's funny voice. Obama/Clinton '08 Limbaugh "endorses" Obama. Clinton writes letter to Obama to re-re-recontest Michegan, Florida... Hillary is done say media overlords. Obama and paying back Clinton's campaign debt. House passes bill that lets RIAA take your house. Myanmar with 100,000 dead refuses US aid.
May 09, 2008•6 min
Abe celebrates cinco de mayo with warrentless laptop searches and hospital bombings. Also drinking margaritas through a taquito straw... Feds can take your data at the border. EFF: Feds can't take my data at the border! How to protect your data at the border. Crypto those kleptos - how to encrypt your data! US air strike on Baghdad hospital Tell Me Again Why "Conspiracy Theory" is a Dirty Label
May 05, 2008•4 min
Abe delights in some talk of (hush) CONSPIRACY! Conspiracy does not and cannot exist (flashes Masonic hand signal) so stop looking for it! Iran ends oil transactions in US dollars speeding the inevitable. War protest halts west coast shipping. DC Madam commits apparent suicide in crocodile attack. UN official calls for investigation of Neocon role in 9/11 Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, Powell, Tenet, Rice, and Yoo Have All Committed War Crimes Punishable by Life in Prison, Death Or Impeachment...
May 02, 2008•8 min
Abe comforts you with the ultimate message of hope: Relax - It's all fake. All 3 presidential contenders appear on popular wrestling program. Hillary says she would "totally obliterate Iran." Barack Obama appears on Fox News Sunday. Wastes time. Weakens strength of "his word." McCain a monumental dipshit. Helen Thomas confronts White House on torture - White House denies and lies.. Let's send Helen Thomas some flowers.
Apr 28, 2008•9 min
Abe calls out the New York Times for it's failure to truly be "the liberal media." NYT disseminates and perpetuates government propaganda as real news. NYT conspicuously silent on Bush admission of torture go-ahead. NYT knew about warrentless wiretapping before 2004 election. Bush and torture - Vanity Fair pwns NYT.
Apr 21, 2008•7 min
Abe talks about the ABCDebate, Ben Stein's Expelled, and Obama's one problem. Obama would 'review' Bush crimes... Obama thinks impeachment should be reserved for serious crimes. ABC D-ebate gets an 'F' Debate straight from the mouth of Fox's Sean Hannity.
Apr 18, 2008•6 min
Abe talks about the ABC's of Torture and what to do about it... Call your rep about HR 5306 for paper ballots... National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee War tax resistor's letters to the IRS...
Apr 14, 2008•4 min
Abe talks about news with the "main-stream media" and helpfully corrects their internal contradictions. TIME: Has McCain flip-flopped on torture?!?! ABE: Yes. TIME: NO! Wait, what? ABC: Cheney knew about about TORTURE - but but Bush didn't. Obama: I'd hire Gore. China: Buddhism is the darkest slavery in human history. Oh - and we're always going to be oppressive and murderous communists no matter teh popular vote.
Apr 11, 2008•4 min
Here it is folks - the spectacular, double-long 150th anniversary episode. Abe and Mary Todd together again. Join us on the whistle-stop express to silly town.
Apr 07, 2008•11 min
Here it is folks - the spectacular, double-long 150th anniversary episode. Abe and Mary Todd together again. Join us on the whistle-stop express to silly town.
Apr 07, 2008•11 min
Abe wants YOO! Discussion of the John Yoo legal argument for why George Bush should be able to crush a child's testicles. John Yoo's war crimes... Bush claims legal right to torture children. Torture Memo: Constitution doesn't apply...
Apr 04, 2008•4 min
Abe cracks the Kremlin case, Goads Goodman over Obama and does bukake on Mukasey. The Kremlin wants 3,200 female mice. Amy Goodman gives Obama what-for. Clinton tax returns? Mukasey's tearful lies... Mukasey: piracy funds terrorism... somehow.
Mar 31, 2008•32 min
Abe cracks the Kremlin case, Goads Goodman over Obama and does bukake on Mukasey. The Kremlin wants 3,200 female mice. Amy Goodman gives Obama what-for. Clinton tax returns? Mukasey's tearful lies... Mukasey: piracy funds terrorism... somehow.
Mar 31, 2008•9 min
Abe joins Cheney and Clinton for a night of legitimate theatre... Cheney: They Volunteered Cheney: So? Chart showing relative national debt by administration. You'll like this... I thought I was running from bullet fire when actually I was meeting a little Bosnian girl because I was sleep deprived.
Mar 28, 2008•7 min
Abe drinks deeply of the pleasures of moral turpitude and joins the firing squad sniping Hillary's "Sniper Fire." Hillary's campaign-ending lie. British author barred entrance from us for 'moral turpitude.' I'm in UR quagmire, stealing UR justifications 4 war. CIA issued visas to 9/11 hijackers. Rachel Kramer Bussel hosts the NYC 'In The Flesh' erotic reading series mentioned in today's podcast. Spanking. Domination. Dandy. A big shout out to Rachel's likely google alert for all of these keyword...
Mar 24, 2008•7 min
Abe talks about Bush and Cheney's dog & pony - Obama's speech and McCains gaffe.... Can we boycott just the glow-bracelet concessions at the Beijing Olympics? Blackwater's Global Ambitions Black Guy Asks Nation For Change Time magazine invents facts to claim that Americans support Bush's domestic spying abuses. DRM trumps "USA." McCain doesn't know who Bush is fighting in Iraq 'War critics can no longer credibly claim we're losing in Iraq...' Cheney salutes the troops with his fist Seattle b...
Mar 21, 2008•12 min
Abe recaps the week in Bush... Why Bush should stand trial for capital crimes. Bush casts his disgust for you into song... Bush 'envies' the soldiers.
Mar 17, 2008•4 min
Abe tells Spitzer "bros before ho's" and asks Fallon if he can have his senior moments in the belly of a tank. Cheney excuse to attack Iran leaked... Bush casts his disgust for you into song... What do Iraq, Venezuela & Iran have in common? Ten reasons to impeach Bush & Cheney... One Fallon that doesn't dissapoint.
Mar 14, 2008•8 min
Abe brings you up to speed on the presidential dope and announces a sympathy strike with the ILWU who's shutting down the West Coast unless we bring our troops home... Workers Strikes Against the War! ILWU to Shut Down West Coast Ports May 1 Demanding End to War in Iraq, Afghanistan Obama wins Wyoming Obama wins Texas? OBAMA WINS TEXAS! Clinton endorses McCain Rove endorses Clinton Voting machines tested in secret. Bush insists on Waterboarding. Wyoming doesn't matter?...
Mar 09, 2008•7 min
Abe dishes the dirt with his first-ever HOLLYWOOD EDITION - Natalie Portman, Marion Cotilliard and THE WIRE... 'If asked to serve on a jury deliberating a violation of state or federal drug laws, we will vote to acquit, regardless of the evidence presented.' Terror watch list surpasses 900,000 names. Obama memo on Hillary tax returns... Natalie Portman on Hillary Clinton Larry David on Hillary Clinton Marion Cotilliard on 9/11 and the moon landing. I can't get her back on the moon landing, but h...
Mar 07, 2008•8 min
A sleepy Abe makes this short and sweet: Rush and Hillary. Rush loves Hillary... Airforce Blocks Blogs Hillary getting 'warmed up...' McCain and the case of the missing blonde Bush lies and Blair lies too.
Mar 04, 2008•3 min
Abe comes to you with an uncanny vision of the far-flung future: FRIDAY. Let Abe be your guide to the world of tomorrow. Comcasts dirty trick to kill Net Neutrality John McCain - 'the war will be over soon...also - it will last for 10,000 years....' Ten recognizable signs of fascism as told by foxy genius: Noami Wolf. Diebold accidentally leaks results of 2008 election early Howard Zinn: stop paying attention to the election, you fools, look over here! Obama whalloping Hillary in every fake poll...
Feb 28, 2008•8 min
Abe tells you the five rules for dating his teenage daughter... John McCain - friend to nature John McCain - starts - and maintains - forest fires.... Whitehouse says wiretaps are BACK! McCain breaks McCain's law...
Feb 25, 2008•6 min
