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The Abraham Lincoln Logs

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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #140

Abe talks presidential election, 21 year old super delegates, McCain scandal, Wikileaks, Lessig's congress run and Kucinich's 9/11 investigation... "88.80.13.160" is the new "Wikileaks." Superdelegate Encyclopedia Brown. Wikileaks censorship backstory... Bush's approval rating now 19% While Obama's approval rating stomps Hillary 14 points... Kucinich investigates 9/11 Secret service tells Obama crowd control not to search for concealed weapons... Lawrence Lessig is going to Internet-up the Congr...

Feb 22, 2008•8 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #139

Abe talks election malfeasance and FISA expirations... Obama got zero votes in black districts? Torture is on the table, so why isn't impeachment? Missing New Mexico Ballot boxes found in Clinton supporter's homes... Superdelegates Payola from both Obama and Clinton. Telecom spying and the Narus 6400. FISA bill expires... Whitehouse: Don't cave to "left wing bloggers"

Feb 18, 2008•3 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #138

Abe talks about what's going on (Election and Halliburton concentration camps) , speculates on how to alleviate the problem and mentions something to be glad about. Open up for your spoonfull of sugar... 1) Stop the Gov from spying on Americans... BACKSTORY: A Tale of Two Constituencies BACKSTORY: Amnesty Day for Bush and lawbreaking telecoms BACKSTORY: Democratic Lawmaker Pushing Immunity Is Newly Flush With Telco Cash ACTION: Support the House in the Last Stand Against Telecom Immunity! ACTION...

Feb 15, 2008•14 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #137

Abe blows out his cake a day early and makes a couple of birthday wishes. BIRTHDAY WISH #1: Contact your superdelegates on Obama's behalf. Via easy online petition... OR via slightly more difficult and massively more effective call or letter... BIRTHDAY WISH #2: Stop warrantless wiretapping of Americans Most effective: Call your reps - it must be done now, as early this week as possible. Easy ACLU web petition to the House. Easy ACLU web petition to the Senate. Obama's weekend sweep. Obama's sec...

Feb 11, 2008•6 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #136

Abe talks poll results - compares the cantidates, FISA, and Clinton's telecom money, Romney and Romulans, Lieberman and Superman. Where does Clinton get her cash? Spying on Americans -Clinton says YES and Obama says NO. Bush shuts down election oversite. Obama's delegate lead. Dipswitch Lieberman loses Superdelegate power.

Feb 08, 2008•6 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #135

Abe needs YOU: to vote. In blue ribbon episode #135 Abe talks about the candidates, their endorsements, their agendas and detractors. Quoting Ann Coulter in-show makes the podcast explicit (which doesn't go to waste) with plenty of Superman, Star Trek, Golden Compass and CIA gulfstream jet Cocaine references to round out the discourse... Six tons of CIA cocaine. Ann Coulter will campaign for Hillary. Super Tuesday - teh day we mourn the death of Superman. Ron Paul Barack Obama...

Feb 05, 2008•10 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #134

Abe greets the new year, lights up a cigar with Cheney and talks New Hampshire hi-jinx with Hillary... The Chain of Custody your ballots merit...

Jan 31, 2008•8 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #133

Abe looks down his nose at the New York Times, averts his gaze from the CIA, looks dubiously at the Bush White House and askance at Ron Paul. What a looker! Children raped at Abu Ghraib - Pentagon has videos... STILL Bush Spying on us before 9/11' Abolish the CIA Take action today: telecom spying immunity.

Dec 17, 2007•7 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #132

Abe jokes with Bush, and commiserates with Nader and Olver about canceling the 2008 election and replacing the "classic" voting booth with the "new" design: Blackwater soldiers of fortune. Also: Colbert for president.

Oct 19, 2007•6 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #131

Abe dedicates this podcast to Quebec's riot police - enforcers of a system damaging to the common good. Don't do your job, boys - do only what is right.

Sep 07, 2007•7 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #124

Abe apologizes in advance for some irritating audio clipping near the end of this episode - and wishes to spend time talking about the way, in which, 9/11 could be considered a totally trivial event. AND.... Next week Mary Todd is back to help ring in #125! BLEEPEDEEP 9/11? ON THAT SUBJECT.... JFK Airport Plot Has All The Hallmarks Of Staged Terror Do you know this woman? ON NEOCONS AS NEONAZI'S.... Abu Ghraib Torturer Learned Nazi Torture Techniques from Holocaust Memoir U.S. Operatives Killed ...

Jun 08, 2007•6 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #93

Abe, Super Princess Peach and War profiteering. House nixes anti-profiteering bill. Truman VS. Profiteers Halliburton profiteering. Bechtel Profiteering.

Aug 07, 2006•6 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #90

Abe takes a trip down to ol' Mexico to keep an eye on their bunk election. Election theft in Mexico? The election that should' a could. Like what you're hearing? Abe's counting down to episode 100 and needs your help to grow. Help get this message to the greatest number of ears and keep Abe on the air. Tell a friend. Blog about us. Digg us. Link us madly. This makes a huge difference.

Aug 02, 2006•7 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #75

Abe is joined by Mary Todd Lincoln for a mega-fabulous, quadruple-length episode. We ring in our 75th episode by covering W's 60th birthday in the only language bullies understand: spanking. The 60 spankings as a downloadable .txt file. The spankings featured in the show are culled from the following amazing sources. Watch all closely for future developments as well as specific citations documenting each spanking's authenticity.... Failures of the Bush Administration Charges and Evidence: Impeac...

Jul 07, 2006•22 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #48

Mary Todd Lincoln would like to thank the Troops for giving her a day to sleep in and post this program late.

May 29, 2006•6 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #21

Today, I’d like to address a single man: George W. Bush – so those of you who are not George W. Bush, at all – please unplug your modem for thirty seconds or so… Starting NOW.

Apr 18, 2006•6 min

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #13

It now appears that American democracy is defunct – it pains Honest Abe to say as much, but the important thing is going to have to be scrapped. Follow my presidential logic – we’re guaranteed representation with the taxes we pay. Corporation lobbyists spend about $10 billion per year to influence legislation and regulations… now remember congress only has to split this 535 ways. I don’t have to pull out my travel size hat-abacus to know that’s a buying heck of a lot of almost safe to use breast...

Apr 15, 2006•3 min
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