The exciting conclusion of... THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOGS! Abe has a conversation with Mary Todd about how their 200 episode stint has made human civilization over into a kind of utopia. How the old boss is same as the new boss and how to smash our jailer society with three easy-to-remember daily tasks. Thank you all for your time and your attention, Your friend, Abraham Lincoln
Aug 28, 2009•20 min
Abe talks Swine Flu, Biden's Blank Check, and Obama's stray plane. VP promises blank check to entertainment cartel. Airforce one plays chicken in NYC Airforce flyover scare Swine Flu Q&A...
Jun 26, 2009•7 min
Abe talks to, about and from Iran. The "Neda video," torture, and the truth-revealing power of images Nokia helps Iran spy Internet Surveillance and Iran How the Internet helps Iran silence activists. Iran Uprising - Live Blog 5 reasons we must support Iran Whistleblower outs AT&T spy room Noted Obama admirer lambasts him on civil liberties, secrecy...
Jun 26, 2009•7 min
Links forthcoming..
Apr 10, 2009•7 min
Abe talks about Obama's no-good, very-bad week: dismissing the online community who put him in office as potheads, failing to keep his DEA promises, and siding with the RIAA over damages of 150,000 per stolen MP3. Obama sides with RIAA Obama called you a pot-head. 776 of 800 Gitmo prisoners are innocent. Obama says he'll end DEA raids on medical marijuana, permits them to continue....
Mar 27, 2009•7 min
Abe wonders about our obligation to booster Obama. Partial list of corporate lickspittles who are allowed to know what's in the secret copyright treaty the Obama administration claims is a matter of "national security" 90% Solution to AIG Die Diebold Die Aussie Gove censors Wikileaks...
Mar 20, 2009•3 min
Abe says "stop the drug war," then sheepishly appends "...please." Marijuana is the new Obama. U.S. to yield marijuana jurisdiction to states Drug Czar to push treatment. The Economist: the "least bad" way to deal with drug problem is to legalize them Salon interview with Ammniano about his legislation to legalize grass in California. Drug-Legalizing Cop Wins Back His Free Speech Rights Derek Copp is name of Grand Valley student shot, injured by police during marijuana raid Iowa Senator Seeks To...
Mar 13, 2009•10 min
Abe laughs a little about the Republican leadership, roasts Rush and explains what it means to be "da man." Also Anthrax attacks. Glen Greenwald: Remembering the Anthrax Attacks Obama's secret Russia letter. You be da man. Steele apologizes to Rush Salon interview with Ammniano about his legislation to legalize grass in California. Exquisite Daily Show pounding of CNBC: financial fools...
Mar 06, 2009•8 min
Abe recaps Obama's speech to congress and notes two interesting departures from "change." Also - tirades and apologies on marijuana law, sentiment and progress in a reefer-mad week. Is Gitmo worse under Obama? Obama increases military budget. What Obama said to congress. US yields marijuana jurisdiction to the states....
Mar 02, 2009•9 min
Abe repeats himself on the subject of marijuana law, Obama's new drug czar and some possible rationales for Obama backing Bush's creepy executive claims. Putting marijuana in perspective. Our role models and their bongs. Obama Backs Off a Reversal on Secrets Updated on "sunlight before signing." Vatican accepts Darwinism...
Feb 13, 2009•9 min
Abe talks about Michael Phelps, George Obama and other less telegenic vicitms of the drug war. Also Obama made a swear, executive salary caps and the problem of prosecuting AND defending the architects of torture. When the Washington Post makes a plea in defense of pot you know you've become mainstream. Pot charges against George Obama dropped. Obama is tired of your mother fucking shit. 72% want Obama to keep campaign promise to end DEA raids on pot growers. Obama caps bailout executive's salar...
Feb 06, 2009•8 min
Abe wishes Obama a sterling inauguration day - may it augur 8 long years of recovery for a new and better America. Also Abe critiques Obama's pre-inauguration appointments and discusses what Obama's choice of surgeon general means for marijuana. Clueless hack for transportation czar. Monsanto shill for agriculture czar. What the next surgeon general doesn't know about marijuana Legalizing marijuana the number one issue for Americans And, sadly, Obama defends telecom spying immunity....
Jan 19, 2009•8 min
Abe rejoices for America's recent victory.
Nov 07, 2008•7 min
Mary Todd Lincoln joins Abraham Lincoln via phone for the down and dirty on the impending US election.
Oct 31, 2008•36 min
Abe has some advice for Ron "Hollywood" Howard. (Links to follow)
Oct 27, 2008•9 min
Abe recaps Obama's Wednesday debate, Thursday's roasted McCain (and his girl Friday.) Also - Obama's iPhone app VS McCain's promotional wax cylinder which "sorta doubles as a candle." Love the logs? Join THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOGS Facebook group! Obama roasts McCain at Al Smith dinner. Al-Jazeera Exposes SHOCKING Racism At Sarah Palin Rally in Ohio Now AIG executives spend $86,000 on hunting trip. McCain's "Deer in the headlights / Lt. Cmdr Data" moment. Tips for new paupers....
Oct 17, 2008•26 sec
Abe preaches only to the converted, badmouthing John McCain to any Internet-saavy and likely left-leaning liberals who will listen. The Elitest-est! John McCain's - "MY FELLOW PRISONERS" as free, downloadable iPhone ringtone. Video of John McCain addressing America as "My Fellow Prisoners." Reminding you that our electronic voting machines are STILL broken and will be fixed only once the election is. John McCain's Racist Remarks The Great Glen Greenwald reassures that active duty military for de...
Oct 10, 2008•5 min
Abe watches the bailout bill which includes sexy new "undercover" powers for the IRS: The name is Bond. JUNK Bond. Palin says Obama palling around with terrorists. McCain Urges Bush To Spend $1 Trillion On Bailout -- Without Congressional Approval Is the Bush administration making the bailout another Overton window? Bailout bill now includes undercover IRS agents. US House threatened with Martial Law if Bailout not passed. How to stop a facist shift....
Oct 06, 2008•8 min
Abe knows Senate only approved $700 billion bailout with now famous "39-cent excise tax for children's wooden practice arrows" exemption hoping "message arrows" might reverse "socialist" trend of breast cancer awareness stamps. Abe also feels that Sarah Palin is the victim of "Gotcha Journalism" but knows that before Sarah Palin we just called it "Journalism." The House limits constituent emails. McCain Urges Bush To Spend $1 Trillion On Bailout -- Without Congressional Approval Homer tries to v...
Oct 06, 2008•8 min
Abe votes to bailout "good" and votes no on "evil." Or was it the reverse? Palin claims Dinosaurs and humans coexisted. Iran's talk of destroying Israel must not get lost in translation. The "wipe Israel off the map" hoax - another advertisement for war. Palin: Foreign Affairs is good versus evil. McCain: A tie? Means I win. ProMcCain and the 28 million Terror scaremongering DVDs. Bailout 90% suck. Muslim children gassed in OHIO mosque. 5 reasons to vote against Paulson's $700 billion bailout. M...
Sep 29, 2008•10 min
Abe debates the debates, urges McCain to "scroll down" and chats up Amy Goodman about Martial Law. Googling "Posse Comitatus" Amy Goodman announces martial law Oct 1? ArmyTimes.com confirms troop movement onto US soil. McCain still campaigning despite debate dodge. Palin takes gifts. Sarah Silverman's uproarious Obama commercial - The Great Schlep Couric obliterates Palin. Must see video. Rushkoff's exceptional "Print Your Own Money." Subprime Mortgage Primer IN COMIC FORM! Ron Paul Questions Ch...
Sep 26, 2008•12 min
Abe leaks Palin's tears talking about email, privacy, surveillance and the role of technology in the upcoming battle for control of the remote. Palin hides emails like Bush Whitehouse. But whatever for, Palin? And anyway - isn't that pretty insecure? Bill O'Reilly thinks first amendment is to blame. O'Reilly bloviates: Don't we have privacy anymore?! The Government should DO something! Meanwhile Pirate Party raided for leaking documents about government spying... Lessig on i9/11 and iPatriot Act...
Sep 22, 2008•9 min
Abe's all moved in to his new secret headquarters - and has a confession to make... Fey & Pohler utterly killing as Palin & Clinton on SNL....
Sep 19, 2008•8 min
Having solved all political problems once and for all, Abe decides to treat himself to a hiatus. FISA, Bush, Obama, Kucinich and the rest - take a rest... Are musicians owed royalties for performance of their music in torture chambers? My Pet Goatse Karl Rove's contempt of everything. EFF & ACLU sue over warrentless wiretapping immunity. Obama's support for warrentless wiretapping. Kucinich continues to push for impeachment. George W. Bush (technically) a felon. Also - in the other ways....
Jul 14, 2008•5 min
Abe is BACK from his travels and once again ready to do his part. Learn of the Internet-less back country and the things he saw there. Also FISA,(Faux)Bama, and asking if anyone has noticed that the US Gov is apparently corrupt and terrible? Glen Greenwald talks about FISA sensibly. Betrayed by Obama 7 in 100 laptops seized by US Govt. How to protect your data better than you protected your fourth amendment rights. SNAP!...
Jul 11, 2008•6 min
Abe bows to recently deceased George Carlin, talks about telecom immunity and Obama - and what we can do to fix it, corporate ownership the rich versus the poor and Fox threatening America on behalf of Bush... Now on hiatus for a couple of weeks while Abe travels the country looking for his Bill of Rights. House gives immunity to telecoms, OKs unconstitutional spying. Help MoveOn.org make Obama keep his promise to filibuster... Obama silent on giving Bush more spying powers. Fox News: Pick Obama...
Jun 23, 2008•6 min
Abe teases out McCain's theory of "free men" and "fri tos" as well as invoking the awesome power of ceiling cat to save the Internet. Stop the spying. And put congress on notice! It's a call not a petition but I did it and so can you! Obama silent on giving Bush more spying powers. WOW - it really *was* about the oil. - At least for the oil barons. U.S. hid torture detainees from Red Cross. Not MY U.S. Not YOUR U.S., THEIR U.S. NYT aids AP in suing bloggers......
Jun 20, 2008•8 min
Abe teases out McCain's theory of "free men" and "fri tos" as well as invoking the awesome power of ceiling cat to save the Internet. McCain : habeas corpus a privilege not a right. Petition: Wiretapping - Impeachment not Immunity Threats to the Nets - big three metering Internet Traffic What YOU can do about metered Internet traffic...
Jun 16, 2008•3 min
Abe gives a shout-out to Kucinich, makes sure Pelosi gets home safely, and uses some terrible, terrible words - but only in quoting McCain... Kucinich impeachment sets groundwork for future Bush war crimes tribunal. Can Pelosi take impeachment 'off the table?' McCain: 'Bringing troops home not too important.' McCain can't Google. John McCain and the no good, very bad swears. Supreme Court says Gitmo detainees 'people too.'...
Jun 13, 2008•6 min
Abe analyzes Hillary's concession speaks, reminds you just how "bendy" McCains straight talk is, and lets you in on Bush's plan for his senior year prank. Hillary suspends campaign & endorses Obama McCain believes warrantless wiretapping is constitutional. If Obama wins - Bush will attack Iran in November. If McCain wins, Bush will also attack Iran in November but doesn't have to "finish the job."...
Jun 09, 2008•6 min