This week, the Montys spiral into an unexpected deep-dive on livestock auctions as Monty reveals his plan to source meat for his wedding straight from the saleyards. Is it sustainable? Is it legal? Is it even edible? No one knows. We’re joined by Ben Pittman from Uptown the Band, legendary bassist, wedding circuit icon, and man with a very urgent haircut. He drops a few nuggets of musical wisdom before vanishing into the barber’s chair, leaving us mid-chat and completely unprepared. It’s chaos, ...
Jun 30, 2025•25 min•Season 1Ep. 79
The Montys are back at Shout Brewing and straight into the usual nonsense. From petty insults to questionable life advice, nothing’s changed. This week, they spiral through tangents, chaos and a few accidental moments of brilliance. Most importantly, we find out who Haron has chosen to officiate his wedding… and it’s not who you think. Pull up a stool, pour a pint and settle in. It’s unfiltered, unorganised and undeniably Monty.
Jun 23, 2025•30 min•Season 1Ep. 78
After a rogue long weekend, a missed upload and a slight tech breakdown, the 2 Montys return in peak form. Haron roasts King's new "f**kboy" hat, King shifts blame for missed episodes, and the lads read a listener dilemma about whether grandma's birthday cash can be morally laundered into booze, blow or Beats headphones. There's also a wanking pool party gone wrong, a tuna-scented dog rescue, a funeral-turned-family-reunion and a spicy new segment called "Who's Your Daddy?" It’s a bit chaotic, v...
Jun 16, 2025•38 min•Season 1Ep. 77
Monty and King are back, limping through stories from their brutal May 50K challenge. Blisters, bad maths, ice creams mid-breakdown and the kind of petty rivalry that raises thousands for charity. Monty also shares a surprise twist involving candles, a Melbourne hotel and a counterproposal no one saw coming. Plus, the boys gear up for a big weekend with the Community Over Competition crew and dish out shoutouts, insults and just a little bit of heart. Unfiltered, messy and very Monty....
Jun 02, 2025•30 min•Season 1Ep. 76
In this episode, we dive headfirst into wedding day madness. From mums clinging to old traditions to celebrants asking for a second kiss “just in case,” nothing is off-limits, almost. We talk about vendors getting snubbed on meals, the awkwardness of being seated with strangers, and one venue owner who kicked out a couple before their ceremony. Plus, Haron drops a comment so wild we had to beep it out. Yes, really.
May 26, 2025•32 min•Season 1Ep. 75
Will Anlezark from Euphoria Films joins the boys to share his unapologetic love for overbearing parents and unsung hero content creators who ditch smartphones for professional cameras. They riff on the bald and bearded aesthetic, and tease a cliffhanger on wedding catering that you’ll have to catch in the next instalment. Expect banter, insider stories and just enough suspense to keep you coming back.
May 19, 2025•31 min•Season 1Ep. 74
Sarah Chippindale returns to the brewery for a heartfelt conversation about living with MS and the ups and downs of her journey. She shares how she’s training for The May 50K to raise vital funds and awareness (find out more at themay50k.org). After that genuine deep dive, the boys pivot to lighter territory with a hilariously unfiltered discussion on sperm donors, ethical dilemmas and everything in between (looking at you Gloria Jeans Cum Cup). Expect warmth, laughter and the unexpected in this...
May 12, 2025•35 min•Season 1Ep. 73
Contact Harry Fong on 0419 788 168 today! Oh, also, Haron got engaged, so maybe call Harry and let him know that too.
May 05, 2025•29 min•Season 1Ep. 72
In a world where choices aren't just difficult, they're downright diabolical , two brave podcasters face their greatest challenge yet: a Would You Rather showdown that could change everything. This week, The 2 Montys are joined by the one and only Britt from Persempre Ceremonies, and together they tumble down a rabbit hole of impossible decisions, questionable morals, and way too much laughter. Will they escape unscathed? Will anyone choose wisely? Grab your headphones and prepare for drama, cha...
Apr 28, 2025•36 min•Season 1Ep. 71
In a world where choices aren't just difficult, they're downright diabolical , two brave podcasters face their greatest challenge yet: a Would You Rather showdown that could change everything. This week, The 2 Montys are joined by the one and only Britt from Persempre Ceremonies, and together they tumble down a rabbit hole of impossible decisions, questionable morals, and way too much laughter. Will they escape unscathed? Will anyone choose wisely? Grab your headphones and prepare for drama, cha...
Apr 21, 2025•30 min•Season 1Ep. 71
In a very special and mildly chaotic Episode 69, Jayme and Kyle, the proud winners of this year's Two Montys Charity Auction, join the boys for a laugh-filled chat. They reveal how stressful the bidding war truly was, discuss their highly questionable game plan for the big day, and explain why they have somehow ended up with an industrial quantity of confetti cannons. Expect unexpected tangents, a few emotional moments, and plenty of noise. It is charity, but make it unhinged.
Apr 14, 2025•33 min•Season 1Ep. 69
Get ready for an unfiltered romp with Haron and King as they dive into a no-holds-barred chat filled with outrageous banter, candid car rants, and absurd misadventures. In this episode, the power duo skewers dodgy Toyota servicing, luxury test drives, and even the bizarre world of Bali "massages" all while dishing out cheeky commentary on everything from outdated technology to the demise of corner stores. Expect plenty of explicit language, irreverent humour, and unpredictable twists in a conver...
Apr 07, 2025•28 min•Season 1Ep. 68
It’s another unfiltered Tuesday with the Two Montys. In this episode, your favourite two Montys dive into a rant about skyrocketing sausage prices (thanks to the bizarre trend of sausage burying at weddings obviously) and swap wild wedding speech mishaps that had them laughing (and cringing) in equal measure. They even tackle the uncharted territory of used sex toys (yes, really..) while debating the finer points of gendered language in ceremonies. It’s chaotic banter at its best, tune in for a ...
Mar 31, 2025•37 min•Season 1Ep. 67
This week, we’re joined by Lauren the Celebrant, and things go off the rails immediately. The King spends half the episode adjusting the camera, Haron debates the ethics of a Google Maps photographer wanting to see inside his business (his business is just him), and Lauren shares her love-hate relationship with weddings, bogans, and South Australia’s patchy internet. We also discuss chest hair, skydiving, and why you should never trust Monty to keep his arms still in freefall....
Mar 24, 2025•36 min•Season 1Ep. 66
This episode is a rollercoaster of wine-fuelled banter, wedding stories, and an insane small-world moment that’ll make you question the universe. Haron shares one of the most emotional and unforgettable weddings he’s ever done, complete with a surprise connection between the bride’s family and the bartender. Meanwhile, King takes a detour into Tasmanian travel tales, airplane etiquette rants, and somehow, Glen Innes gets mentioned again. Classic. Show Notes: Haron’s top-tier farm wedding story w...
Mar 17, 2025•33 min•Season 1Ep. 65
In this episode of The Two Montys , Haron and the King dive into the wild success of the charity wedding auction, where one lucky couple scored a $100,000 wedding for just $60,000, all in support of the Westpac Rescue Helicopter. They share behind-the-scenes stress, unexpected bidding wars, and a last-minute twist that sealed the deal. Plus, there’s plenty of banter, wedding industry rants, and a deep dive into the bizarre "bury a sausage" weather superstition. Strap in for laughs and chaos...
Mar 10, 2025•33 min•Season 1Ep. 64
Married by Adam returns, and let’s be real— we are obviously his favourite podcast (not that other one he runs). He then casually drops a story about pulling things out of dogs, because why not? Honestly, this might be our funniest episode ever. Buckle up, it’s a wild one! This week's episode was brought to you by Sassy Wed Crew! Find your favourite wedding vendors at: www.sassywedcrew.com.au
Mar 03, 2025•36 min•Season 1Ep. 63
Nell is back, without Jeremy this time (phew). We dive into the world of Sassy Wed Crew, uncover the truth about gay hamsters, and sorry King but spoiler: It’s not “Itsumi Mario,” no matter how much you want it to be. This week's episode was brought to you by Sassy Wed Crew! Find your favourite wedding vendors at: www.sassywedcrew.com.au
Feb 24, 2025•31 min•Season 1Ep. 62
This week, we’re joined by Face Lady, the makeup artist for the upcoming 2 Montys Charity Wedding! We chat about mines (the digging kind, not the possessive kind), attempt to keep track of our ever-growing swear word count, and discover a foolproof way to boost your self-esteem—just send this podcast to someone else and let them suffer instead.Find out more: www.facelady.com.auThis week's episode was brought to you by Sassy Wed Crew! Find your favourite wedding vendors at:www.sassywedcrew.com.au
Feb 17, 2025•34 min•Season 1Ep. 61
Britt from Per Sempre Ceremonies returns (she just can’t stay away). With the 2 Montys Charity Auction happening this Friday , we go over the final details, talk about backup plans, and—most importantly—dive into just how much Monty King loves being nominated for industry awards. Spoiler: It’s a lot. Tune in for the usual chaos and some last-minute auction hype! This weeks episode was brought to you by Sassy Wed Crew! Find your favourite wedding vendors at: www.sassywedcrew.com.au...
Feb 10, 2025•34 min•Season 1Ep. 60
This week, we’re joined by the legendary Weddings with Vee , who shares the wild story of how she accidentally broke into a stranger’s home (sure, Vee… sure). We also dive into wedding antics, the Great British Bake-Off, and the absolutely hilarious way she met both Montys. It’s unhinged, it’s chaotic, and it’s exactly what you need in your ears today! Find Vee at: www.weddingswithvee.com This weeks episode was brought to you by Sassy Wed Crew! Find your favourite wedding vendors at: www.sassywe...
Feb 03, 2025•33 min•Season 1Ep. 59
Gifts, Chaos, and a Break-Up: Britt’s Wild Ride This might just be our funniest episode yet! Britt from Per Sempre Ceremonies joins us, and the dynamic between the three of us is pure, chaotic gold. We surprise her with the news that she’s part of the 2 Montys Charity Wedding—she brought gifts, but then immediately broke up with us and decided she doesn’t want to be a regular. But what do you think? Should we have her back? Let us know and enjoy the hilarity! This weeks episode was brought to yo...
Jan 27, 2025•29 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Boomers, Bids, and a Poetic Plot Twist We’re back for 2025! In our first episode of the year, we chat about the upcoming 2 Montys Charity Auction happening this Valentine’s Day, explore a hilarious Facebook group where everyone pretends to be a boomer, and—wait for it—Haron drops a surprisingly serious poem. Who knew he had it in him? Tune in for laughs, feels, and all the chaos you missed over the break!
Jan 20, 2025•26 min•Season 1Ep. 57
Appaaaarently it’s our final episode for the year before we take a holiday break! We’re wrapping things up with laughs, chaos, and a nod to that iconic kid who's never been on live television before. Thanks for sticking with us through all the shenanigans this year. Tune in for a send-off that’s as ridiculous as ever, and we’ll see you in the new year! 🎉
Dec 23, 2024•36 min•Season 1Ep. 56
- a layer of ladyfingers - a layer of jam - custard (made from scratch) - raspberries, - more ladyfingers - beef sautéed with peas and onions - a little more custard - sliced bananas - and whipped cream. For episode 55, we’re joined by Celeste from Butter Bakery for a lovely chat about pastries, community, and the art of baking—at least until Haron steers the conversation into the murky waters of “man mustard.” Things truly escalate when the King delivers a scathing takedown of Coldplay, dubbing...
Dec 16, 2024•31 min•Season 1Ep. 55
This week’s episode is as sharp as aged cheddar! We dive into a tale of a brie -lliant (but fake) celebrant who wasn’t even registered with Births, Deaths, and Marriages. Then, Haron absolutely melts down over Scotty Cam calling him a tryhard—while rocking cowboy boots in Mudgee, no less. It's a grate mix of drama, laughs, and cheesy puns you won’t want to miss. Don’t be blue—tune in! 🧀 (I'm sorry for the cheese puns, I really double (brie) downed Find out more: https://www.abc.net.au/listen/pr...
Dec 09, 2024•26 min•Season 1Ep. 54
This week, we’re joined by Sam from Silent Shout, who spills the tea on DJing weddings, his exciting new restaurant venture Ravella in Newcastle, and their involvement in the upcoming 2 Montys Charity Weddings. Of course, it wouldn’t be a Montys episode without some wild stories thrown in for good measure. Tune in for laughs, insight, and maybe even some dinner reservations! Find out more: https://www.silentshout.com.au https://www.ravellanewcastle.com.au...
Dec 02, 2024•33 min•Season 1Ep. 53
The King’s on the beers, Haron’s back with even more Glen Innes tales, and just when things start spiralling, previous guests decide to gate crash. It’s messy, chaotic, and exactly what you’d expect from The 2 Montys Podcast. Buckle up for this wild ride! Oh, did I mention King is white girl wasted?
Nov 25, 2024•28 min•Season 1Ep. 52
Caw! Caw! Squawk. Tweet-tweet! Chirp chirp chirp. HONK! Squawk? CAW CAW! Flapping noises chirrrrrrup. ...Okay, fine, it’s another chaotic episode of The 2 Montys Podcast. You’ll just have to tune in to find out if it’s about actual birds—or just Monty being bird-brained again 🐦 Find Leisha: https://www.chameleondirective.com
Nov 18, 2024•32 min•Season 1Ep. 51
For our 50th episode, we welcome Brittany Turner Virgili, the newly rebranded celebrant behind Per Sempre Ceremonies! Britt brings in gifts, chats love languages, and treats us to an uncanny impression of Kath and Kim. Things get a bit wholesome, which naturally bothers the King—so he balances it out with some classic zingers. Tune in for a blend of heart and humour on The 2 Montys Podcast! Find Britt at: https://www.persempre.au
Nov 11, 2024•33 min•Season 1Ep. 50
