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The 2 Montys Podcast

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Hey, legends! Welcome to The 2 Montys Podcast, where Monty King and Monty Haron are basically professionals at talking absolute nonsense. We're serving up a wild cocktail of banter, laughter, and a sprinkle of surprisingly useful advice (but seriously, don't expect too much). So, if you're into laid-back vibes, laughter therapy, and the occasional nugget of wisdom, join us for a wild ride. The 2 Montys Podcast is not just a podcast; it's your virtual hangout with your two mates who've mastered the art of talking sh*t. Cheers to keeping it real and laughing along the way!
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Episodes

The Insatiable Quest for a Zinger Pie ft. Tamara from the Westpac Rescue Helicopter Service - Ep 49

In this special episode, we’re thrilled to have Tamara from the Westpac Rescue Helicopter Service as our guest! As the chosen charity for next year's 2 Montys Wedding Auction , Tamara gives us an insider’s view of the essential work the service does and even takes us on a behind-the-scenes tour of the helicopters. But things take a wild turn when Haron calls out Dylan's latest antics and his unstoppable campaign to bring back the iconic KFC Zinger Pie. Get ready for laughs, insights, and some se...

Nov 04, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 49

Filthy Mouth Amplified ft Ashlee Bunney - Ep 48

This week, we’re joined by Ashlee Bunney, a celebrant from Western Australia with a legendary potty mouth! It’s 38 minutes of non-stop chatter, three people talking over each other, and enough swearing to make a sailor blush. What could go wrong? Tune in for the chaos on The 2 Montys Podcast. Want more Ashlee? www.ashleebunney.com.au www.instagram.com/ashleebunney_celebrant

Oct 28, 202439 minSeason 1Ep. 48

Calling all Celebrants, Calling all Celebrants - Ep 47

In this episode, we dive into the alleged shortage of wedding celebrants. Seriously, if you're a celebrant and you’re listening to this (which, let's be honest, you probably are bc who the hell else is listening), get off your butt and take some jobs—for the good of the people! Plus, we sprinkle in our usual antics and wedding stories. Tune in for laughs, rants, and a public service announcement on The 2 Montys Podcast!

Oct 21, 202433 min

Cut Off and Kicked Out ft. Howard Shearman - Ep46

In this episode, we’re joined by musician extraordinaire Howard Shearman, who’s here to share some wild wedding tales—including his own! Things get awkward (and hilarious) when Haron completely roasts Lincoln the producer, not realising he was the one who filmed Howie’s wedding. But the main event? A groom who got kicked out of his own wedding, only to smash someone over the head with a chair on the beach. Yup, you read that right. Tune in for the madness on The 2 Montys Podcast!

Oct 14, 202427 minSeason 1Ep. 46

Filipino Facts with the King ft. Will Anlezark - Ep 45

In Episode 45, we’re joined by Will Anlezark from Euphoria Films, and things get weird fast. The King pulls out more random Filipino facts, Lincoln the producer is dragged on camera to tell a story, and to top it all off, Haron can’t hold his pee and just straight-up walks out with five minutes left. Chaos till the end on The 2 Montys Podcast!

Oct 07, 202434 minSeason 1Ep. 45

Ping Ping and The Great Flower Heist of 2024 ft. Will & Howard - Ep 44

In Episode 44, we’re joined by musician Howard Shearman and Will Anlezark from Euphoria Films! This one’s a wild ride as we dive into Filipino names and uncover the juicy details of the great wedding flower heist of 2024. You won’t want to miss this chaotic combo of music, film, and floral misdemeanours on The 2 Montys Podcast!

Sep 30, 202431 minSeason 1Ep. 44

Livin' La Vida Farm Life - Ep 43

In Episode 43, we had to take things online because Haron’s off living the farm life. Everything was going smoothly... until Haron decided to name drop our supposedly "anonymous" caller. So much for keeping secrets! Tune in for the accidental reveals and farm life vibes on The 2 Montys Podcast!

Sep 23, 202433 minSeason 1Ep. 43

Chaos, Cake and Carnage ft. Jeremy & Nell - Ep 42

In Episode 42, Jeremy and Nell are back—and they’re back with a vengeance! Jeremy shows up with wedding cake (because Monty does like cake, after all), but things take a turn when Nell absolutely roasts him for a solid 10 minutes. It gets seriously unhinged. Tune in for chaos, cake, and carnage on The 2 Montys Podcast!

Sep 16, 202427 minSeason 1Ep. 42

Nell Doesn't Touch People ft Jeremy & Nell - Ep 41

In Episode 41, we’re joined by Jeremy Bell and Nell Dark-Jones! Jeremy kicks things off by trashing our intro song, then strips down mid-podcast to reveal a surprise on his t-shirt that, spoiler alert, we don’t bother describing for the audio listeners—so you’ll definitely want to watch this one on YouTube. Oh, and Nell’s there too, I guess. Tune in for the madness on The 2 Montys Podcast!

Sep 09, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 41

Goober ft. Molly - Ep 40

In Episode 40, we’re joined by a very special guest—Molly, none other than the bride from the 2 Montys Charity wedding! She’s here to spill the tea on her big day, with all the behind-the-scenes laughs and chaos. Plus, her son’s already got Haron figured out, giving him the perfect nickname: "Goober." Tune in for a hilarious recap and maybe a few new Goober jokes on The 2 Montys Podcast!

Sep 02, 202431 minSeason 1Ep. 40

Are You The Mystery Man? - Ep 39

In Episode 39, Dylan talks smack about country solicitors—right to a solicitor’s wife! Meanwhile, King decides it’s time to aggressively FaceTime people just for the fun of it. Plus, we can’t stop throwing it back to Glen Innes and Dylan. Sick of Dylan yet? Let us know! We’re also on the lookout for a mystery man—an ex-wedding photographer, 28-year-old from Newcastle studying teaching, who likes indie music and running, and whose name starts with J. If you’ve got any leads, drop us a line, surel...

Aug 26, 202429 minSeason 1Ep. 39

I Like To Ride My Brew-Bicycle ft. Jesse from Brew Bike - Ep 38

In Episode 38, we’re joined by Jesse from Brew Bike for a laid-back chat—just be ready to drop your pants when Eagle Rock comes on! Meanwhile, Adam’s in the background playing with kids' toys the entire episode, don't ask. Tune in for the laughs and a bit of chaos on The 2 Montys Podcast!

Aug 19, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 38

Married by A dam ft. Adam Seeney- Ep 37

In Episode 37, we have a special guest: Married by Adam! Or as we like to call him, Married by A dam. Adam joins us for a chat, but beware—he tries to plug his podcast a lot (we've edited most of it out, so try counting how many times he sneaks it in!). Tune in for the fun and see if you can spot all the shameless plugs on The 2 Montys Podcast! Don't be a stranger! If you laughed, cringed, or learned something new, leave us a review! Think of it as your good deed for the day—like holding the doo...

Aug 12, 202433 minSeason 1Ep. 37

Renee the Celebrant - Ep 36

Howdy Y'all. In Episode 36, we're excited to welcome our first-ever online guest, the iconic Renee the Celebrant from Melbourne! She can be your Celebrant, MC, and DJ—all while dressing like Dolly Parton. Don't be a stranger! If you laughed, cringed, or learned something new, leave us a review! Think of it as your good deed for the day—like holding the door open for someone, but without the awkward eye contact. Drop those stars and comments wherever you get your podcasts, and help us keep the ma...

Aug 05, 202431 minSeason 1Ep. 36

LFG - Ep 35

LFG. We’re bringing the energy and excitement up a notch! We just wrapped up our 2 Montys charity wedding, and it was a huge success. Tune in as we talk about the big day and dive into a wild ride filled with laughs, unpredictable stories, and all the Monty madness you love. Let's go!

Jul 29, 202429 minSeason 1Ep. 35

Apple, Banana, Carrot - Ep 34

Welcome back to the pod 🫛 In Episode 34, chaos ensues as Jake quietly knits a beanie in the background, Haron hilariously fumbles through the phonetic alphabet, and rogue Google reviews take centre stage. Tune in for the laughs and unexpected antics on The 2 Montys Podcast 🤠

Jul 22, 202425 minSeason 1Ep. 34

Three Fast Pumps, Long Pause - Ep 32

Howdy y'all 🤠. In Episode 32, we're back to regular programming after the gala specials! Get ready for some good ol' Monty on Monty action. Plus, Haron got interviewed for the news at the farm—fancy that! Tune in for the laughs, banter, and all the usual antics on The 2 Montys Podcast!

Jul 08, 202427 minSeason 1Ep. 32

The Final Gala Special

The Wedding Gala is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with an unhinged, nonsensical and totally unnecessary four-part podcast series! Strap in, and don't tell us we didn't warn you.

Jul 01, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 31

The Gala Special - Part 3

The Wedding Gala is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with an unhinged, nonsensical and totally unnecessary four-part podcast series! Strap in, and don't tell us we didn't warn you.

Jun 24, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 30

The Gala Special - Part 2

The Wedding Gala is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with an unhinged, nonsensical and totally unnecessary four-part podcast series! Strap in, and don't tell us we didn't warn you.

Jun 17, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 29

The Gala Special - Part 1

The Wedding Gala is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with an unhinged, nonsensical and totally unnecessary four-part podcast series! Strap in, and don't tell us we didn't warn you.

Jun 10, 202432 minSeason 1Ep. 28

Pegged Like a Clothesline - Ep 27

In Episode 27, Monty King gets interrupted by a random call from a mate needing some heavy lifting, while Haron spins a long tale about driving to Victoria for a country wedding, complete with tyre-changing woes and a rescuer motivated by a blocked driveway. We also uncover that Haron has a will stating Monty will do his funeral! Plus, don’t miss the return of Uncle Monty's Advice line. Join the madness on The 2 Montys Podcast!

Jun 03, 202429 minSeason 1Ep. 27

Swiss-Listeners = Swissteners? - Ep 26

In Episode 26, things get cheeky as Haron shares stories about his grandfather's navy days, leading to some risqué jokes about ranks like rear admiral and able seaman. Meanwhile, Monty King goes off about giant water bottles and hilariously botches the pronunciation of the place where Tina Turner passed away, probably losing us all our Swiss listeners. Tune in for the chaos and comedy on The 2 Montys Podcast!

May 27, 202428 minSeason 1Ep. 26

Vote #1 Monty - Ep 25

Episode 25 is here and it's a wild one! We're diving into KFC, booing and cheering at weddings, and spilling the beans that we're shadow-banned from industry awards (vote all you like, it won't help!). Join us for laughs, rants, and all the usual madness on The 2 Montys Podcast!

May 20, 202427 minSeason 1Ep. 25

Two Up - Ep 24

Howdy, howdy let's get mildly rowdy! The King shares his wild Anzac Day adventure playing two-up at the local pub, where a past groom didn't recognise him thanks to the changing colour of his beard. Plus, Haron airs some of his classic complaints—because what's a podcast without a good gripe session? Grab a drink and join the fun!

May 13, 202427 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Viscosity - Ep 23

Let's start with a bit of a disclaimer, things got a bit out of hand here. You know Haron is having a good time when under 90 seconds into the pod he's debating the viscosity of a certain bodily fluid. Your guess is as good as mine on how we got here but let's just say this was the 4th episode recorded whilst drinking some sweet, sweet 7% nectar. Party on dudes 🤘

May 06, 202424 minSeason 1Ep. 23

Australian Hot Cross Bun - Ep 22

Merry Christmas from Waratah Kmart! Things take an unexpected turn when Haron decides it's a good idea to answer a phone call live. Plus, tune in as we dive into a passionate rant about the experience of giving blood and whether or not Australian Hot Cross Bun is a better name for the Red Cross? You decide.

Apr 29, 202425 minSeason 1Ep. 22

Yes I Do The Cooking, Yes I Do The Cleaning - Ep 21

Episode 21 is here 🤯 As we channel our inner Nicki Minaj, prepare for laughter, banter, and maybe a few alienated listeners along the way—hey, are you still listening? Tune in for another episode of The 2 Montys Podcast where chaos reigns supreme and the laughs (and beers) never stop.

Apr 22, 202426 minSeason 1Ep. 21

Sticky Situations - Ep 20

Welcoooome back 👋🏻🤠 In Episode 20 of The 2 Montys Podcast, Haron finds himself in a sticky situation as a fruit fugitive, while the King vents his frustrations about the absurdity of Easter Tuesday being a public holiday. As the banter heats up, the Montys manage to offend all two of their listeners from Western Australia—oops! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, rants, and unexpected twists as we navigate through another episode filled with that signature charm of The 2 Montys Podcast!...

Apr 15, 202427 minSeason 1Ep. 20
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