Advice from a rock star that will change your life ■ How to find clarity ■ How school stifles success ■ When cheating is smart and noble ■ Larry's Master Class in cheating ■ This milestone show - Episode 400 - will fast track your dreams!
Larry meets the Wolf of Wall St. ■ When being alone is beneficial ■ The wisdom of an Alice Cooper lyric ■ What the wind phone can do for you ■ Why the copycat USA wind phone beats the original in Japan
Lurid tale of the Hatchet Hitcher - what NETFLIX missed ■ America's love/hate with heroes ■ Why media cut terms "workplace violence" and "disgruntled employee" ■ "Assault pistols" - new gun-grabbers term ■ The fake mass-shooter archetype ■ Guiding principle Larry learned from Conan the Barbarian's dad
How to ID Commies better than AI does ■ Larry's epiphany re: female deceptions ■ The two biggest American Commies (guess!) ■ Why ugly Commies hate attractive people ■ 5-point Commie-spotting checklist you need to know
L.A. drowns in Biblical floods - will Larry escape? ■ L.A. museum exhibits coprophagia ■ Death Valley boulders that move ■ Jim Morrison - the un-rock star ■ A Charles Manson prophecy comes true ■ Secrets of Little Tokyo ■ Larry predicts a sci-fi demise for L.A.
"Justice” - the all-purpose Commie suffix that gives morons stiffies ■ LA City pols ban gas stoves/heat/dryers ■ The bigots and racists who run a Commie College ■ Now they’ve canceled MLK
POINTY CHICKS - EXPLAINED! ▲ Who is the POPE of New Year's Eve ? ▲ N.Y. vs Las Vegas New Year's (hint: they BOTH suck) ▲ Meet TONY SPUMONTE ▲ Boring people NYC thinks are exciting ▲ Why Barbados' "Old Year's Night" kicks our New Year's ass
The sexy Santa's helper Larry never forgot ▲ Meet the LUDDITES - high school kids dumping smart phones and social media! ▲ The secret U.S. health crisis - de-mystified ▲ Christmas tree seller/felons ▲ The greatest Christmas story ever told
How That LARRY SHOW was born ▲ Larry rescues a friend and is attacked by a stripper ▲ Larry enters an alternate world on a Christmas long ago ▲ The bucket o' blood bar from another dimension ▲ Larry's NEW SONG that will wreck JOEY's Christmas!
How the acronym H-E-M-I will make you UN-SCAMMABLE! ▲ Recognizing con man tricks ▲ How Madoff set up his victims ▲ What Masons, Mensa and the Mafia have in common ▲ Why politicians were the real villains of the 2008 financial crisis ▲ What the media isn't telling you about FTX
When, where and how to spot a UFO ▲ What really indicates intelligence? ▲ Larry's trifecta of astronomical phenomena ▲ Sedona, Az, kook enclave or locus of enlightenment? ▲ What aliens think of earthlings ▲ Hear a live demo of a medicine wheel ▲ How a UFO sighting changes you forever
Larry’s Thanksgiving with the Rolling Stones ■ Why the Pilgrims were ultra-cool bad asses ■ How Commie crud tries to destroy Thanksgiving ■ The once-great parade that’s been woke-i-fied ■ Larry’s time-traveling/inter-dimensional Thanksgiving ■ Before you eat a morsel of turkey – listen to this!
6 words that are the key to happiness ■ Why "go along to get along" is USA's new motto ■ Mike Tyson KOs a snotty TV host ■ The secret to winning confrontations ■ Why Tyson went to jail and Kobe Bryant didn't ■ How institutions manipulate us ■ Larry disses a charity
TED Talk tool talks out his tuchus ■ Futurecast from dim bulb soyboy ■ Nutjob nurse amputates man's foot - to bronze it ■ Mouth-breathers believe sci-fi is real ■ Do you speak Biden-ese? ■ Immortalize your mind in a flash drive ■ Self-building houses + more hallucinations from nano-brained nitwits
The magic word that will make any male buy any crap at any price ■ Was Chucky the killer doll based on Larry? ■ The jillionaire business woman who sold "dreams in a jar" ■ Are you a "vintage dude" or "aged to perfection?" ■ The great reset Klaus Schwab doesn't want ■ Party City sez age 40 is "Golden Years" zone ■ A corporate birthday party turns deadly
The nightmare that will terrify you ■ Telepathic Trick or Treaters ■ What happened to bums and hobos? ■ Larry visits skid row ■ Larry’s re-purposed, recyclable costume ■ How kids are being cheated out of Halloween ■ Creepy parents who have destroyed Halloween ■ How to get more candy
Larry stages a black mass at Catholic school ■ How to make authorities self-destruct ■ The secret to successful capers ■ Why autumn is Larry’s fave’ season ■ The Jersey snob who lost everything ■ The joy of victim-less crime ■ How to pack your life with adventure
The secret that torments Joey – and may get us all killed ■ The real reason Joey hates Putin ■ What Putin thinks of Joey ■ How the media soft peddles Joey’s lies and insanity ■ Why Joey lives in fear ■ if you want to know what’s really going on in Joey’s skull – this is your episode!
What are KIDULTS and how are they destroying the world? ▲ Is Richard Branson a rich dope?▲ How Jack In The Box kicks McDonald’s Ass ▲ The McDonald’s jingle that insulted customers ▲ Why millions of Twitidiots follow PEPSI ▲ Why are there hundreds of headless goats in a Georgia river?
What "must-have miracle product" is found only in Chinatown? ■ Why ants are the same as Commies ■ Which cough remedy is on a whore-house menu ? ■ What does Larry tell ants before he kills them? ■ Why the EPA must not be trusted ■ Why Chinese tongs will outlast the US Govt.
Why we are all Biden's whores ■ The unspoken phrase that precedes every Biden lie ■ The convict-pimp who was a better man than Biden ■ Who will Joey blame next? ■ Why student-loan deadbeats deserve the finger
How the greatest headline of all time was almost lost ■ A tale of two beheadings ■ Why Oprah's a truth kille r ■ There's no YOUR truth, only THE truth ■ Why Commiefornia may be worse than NY ■ How to engineer your own murder via SnapChat
Larry watches a man die as the band plays on ■ Was he killed by Yacht Rock? ■ How Corporatization is killing live music ■ Mercedes Benz "luxury" is a side-order of mac 'n' cheese ■ Another "no-cash" venue you should boycott ■ Is Los Angeles a godless wasteland?
Actual recording of an ICU ventilator "covid" fatality! ■ The "Man on the Street" is "The Idiot On the Street" ■ Words & phrases Commies use to control their minions ■ A chronology of gubmnt Covid scams ■ Pfizer's new 'vax for teens' TV ad - with side-effects! ■ Why most experts are credentialed morons
Dan Bongino's brave vax confession ■ Why America's division cannot be healed ■ The difference between ASTCOs & LUTFAs ■ Why ASTCOs (Commies) are frightened and furious ■ America's filthiest rest stop is named after BIDEN ■ Why DELAWARE should be re-named UNAWARE ■ Why LUTFAs are happy and cool
PF Flyers or Keds? ■ "Shock-proof Arch" or "Action Wedge?" ■ Why stupid people (of all ages) like clowns ■ How New Balance resurrected PF Flyers and destroyed them with one lousy ad ■ Why Labor Day is a Commie holiday and should be re-named ■ The punishment for adults who rob children of childhood
Why USA is a monarchy & the "royals" that control it ■ Why didn't the FBI investigate FDR when he imprisoned 100k + Japanese-Americans? ■ Which loathed dictator does JOeey resemble? ■ Which genocidal Russian dictator was called "Uncle Joe?" ■ Why some people love a gubmnt boot on their neck
Covid strikes Larry's wife on the road trip ■ Larry meets actual ghosts and zombies at a health food store ■ The aura-cleansing healing crystal you shove up your butt ■ Hippie cure-all hustlers vs Big Pharma - is there a difference? ■ Are the "Pfizer Proud" tattoo idiots still proud? ■ Magic rocks for those with rocks in their heads ■ El Chapo's favorite inspirational meme
Road wreck has Larry thinking murder ■ Which vehicle is 2x more likely driven by a drunk? ■ The real reason people love Route 66 ■ A bigger danger mothers of MADD dare not address ■ 2 words that summarize American culture ■ Feeling alone in a crowd ■ Join Larry on a transcontinental road trip...
What's the Curse of Lake Ronkonkoma ? ■ W TF is a Puritron? ■ Why National Lampoons "Vacation" could never be made today ■ What happened to selfie sticks? ■ How the Grand Canyon facilitates Darwinism ■ A tour de force of the Jersey Shore... when it was still fabulous ■ It's vacation season - don't take one until you hear this episode!
