UBU - the globalist religion and why you must know about it ■ How Larry made himself an outcast at his workplace ■ How outrage replaced empathy - and why that's killing mankind ■ Why Chicoms love Biden ■ Why gubmnt prefers criminals and junkies to productive citizens ■ Why Biden is a punk's punk
The killer snail that has Tampa in quarantine ■ What is rat lung-worm and why should you avoid it? ■ Why is Cory's Snail Death now called Cory's Snail Killer ? ■ The breakfast cereal that may give you diabetes ■ Larry's immortal fish ■ Ingredients you eat that are used in jet fuel
How Bob Dylan made himself a legend ■ 5 steps that will make YOU a legend (no matter your profession) ■ Why the audience at a Dylan concert was the best part of the show ■ Fame-obsessed nut-jobs Larry has known ■ 5 legendary rock bands that tower above all others ■ Larry's evening with Sinatra and the mob ■ BONUS: Larry records custom outro music you will love
Why they killed 007 ■ Where will the world now source cool? ■ The creeps who killed him ■ The US president who was almost 007 ■ The hottest Bond girl of all time ■ How US Gubmnt glamorizes war and makes idiots love it ■ Another Hollywood soyboy kisses Zalenskyy's squishy ass ■ JFK vs. creepy imbecile Biden
Larry's favorite movie - and the wisdom it contains ■ Words and phrases that make us losers ■ The Marine DI who saved Larry's future ■ How children re-wire your brain ■ What military life is really like ■ The 3 levels of learning ■ How Hollywood's war on fathers destroyed America
Larry buys an antique/gets a big surprise ■ Psychometry - real or bunk? ■ Flea market crap that can make you rich ■ A new Commie slogan to hate ■ Why Bezos isn't as smart as he thinks he is ■ The gargantuan online Chinese company you need to avoid
The sickest joke ever told ■ How Johnny Cash pissed away 30,000 gallons a day ■ Vandalism, the new comedic art form ■ What you never knew about "the man in black." ■ A greeniac feeds cake to Mona Lisa ■ Why Larry thinks the painting sux ■ How to make comedy funny again
Why is the term "mass shooting" a leftist construct? ♦ Why "psycho-shooting" is more accurate ♦ Facts Biden chose to omit in his TV address on the Texas school massacre ♦ Which three groups are mostly responsible for increased psycho shootings? ♦ What industry OWNS Biden?
Why Sean Penn & Bono suck ▲ Why attention whores are flocking to Ukraine ▲Why Mitch McConnell is a phony punk ▲ Which is worse? Pelosi or Jill Biden? ▲ How USA became the global cop ▲ If you're sick of fake celebs and pols, this is your episode!
Joey's latest lies - BUSTED ▲ Is America's pendulum swinging back to sanity? ▲ Recent events you NEVER thought would occur ▲ How social media is making everyone sick ▲ Joey's favorite TV shows - revealed!
Why are creepy dolls washing up on a Texas beach? Larry solves the mystery! ▲ The mannequin Larry made famous ▲ How a stuffed squirrel can help you meet women ▲ Why is L.A.'s bizarre quotient declining? ▲ A bizarre NYC custom you never heard of ▲ If life is a bit mundane - this is the fix!
How winners ride out stormy times ▲ The secret "paradise" Larry left when he moved to L.A. ▲ Why are the Dodgers the best team? (hint: it has nothing to do with baseball) ▲ Larry's experience that mimicked "The Shining" ▲ Why Malibu sucks
How did the American Idiocracy happen?▲ The unmentionable reason USA is doomed ▲ 2 bumper stickers that reveal all wisdom ▲ Let's speak ABUSE to power ▲ The worst 16 years in US History ▲ Parents: the new marginalized demographic ▲ Had a belly-full of JOeey & Co.? This is your episode!
Meet Bronx Tina - the antithesis of AOC ▲ Is PETA a crock? ▲ Meet Mona - the 7-pound canine angel saved by lucky timing ▲ How Easter is your ultimate survival tool ▲ Sinners' Sunday re-visited ▲ How Moose came to be guard dog of the TNS Dojo ▲ How to speak Bronx
2 amazing ballsy women who are actually FEMALE! ▲ How gubmnt invents heroes ▲ The Covid hero turnstile ▲ The difference between courage, ballsiness and heroics ▲ How fake heroes undermine authentic ones ▲ The greatest war hero you never heard of ▲ Lock and load, and prepare to engage the enemy!
What Chris Rock SHOULD have said/done to Will Smith ▲ When America began to decay ▲ How Happy Days would look in 2022 ▲ Why Putin is better/smarter than JOeeey ▲ Why De Niro is a punk ▲ Why actors deserve NO respect ▲ More BRILLIANT ADVICE from Charles Manson ▲ This episode is audio ambrosia - LISTEN and LOVE!
Larry flies like SUPERMAN! ▲ Larry rides like Evel Knievel ▲ The 2 key elements of authentic adventure ▲ Why store-bought adventures suck ▲ How to find your true calling ▲ Tuning out killjoys and naysayers ▲ Finding adventure in YOUR life ▲ Larry's NEXT big adventure!
Attempted murder in one of Larry's hangouts ▲ The secret of self-defense ▲ Why maniacs and psychos roam America ▲ Astral projection ride-along with Larry ▲ The Los Angeles Mask-Zombies ▲ How 2 years were stolen from Larry's kids ▲ Corporate judo at the Take No Sh*t Dojo
How we came to accept life in 'Crisis-Mode' ▲ How we facilitate government control of our lives ▲ The new name for 'mainstream media' (and why they'll HATE it) ▲ Easy ways you can destroy big banks and social media ▲ Why voting may be meaningless ▲ Why "Public" is a dirty word ▲ Hate Commies? Love America? HEAR THIS EPISODE!
Copyright, L. Bleidner
Copyright, L. Bleidner
ACTUAL RECORDING! - S.O.S. call from Trudeau to his mommy! ▲ The secret reason the world is upside-down ▲ How to end abuse from gubmnt and corporations ▲ How to get a CEO fired ▲ Hear Larry beat T-Mobile... step-by-step ▲ The coming judgment day that has tyrants terrified
Larry kicks James Carville's punk/ASTCO ass ▲ How politician/parasites are destroying the world ▲ The looming hyper-inflation crisis ▲ What a TRILLION dollars means now ▲ How JOeeey may destroy America ▲ Why moron pols - from LBJ to Nixon, Bush and JOeey - start wars ▲ New song parody: "Teach Your Sheeple" ▲ Why Canadian Truckers LOVE Larry
Neil Young: ASTCO/air-guitar virtuoso/chooch ▲ Larry re-boots Neil's big hit as " Heart of Compliance" ▲ Why furries are cooler than lapel-pin pols ▲ How to put a stop to political lapel pins ▲ How did Larry predict Charlie Brown's suicide - 5 years in advance!?!? ▲ What Joe Rogan should have told Neil Young ▲ How to end censorship ▲ You want answers? Larry's got 'em!
Larry sees a beer can almost kill a woman ▲ The hardhat who became a shish kebab ▲ The hot-air balloon ride of doom ▲ Do losers make bad luck or does bad luck make losers? ▲ How author Jack London made his own shitty luck ▲ How one woman won FOUR multi-million dollar lottery jackpots - AND YOU CAN TOO! ▲ Wanna change your luck? THIS is your episode!
A friend from Larry's past reveals the KEY TO LIFE ▲ How DOOM PREVENTION became America's largest industry ▲ How politicians leverage doom to control you ▲ Did the Beatles really write their own songs? ▲ The black box in Tasmania built to record the end of the world
Meet JAB-MAN , the 84 year-old with ELEVEN jabs! ▲ Why the Covid orthodoxy is doomed ▲ How Cuomo evaded prosecution for 15,000 nursing home deaths ▲ What politician/parasites are doing NOW to cover their guilty asses ▲ How many COVID deaths were caused by BIDEN's lies? ▲TRANSLATED: BIDEN's 1/6 speech of deceit and division
LARRY PREDICTS: 2022's HOTTEST Covid fashion accessory! ▲ HEAR JOeeey flip-flop and BLAME! ▲ SEE: JOeeey walk like a MUMMY!▲ LAUGH: at America's previous mass psychosis ▲ DISCOVER: Larry's SAFETY MANDATE!
How to avoid New Year's disappointment ▲ Why NYC is the LAST place to be on New Year's eve - or ever ▲ DISCOVERED - a white elephant in the Mojave desert! ▲ Why New Year's is the holiday that should be eliminated ▲ You KNOW you hate New Year's - dig this episode and know you are NOT alone!
JOeeeey! Revealed as not only a demented, deceitful career politician, but a certifiable psycho ▲ Hear JOeeeey shoot himself in the foot - repeatedly ▲ DISCOVER how JOeeey and his minions are leveraging OMICRON into their political platform ▲ ACQUIRE - the greatest piece of TLS show merch yet - the LUTFA flexible magnetic sticker! ▲ HEAR the greatest Christmas story ever told
