How to find "the one" for you • How to disentangle from a bad romance • 7 words that can keep you from wrecking your life • How self - reliance lets you choose a life mate on your terms • The difference between friends and acquaintances • Why mood-levelers are poison • How to enjoy your own company • How to enjoy dining alone • @ Commie words never to use at the TNS Dojo • After this episode you may never feel lonely again!...
Interview with Kim Jung Un's personal hooker • The EXACT date of WW III revealed • Why Kim Jong Un is the HERO WE NEED • What's in Kim Jong Un's cargo container-sized toy chest? • The "special place" where Kim likes to be touched • Why Dennis Rodman is our only hope • Who was Larry's personal boogeyman? • Why you should embrace the apocalypse • How Kim compares to other boogeymen • Is Kim a cross dresser and what does he wear? • Why Justin Bieber is safe from Kim's nukes • Why WW III should be c...
East Germany, c. 1970 = the new normal • On Planet Snitch accused = guilty • Hear an audio file from inside Lena Dunham's skull •What is Zersetzung , and why are we living it? • What single word unmasks PC pukes? • Who invented doxing? • What is the code of Omerta? • What does a massive urinal have to do with fixing a tattle-tale? • Why TOS is sh*t • What to say when cretins quote "policy" • All this and more!...
GOD RE-BRANDED... as Tony Spumonte! • Take a ride... in Tony Spumonte's inter-dimensional Cadillac • Give Us This Day Our Daily Gnocchi • Why God has become hip as a flip phone • How to win a Lottery • What is the Splat Calculator? • Tweeting your prayers • If Tony Spumonte saves the world will he still be a criminal? • Who created the Cosmic Cherry Bomb? • Why Karma is Krap • The good, sustainable meteor that Bill Nye & Al Gore want you to love and die for • Why people who play God should h...
Who is Brenda the Bride and what does she want from Larry? What wisdom does he give her and all single chix? What's the Krell Brain Boost and why does Elon Musk need it? Why is Elon Musk a pinhead ? Is Larry's local supermarket a portal to another dimension? Who's Ravishing Rashmi and how pointy is she? How did Larry miss being killed by a NYC bus, witness a double homicide that looked like an effect from Dune, then eat French food with a pointy chick? Why are Los Angeles pedestrians the stupide...
Why dogs are better than people • How a dog ruined Larry's Christmas, and his father's car , yet delivered this show to you • Why Larry loved Freddy, the world's most psychotic, homicidal canine (and you will too) • What did Larry find in a junkyard that became an article of clothing he wore for years? • Is Trixie a dog name, a hooker name, or both? Meet Mama Jenkins, a .12 gauge totin' maniac who almost took out Larry's extended family • What is Madera Star-Flecked Twilight and how can it bring...
Larry's prank call that had NYC cops chasing their tails • The mass-suicide that was hilarious! • Why YOU are in a CULT and don't even know it • Which cult did Larry escape from? • How a creepy, talentless dwarf got a harem (and you can, too!) • The cult that hitched a ride on a comet • What to wear to heaven • Why St. Peter cares about your shoes • The pointy chix who fought for Larry's soul • America's new, fun religion • All this and more!...
Like free speech? Like seeing a billion dollar Goliath get its ass kicked by a David with a microphone? Then this your episode. 5 fast minutes of brutal, head-snapping, lie-pummeling truth. CNN hits the Dojo floor like the rotting cadaver it is. T.N.S, baby!
The martial art chicks use to kick your ass • How social media can trigger a diabetic coma • The phrase that separates liars from truth tellers • How Larry's pal was lobotomized by a pointy chick • What is the " truth app? " • Life hacks from the dojo • What do serial killers and super-heroes have in common? • What's in the tortilla chip bag that made Larry's kid puke ? • All this and more!...
What is a Death Bomb? • How powerful is one? • What scared Tony Spumonte? • Who is Bleeding Jesus Freddy? •How did he get that name? • Why all inflatable gorillas should be stabbed • Which sucks more: Sale-a-thons or Sale-a-brations? • The evil fireworks ring you should love and support • What's inside Larry's bag of tortilla chips , and why did it make his kid puke? • Which is the greatest patriotic song and who recorded it? • Will America exist in 1,000 years? • If not, who will have destroyed...
What song makes Larry go postal? • What is a mamaluke ? • TONY SPUMONTE's mob criteria for friendship • What your school never taught you • Best ways to choose your friends • The doctor you must avoid • Meet one of Larry's early TNS Senseis • Who are the dumbest guys we know? • Parental showdowns you need to see • What do Bill Gates, Richard Branson and Steve Jobs have in common? • All this and more......
The most brilliant comment Larry ever heard • When is the right time to have a kid? • Larry's movement, DAD'S LIVES MATTER • Why is Dad always a punch line? • Meet the dead beat moms •Two words that ID fathers you want to avoid (or deck) • What is a lactating daddy? • Are you one? (If so, KYS) • Time travel with Larry (not for WIMPS!) • IN SEARCH OF...the sitcom that depicts mom as a villain • SPOILER: This episode will change you forever. Beware....
Some chick tries to sterilize Larry on an airplane • Larry's Mexican Stand-Offs -- in Mexico • Why "I'll make the best of it" is loser talk • How we zoom ourselves • The greatest bluff of all time • Why were there flies on Larry's fly? • What the hell is Dolph Lungren doing in a Mayan Temple? • Head fakes and Jedi mind tricks • Larry's vaccine for Montezuma's Revenge (it's 80 proof) • The difference between a lie and a bluff • All this and more!...
Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America? • Larry almost becomes a victim • When Larry was a wimp • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game • Secrets to y our best summer ever • Who you should mock mercilessly , and how • How to teach a four-year-old to body surf • Meet Larry's T.N.S Dad • Best episode yet! • And more, more, more!...
Who is Mickey Gubitosi? • Who inspired Larry to Take No Sh*t? • Why is Robert Blake banging a gorilla? • Why did Robert Blake mention Larry Bleidner on Larry King ? • Why Robert Blake worries about his testicles • Is Robert Blake taller than you? • How Larry found O.J. Simpson in the Twilight Zone • What word is written on Larry's imaginary blimp? • Why were Starsky & Hutch 2nd rate wimps ? • How to escape misery • Who was the coolest TV pimp ? All this and more!...
What are the 3 keys ? • Tony Spumonte and the glass meatball • How Larry beat the neighbors from hell • Who is the Fabulous Don Kane ? • What is he laughing about? • What is the "jelly bean corollary" and how can it save YOUR life? • Why everything you own is a souvenir • How to pick the perfect mate • All this and MORE!...
How to win a free TNS Dojo t-shirt • Confidence - how to get it, how to keep it • Why everything they tell you about booze and drugs is a lie • How to pick cool friends and unload the losers in your life • The magic word that guarantees success • What to do if you hate your friend's fiancé • What is cripple culture? • Innocuous words they use to control you • Why solitude is good for you • Starter kit for broken hearts • All this and more!...
Spot and destroy the vampires bleeding YOU • Larry watches a friend lose his car, guns and mind to a psychic vampire • Listen as a psychic vampire claims a victim • How a baby saved Larry from a psychic vampire • Can you kill a vampire with a shotgun? • What's an equipment whore? • Larry meets a guy with more hobbies than brains • How a trophy wrecked a man • Why alma mater pride says, "I'm a failure."...
What happens when Tony Spumonte asks Larry to help bury a stiff? • What was Larry's mobster nick name? • The secret of the double-decker coffin • Why was the stripper named Nancy Knee Socks? • How did Cho-Choo Tomasso get his nick name? • Larry's predictions for the human race • The most vicious obituary every written • Meet the dead guy who would be KING of Dick Masterson's Rage Board • The 3 emojis that will replace all words • Why did Larry laugh at his grandmother's funeral?
Caught in a crossfire - Larry visits a time warp bar and gets trapped in a battle between a sniper and a psychotic • How Larry got a new job and escaped being burned alive in a union dispute • What is an authority worshipper? • Where do they come from? • Weasel words corporations and the government use to dupe us and criminalize us • "The customer is always wrong" - Oh yeah!?!? • How to fight bureaucracies and win • The T.N.S. Dojo store is OPEN! Click here for the T-shirt you've been waiting fo...
A FIRST for That LARRY SHOW - an EMERGENCY episode that's pistol hot. Join Larry and the T.N.S. senseis as they brutalize United's punk CEO. Flying SUCKS. Why? Because the U.S. Government is in collusion with the airlines. They have the right to throw you off a plane AND beat you to a pulp. How to make sure this never happens to YOU. This show will make you a RAGE.
Dangerous pointy chix -- how Larry saved his life and Tony Spumonte's marriage • How Larry became Tony's unofficial consigliere • Why night owls beat early birds • Larry goes to Washington and meets his first pointy chick - but does he get the point? • 15 words that took down the Big Apple • Larry's near-death experience at a lover's lane • Marriage - Italian style • Why Saturday Night live is fake AF • The real slaves of New York • All this and more!
Anti-bullying is now an industry, and it's a FRAUD • Who are the REAL bullies? They're not who you think • Exposing the real agenda of the anti-bully crowd • 5 words that should trigger YOU • Go bully-busting with Mike Tyson • Where do puke-bag politicians come from? • The President of the European Union gets spanked by Tony Spumonte • Larry disses Kim Jong Un • Prolapsed sphincter - 2 words that will trigger THEM • How The Force helped Larry destroy another boss • The career-killing phrase you ...
GUNFIR E at a wedding • Be first on your block to SELF-AMPUTATE! • Amputee dialog recorded LIVE at an ICU • How to change the oil... in your muscles • Instant body-building • How to sever a relationship... or a leg • Trade your slippers for soup mugs • Why are all shrinks insane? • The best era for time travel • How Captain Kirk became gay • Another big, fat government lie • All this and more, more more!...
What Larry does to a motel swimming pool that has cops chasing him • Larry's midnight encounter with a creepy preacher • Larry visits with an animal abusing, fugitive cretin • Larry's run in with a gink... what's a gink? • The car that makes its owners a punch line • Why Elon Musk doesn't know jack • Who was the coolest tycoon? • Who are the pointiest chix of all time? • Why the Hyperloop is a snore • World premiere - Larry's very own road trippin' music • Larry creates a car for Dick Masterson ...
How to annihilate "customer service" • The cringiest moment in elevator history • Time is shorter than you think - Larry helps you create more • Helicopter parents will be murdered - guess who'll kill them? • Larry holds a judge in contempt • Larry throws down with gang of monkeys • Sushi-eating, radioactive pigs • The class action suit you need to join • Mechanical failure... why there's no such thing • The T.N.S. dojo's new sensei/attorneys • Who's been stealing from you?...
Larry's clash with a murderer • Secrets from a Gypsy fortune teller • Why the D in DNA stands for DANGER • Are you related to Genghis Khan? • Larry's double DNA surprise • What are dead men's legs? • Jesus speaks • What your parade preference says about you • The psycho in your family tree • What's an A rmageddon Girl? • How to spot a professional Irishman • T he man who wants to build Trump's Wall - cheap! • How you can become an Indian casino millionaire, and more, more, more!...
How Larry learned he wasn't bullet proof • Four words that separate winners from losers • How Larry scared the sh*t out of Tony Spumonte • How Doctor Dirty Fingers almost killed Larry • Two words that can save your life • Killer advice to brides and grooms • Can you pass the TRANSGENDER TEST? • Do you have what it takes to make the sick f**k squad? • The man who became a human kebab • How Larry drove a snowflake's mother crazy-er • Dentist music to die by, and more, more more!...
Why do movies suck? • Why are actors assholes? Who are the cool ones? • Tony Spumonte on the Oscars LARRY REVEALS: The greatest actor you never heard of Why rock star beats movie star. • The 80 year-old who gets more pointy chix than anybody • The Oscars vs. the Proscars - what's that about? • How YOU can become a Hollywood mogul • Larry calls De Niro a f**king amateur • The investment you should never make • MORE CLUES to the CAN'T MISS venue for meeting chix. (Hint: it's NOT Dick Masterson's s...
WORLD PREMIERE: Larry's hit song - It's a Pointy, Hot Chick World. • Disneyland: why Larry's last visit was his LAST VISIT . • Why do they call it Mouseschwitz? • What's wrong with Ariel's anatomy ? • What happens inside Larry's HCACC? (That's Hot Chick Aversion Conditioning Chamber ) • The sick hags who want Jasmine (and all pointy chicks) dead. • Great (free) alternatives to the Magic Kingdom. • Larry's pointy-chick throw down in a restaurant . • Verbal judo that helps you win any argument. • ...
