How to destroy the internet • The cop who wants Larry dead • How to kick ass on web tyrants • “ Actorvists,” and why they suck • L.A. Predators – they’re not a team and they must be stopped • Larry unloads on liars, phonies, punks… and more!
Did Jesus curse? (Yes he DID) ● What words did he use ? ● Would he be sent to anger management class today? ● Charged with HATE speech? ● Meet PREACHER, the foul-mouthed kid from Larry's past who inspired this show ● What is the CURSE TEST and how does it enable you to spot a phony? ● All this and more!!
Why the Parkland School massacre was NOT a tragedy • Why the FBI should be disbanded • Sneaky lies they tell • Why free speech is on respiration • How the Parkland massacre could have been prevented • Larry’s bullshit detection device • Hop a freight train and time travel with Larry & Jack Kerouac to a better time • Angry? Good. Listen and seethe .
How 16 qts. of beef stew on a Facebook post leads you to spiritual enlightenment • What “compliment” might make a woman boil a rabbit on your stove? • Why Southern Lent is Mardi Gras and New England Lent is misery • Which “film-maker” is an asshole? • Meet the movie star priest who solved a religious riddle (and pissed off almost everyone) • What you can do to make God smile and not destroy Earth. All this and more!...
The d ominatrix ex- cop we love • What is command presence? (and why should all cops have it?) • What is the S.O.M. squad and why are most punks members? • Why is ball breaking America’s biggest business? • The #metoo celeb accused of molesting men • Wanna getcha kink and rage on? This is your episode!...
Unhappy with your current God-provider? • Had a belly-full of bible-thumping phonies ? • Then hang with the badasses at Sinners' Sundays, where there's beer, B-B-Q, babe-age and spiritual adventure • Finally - a Sunday experience you can believe in.
Where to meet your soul mate • Why Valentine's Day is THE most dangerous day • Steve Wynn's $7.5 mil payoff and the power drunk punk bureaucrat • The new abnormal norms • Why Caitlyn Jenner knows more than you do • Why men must get pointy to get laid • How men are outgunned in the battle of the sexes • Everything you need to know about love... and more!!!!
5 Secrets that make you un-con-able • Beware the "P" word (it's not what you think) • Phrases con artists use on you • The book that changed Larry's life • The #1 cause of homicidal rage • Recognizing deceptive signals • Who should we trust? • The BIG ANNOUNCEMENT - A SPIN OFF SHOW! All this and more!!!
A Hollywood star haunts Larry • Is Larry psychic? • Who are the junk people? • Which EU dictator tops the junk lis t? • Why did Facebook censor Larry? • Why getting Zucc'd is not funny • How did Larry cheat fate? • Can you make your own luck? • Why nothing is accidental (or is it?) • Crackdown on crackdowns • Who does Larry sentence to the Quasimodo treatment? • What is the Quasimodo treatment? • Where are pointiest women in the Caribbean ? All this and more!!!!...
What 2 words most trigger Larry? • How to ID bogus political movements • The magic question that stops safe speech assholes cold • Where in the U.S. is free speech already restricted? • What were George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV? • Why the Puritans were actually sexy beasts • The Facebook execu-chick you'll love to hate • Who started the new age of censorship? • All this and more, when Larry goes FULL AUTO ON FRAUDS!...
LIFE SCRIPTS -- what to say when you're stopped by cops/harassed by the boss/ambushed by the significant other • When to play dumb • The magic word that confounds adversaries • The most powerful sound in all communication • The 2 -word key to invincibility • Questions that can save your job - and sanity • How to deal with a cheating girlfriend • Best all-time movie lines • All this and MORE!...
What are hostage holidays ? • What's the Holiday Wasteland and how do you survive it? • How many young women did Larry fit into the luggage racks of a "motor coach?" • What do you do when a psycho named Monty tries to set your room on fire? • Skiing @ 85 below zero - is it fun? • Who is Trumpet Steve and why is he a chick magnet? • Which form of mass transit turns adults into drunken kids? • What does hypothermia feel like? • All this and MORE in Part One of this special episode....
The classic New Year's episode re-mastered • How and why it set the compass for the show • Larry survives gunfire, Mobsters and drunken chicks • Pointy Chicks - explained • Why you should NEVER look back - even on New Year's (but you will anyway)• How to avoid New Year's blues • The New Year's song that could choke up a monster • Meet Tony Spumonte and discover why he's the loveable mobster. All this and more!!!!
Listen with the kids - this episode is G-rated • 3 classic Christmas tales for your yuletide listening pleasure • The real meaning of "recreation" • How to get your kid on no matter how old you are • Story time at the TNS Dojo on a cold, snowy night - wear your onesie • Merry Christmas!
SCANDAL CLAUS - Larry's musical uppercut to icons destroyed by sexual misconduct • Why Larry needs YOUR help - NOW! • How social media may destroy mankind • Larry attends a Christmas parade in 83 degree heat • Facing your Ghosts of Christmas Past • Why Bethlehem is L.A.'s twin city • Why all gifts are crap • The TNS Dojo 2018 Tour - why it MUST happen • All this and MORE!
A woman forces Larry to dance and tries to drown him in vomit • Larry is sexually harassed (again!) at the company holiday party • Gifts that say "I like you... sorta" • How to attend (but not attend) holiday parties • How getting religion can get you out of an awkward Christmas dinner • When the box is more important than the gift • Your PRE-HOLIDAY primer - listen or suffer - the choice is yours!
How Charlie acquired a 35 - woman harem - and you can too! • When America hoped Manson would kill Geraldo Rivera • What makes a Manson chick a Manson chick • Why Ted Kennedy & Charles Manson were similar • Why Elizabeth Warren could be a Manson chick • Why Charles Manson was the rock star of psycho killers • What is the Manson challenge and are you up for it? How Hollywood triggered Charles Manson • All this and MORE!...
Charles Manson's Thanksgiving tips • How Thanksgiving can kill you • Coming soon: the Amazon Thanksgiving Day Parade • Death Football : the only kind Larry will watch • Why is Thanksgiving dinner 30 minutes shorter this year? • Live leaked recording of a Thanksgiving stabbing • How to protect yourself from a crappy Thanksgiving • Larry's can't miss side-dishes • All this and MORE in this MUST LISTEN HOLIDAY CLASSIC!...
Why mankind is doomed • Who is to blame? • Why Hollywood is a sewer • Find out what Larry knows about 2 guys on the Hollywood shame list • Why Louis CK is an unfunny turd • What you can and cannot say during seduction • SHAME STOPPERS - Larry's new Shark Tank business you'll want to invest in • Sex robots: are they the answer? • Discover who is on Larry's hit list • All this and more!!!
Trapped in a dark, rat-infested basement... how does Larry escape? • What to do when your idiot boss is a "company man" • How to identify (and avoid) company men • Tell-tale words that company men use • What job titles actually reveal about the job • When quitting is the only option • When and how to leave on bad terms • How Larry got conned into a lousy part-time job • All this and MORE!!!
How Larry beat the house • Larry's "system" • Can you make your own luck? • Larry's numbers racket • How gamblers are created • Larry's winning streak • Why do gamblers gamble? (It's NOT to make $$) • How you can beat the house • The 2 kinds of gamblers • Where can you find more drama than all of Broadway? All this and more!
Larry & Tony Spumonte visit Houdini's grave - does Tony leave another body there? • How Larry saved Halloween - and you can too • Why Larry Trick or Treated at the butcher • Larry's 1st Halloween - what was his costume? • Screw VR - get Larry's Wish Fulfillment Glasses absolutely free! (Listen for instructions) • All this a more!!!!
Larry roasts the ragers • An inside look at the L.A. Road Rage • The test that separates the cool from the creepy • What are Dick's fans really like? • What really unites and divides us? • Dumped? Here's what to do • Sick of "big leaguers? " Here's how to flip them • All this and MORE!
Larry meets Hef • Larry goes to the Playboy Mansion • Discover why Hef was a NERD and a CUCK and driven by RAGE • Larry meets his first Playboy Playmate (at 15!) • What's really happening in Vegas post massacre ? • View the tip of the bullsh*t-berg • How to deal with shy chix - and what makes them shy? All this and more!!!
If you listen to only a single episode of this show... make it this one. Thank you and God bless us all.
Larry bartends for a murder victim • What was in Johnny Fontana's notebook that made Larry hate government? • Who pulled guns on Larry, and why? • What Larry knows about Goodfellas that Scorsese doesn't • What was behind the exit door at the mob bar ? • Why did Larry sleep through college? • Will Larry reveal the secret of the world's greatest burger ? • How did Dave the Fence cure a cough? • All this and more in a spectacular new episode!...
Triage/ first aid for a busted heart • How to armor yourself emotionally • How to get over a bad romance - fast • How to win the games females play • The season that may force Larry to leave So Cal • How Larry's autumn leaf burnings caused the establishment of the EPA • How to make yard work fun with DIY pyrotechnics • The (now) banned story that made Larry fall in love with autumn • All this and more in the AUTUMN SPECIAL Episode!!...
How to sling BS like a master • Which chicks should you dump • How to re-set with a babe when she's already written you off • Pretentious words we hate • Larry rewrites the Gettysburg Address (Lincoln fans will be rip-sh*t) • Head slap moments • What's a "thought rut" and how to dig yourself out of it." • Re-wiring your mind and your vocabulary to win at work and love • How to make winning a habit • All this and more!...
Larry takes on 2 man-hating broads at a supermarket and wins • Words you must NEVER use at the TNS Dojo. • Elvis shot his sports car : why you should, too • Larry's Clark Griswold moment • How to vanquish a female who thinks she is superior • Can you judge a head case by her clothing? • Femme fashions that signal "psycho." Which demo is most often victims of violence? (hint: it's NOT women.) All this and more!!!!...
What are the 3 worst words in the English language? • Why Larry hates Labor Day (and you should too) • What does Labor Day really mean? • Why is it a Commie holiday ? • What happens when you turn 30? • How do you keep it from happening to you? • What do women say when they turn 30? • When is it time to quit your job? • How do you know when some chick is the one • All this and more!...
