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That Checks Out

Damon Puracchio and Ted Willsonthatchecksout.transistor.fm
A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!
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Episodes

Floor Rolls and an Epic Bird Turd

The guys discuss when a 3 Casino head start is necessary for a fair race, how adopting a chimpanzee will make your kids dumber, and why Kia is the official car of the unemployed exotic dancer. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Oct 30, 20231 hrEp. 178

English AC and Dong Fang Scooters

The guys discuss how big an animal has to be to perceive Damon as adorable, why a routine tank inventory is necessary if you’re next to a scrap yard, and who is responsible for the Drunken-Trash Panda Movement currently plaguing Germany. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Oct 23, 202353 minEp. 177

Viking Kittens, Friday Plans, and A Stoop Poop

The guys discuss how loading your belongings on a cart repeatedly solidifies a new customer discount, why the absence of heat in a snake shape will endanger the entire trailer park, and when a fat guy using an 800PSI bidet in your front yard means your vinyl siding is clean. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Oct 16, 202351 minEp. 176

AWOL-aby

The guys discuss why the perfect toilet paper is monumental when cleaning up the sloppiest of kisses, how the ladies couldn’t care less about your scientific prowess, and when a privacy fence, chicken coop, and a blind eye can get you out of child support. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Oct 09, 202350 minEp. 175

“Singers and Zingers”

The guys discuss who’s the only person in the whole world that’s more self-confident than Damon, why it’s so imperative to be loud if you want to hear Piano Man, and what exactly is the stripper to machine operator in one of the luckiest of factory jobs you could ever have. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Oct 02, 202348 minEp. 174

"Break Glass"

If you're reading this then that means we are in a state of emergency or Ted's finally had enough of Damon. Either way, enjoy the nonsensical banter between two idiots that apparently cannot get their priorities straight this week! instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Sep 25, 202354 minEp. 173

Wizard Runs and The Shatgun Seat

The guys discuss when is the exact best time to "special order" your laundry, why tactical pants just never seem to live up to their name, and how no survey is ever accurate unless you talk you 100% of the dogs. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Sep 18, 202344 minEp. 172

Three Paws and Some Claws

The guys discuss when an empty driveway can give you extreme HOCO sign confidence, why a free fritter for one cannot legally influence the dinner plans of many, and how ordering your breakfast skillet with onions can eliminate any possibility of having to share with a giraffe. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Sep 11, 202350 minEp. 171

Horse Hoovers & Beer(d) Wasting

The guys discuss when your calendar can get you disqualified from the Olympics, why "dress casual" is the new norm for dumpster diving, and how the song Enter Sandman was actually inspired by dolphins. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Sep 04, 202347 minEp. 170

HoBo Jackson's Tomato Forward Tacos

The guys discuss why having lunch ready on Mars is so imperative, how Faco Fridays is going to become the new staple in the restaurant world, and when AI gets thwarted by a room full of "human lickers." instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Aug 28, 20231 hr 3 minEp. 169

Unimpressed Squirrels, Bird Bangin', and Bum Tums

The guys discuss how a three year nap can get you out of taking the trash out, when the possibility of nudity justifies a total reconfiguration of a mass transit system, and what exactly is the current street value of a swaddled cat as it pertains to vacation destinations. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Aug 21, 202359 minEp. 168

Stoned Cats, Derp Dogs, and one Uncle Daddy

The guys discuss how many skulls it takes to make you suspicious, when the temperature of nuggets can affect your bank balance, and why it's a terrible idea to lose your head over camel cuddle time. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Aug 14, 202357 minEp. 167

"What a Manatease"

The guys discuss why Ted is too old to go back to college, when Damon's keys always lead to the scene of the crime, and how you can be blind to the best french whiskey you've always never tried. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Aug 07, 202357 minEp. 166

"Ooooof, You're Hugly" and SPF Mamoa

The guys discuss why there's nothing more supportive than feathers and a Captain America diaper, where you can get your membership revoked merely for sharing TikTok videos with a gorilla, and how the number one cause of "ghost divorce" amongst singers has nothing to do with paranormal appearances. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jul 31, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 165

"There's no I in TEAM, but corn dogs are for winners."

The guys discuss how Damon's contemplating a career move based on delicious traffic stops, why you may have to pull up to the next window and wait for your Swedish honey, and why eating a roll off your mom's face means love. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jul 24, 20231 hrEp. 164

"Roger doesn't do... stairs..."

The guys discuss how the street value of a kidney is far greater than you'd ever imagine, when a single T and a double L does not guarantee an expedited check-in, and why the roofs of orphanages have become the most sought after real estate in the billionaire community. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jul 17, 202357 minEp. 163

"If you had said it that way, I might have been on board."

The guys discuss how sometimes "taking your kid to work day" can go down in flames, when drinking with ceramic squirrels may be hazardous to your health, and why a burning perineum could only mean you need a candy bar. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jul 10, 202357 minEp. 162

The Condo Tunnel and "You speak fluent Chad"

The guys discuss a specialty crib design for those who hate children, why being an aerospace engineer takes way more qualifications than just impregnating a staggering number of women, and how it's completely acceptable to ask the police to round up your pigs when you are feeling overwhelmed. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jul 03, 202357 minEp. 161

Deep Fried Pickleball and Egyptian Honey

The guys discuss why you should never bury all your vampires vertically, where "loose" chickens can bring an entire transit system to a halt, and how an exemplary baboon employee will undoubtedly live until his death. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jun 26, 202349 minEp. 160

"Mac, I think he thinks they're big chickens that farm."

The guys discuss why the "bang room" at the church will save your marriage, how 5,475 days of sick leave should never affect your pay raise, and when a trick shot in the most confusing game of H.O.R.S.E. could result in the death of your mother-in-law. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jun 19, 20231 hr 6 minEp. 159

The KidNapper, A Bidon't, and Per diem Clowns

The guys discuss different "mile markers" left in stranger's yards during a marathon, how a rogue band of adolescent gobblers are endangering senior's kidneys, and why you should always take attendance before and after a hayrack ride. twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jun 12, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 158

"Who brings babies to an alligator surf competition?"

The guys discuss who reigns as the hide and seek champion of the world, how impersonating a fireman in a rented Kia can be quite a turn on to the ladies, and why eating the last of the microwaved delicacies in the house could cost you your life. twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jun 05, 202354 minEp. 157

It was Post-I Do but Pre-D.J." & Dingo Bribing Dum Dums

The guys discuss that when you get killer hotel deals it's important to wash your feet before bed every night of your stay, how having your alligator "fully trained" just may keep it alive, and why combining the PGA and weddings will always result in tragedy. twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

May 29, 20231 hr 2 minEp. 156

A Death Row Chef and Weekend Math

The guys discuss how Ted's dismissal of specialty tea results in the dismissal of his discount, why a $100 debt means you can no longer eat corn on the cob, and when stealing fries from a complete stranger can get you to the semifinals of the annual flying rat invitational. twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

May 22, 202358 minEp. 155

Death By Spooning & Grandma Gets the Game Ball

The guys discuss the most effective way to eliminate the use of a sun deflector in your windshield, how Damon has now assured he can never set foot in New Jersey, and just when exactly "mud butt" is the most honorable way to die. twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

May 15, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 154

Bear Escalators and A Plane Bridge

The guys discuss how it's never really a party until you reroute a river, when packing a parachute is equally as important as monogrammed trinkets, and why an extremely photogenic 3rd Place Uber simply cannot medal. twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

May 08, 202356 minEp. 153

Tommy O'Clock and The Love Wookie

The guys discuss a new sugary sports drink that's good for weight loss and pets, how giving investment advice to a financially responsible kidnapper will keep your second kid safe, and why proving your the ultimate "parrot lover" requires a specialty helmet. twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

May 01, 202356 minEp. 152

"Big Sandwich Energy with a side of CHiPs"

The guys discuss how nothing comes between a ninja and his pudding, why FitBit is the world's worst ever wingman, and when overindulging yourself with hot toaster strudels in the bubble bath can traumatize a child. twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Apr 24, 202353 minEp. 151

"What are they using out there? Gunite? Gunite... Yeah, I can do that."

The guys discuss how you can never have too many Big Macs, when playing foosball can be deemed as "foreplay", and why a policed-taped drive-thru could result in disciplinary action and/or termination. twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Apr 17, 20231 hr 2 minEp. 150

Floating Buttcracks and A Critical Concierge

The guys discuss the extreme difficulty of playing horse hide-and-seek at your parents house, how Mac most likely killed a guy named Terry Vaughn using only a Walgreen's automated phone system, and why owning a "high quality" beige couch makes you an aficionado on used scuba gear. twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Apr 10, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 149
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